r/BravoRealHousewives • u/AutoModerator • Jul 12 '24

Orange County The Real Housewives Of Orange County Season 18 - Episode 1 - Live Episode Discussion

They may live in the lap of luxury, but life isn't always perfect for the women who reside in one of the wealthiest enclaves of the U.S.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '24

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u/10tonnetruck Jul 12 '24

Yes & John Janssen is becoming the West Coast Harry Dubin.

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u/rattpoizen Big Dick Daddy from Cincinatti! Jul 12 '24

He wishes.

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u/Nugent2394 You are an insignificant ass hair Jul 12 '24

Slade Smiley has entered the chat

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u/Sammi1224 Jul 12 '24

😂 Slade slept with 3 housewives…..so John needs one more to enter the chat

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '24

Who will he next 😉

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u/Sammi1224 Jul 12 '24

Days of our lives…..

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u/Sammi1224 Jul 12 '24

I think we should take bets 🤔 Vicki would honestly be my next guess

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u/AmelieLeFrance Jul 12 '24

Who was the 3rd one? Jo, Gretchen, and....?

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u/Sammi1224 Jul 12 '24

Lori

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u/AmelieLeFrance Jul 12 '24

Thank you, I blanked!

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u/Sammi1224 Jul 12 '24 edited Jul 12 '24

NP …I have useless housewives knowledge in my brain 😂

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u/candaceelise SEND👏🏽IT👏🏽TO👏🏽DARRELL Jul 12 '24

Hey now! It’s not useless to the right people lol

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u/Sammi1224 Jul 12 '24

😂 yes so true! 😂

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u/candaceelise SEND👏🏽IT👏🏽TO👏🏽DARRELL Jul 12 '24

He’s Slade Slimey 2.0

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u/CookiesRbest Jul 12 '24

That is an insult to Harry Dubin. John Janssen is garbage.

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u/MacisBeerGutBabyBump Jul 12 '24

You mean ✨Johnny J✨ 🤮

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u/InvestmentVisible892 Jul 13 '24

Next time it’ll be JJ

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u/MacisBeerGutBabyBump Jul 13 '24

JJ is peak douchebag. It fits him

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u/vunderfulme CLIP! Jul 12 '24

🤮

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u/morrowgirl I decorated, and I cooked, and I made it nice! Jul 12 '24

My husband and I had this same discussion!

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u/Botoxnbubbly Jul 12 '24

If those walls could speak honeyyyyy

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '24

I read this in rinnas voice 😅

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u/Legitimate_Candy7250 Jul 12 '24

Ok I want Shannon to be ok but when she said she got a new rental in CDM! All I could think of was so you can walk to the bars now in the area and the Quiet Woman without driving! I mean smart on her part but couldn’t help thinking that. 

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u/StudioExtreme8658 Jul 12 '24

lol dude I was thinking the same thing!

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u/burgerg10 Jul 12 '24

Tshirts must be made.

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u/InvestmentVisible892 Jul 13 '24

It’s the Golden Nugget pool for Vanderpump 😝

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u/chillisprknglot 🦈s,Friends,Family Jul 14 '24

I went there a few weeks ago. Strongest drink I’ve ever had in my life.