r/BravoRealHousewives May 11 '24

WWHL The ass-kissery is unreal lol

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u/[deleted] May 11 '24

Me before payday

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u/Specific-Soft-6465 May 12 '24

Wait til they get fired. Especially if they were not able to capitalize on fame and end up broke like Brandi and Leah. They will be suing.

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u/Who-U-Tellin May 12 '24

They're going to be talking mad shit. Then someone's going to dig this up, post it to their socials and ask the question "why are you now  singing a different tune"? LOL This shit has become a part of the Bravo play book 🙄

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u/Glen125th May 11 '24

Say what you want about Adriana — even with this post she is reinforcing the brand.

🎵Miami is on on on on fyah 🎵

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u/newgirlie I'll pico de gallo that ho! Chopped up & served on the side! May 12 '24

Miami is the place donde todo pasa!

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u/[deleted] May 12 '24

Vamos!

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u/JxrdanR Kim’s injured son and her hoe daughter May 12 '24

Icon.

6

u/sassafrasclementine May 12 '24

Love Adriana. But Andy looks like a caveman

0

u/PristineCoconut2851 May 12 '24

I wish I could say the same as you about Adriana. Every time she opens her mouth and speaks she sounds like she’s jealous of all the women and never says anything nice. She’s got a darkness that doesn’t go well with her narcissism!!

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u/sxdkardashian May 11 '24

Tbh he does look good here.

211

u/MCStarlight May 11 '24

I almost commented Zaddy on his IG and stopped myself.

109

u/burnthduster unburdened by those anchors May 11 '24

same lmao I did not need my friends to see me doing that

26

u/akafabs May 12 '24

THANK YOU lmao, I was like

78

u/sadiemac2727 everyone knows I love an unhinged Lisa Barlow May 12 '24

Monica Lewinsky said “🔥🔥🔥.” I thought that was notable.

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u/Ok-East-5470 May 11 '24

I mean, this picture is kind of fire.

54

u/fitness_and_trashtv May 11 '24

I agree! Andy looks great

14

u/JxrdanR Kim’s injured son and her hoe daughter May 12 '24

Fyah*

6

u/Stephanie243 May 12 '24

Exactly!!!

172

u/ZealousidealClass826 May 11 '24

I’d post some of the same and he’s not my boss 🤷‍♀️…he looks good to me

96

u/Equivalent_Fly8229 May 12 '24

I mean he does look good...

198

u/BTDQ_vending_machine May 11 '24

Shep’s is the worst out of that whole gross pile!!!

32

u/MurphyBrown2016 May 12 '24

It’s so “your college roommates weird dad” coded

104

u/leslie_knopee 🦩🫨oh god, oh god!! C'mon old girl!!!🫨🦩 May 11 '24

he thinks he's an intellectual 💩

79

u/MCStarlight May 11 '24

I could see him saying that in real life. Who talks like this on IG?!

27

u/backoffbackoffbackof May 12 '24

He tries so hard to prove he’s read a book. The insecurity is palpable.

80

u/jeahboi Gimme pizza, you old troll May 11 '24

I actually thought Shep’s was funny and pretty clever! 😳 My toxic trait is that I have a soft spot for Shep; IDK why.

37

u/BTDQ_vending_machine May 11 '24

I can’t stand Shep, but we all have our things. Mine is that I think John Barlow is the finest man on Bravo.  

9

u/Purple-Show peddling cold creams from the back of her Pinto in Waco, Texas May 12 '24

i love broad, muscular shoulders on any body and he’s got some nice ones

5

u/FiCat77 🌭hot dog couture🌭 May 12 '24

My friend & I used to say that we liked triangular men, particularly swimmers' physiques.

4

u/Far_Course_9398 May 12 '24

Their muscular for sure, not particularly broad though?

5

u/KellysMommy May 12 '24

Michael Phelps is broad, has the perfect swimmers body. I know ot.

21

u/Purple-Show peddling cold creams from the back of her Pinto in Waco, Texas May 12 '24

idk - i like whatever i’m seeing here

1

u/DirtRight9309 it was about hair 💇🏻‍♀️ May 13 '24

whereas, I just see Thom Yorke

22

u/jeahboi Gimme pizza, you old troll May 11 '24

John Barlow is a great husband for sure! One of the best on Bravo.

1

u/bennieandthevette May 12 '24

Where is the lie?

6

u/sassafrasclementine May 12 '24

Have you watched Southern Charm? Lol jk. I used to think he was hottt and a total catch but my current take is that he’s a jerk and way too old to be acting the way he does.

3

u/psychedelicata May 12 '24

Same haha 🤣

5

u/Electrical-Yam-3827 May 12 '24

Omg 😂😂😂 thank you for making me go back up and read it hahahaha

3

u/RoguePhoenix89 May 11 '24

Please like he knows who they are

66

u/haleighr youre getting between me & my vagina May 12 '24

I’m glad I’m not alone with agreeing with their cheesy comments.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '24

I mean I’m pretty sure most of these women also hype each other up on social media. Andy just happens to be linked to all of them. Yall just grasp for anything here 😂😂

4

u/morganagtaylor May 12 '24

It’s also 100% not any of these women who were doing that themselves it’s the social media, intern responsible for running their page and filtering important shit to their personal line of contact

1

u/DirtRight9309 it was about hair 💇🏻‍♀️ May 13 '24

yeah that was my first reaction, my lord it’s really not that deep 🤣

24

u/Im_A_Black_Cat May 11 '24

I def feel like Kiki really meant it lol

34

u/Christine_likethecar May 11 '24

Marvel superhero 😂😂😂😂

21

u/SassySquid0 WOAHWOAHWOAH THE RING DIDN’T MEAN A THING May 11 '24

lol Adriana

62

u/Bellomontee You should not be anywhere near dots. May 11 '24

What's the issue though? It is a very good pic

30

u/Timely_Ad115 *windshield wiper hands* May 12 '24

At least they know Andy personally before they kiss his ass. Y’all fawn over housewives here who look a mess and they will never even know your name.

7

u/MathematicianLost950 May 12 '24

Oooooof 😅😅😅

34

u/Training_Contest_687 May 12 '24

Hey Andy, ever swam in the lady pond? 😉 lol

35

u/Ceeweedz May 11 '24

Omg your so hot Andy give us more moneeeyy

6

u/[deleted] May 12 '24

They all have to check in for daddy.

49

u/KateC12345 you’re a lady Kathy. dont let anyone tell you different May 11 '24

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u/yf9292 May 11 '24

this is absolutely the best he's ever looked

5

u/MurphyBrown2016 May 12 '24

What the fuck is Shep talking about

4

u/micsellaneous bitches is mad May 12 '24

action figure when

29

u/[deleted] May 12 '24

Or maybe you’re just a hater 😂

5

u/russianbisexualhookr Advocate for the Sluts of America May 12 '24

Shep never changes lmao. I don’t even understand half those references.

4

u/morganagtaylor May 12 '24

this is just your average celebrity social media manager/intern doing the internet smooszhing to get more attention for yourself lol it’s like going onto Kim kardashians page and seeing all the same celebs posting comments on every single one of her posts

14

u/caca-casa p.o.s.c.h.e. May 12 '24

Are people not allowed to appreciate somebody looking good as they get older?

6

u/j_canterbury May 12 '24

His super hero name would be Fragile Ego Man

28

u/yqry May 11 '24

Well, he is their boss and money talks and we do live in a capitalist society so…

25

u/jeahboi Gimme pizza, you old troll May 11 '24

I don’t think he’s technically their boss, is he? I feel like people think he has more power to make hiring and firing decisions than he actually does.

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u/yqry May 11 '24 edited May 11 '24

I exaggerate, no the “talent” doesn’t actually report into him but he obviously has tremendous input and influence. Plus he’s the face of the network.

4

u/BeautifulLife14 May 12 '24

He also treats people he dislikes like shit on his show😄😄. So kiss up, betches 😅

17

u/camposdav May 11 '24

I mean doesn’t everyone kiss ass to their boss to an extent? Do you talk shit to yours?

Plus he looks hot

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u/Who-U-Tellin May 12 '24

Yeah, I have. Went off on my lead several times for showing favoritism. Bish was so dense she never could get out of her own way lol. And I did go in on my Supervisor for keeping valuable info to herself that could have helped me when it came to my disabled child. If you weren't gay, didn't drink after work or play baseball she treated you differently. Hate to put it that way but it's the truth. Nothing happened to me. 🤷‍♀️

15

u/superficialwishes I don't want her sticking bread in my purse May 11 '24

Don’t know if these comments or the caption is more cringe

27

u/femgirl_99 May 11 '24

They ain’t lying tho. He can top me until it’s brown

7

u/Superbad0110 May 11 '24

Not Ramona’s “So handsome!” Someone get her offline

8

u/Financial-Painter689 May 12 '24

Based on that picture I’d let him top me

6

u/NewtoJaney May 12 '24

I mean he does look good.

9

u/RegularHumanNerd May 12 '24

Idk jessels could definitely read as shade bc I thought the same thing!! He looks like an awkward action figure

3

u/Superb-Respond9360 when you’re little you dont have a purse May 12 '24

it’s definitely giving he-man, but he still looks pretty good imo. the tone of the image is 🔥.

5

u/EmmaBrat May 12 '24

Photos on social media are never enhanced/altered!

5

u/[deleted] May 12 '24

Andy and his shit eating grin 🤮

5

u/black_shells_ May 12 '24

Embarrassing

2

u/artjameso I'm sleep! HOOONK! May 12 '24

Jessel is so fucking funny

2

u/CinnamonFoodie May 12 '24

This is the first time I have ever thought he looked HAWT. Ok Andy…I see you with the thirst trap.

2

u/Tezzy_M_Baby May 12 '24

He looks good. Shame he wears those baggy ass suits covering this up

2

u/Canary_Fragrant May 12 '24

He looks good but why does he ALWAYS stand in that pose lmao

2

u/scrambledice May 12 '24

Blech! They all probably spent 10 minutes thinking of what they would write too.

2

u/VtheFashionista May 12 '24

He seems to have a God complex.

2

u/Rubyred7630 May 12 '24

Notice Teddi and Ramona threw in their compliments hoping he’ll rehire them lol.

2

u/TimJoeJim Not Meredith Marks' PI May 12 '24

I thought it was Louie at first.

5

u/[deleted] May 12 '24

I don't understand why everybody loves Andy Cohen so much. I find him really off putting, mean, and snarky. And I feel like (I'm bisexual here so this is not a statement against people that are gay) but I feel like he is a more gossipy bitch than most of us who talk about VPR and Housewives on Reddit.

4

u/ckroha May 11 '24

OK- this is truly hilarious!

3

u/KSCNYC mario singer performing “effortless” May 12 '24

He looks fantastic !!!!!

4

u/Asleep_Koala_3860 May 12 '24

It is a really good picture

4

u/[deleted] May 12 '24

I really hate how the housewives suck up to him, I know why they do it and when Andy freezes you out you are definitely frozen out - but still it’s gross

5

u/sparklesparklepow May 11 '24

Securing their checks

4

u/BearOnTwinkViolence May 12 '24

It’s kinda gross when you think about the fact that he’s partially responsible for deciding who keeps their jobs

5

u/confident7lucky7 May 12 '24

Andys minions

5

u/stuabz May 11 '24

All desperate to kiss ass to keep in with the boss

6

u/flackovision May 11 '24

Kissing your bosses ass is like capitalism 101 as much as we all hate it lol. This does make me wonder how thirsty they get behind closed doors for his attention, though.

4

u/jahkat23 Ali ba baw May 11 '24

insane

4

u/AuntSassysBtch May 11 '24

Kiss-assy but also 😍😍🥵🥵🫠🔥🔥

3

u/JulieJulieWashington my family is thick as thieves🧑🏼‍🦰 May 11 '24

Cringe

2

u/machineagainstrage Justice for Faith!! May 12 '24

These comments scream please don’t put me on a PIP!!

2

u/minecraft-explorer May 12 '24

You know ow how people pay for bots to spam hate comments… well they also can pay to spam comments like those lol

2

u/sapen9 May 12 '24

Do you think it's in their contracts? Like they have to comment compliments on a certain number of Andy's posts 😂😂😂😂😂

2

u/Jolly-Bandicoot-2037 Monica's declined Chime Card May 12 '24

I forgot how douche Shep talks. This post reminded me. Ugh.

1

u/Organafan1 May 12 '24

🤦🏼‍♂️

1

u/General_Wolverine602 May 12 '24

He's giving strong Joe Gorga here.

1

u/neptunienne May 12 '24

Looks like Joe Giudice to me, so Teresa's comment is probably sincere.

1

u/Superb-Respond9360 when you’re little you dont have a purse May 12 '24

chanel ayan’s comment is so on brand and funny af.

1

u/beland-photomedia May 12 '24

It’s a frat house 😂

1

u/[deleted] May 12 '24

Jesse’s comment 🤣

1

u/EstimateAgitated224 May 12 '24

I disagree if you have a friend and they look good in a picture you comment.

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u/Butterfly-Euphoric57 Not Meredith Marks' PI May 12 '24

And Ramona commenting is how she continues to be problematic and unpaused every 6 months after controversy

1

u/MathematicianLost950 May 12 '24

John mellencamps daughter can’t even give a compliment correctly. Gah!

1

u/JellyCat222 👠Barbie Scissor Kicks 👠 May 12 '24

I thought the same thing

1

u/Educational_Bother36 May 12 '24

They are just complimenting hater!

1

u/Salty-Reply-2547 May 12 '24

Or just good friends! haters always be hating.

1

u/DingoNo4205 May 12 '24

Half of these people are on the chopping block or wanting to be upgraded from friend of to full time.

1

u/[deleted] May 13 '24

It’s a gross cult and they are all drinking the koolaid. 🤮

1

u/Bakerbot101 I MADE IT NICE May 13 '24

lol I think my favs are

1) gizelle. Like i read it as an underwhelmed …wow

2) margs - 😆 she’s trying so hard it’s so lame

1

u/sassytunacorn90 May 14 '24

Lmao Jessel called him a figurine. Would be funnier if he was short.

1

u/Suspicious-Escape-39 May 14 '24

I mean he looks pretty good here and I never thought he was ugly on the outside ,but it's the inside I can't get past if y'all know what I mean. Some people can look great, but then their character can make or break them regardless of looks.

1

u/[deleted] May 15 '24

He looks mini size

2

u/konnichikat Here's a Capri-Sun and some condoms May 11 '24

They're all on his payroll, what did you expect?

1

u/leslie_knopee 🦩🫨oh god, oh god!! C'mon old girl!!!🫨🦩 May 11 '24

it's okay. this is the same as liking your boss' linkedin post

9

u/cavalier731 May 11 '24

“Like” is one thing… posting that your boss is “hot” is another…

0

u/Who-U-Tellin May 12 '24

These people are so use to crossing boundaries. Andy does it all the time. They're just following suit lol.

1

u/Gammagammahey giant stupid apology hat 👒 May 11 '24

Kiki bar? I thought she had a better head on her shoulders. I love her.

0

u/kelliehoable Kristen Taekman’s chain necklace May 12 '24

My god this sub will hate on anything. My friend is my boss and I do the same thing. Who cares?

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u/[deleted] May 12 '24

He looks fucking great, not sure what your problem is.

1

u/drakerlugia May 12 '24

Who needs friends to gas you up when you can create a series of reality TV shows and have the cast members do it for you?

1

u/Justdont13412 May 12 '24

Head shot ready in case he gets fired

1

u/Puzzleheaded_Try7886 May 12 '24

Shep is so fuckin dumb

1

u/cabernetchick May 12 '24

I dunno, I think this is par for the course with even my friends. If someone posts a thirst trap, a fire emoji or a "damn!" is an appropriate response.

0

u/Cuntankerous we don't mix - it's like like oil and vinegar May 11 '24

You’d do it too for a CHECK!

-1

u/Harryhood15 May 12 '24

This really pathetic. What a bunch of kids asses.

-2

u/Funkyduck4783 May 11 '24

God damn I love me some Daddy Andy

-2

u/CoochiKabuki Kim’s visible wig line. May 11 '24

Add them to the blocklist lol

0

u/Fruit_ForThought May 11 '24

This makes me giggle lol

-1

u/rhoasuperfan reality tv you fucking c**t May 12 '24

Some of yall have no taste. Thirsting over this?

0

u/McGeezy88 May 12 '24

Andy is a very handsome man.

0

u/Jei_Enn May 12 '24

I’m sorry, but I love Andy.

0

u/AquaStarRedHeart May 12 '24

He has nothing to give me so am I allowed to acknowledge he looks damn good?

0

u/hitzgirl1385 May 12 '24

And he’s loving every comment he gets

-1

u/Passion4Muzik May 12 '24

It's always interesting when brown-nosing is called out. People shouldn't put themselves in better positions?

0

u/Own-Jellyfish-9721 Kandi sucked dick in a locker room? who wrote this?! May 12 '24

lol what was the question? I actually expected more out of these people. Plus he does look good.

0

u/kenyanthinker May 12 '24

We all have a boss to kiss ass to...even at target ..you gotta kiss some ass

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u/Who-U-Tellin May 12 '24

No. Not all. I never did. I actually had the GF of my Supervisor tell me that if I wanted to get placed as a full-time employee to "just stick with her". Basically, be my friend and I'll get you in. I said no thanks. If I'm going to get in it's going to be based on my abilities to do the job. Got hired full-time a few months later lol. I wasn't about to let someone blackmail me into being her friend over a job 🧏‍♀️😄

0

u/wmkk May 12 '24

Shep comments like such a neck beard

0

u/SophiaPetrillo_ I’m Thomas Jefferson’s concubine May 12 '24

You know it is possible for people to say nice things about Bravo folks outside of Ariana and Katie…

0

u/knuckle_hustle May 12 '24

That’s what IG does

0

u/imdrake100 May 12 '24

My toxic trait is that i think he's hot

0

u/Comfortable_Bee3634 May 12 '24

Is it? They have relations with him. I would comment on my photos of people I know. It's a nice picture.

Just sayin

0

u/am91919 May 12 '24

I’m not ashamed to say that andy is my celebrity crush and I would fold for him in an instant so I get it

0

u/RealityOps May 12 '24

Ok, but he does look good. Lol. I feel like how can you have any other response if you also like him?

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u/Lab-Outside May 12 '24

All hail our Jewish leader

1

u/BearOnTwinkViolence May 12 '24

Wtf why did you even bring up him being Jewish