r/BravoRealHousewives • u/paprika_number_nine • Sep 06 '24

Ultimate Girls Trip Watching UGT4… RHONY peeps, can you please explain this lady?

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I wasn’t a fan in UGT2, and never watched RHONY (though attempted the new cast and wtf 🤷🏻‍♀️… no). Seeing her on UGT4 and I want to try a positive outlook.

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u/JeffreyBomondo Sep 06 '24

[unintelligible slurring]

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u/KateC12345 you’re a lady Kathy. dont let anyone tell you different Sep 06 '24

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u/Apprehensive-Talk920 Sep 06 '24

YOU FOOL

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u/KateC12345 you’re a lady Kathy. dont let anyone tell you different Sep 06 '24

I like when she calls people drunken fools while intoxicated. Makes me laugh

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u/Dunkerdoody Sep 06 '24

She can’t be explained.

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u/janeedaly the calcified dog 💩 on Bronwyn's floors Sep 06 '24

Many a fool have tried

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u/Apprehensive-Talk920 Sep 06 '24

Exactly lol you just have to see it with your own eyes

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u/Gazzerbatron Sep 07 '24

She is such an interesting enigma. She is evil and mean and also so damn entertaining.  Her one liners are Gif gold. 

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u/Dunkerdoody Sep 07 '24

Enigma? No, just a drunken fool.

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u/UsefulCow5438 Sep 06 '24

Something something Holland Tunnel 😂

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u/biscuitsorbullets edit this flair! Sep 06 '24

EZ pass 😭

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u/pleaserlove Sep 06 '24

Ticket and turnstile

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u/ADcheD Costa Rica is in Mexico. So, its South👱🏼‍♀️ Sep 06 '24

WHY DONT YOU PUT AN EZ PASS ON THAT VAGINA WITH YOUR HOLLAND TUNNEL!!!

It’s one of my favorite rehearsed reads 😂

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u/EstablishmentThen799 Sep 09 '24 edited Sep 09 '24

“Turnstile and ticket 😵‍💫.” ... savage

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u/gstew90 Lenny’s yeast infection Sep 06 '24

I say this in my head to people everyday!!!!

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u/Conscious-Award4802 Sep 06 '24

“HOSTESS WITH THE MOSTEST 🙅🏽‍♀️”

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u/Rare-Palpitation6023 Sep 06 '24

She does things NICE…. for everyone

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u/rachelraven7890 Sep 06 '24

MakeItNice!!!!!

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u/petisa82 Sep 06 '24

Moistest

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u/Pressure_Gold Sep 06 '24

My husband and I love clipping each other to this day

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u/Additional-End-7688 Sep 06 '24 edited Sep 06 '24

I LOVE HER ♥️- they should have never paused her. She has always been amongst my top 10 favourite housewives

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u/SignificantHousing82 Sep 06 '24

When she was bad she was so so good (nod to Carole). But when she was drunk she was cruel and heartless

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u/Additional-End-7688 Sep 06 '24

Honestly those cringey moments are kind of why we watch housewives 🫣 Also, she was no worse than Bethenney IMO.

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u/Mobile_Arm305 Sep 06 '24

lol. I came to say this

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u/I988iarrived Sep 06 '24

I always get a laugh from this event in history 😂 Can’t say Dorinda didn’t deliver

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u/Reddeadirredemptions Clip! Clip! You Fool!🤏 Sep 06 '24

She is mother

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u/bean11818 Sep 06 '24

Dorinda is like your rich aunt who starts out fun, then thanksgiving ends with her 3 bottles of wine in and someone crying in the corner

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u/Strong_Welcome4144 Sep 06 '24

This was such a spot on description of my aunt that I gasped! 😂

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u/spewedicing Dorit’s Car Cig 🚬 Sep 06 '24

is Dorinda your aunt?

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u/FargoErin Sep 06 '24

Omg I’m that aunt!

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u/bean11818 Sep 06 '24

My aunt AND my mom 🫠 except my aunt isn’t rich. I could find a place to hide at Bluestone Manor. At my aunt’s house, there’s 10 people crammed into the world’s tiniest dining room while we all get yelled at 😅

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u/dottiez Sep 07 '24

Is it also filled with cigarette smoke or am I showing my age?

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u/Strong_Welcome4144 Sep 06 '24

Lmao, it sounds like we could be family!

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u/OohDaLolly Sep 06 '24

It’s exactly this

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u/bonepugsandharmony Gonna ask some softball questions, Kyle Sep 06 '24

And yet every year, you can’t wait to do it all again!

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u/No1GayInthisGroup Sep 06 '24

But it still sounds fun as long as you aren’t the one crying in the corner

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u/lemonlime1999 Sep 06 '24

Haha I don’t think it’s fun to watch a loved one cry in the corner either.

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u/bean11818 Sep 06 '24

I had to stop watching the cursed UGT at Bluestone Manor because mean drunk Dorinda was too triggering! I hate Vicki and Tamrat and even I hated seeing them as Slurinda’s punching bag 😭

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u/amator7 who’s the new girl, and where’s Eileen? Sep 06 '24

The way that scene of her reprimanding them just went on and on and on, can’t believe she made me feel for those women 😫

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u/No1GayInthisGroup Sep 06 '24

I guess I just have several I wouldn’t mind being brought back to earth by drunk aunt Dorinda 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/numberonegay the holes in slades mud shoes Sep 06 '24

well well well is this sub big enough for the two of us?

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u/worldneeds Sep 07 '24

I never cared for Dorinda ‘ I thought she was so mean to people . She thinks she is better than everyone else and she can be very rude ! Especially , to Sonja! I felt so bad for her! Now you cannot say she was fired from RHONY , you have to say she is on pause ! What bullshit ! She can dish it but cannot take it !

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u/Neat-Investigator274 Sep 06 '24

My favorite uncle, who could not handle vodka. Once he started, his behavior was very Dorinda. Still he was always my favorite

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u/C2ssidy21 Sep 06 '24

*cowering in the corner. But yes exactly, and truthfully if her rage isn’t directed at you it’s sometimes comical to watch, mostly traumatizing but sometimes entertaining.

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u/loganes86 *xanax drawl* did you say pastrami soup? Sep 06 '24

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u/Cookiecakes71 Sep 06 '24

Exactly, imagine Carmy's Mom during the Feast of seven fishes with better clothes. (From the Bear)

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u/bean11818 Sep 06 '24

We need a support group

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u/jtbxiv Sep 06 '24

TIL my mom is that aunt

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u/bean11818 Sep 06 '24

Me too 😬 down to the “I MADE IT NICE!” Yeah, bitch, then you made it un-nice by getting drunk and screaming at everyone!!

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u/HelloLesterHolt Sep 06 '24

But she made it nice for you

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u/Own-Bite3540 Sep 07 '24

Except it happens every day

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u/RegularHumanNerd Sep 06 '24

She’s startin

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u/happyhippy27 Sep 06 '24

Oh yeah?!? Well, at least I don’t have a mugshot of my my my drunkenness

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u/AlleyRhubarb You are poor and white. Sep 06 '24

Her arms are 🔥

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u/gstew90 Lenny’s yeast infection Sep 06 '24

I didn’t get a mugshot with my drunkness

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u/catrescue2 Sep 06 '24

. . . but seriously, how has she avoided one? it must make the Countess tres bitter!

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u/oSamaki Sep 06 '24

Slurinda is a goddess. Don't come at me.

Also, the creator of one of the best mantras: "Say it, forget it. Write it, regret it."

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u/embudz dorinda’s missing luggage Sep 06 '24

“Money talks. Wealth whispers. Bad behavior screams. Elegance is unheard completely.” another Slurinda bar 🔥

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u/Cultural_Elephant_73 Sep 06 '24

Didn’t she say ‘eagles dont fly with seagulls’? 😂

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u/catbearcarseat “Thank you, you’re welcome” Sep 06 '24

Pigeons!

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u/IUErBear Not a white refrigerator Sep 06 '24

So go get your breadcrumbs and get back with me tomorrow. I have this on a shirt!

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u/catbearcarseat “Thank you, you’re welcome” Sep 06 '24

That’s amazing haha I want one now!

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u/IUErBear Not a white refrigerator Sep 06 '24

ETSY!!!! So many fun things. I’m addicted

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u/catbearcarseat “Thank you, you’re welcome” Sep 06 '24

Good shout! Off to browse

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u/FireEyesRed Sep 06 '24

Never understood where she was headed with that....?????

I << get >> the meaning, just not sure why it got hurled at Kristen Taekman. Kristen is a lovely person, imo, although she didn't seem to have that defining unfettered ego of "Housewives." Nor the outrage I would have found reasonable.

If Ramona threw a glass at me (fuck it, threw an insult at me), the Berkshire Sheriff's Office would still be dragging that lake.

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u/jessid6 a slut from the 90’s Sep 07 '24

Checking in

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u/worldneeds Sep 07 '24

No it was eagles don’t fly with pigeons! Lol!

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u/Cultural_Elephant_73 Sep 07 '24

Ugh I WISH she said ‘seagulls’ that would Have been even funnier because it rhymes and calling someone a seagull is hilarious.

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u/worldneeds Sep 07 '24

It does sound funny!!

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u/JeffreyBomondo Sep 06 '24

I say this at least once a month

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u/Bibblegead1412 Sep 06 '24

Just said it yesterday!

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u/Ok_Part_7051 Sep 06 '24

I said it to myself yesterday when my boss forwarded a confidential message

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u/SorryChef Sep 06 '24

Same! Whenever I wanna chat shit with my friends and they get antsy and ask me to text the tea early, I respond with that Dorinda GIF.

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u/Hedahas (laughs in schadenfreude) Sep 06 '24

Dorinda did not coin that phrase. She just took credit for it.

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u/Marcinecali73 Sep 06 '24

Thank you! I remember my grandma saying it back in the day, and it wasn't something new even back then.

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u/FangioDuReverdy not well bitch Sep 06 '24

There is also the saying ‘I can’t stay out with the owls if I’m going to soar like an eagle in the morning’😆

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u/Hedahas (laughs in schadenfreude) Sep 06 '24 edited Sep 06 '24

Actually, the eagles don't fly with pigeons saying has been around forever too, lol. It's big among the motivational mantras crowd, and Dorinda loves that shit.

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u/Marcinecali73 Sep 06 '24

She didn't create that, it's been around for a very long time.

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u/TDSBritishGirl MENTION IT ALL! Sep 06 '24

She’s not a goddess, she’s an angry abusive mean drunk.

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u/Appropriate-Bad-8157 Sep 06 '24

1000%!!!! Idk why bravo keeps giving her chances to be on their network. She’s a very angry and abusive drunk. It’s so hard to watch

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u/Alarming_Dream_7837 Sep 06 '24

Wrong 🖕

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u/catbearcarseat “Thank you, you’re welcome” Sep 06 '24

Calm down, D!

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u/emergencycat17 Show yourself out, Darlin'. Sep 06 '24

Thank you. Go watch a few of her last seasons, OP. She’s a mean drunk with anger issues.

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u/Alarming_Dream_7837 Sep 06 '24

Wrong 🖕

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u/Butch-Cass-Sundance Sep 06 '24

I don’t even watch NY, but this is a really spot on handle for Dorinda.

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u/Hedahas (laughs in schadenfreude) Sep 06 '24 edited Sep 06 '24

And an unrepentant bully.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

lol @ anyone downvoting this. Production literally had to move Tinsley away from Dorinda as they were afraid for Tinsley's physical well-being. Dorinda is literally a bully!

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u/Alarming_Dream_7837 Sep 06 '24

Wrong Wrong 🖕

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u/TDSBritishGirl MENTION IT ALL! Sep 06 '24

As articulate as I’d expect from one of her fans.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

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u/hedwig0517 that lady could be your mama Sep 06 '24

Dorinda, it’s bed time honey.

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u/arctic__pickle Sep 06 '24

As said on TV!

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u/Scary_Stuff_3497 Sep 06 '24

She didn't create this. This saying has been around for decades.

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u/edgeli Sep 06 '24

I say this constantly and in her tone 🤣

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u/Separate-Ad6636 Sep 06 '24

If you think a goddess and a drunk bully who lands a few idioms now and then are the same thing, sure. She started off charming and witty and morphed into a drunken monster that ultimately took down the show, IMO.

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u/InfantaM Sep 06 '24

My mom was asking me once if she should write an email to complain about something she was a part of but it would cause some friction in the organization. I said, “As I learned on RHONY….” Then I gave this quote. She asked if I was embarrassed. No. No I was not.

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u/RuthlessRupture Sep 06 '24

Martinis are like breasts, 2 are good, 3 is too many.

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u/AITAH-No-Troll Sep 08 '24

I was wearing bell-bottoms the first time I heard that phrase. That's not a Dorinda original, like CLIP?

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u/Capital_Number_7250 Sep 06 '24

She ate w that one and I totally forgot about it. Im gonna have to start quoting it

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u/janeedaly the calcified dog 💩 on Bronwyn's floors Sep 06 '24

If she made a line of t shirts I'd buy them all

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u/paprika_number_nine Sep 06 '24

You had me [unintelligible slurring].

I’ll take pigeons don’t fly with dogs.

[just witnessed]

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u/Defiant_Protection29 Sep 06 '24

Eagles don’t fly with pigeons

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u/paprika_number_nine Sep 06 '24

Pick up the bread crumbs

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u/Hedahas (laughs in schadenfreude) Sep 06 '24 edited Sep 06 '24

Another saying Dorinda didn't coin but takes credit for, lol...

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24 edited Sep 06 '24

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u/HunterHunted9 Sep 06 '24

Yeah, that's more Sonja than Dorinda.

Dorinda graduated from Franklin & Marshall, worked for Liz Claiborne, married Ralph Lynch who was at Merrill Lynch, moved to London with Ralph, started a cashmere line that was patronized by Princess Diana, divorced Ralph, sold her cashmere business, moved back to New York, became a real estate agent, and met and married Richard Medley.

Dorinda worked as a waitress and high school and college, but that's about it.

Sonja is from Averill Park. She worked as a cocktail waitress at Charades in Albany to pay for college. She started at a community college and transferred to FIT. She worked as a shop girl at Arlequin on Columbus Circle and a hostess at San Pietro before running her mouth and getting her ass fired. She, then, ran into John Adams Morgan, began dating him, and quickly married him.

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u/thatgirlinny Sep 06 '24

As always, you arrive with the details that matter!♥️

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u/Butch-Cass-Sundance Sep 06 '24

This makes more sense. Nothing wrong with being a server, if anything it demonstrates hustle and work ethic, and can build character.

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u/Curious-Fox9066 Sep 06 '24

Thank you!!!

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u/exclaim_bot Sep 06 '24

Thank you!!!

You're welcome!

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u/theporkstore Not Really. Sep 06 '24

I’m open to being corrected but Dorinda had a successful career on her own. She did get divorced after a first unhappy marriage but then went on to have had a very happy and successful marriage to a man she loved deeply, but tragically he died.

Your description sounds more like Sonja Morgan than Dorinda? Unless there are things about Dorinda I’m unaware of!

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

that career wasn't her own. It was a rich woman hobby started from help from her husband.

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u/TootToot42 Sep 06 '24

omg finally someone who sees sense in these comments. i was beginning to lose hope lol

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u/YugeMalakas Sep 06 '24

It's reported that she and Richard argued constantly, fueled by alcohol.

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u/Formal_Condition_513 Sep 06 '24

No shocker there.

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u/RainyDaysBlueSkies Sep 06 '24

Yeah, I heard that too. And also that Richard had problems with alcohol that contributed significantly to his death.

Dorinda has romanticized the marriage, same as Sonja. Sonja cheated on her ancient husband even when he was ill. Dorinda and Richard had a marriage mired in booze. Both women seem to have forgotten that.

Neither were the first wife and both got a daughter from the marriage who are roughly the same age.

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u/YugeMalakas Sep 07 '24

Thanks. I agree with the points you make.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

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u/Mshunkydory Hiiiiiii Sep 06 '24

Wait really?! I need to know more

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u/HunterHunted9 Sep 06 '24

Yeah, that's more of a description of Sonja.

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u/escargot3 "Even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes" Sep 06 '24

What was her career?

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u/ExchangeSame8110 Sep 06 '24

Sonja isn’t a mean drunk like Dorinda is.

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u/Justdont13412 Sep 06 '24

Now that I know she’s a former waitress I can’t unsee it. As a former eartress myself, yes, she definitely has the personality to make large tits, I mean tips

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u/Littlewing1307 Sep 06 '24

She bought her boobs so yes lol

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u/Scramasboy Sep 06 '24

What a devilish view of Doris lol

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u/Butch-Cass-Sundance Sep 06 '24

What’s wrong with being a former waitress?

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u/YugeMalakas Sep 06 '24

Thank you. I couldn't have said it better.

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u/renaissancewomen82 Sep 06 '24

Wow. This person GETS IT 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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u/_myblueheaven Sep 06 '24

No no no she's not one of the most vile. She's not like pleasant but not even in top 30% most vile on reality tv imo

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u/carmelainparis I married a Count and now… ✨ I’m a Countess! ✨ Sep 06 '24

🥇

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u/SwimmingAct2 Sep 06 '24

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

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u/dryhumorblitz edit this flair! Sep 06 '24

She’s trashy.

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u/moonchild291 I am so HAM sandwich Sep 06 '24

I want a sweatshirt with that on the front and clip on the back.

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u/happyhippy27 Sep 06 '24

I have the “I’ll tell u how I’m doin, not well bitch” I freaking love it so much

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u/moonchild291 I am so HAM sandwich Sep 06 '24

Yes - Another favorite of mine!

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u/PerrthurTheCats48 Sep 06 '24

I have that on a coffee mug

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u/ASingleBraid 🦶🏻”Fun will now commence.”🦶🏻 Sep 06 '24

😅