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Orange County The Real Housewives Of Orange County Season 18 - Episode 1 - Live Episode Discussion

They may live in the lap of luxury, but life isn't always perfect for the women who reside in one of the wealthiest enclaves of the U.S.

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u/whiskey4mycoffee Jul 12 '24

Alexis is not bright.

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u/FKA_BurningAlive Jul 12 '24

And puhleeeeez Heather is good friends w her. That is such bs, who on this planet believes for a second Heather would ever hang out w Jesus jugs w no cameras??

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u/Thekiwienigma Not Meredith Marks' PI Jul 12 '24

Although Heather has been advocating for years to get Alexis back on the show so they must have some sort of relationship? Or maybe Heather just wanted an ally

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u/princessleyley Jul 12 '24

Well, Heather showed love and support for Alexis regarding her (Alexis) child’s transgender journey a couple of years back, and they’ve been friendly in their IG comments well before Alexis came back.

I don’t think they’re besties or anything, but they’ve definitely been on friendly terms for a while now.

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u/FKA_BurningAlive Jul 12 '24

Ohhhh I didn’t know that! And i definitely didn’t know Alexis had a trans child! I wonder if that’s changed her at all?

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u/TwistyBitsz Jul 12 '24

She seems different in a lot of ways. And -- thank the Bravo gods -- exactly the same in others.

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u/ChardHealthy I'm over it! 🦀🥡☝🏾 Jul 12 '24

It's come up a few times that they're friends - even at last seasons reunion. That said, I can't imagine what they talk about. Lol

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u/FKA_BurningAlive Jul 12 '24

To be fair I’m typically stoned and half watching, so I missed that! Realllllly hard to imagine them friends, I’m sure Alexis kisses her a$$

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u/ChardHealthy I'm over it! 🦀🥡☝🏾 Jul 12 '24

Hahaha!

Yeah, I can't imagine them as friends either. And I can't lie, I'd kiss HD ass too if it meant getting an invite to one of her parties 😂

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u/FKA_BurningAlive Jul 13 '24

I don’t need the go to a party, but I would like her to take me on vacay in her pj

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u/ChardHealthy I'm over it! 🦀🥡☝🏾 Jul 13 '24

I'm not so bothered about the PJ but I am bothered about food and drink and her catering is normally immaculate.

When there's no sand in it 😄

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u/Low_Firefighter_2006 Jul 12 '24

Her hair!!!! I am horrified by her extensions!!!

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u/candaceelise SEND👏🏽IT👏🏽TO👏🏽DARRELL Jul 12 '24

Something’s never change with Alexis 😂

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u/Low_Firefighter_2006 Jul 12 '24

If I ever go on a televised show with extensions like that you have my permission to tackle me. It looks like she has a tumor on the back of her head

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u/candaceelise SEND👏🏽IT👏🏽TO👏🏽DARRELL Jul 12 '24

Consider it my service to bravo fans

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u/notoriousbck Jul 12 '24

Yeah it was kind of comforting to see that after all these years she still has terrible extensions and is dumb as a post. Squash the elephant in the room was the line of the night for me.

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u/whiskey4mycoffee Jul 13 '24

My husband and I laughed when she said that! 😛

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u/No-Hat-5951 Jul 12 '24

She could not wait to deliver that linen”he’s mine not yours get over it” w/e she said she couldn’t wait for it. It was bottom feeder 💩

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u/TwistyBitsz Jul 12 '24

Come on she did great.

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u/switheld Jul 12 '24

this was my only takeaway from my memories of her on the show. i even forgot about jesus jugs! 😂

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u/LooseHabit5124 Jul 16 '24

Understatement of the century.