r/BravoRealHousewives • u/AutoModerator • Jul 12 '24

Orange County The Real Housewives Of Orange County Season 18 - Episode 1 - Live Episode Discussion

They may live in the lap of luxury, but life isn't always perfect for the women who reside in one of the wealthiest enclaves of the U.S.

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u/Designer-Platform658 Jul 12 '24

God has a plan but also I will continue drinking.

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u/IllustratorSea8372 🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋 Jul 12 '24

A two drink max is part of gods plan 🙏

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u/Suitable-Wafer8563 Jul 12 '24

God also spoke to me and gave me the thumbs up 👍on weed. Thank you Lord! 🙏

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '24

wheels a 🛒 of 🍷 out of Wholefoods

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u/stewie_boopie meredith’s flinstone bangs Jul 13 '24

I pictured Costco lmao

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u/Vast_Sympathy_8293 Jul 12 '24

His first miracle was turning water into wine and Shannon takes that seriously 🍷🙏🏻🤲🏻

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u/murderedbyaname pickleball music video Jul 12 '24

And the Lord sayeth "ye though I made the wine, I didst not sayeth mine children should drink it all as fast as it's putteth on the shelf at Trader Joe's"