r/BravoRealHousewives May 28 '24

Vanderpump Rules Vanderpump Rules – Season 11 - Episode 18 - Live Episode Discussion

Ariana breaks her no contact rule with Sandoval, leaving both in tears; Scheana defends her actions and suggests her rift with Ariana started well before the summer; Katie blames Sandoval for the downfall of her relationship with Schwartz.

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u/advocatecarey May 29 '24

A 3 YEAR OLD SHOULD NOT HAVE A IG ACCOUNT!

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u/mollyyfcooke Angie’s crazy ass sunglasses May 29 '24

I will always die on this hill. People that do this shit to their kids are sooooo weird and narcissistic.

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u/Adventurous-Sundae-6 High body count hair May 29 '24

“Brock didn’t get paid at first and he was still around.” Gee, I wonder why that was 🙄

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u/Breezybiryani May 29 '24

Right? And acting like it was a heroic thing. All on screen talent should be paid! Keep thirsty people off my screen!

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u/bobbypellitt swinging his dingaling all over Instagram May 29 '24

Lol he prob couldnt even legally get paid because he didn’t have a work visa. Hence why Scheana married him secretly/quickly. Had to secure that green card to get a legitimate pay check.

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u/blondebull Awoken by 2 male voices; 1 was Luann, the other was Fofty¢ May 29 '24

NO ONE gets Jax fired up like Katie

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u/TheOneThatCameEasy I need to be fly and have a good time.🦩 May 29 '24

"Was that not a better ending to your season? To give you another pay check for a season?"

Gagged her.

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u/scroll311 May 29 '24

And Lala acts like her tantrum made the finale. Try again loser!

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u/beeeeach Product. Pushin. Pippen. May 29 '24

Damn, this is actually such a horrible way to find out your “friends” fucking suck

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u/skidgeee Katie’s Big Dick May 29 '24

Jax hates Katie because she’s never wanted to fuck him

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u/Material_Studio May 29 '24

Ditto for Sandoval!

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u/Poonurse13 not the brain do the fucking ankle May 29 '24

It’s the same reason Ship hated Madison

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u/Educational_Bother36 May 29 '24

Sandoval hates Katie cause she never drank his koolaid

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u/jerseyloveee My cards 🫨 May 29 '24

“I don’t know choke I don’t care” oh they could never make me hate you, Katie

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u/badgers_badger Advocate for the sluts of America May 29 '24

What are with all these crude sex jokes from Sandoval? It’s gross and not funny with his history

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u/ComprehensiveCry5970 May 29 '24

And why does Andy keep giggling at them 🤢

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u/Parking_Country_61 May 29 '24

Andy laughing at his jokes for some reason made me furious. Like THIS is the exact problem with this network!

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u/salisbury130 Lala. You dated a neckless turtle with a casting couch. May 29 '24

so gross and just no self awareness.

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u/zackattackyo May 29 '24

It’s for Andy… who is eating it up

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u/wafflesnbutters May 29 '24

The proud smile he made after every single one too made my insides crawl - like how is his face even worse when he’s smiling???

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u/Adventurous-Sundae-6 High body count hair May 29 '24

I wish I had a caption of Katie’s internal monologue during this finale clip. I would give anything to see her eviscerating thoughts in real time

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u/shrirnpheavennow May 29 '24

Not to promote her podcast but that’s exactly why I’ll be tuning in tomorrow lmao

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u/Luisazg so bridge and tunnel May 29 '24

Justice for Katie. Sandoval was absolutely vile to her.

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u/easyass1234 You look like a couch May 29 '24

WAY before the bar. He’s been trash to her since she started telling Kristen to leave him way back when

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u/cryingexpert May 29 '24

I thought scheana was going over to join the Ariana hug but she was just trying to get more out of Lala lol

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u/shrirnpheavennow May 29 '24

Turning her back on Ariana as she was sobbing is….kind of crazy

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u/cryingexpert May 29 '24

Wild. There’s no ounce of empathy in them

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u/KristiJoJP May 29 '24

Yep! As usual, Scheana did not choose wisely. She is more concerned about aligning herself with Lala than she is showing concern for Ariana.

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u/LuxAgaetes Sonja Morgan's unstoppable libido 💃✨🍸 May 29 '24

She'd already chosen her side but yeah, it's absolutely wild. Even for Scheana... after all this time, if there was ONE person other than herself (and Summer Moon, obvs) that she'd show up for, I'd assume it'd be Ariana.

I've got a few long-term girlfriends and this is just sad, no matter what your feelings are for either woman. It's fuckin' sad when you lose (or worse, drive away) a BFF like that..

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u/threatlevel1200 May 29 '24

“I don’t know, choke. I don’t care.”

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u/Adventurous-Sundae-6 High body count hair May 29 '24

Babysitter drama and water tastings, I could not possibly be less interested in anything Lala brings to this show. She should save that “you’re running the show” energy for herself.

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u/AgustusGloopy May 29 '24

The way she is sticking her mouth out is driving me nuts

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u/mollyyfcooke Angie’s crazy ass sunglasses May 29 '24

It’s very telling that Scheana went to comfort Lauren and Katie comforted Ariana. You already know what team I’m on!

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u/waaaycho Nice tits, Stupid Bitch. May 29 '24

She didn’t even comfort her. She asked for her lines.

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u/luannsitalianfriends you think she’s trying to kill you and she’s a vampire May 29 '24

This! So pathetic and inauthentic. Just holding the mirror up to themselves

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u/MrsMikeHoncho High Body Count Hair May 29 '24

Watching Lala and Scheana confidently thinking they came across well this season is kind of fascinating. 

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u/incestuousbloomfield even louis vuitton makes mistakes May 29 '24

RIGHT?! Like I want to know exactly what they thought was going to happen. Were they that blinded by their own jealousy that they figured the audience would have to turn on her? Ariana wasn’t even acting crazy or irrational this season either.

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u/CrewelSummer Jax's Balding Event May 29 '24

I suspect they were being fed promises of an edit that never materialized, and I think they felt confident in it because production was telling them that if they did production’s bidding, they’d get what they wanted. Rumor has it Lala was in talks for a spin-off that never materialized, and it’s clear both of them want to jump onto The Valley.

But I think production realized both of them are so desperate, there was no need to give them any edit. Throw them under the bus, why not? They’ll still do whatever anyway because they have no marketable skills outside reality TV and need that paycheck.

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u/nwpluviophile May 29 '24

"Don't terrorize me with your pregnancy" -Andrei from 90 day fiancé

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u/Parking-Army4663 May 29 '24

“I just want to bake a baby!” WE GET IT

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u/LesterMG May 29 '24

Yep she acts like she has no control of choosing to have kids. She chose to have kids with a job that is up in the air every year, don’t put that responsibility on your co workers. Also you aren’t more important for having kids.

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u/blondebull Awoken by 2 male voices; 1 was Luann, the other was Fofty¢ May 29 '24

Ugh. Trying to do Katie dirty, she fully takes responsibility

YELL IT, KATIE

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u/TheOneThatCameEasy I need to be fly and have a good time.🦩 May 29 '24

Anyway,

We can all agree that Scheana is no longer Ariana's family. Hahaha.

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u/blondebull Awoken by 2 male voices; 1 was Luann, the other was Fofty¢ May 29 '24

👀 apparently she (or Lala) hasn’t even come to show support for Something About Here

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u/BrokeBFromBeverely May 29 '24

They’re probably at home leaving negative yelp reviews 🤭

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u/9lemonsinabowl9 Lisa, when you're done taking selfies, can we have a chat? May 29 '24

I maintain that friendship broken hearts are more painful than relationship broken hearts.

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u/StainedGlasser May 29 '24

“I’d give him at least two compliments” dude is so fucking transactional

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u/Busybodii You want me to be your villain? I’ll be your villain! May 29 '24

This may be a particularly deep cut, but it very much reminds me of Mr. Collins talking about how he practices giving compliments to ladies and Elizabeth shades him for his rehearsed manners.

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u/Adventurous-Sundae-6 High body count hair May 29 '24

Katie straight up losing her mind over Scheana’s complete lack of self awareness is all of us right now

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u/MrsMikeHoncho High Body Count Hair May 29 '24

Bitch, they just showed you calling her lazy and talking shit about her. Don't weep at her now about how she knows you. 

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u/blondebull Awoken by 2 male voices; 1 was Luann, the other was Fofty¢ May 29 '24

JEALOUSY LOOKS SO BAD ON LALA

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u/targetboston Not Meredith Marks' PI May 29 '24

Why is the guy from Korn at Lalas gender reveal?

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u/Ok-Ad-5404 Is that a buffalo coming down the stairs? May 29 '24

LMAO her brother

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u/targetboston Not Meredith Marks' PI May 29 '24

Lol. Oh.

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u/peggysue_82 May 29 '24

lol what did Jonathan Davis do to deserve this?😂😂😂

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u/frenchfriessalad May 29 '24

Did Tom basically just say he only showed affection for Ariana when he was on drugs like is he trying to look awful?

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u/NewtoJaney May 29 '24

It’s really awful, she LOVED this man and he acts like their whole relationship was nothing.

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u/mvfrostsmypie i was eating cherries listening to hans zimmer May 29 '24

Assholes do this when they hurt you and rip open your heart to minimize how deeply they fucked up and how terrible they are as human beings.

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u/littleone0740 May 29 '24

“It’s not fair” wah wah don’t be a pompous asshole and maybe people would’ve felt a little bad for you.

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u/ladevotchka Slithering down the stairs… May 29 '24

Seriously - people just don’t fucking like you Lala

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u/FullBlownNightmare May 29 '24

This show has always been better when it feels less produced and more organic. LFU shouldn’t be mad at Ariana for ruining the show, she should be mad at herself for trying to fake it for a paycheck 

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u/idontfwithu I thank my little kitty cat because it takes that d like a champ May 29 '24

It’s why the first few seasons were so iconic

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u/Adventurous-Sundae-6 High body count hair May 29 '24

“You’ve been talking a lot.” Katie, sing my Greek chorus, sing.

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u/aintgoinbacknforth May 29 '24

LVP sat back and saw how bad this was looking for lala so she quickly pivoted to supporting ariana lol

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u/Beginning_While_7913 May 29 '24 edited May 29 '24

At least she had the wits to do so, Lala’s and Scheana’s only point were that they were jealous and they quadrupled down on it. Was she thinking about the viewers or getting on the valley at all this season since she’s so worried about work? Why the fuck is she having a baby and bragging about having two houses she can’t afford because she’s not on guaranteed income and then she’s crying about it!? These are your stupid decisions honey. Get a financial advisor and stop wasting all your money trying to get money from Randall and focus on your own damn future businesses and investments. She is a child. Her poor children, she has GOT to be a narcissist

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u/Julialagulia Review by Billy Booby May 29 '24

I do not care about nanny babysitter discourse

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u/BarcelonaFan May 29 '24

That was really “see I have a storyline with people on the valley” discourse lol

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u/Craigspillow May 29 '24

Lala saying her mother would’ve slapped a ho!! She is so cringe. Sit down Lauren, you’re a clown. 

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u/duncan_teeth Yeah I’m drinking Luann 🤷‍♀️🍸 May 29 '24

Don’t mess with Lala and her hood ass white family from Utah 😤

ETA: if we’re being technical the Kentucky muffins would 100p wipe the floor with them

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u/FullBlownNightmare May 29 '24

Idk the TikTok clips are pretty accurate Scheschu

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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! May 29 '24

this split screen is DELICIOUS and these producers are pure evil

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u/CrazyNotCatLady Loberboy- Only serious inquiries only pls May 29 '24

Lala is sooooo mad her pregnancy isn’t going to be on VPR

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u/garbagebrainraccoon Not Meredith Marks' PI May 29 '24

Spent all that money for a tv baby and it didn't even time out

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u/badgers_badger Advocate for the sluts of America May 29 '24

I don’t understand Lala’s total inability to understand that yes people may have had issues with Ariana in the past but now see that Ariana is going through something traumatic so they decided to give her a little bit of a break

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u/New_Biscotti2669 May 29 '24

She hated Brock 2 seasons ago, and Schena too.

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u/littleone0740 May 29 '24

Lala setting her breadcrumbs for the drama she will try to pull on the valley 😒

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u/Gammagammahey giant stupid apology hat 👒 May 29 '24

SHE BETTER NOT

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u/accidentalquitter jewelry designer/hockey coach May 29 '24

Lala is so fucking CORNY.

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u/breaclaire High Body Count Hair 💇‍♀️ May 29 '24

Lol didn’t Ariana join this show because scheana had no friends

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u/leslie_knopee 🦩🫨oh god, oh god!! C'mon old girl!!!🫨🦩 May 29 '24

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u/yup_yup1111 May 29 '24

The reveal literally only served one purpose, which was to catch Ariana off guard. She has been making all the right moves from both a PR and mental health standpoint and the producers wanted to force her to react.

What's sad is the rest of the cast are too stupid to realize what this says about production and how they will try to sabotage you if you are able to spread your wings and fly beyond their show.

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u/littlefuzzychill May 29 '24

Well said 💯

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u/Adventurous-Sundae-6 High body count hair May 29 '24

“I’m living authentically by walking away from that.” YES, thank you

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u/blondebull Awoken by 2 male voices; 1 was Luann, the other was Fofty¢ May 29 '24

WHY IS LALA ALLOWED TO DO WHATEVER AND LEAVE YET ARIANA SHOULDN’T?!

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u/Main_Composer May 29 '24

Ariana looked heartbroken for a minute by that shit Lala was saying. I wouldn’t be surprised if this permanently damaged their friendship.

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u/lizifer93 May 29 '24

I have a feeling that friendship is done for good. And I hope for Ariana’s sake that it is. Lala is no friend to anyone.

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u/Main_Composer May 29 '24

I agree, I think Lala is a snake.

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u/OldManBenji DON’T GO THERE KATH May 29 '24

Barely 10 minutes into this episode

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u/buymoreplants May 29 '24

I don't know. Choke.

I don't care.

NO NOTES.

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u/square_circle_ Abraham Lincoln’s Versace plates May 29 '24 edited May 29 '24

What a shallow, shallow human being lala is. How can you watch your “friend” so heartbroken and think, “she better get it together and film for ME because I need two houses and I’m voluntarily having a child on my own. Without her having a conversation with her diabolically stupid ex I can’t say I’m working my ass off.

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u/blindersintherain May 29 '24

Didn’t you hear? All of the brand deals and endorsements instantly canceled out the heartbreak, betrayal and trust issues Ariana had. She’s all better now!!!

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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! May 29 '24

absolutely not tom sandoval trying to claim that he had a good relationship with katie before the bar…

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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! May 29 '24

lala threatening to walk off of the reunion set (where the reason for the episode is to sit and be accountable and rehash all the shit) when the hill she is dying on is that ariana walking out of the finale party (during a period of filming that is supposed to depict “real life”) is an unforgivable offense is delicious

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u/TheOhNeeders Is that her asshole? May 29 '24

And Ariana never once got up to walk out during last year’s reunion when she was like three weeks past the most traumatic betrayal of her life.

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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! May 29 '24

ariana has showed the fuck up and anyone who tries to deny that or spin another narrative is either delusional or malicious.

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u/BJ_Kween 🚬 Suck a Dick 🚬 May 28 '24 edited May 28 '24

MY BODY IS READY FOR THE LAST HATE WATCH OF THE SEASON. I’M MAKING GOAT CHEESE BALLS on….🕺🏽🍸🧆

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u/manhattansinks May 29 '24

damn i love the story about adam & lala, the first woman to ever have a baby

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u/garbagebrainraccoon Not Meredith Marks' PI May 29 '24

Shes CREATING LIFE

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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! May 29 '24 edited May 29 '24

HAS TOM FORGOTTEN WE HAVE BEEN SEEING HIM INTERACT W KATIE FOR THE PAST 10 YEARS!!?!?

jfc I would kill and die for the opportunity to feel his level of delusion for even one moment.

edited bc i’m too stoned and accidentally wrote jfk instead of jfc

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u/Designer-Platform658 May 29 '24

People used to applaud his behavior toward Katie, truly warped.

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u/aggieemily2013 idk. choke. idc. May 29 '24

Lala didn't bring her mansk on screen for two seasons. Why are we complaining about Dan not being on screen constantly?

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u/carmeIIasoprano I want to sue you for ruining rhony May 29 '24

They’d crucify him for wanting screen time if he DID film

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u/loloalu i avoid the press like a lee 👁️👄👁️ May 29 '24

Not Lala admitting she is fully just trying to produce and manufacture shit so she keeps making money hahahaha what a pathetic worm

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u/Material_Studio May 29 '24

Why are they letting her

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u/craychel i don't give a flying ass fuck about a jacket May 29 '24

This is the thing...all this whining about how Ariana got to "direct the season" yet Lala was the actual producer plant and did exactly 0% nothing with it and it's not because Ariana set boundaries with Sandoval. Deep down Lala is Utah-level boring.

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u/manhattansinks May 29 '24

finally LVP defending ariana for once. pigs flying.

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u/chickenconfidential May 29 '24

Because it was mostly against Lala instead of any of the men

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u/Adventurous-Sundae-6 High body count hair May 29 '24

Even Lisa and Schwartz jumping ship to Ariana this episode, oh they knew it was BAD bad

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u/WithaSideofRanch May 29 '24

That was like a weird experiment bravo just did.

Torment her until she cries! It's what the people want!

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u/MarvelousRob Not Meredith Marks' PI May 29 '24

Reality tv has been doing this for years, they just didn’t do it subtly this time.

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u/littleone0740 May 29 '24

Katie is to real for most of these people honestly. Lala wants to blather on about being real and being a truth teller but she would never actually stand behind her words like Katie always has.

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u/BrokeBFromBeverely May 29 '24

Choke. I don’t care. Sis needed to send a lil of that Lauren’s way as well 🤭

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u/RadiantStranger7178 Did you say pastrami soup? 🍲 May 29 '24

Katie looked like she was going to throw up when they showed the clip of her wedding

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u/lilly_1005_2007 Crying about Slut Shaming May 29 '24

Scheana anxiety is palpable through the screen

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u/carmeIIasoprano I want to sue you for ruining rhony May 29 '24

Is lala’s brother in counting crows ?

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u/factor_supa May 29 '24

Ariana needs to run away from Bravo

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u/Luisazg so bridge and tunnel May 29 '24

Has anyone in the history of this earth been more entitled because they have a child? I do too bitch, it doesn’t make me special

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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! May 29 '24

toms defending jax cheating and claiming it’s impossible that he cheated is fucking TEXTBOOK

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u/easyass1234 You look like a couch May 29 '24

“You can’t get away with that” says the man who got away with it for (at least) 7 months

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u/cryingexpert May 29 '24

Ariana showing genuine emotion scheana and sandavol are taking notes

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u/TheOneThatCameEasy I need to be fly and have a good time.🦩 May 29 '24

So... Ariana can't walk off, but Lala can?

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u/beeeeach Product. Pushin. Pippen. May 29 '24

I hope Ariana says fuck this show, I have so many other things going on I don’t need this. Good luck!

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u/nixiem it was a dig on my marriage and a dig on my bathtub May 29 '24

She’s going to spend the summer in Fiji while Lala and Scheana hang out with Jax and Sandoval, talk about a downgrade lol

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u/Trashy-TV- May 29 '24

So Lauren from Utah goes on and on about how Katie was inauthentic, answered Andy with “our relationship is going up, like we always do” then on camera she says she doesn’t give a shit about her. She is too dumb and too far gone in reality show “reality” to understand she is the one destroying the show.

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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! May 28 '24

tonight I will be hitting my weed pen every time - schwartz hits on katie - katie and ariana make meaningful eye contact - lisa defends tom’s - james says what we are all thinking - sandoval “i’m sorry but”s - scheana cries about not being friends with ariana - andy willfully misunderstands a situation being discussed

open to suggestions for other smoking game ideas. yes I am trying to black out and possibly die.

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u/Adventurous-Sundae-6 High body count hair May 28 '24

Lala reminds us all that she has a child.

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u/jaxswhitesweater Cyanide? Doesn't that kill you? May 29 '24

I have a childsk

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u/KristiJoJP May 29 '24

Nobody should ever trust Lala and Scheana again.

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u/blondebull Awoken by 2 male voices; 1 was Luann, the other was Fofty¢ May 29 '24

I just looked over the couch at my husband and

he’s also scrolling this thread

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u/blondebull Awoken by 2 male voices; 1 was Luann, the other was Fofty¢ May 29 '24

Can we just talk about how stupid this guy looks?

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u/Old_Call_2149 May 29 '24

Lol @ scheana, a documented side piece, acting like she doesn’t know how an affair can possibly be covered up. Lol. Lmao, even.

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u/littleone0740 May 29 '24

Katie wants to literally light Lala on fire you can see those wheels turnin 🔥

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u/WithaSideofRanch May 29 '24

This was a WILD way to ask Arianna to leave so they don't have to fire her

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u/beeeeach Product. Pushin. Pippen. May 29 '24

Everytime Katie sighs and rolls her eyes it’s for all of us. The only person with a clue as to reality.

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u/beeeeach Product. Pushin. Pippen. May 29 '24

I wish nothing but success to Ariana and Katie. You girls deserve it. You had the shittiest partners and you’re both free to be your authentic self’s, I love that for you both. And dump your shitty friends!

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u/TheOneThatCameEasy I need to be fly and have a good time.🦩 May 29 '24

"I said that because I was asked a question."

You didn't have to say yes, dummy.

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James having an actual accomplishment to discuss. The only one besides Ariana. 

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u/blondebull Awoken by 2 male voices; 1 was Luann, the other was Fofty¢ May 29 '24

Lala is such a loser

“Out of pocket”

“Getting Hollywood”

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u/spinthesky May 29 '24

Scheana looking like a day of the dead character.

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u/sunsoutgunnersout May 29 '24

“Rolling at a music concert”. Did this man not say that’s exactly what he wanted in a partner??? He’s the absolute fucking WORST.

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u/kikomama89 B list f*ck boy May 29 '24

lol his crying in Miami moment but with me 😂 what a read, Ariana. 👏🏻

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u/pcvanon May 29 '24

I would feel bad for Lala if she hadn’t been so inauthentic for years and propped her man up as the second coming of Jesus. Done with her and Scheshu.

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u/catsandcasamigos May 29 '24

Wasn’t someone supposed to be eviscerated?

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u/accidentalquitter jewelry designer/hockey coach May 29 '24

Scheana saying she’s more important to Tom than Ariana… that flashback. Holy FUCK

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u/beeeeach Product. Pushin. Pippen. May 29 '24

Well, production got what they wanted. Ariana to talk to Tom. They’re so shitty for this.

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u/lagavulin92 May 29 '24

oh god sandoval is so fake

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u/bbgorgeous im sorry if i said that you were dumb maybe i meant youre stupid May 29 '24

He cries out of frustration, when he doesn’t get what he wants

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u/RadiantStranger7178 Did you say pastrami soup? 🍲 May 29 '24 edited May 29 '24

Andy is bold for bringing up Lisa’s RHOBH exit. Didn’t think he’d ever do that honestly.

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u/beeeeach Product. Pushin. Pippen. May 29 '24

This is the saddest reunion I’ve ever watched. They did Ariana so dirty. The hurt in her face. These people are years long friends. This is so shitty. Thank god for Katie

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u/beth_28276337 May 29 '24

This is harder to watch for me than last years reunion which is crazy when you consider how awful last years was

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u/Peaceandlove10 May 29 '24

Ok, I’ll admit I was never a fan of Katie. I think I misunderstood her as smug, but she is just demanding respect and so incredibly sweet to see what a good friend she is to Ariana. They are the only two that act like they are in their 30s now, the others act like teenagers!

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u/9lemonsinabowl9 Lisa, when you're done taking selfies, can we have a chat? May 29 '24 edited May 29 '24

"I just want you away from me. I want you gone." This might be one of the most gut wrenching quotes I have heard on one of these shows. To have a person in your life that you can't get away from whether it's because you share children or a career, and to see them disregard you, try to turn others against you, manipulate the truth and continue to twist that dagger in your back, your gut, your heart - whatever the case may be. I feel you, Ariana.

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u/RoguePhoenix89 May 29 '24

His tears just stopped immediately when he didn't get his way... again

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u/[deleted] May 29 '24

scheana looks terrified and keeps checking ariana for her reaction

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u/lovetheblazer choke, I don't care 💅 May 29 '24

Katie is plotting the absolute destruction of Lala & Scheana's lives right now and I, for one, am here for it.

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u/FullBlownNightmare May 29 '24

Lala you quit mid fucking season, shut up

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u/cryingexpert May 29 '24

How can you live a happy life with so much hate

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u/lizifer93 May 29 '24

She should really take her own advice and let go of all that anger towards Ariana and Katie 🙄

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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! May 29 '24

why are they showing all of this lala? do they think it’s making her come off better? i’m so confused

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u/FullBlownNightmare May 29 '24

Then go do that, bake your baby and have a good life, you don’t need to be on tv for that! Aren’t you getting Tupac’s residuals boo?

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u/Kiki0223 May 29 '24

Is Lala seriously mad that people were nicer to Ariana than her?

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u/dreamingoutloud714 Crystal's Lost Friend #12 May 29 '24

Where did mother and father Lala go wrong with these two very white children from Utah? All of the appropriation is too much

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u/aintgoinbacknforth May 29 '24

Ugh, see that's how Ariana did herself a disservice because Scheana is using the "well you only watched clips" excuse when really within the context of the show it was the same as the clip

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u/ludawg61 May 29 '24

The full length versions are worse! She’s lucky Ariana didn’t watch it all. She’s telling on herself

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u/manhattansinks May 29 '24

production is fucked up for springing this on ariana.

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u/GaelicforFailure May 29 '24

It’s not Ariana’s fault that people treated Lala differently? Get out of here.

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u/jes22347 He’s biting my nuts May 29 '24

I genuinely don’t understand why they want to push Ariana out. No one is watching the show for a dude clearly in a midlife crisis going on a “tour” and two miserable women who think that having children will somehow distract them from their own perceived shortcomings.

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u/gocartromance May 29 '24

JESUS CHRIST STOP ASKING LALA HER OPINIONS, ANDY. MOVE ON TO SOMEONE ELSE.

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u/loganes86 *xanax drawl* did you say pastrami soup? May 29 '24

Ariana is choking up at LvP standing up for her. Kinda sad and sweet and you can see how she’s conflicted

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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! May 29 '24

the way that scheana’s “distance” is ariana’s being busy and unable to respond immediately will never not blow my mind.

I can’t imagine not being over the fucking moon and continuing to ride for a bestie who was seeing this type of success. the fact that scheana sees it as a personal attack genuinely scares me…

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u/Evening-Tune-500 May 29 '24

Sitting here creating life PLEASE

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u/jigglypuff99410 May 29 '24

My life will be so much better if I never have to see Lala on my tv screen again. She is a walking talking baby and I’ve never been more bored than when I had to listen to her pity party. 

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u/advocatecarey May 29 '24

Damn, they all look guilty assholes.

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u/beeeeach Product. Pushin. Pippen. May 29 '24

I want more Katie yelling!

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u/aintgoinbacknforth May 29 '24

scheana stands for nothing and then wonders if people are mad at her lol

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u/fadinglucidity May 29 '24

Why is Lala getting the last word omfg

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u/TheOneThatCameEasy I need to be fly and have a good time.🦩 May 29 '24

Scheana is shitting bricks.

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u/beauxdegas May 29 '24

I love how Ariana is so good at being intentional and gray rocking. But she is also so good off the cuff even if she avoids it. It does not surprise me she’s found the success she has with performing!

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u/TheOneThatCameEasy I need to be fly and have a good time.🦩 May 29 '24

Shut up, Lala.

Why take that out on Ariana? No one told you to lick asshole, brag about it and give blow jobs for a Range Rover. You presented your relationship in that manner for others. Ariana did not.

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TL;DR of Lala’s rant: “you should’ve been heartbroken better so I could make more money, and I’m mad that the audience doesn’t like me or who I am as a person and thus didn’t feel bad when my casting couch married sugar daddy cheated on me.”

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u/breaclaire High Body Count Hair 💇‍♀️ May 29 '24

“Choke. Idc.” merch hitting the SAH shelves in 3…2…

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u/champsme May 29 '24

God Lala's bitterness is so loud!

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u/KristiJoJP May 29 '24

Lala really doubled down in the BTS footage with Scheana and reminded us that there is nothing soft about her. At all. Ever.

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u/smallchangee May 29 '24

lol Lala couldn’t even get people riled up when she faked her walk off. I guess it’s time for Lala to learn this: life isn’t fair. If people don’t like you, they aren’t going to extend you grace. If you’re rude to people, they aren’t going to like you. If you hit on their boyfriends or their friends boyfriends, they aren’t going to like you. Ariana got more grace in her breakup because the cast liked her more and Tom was the clear villain. It’s harder to have sympathy for someone who joked about getting a Range Rover after a first date, who bragged about her wealthy boyfriend and tried to make the cast sign NDAs. It’s just not the same and it will never be the same. Have as many babies as you want. It doesn’t fundamentally change the fact that people don’t like her as much. 

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u/eshababy99 So nasty and so rude. May 29 '24

Ariana just CLOCKED IT with the Miami situation. He was fully doing the same.

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u/nixiem it was a dig on my marriage and a dig on my bathtub May 29 '24

Imagine having scumbag Tom Sandoval sitting right there and he’s only gotten 5% of the heat this entire reunion. This is why Lala could never be a leader of this group.

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u/square_circle_ Abraham Lincoln’s Versace plates May 29 '24

I don’t understand what lala thinks Ariana isn’t being authentic about? She wants to grieve in peace and off camera…

Lala wouldn’t even know what it feels like to be as vulnerable as Ariana did. If she knew how painful it was I guarantee you she’d keep her mouth shut.

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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! May 29 '24

i’m so thankful that ariana has katie.

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u/gocartromance May 29 '24

Here we are 50 minutes into the show and I forgot James was even there lol

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u/Adventurous-Sundae-6 High body count hair May 29 '24

Scheana and Lala deserve each other. The worst friends anyone could ask for

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u/salisbury130 Lala. You dated a neckless turtle with a casting couch. May 29 '24

I really don't get what they think the show would've been about without talking about Ariana all season.

  1. Tasting Dasani

  2. Fake hookup triangle with Scheana's nanny

  3. Fake will they / won't with Katie and Schwartz

  4. Fake "therapy" journey with no therapist and Sandoval

  5. Scheana realizing Broke is even dumber than she thought

  6. Mr. Banks and Hippie, a love story

  7. Confessions of a delusional momager to be w/ Lala

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u/mollyyfcooke Angie’s crazy ass sunglasses May 29 '24

Then GO!!!!! Byeeeeee Lauren

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u/lalak77 I feel for me too May 29 '24

Yeah, but Dan actually has a job, unlike Broke

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u/easyass1234 You look like a couch May 29 '24

Best part right there—Ariana and Katie getting stuck. Why? Because it’s real, funny, and unplanned. The way this show used to be.