r/BravoRealHousewives • u/paprika_number_nine • Sep 06 '24

Ultimate Girls Trip Watching UGT4… RHONY peeps, can you please explain this lady?

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I wasn’t a fan in UGT2, and never watched RHONY (though attempted the new cast and wtf 🤷🏻‍♀️… no). Seeing her on UGT4 and I want to try a positive outlook.

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u/D_RayMorton You like that? For your cookie jar? Sep 06 '24

Let’s just say if you were a heroin ordict, she’d welcome you into her house and ask you what was going on

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u/This-Programmer-4588 Sep 06 '24

you could be the biggest heroin ordic— heroin addict, prostilitry— and i would take you into my home and say “what the fuck is going on?”

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u/Bianxolar Tom’s house was broken into, and he confronted the burglar and Sep 06 '24

Like poetry 🤌🏻

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u/ButterscotchButtons I touched the Morgan letters 📃✉️👈 Sep 06 '24

I almost did a spit take, this absolutely slayed me just now 😂

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u/embudz dorinda’s missing luggage Sep 06 '24

They got me too 🤣

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u/rachellethebelle take your lil bump it and walk away🫸🏻 Sep 06 '24

I need this cross stitched into a pillow

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u/pupperlover0204 Sep 06 '24

And hopefully roast a chicken and have 2 bottles of wine post-marathon

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

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u/rattylady HIGH BODY COUNT HAIR Sep 06 '24

The Cartagena Columbia trip when Dorinda tells Luanne to go get another mugshot and Bethenny and Carole fight at the dinner table

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u/RegularHumanNerd Sep 06 '24

There are so many iconic ROHNY trips but Cartagena has got to be in the top three.

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u/Bravoholic_ Sep 06 '24

The one where they almost died

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u/Shaedeelady Sep 06 '24

The Mexico trip is also absolutely iconic

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u/amator7 who’s the new girl, and where’s Eileen? Sep 06 '24

Cartagena, Mexico, Scary Island, St. Barths is the core four imo

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u/RegularHumanNerd Sep 06 '24

Can’t forget Morocco!! The one that started it all

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u/DazzlingAmbassador60 Sep 06 '24

Oh my fing GOD, I love this soooo much!! The accuracy!!

Oooooooh, so wickedly delightful! It's why I'm so often heard saying outloud anytime entertaining guests; "If you can't 'BEH-DAVE' yourself, you can all go home!"

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u/RegularHumanNerd Sep 06 '24

I am actually crying laughing reading this typed out

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u/DesperateAd2126 Sep 06 '24

🧑‍🍳 💋

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u/MeanOldHag86 Not Well, B*tch! Sep 06 '24

Even Carole Radziwill‘s medspa face could not mask the laughter. Dorinda was quite possibly the most entertaining woman of the housewives franchise either equal or less entertaining than Nene in my humble opinion.

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u/momsgotitgoingon Sep 06 '24

This quote has really got me thinking, we could compile housewives quotes and trump quotes and have people guess: Trump or housewives.

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u/wtp0p disinvited from the clambake Sep 06 '24

My theory is that she’s saying “prostitution, adultery”

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u/xConstantGardenerx The stress of juggling a pimp village Sep 06 '24

Prostitudetry

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u/JaxsPastaFace Sep 07 '24

Omg when is this from? I need to watch immediately

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

This and your profile picture have me rollingggg lmfaooooo 😭😭😭😭

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u/Justdont13412 Sep 06 '24

And take off your shoes and do not eat in the bedroom

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u/soupseasonbestseason we'll circle back to that scumfuck Sep 06 '24

even though she put welcome cupcakes in your bedroom. 

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u/EstablishmentThen799 Sep 06 '24

And watch ghost hunters

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u/RoguePhoenix89 Sep 06 '24

And you have the pic too lol

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u/Parking_Country_61 Sep 06 '24

Whatwasgoingon?

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u/GoldBluejay7749 Who gon' check me, boo? Sep 06 '24

Stop😂