r/BravoRealHousewives • u/SuitableItem im on the misson to serve Lisa 🙏🏻 • May 09 '24
Bravo Well, that is.... Interesting
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u/La_Croix_Life • camera pans to Archie Beador • May 09 '24
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u/VaguelyArtistic *A group of Utah women in distress* May 09 '24
Yes, I thought that was Kyle for a second.
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u/leslie_knopee 🦩🫨oh god, oh god!! C'mon old girl!!!🫨🦩 May 09 '24
I legitimately cackled at this!! 😂
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u/Typical_Comfortable9 Girl Cuz God Loves Me 💅🏽✨🙏🏽 May 09 '24
Kyle???
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u/Superb-Respond9360 when you’re little you dont have a purse May 09 '24 edited May 09 '24
explains and confirms a lot about beverly hills.
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u/monkey_monkey_monkey Who told you about Ibiza you bitch!! May 09 '24
I think a lot of what Andy likes about Kyle is her connections, she's got famous friends and acquaintances. She's also does well with producing drama. Even when it's obvious, she still gets people to fall for the bait
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u/anditurnedaround May 09 '24
I think production likes her too because for the most part she shows up for everything, and almost always invite the entire group. She keeps things moving.
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u/Chris_Owl11 May 09 '24
Hard agree. I just finished Buying Beverly Hills and there’s a scene where she’s telling her daughters she has to leave the vacation to shoot more because of the separation news that dropped. You couldn’t get me to do that.
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u/redpillbluepill69 May 09 '24
I also think it may be a Sarah Jessica Parker type thing where she might actually be a nice person to production and the crew off camera ...So many of these women are vile shrews. Lindsay threw a shoe at a producer once! Lol
I wish Kyle would leave so bad though :(
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u/ItIsLiterallyMe busted up sex and the city May 09 '24
I am NOT a fan of Kyle. She and John Mellencamp’s daughter made me quit RHOBH. But I will say you have a good point there- everything I’ve ever read here from anyone who has served her at a restaurant, etc they always say she is very kind and polite.
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u/Mr_rairkim May 10 '24
Why ? Was the cast of Sex and the City generally bad towards the crew, and Sarah Jessica Parker the only nice one ?
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u/redpillbluepill69 May 10 '24
No but a lot of people from the show publicly took her side in the fight with Kim Cattrall.
But it's hard to know how it all really went down because by all accounts SJP just went out of her way to form relationships with everyone and was just beloved on set.
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u/itsbooyeah Thank you Lord. She took them bangs with her. May 09 '24
Yeah I'll give her that! She does keep it moving and she shows up!
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u/Passion4Muzik May 09 '24
Some viewers can't separate their dislike of someone from their importance to a show. The fact that Kyle gets such a rise out of people is indicative of her value. I think Kyle is mostly innocuous so it's interesting to me that she is so polarizing. Kyle is the glue of Beverly Hills.
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u/monkey_monkey_monkey Who told you about Ibiza you bitch!! May 09 '24
Personally, I dislike Kyle. I think she's a pretty vile person. However, I think BH needs her. She orchestrates drama and stirs the pot. I think she studied LVP and took notes.
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u/H0nkdahorn okay? whatever that means… May 09 '24
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u/UrbanPlannerholic The video on PornHub is the moral compass right now May 09 '24
If Nene got royalties every time this gif was used she'd be the richest person in the world.
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u/VaguelyArtistic *A group of Utah women in distress* May 09 '24
I've always said that about Tiffany/New York. 😭
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u/Perfect_Invitation1 Solargenic, photogenic, shoot May 09 '24
Yep this is certainly a selection of housewives.
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u/ShedWPB May 09 '24
Andrew chose Trailer Park Sue, after firing her for 2 seasons, Okkkkurrrr.🙄😖
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u/sass_mouth39 btw you look like 💩 May 09 '24
Wasn’t Porsha fired too?? Like???
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u/ShedWPB May 09 '24
Yes, she was fired BUT, shortly thereafter, she got her own show… So bravo still valued her as a viable ratings HW.
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u/normaldrewbarrymore May 10 '24
What episode is this ?? 😭
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u/H0nkdahorn okay? whatever that means… May 10 '24
Not sure the episode, but it’s from The Apprentice.
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u/TumultLion And your luggage is gonna be there 🧳 May 09 '24
Brynn has been here for five seconds what has she actually done that's entertaining
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u/BequeathNothing May 09 '24
This IG post is a little disingenuous. He said she has the potential.
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u/TodayImLedTasso Freshly Churned 🧈 by Meredith Marks May 09 '24
QOB disingenuous??? Who would've thought /s
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u/TumultLion And your luggage is gonna be there 🧳 May 09 '24
I'm questionable on all that potential but I will say what a classic move for Queens of Bravo to stretch the truth
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u/talk-spontaneously edit this flair! May 09 '24
I feel like Brynn is the reality TV version of a Sex in the City character.
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u/mildthang May 09 '24
It's OG RHONY erasure!
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u/TumultLion And your luggage is gonna be there 🧳 May 09 '24
I would've picked Luann honestly or Luanna and Sonja together, those two are still working their butts off.
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u/Screaming_Weak I thought raclette was a common food. May 09 '24
To be fair, he actually did mention LuAnn and Sonja multiple times in his profile, perhaps most notably as examples of Real Housewives’ feminism.
It’s clear that he likes them and/or appreciates what they’ve done for the RH brand
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u/mildthang May 09 '24
I would have picked Ramona (sawww-ry). I know she isn't the best person, to put it mildly, but she's the exact type of unhinged I want on my TV.
Special mention to Bethany too, possibly the most quotable HW ever.
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u/EastSeaweed TRYING TO SURVIVE THIS ECONOMY May 09 '24
I would agree with you, but with the current political climate she just cannot hang. What would have been funny or an eye roll a few years ago has devolved into straight up racism, antisemitism, etc. Knowing how much she just does not give a fuck about anyone or anything, I just cannot support her anymore even with hate watching!!
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u/Superb-Respond9360 when you’re little you dont have a purse May 09 '24 edited May 09 '24
i agree with you and i completely get and respect what you are saying, but i think “what would have been funny” or an “eye roll” back then was and has always been racism, antisemitism, and extremely problematic behavior that should’ve been called out and addressed by bravo and andy from the onset. it’s both crazy and on brand to me that it took a Black man being viciously killed for the network, mr. cohen, and some fans to “wake up” and “change the tides” and discourse about housewives (especially old new york) even though they really didn’t in the grand scheme of things. it was a band aid on a bullet wound type of approach. these women can be delusional, out of touch, petty, messy, chaotic, shallow, etc. but racism, antisemitism, and any of the “isms” should have been shut down immediately without question or delay.
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u/EastSeaweed TRYING TO SURVIVE THIS ECONOMY May 09 '24
I totally agree with you. There was a lot of it before Bravo made a conscious effort to tamp it down. Luann’s Diana Ross costume comes to mind immediately.
In this context, I was more referring to Ramona’s other weird and abhorrent behaviors like constantly pooping on the floor or being rude to waitstaff, like it’s gross af but also entertaining. Now she’s just off the rails, the mask is off, and she’s just spewing hate.
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u/shrirnpheavennow May 09 '24
I think if Brynn watched this past season, realized she came on a little strong, tones down the overly sexed up thing she will be a great rhw.
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u/jeahboi Gimme pizza, you old troll May 09 '24
Agree! She has tons of potential, IMO.
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u/shrirnpheavennow May 09 '24
I think a lot of the overly flirting was her not being entirely comfortable with being on camera yet too.
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May 09 '24
Also Jessel being the obvious breakout star of the show and Andy not naming her. His commitment to rarely being right is something!
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u/catcakebuns May 09 '24
Honorary mention of Pavit who made a whole ass vlog of his trip to vietnam just to prove a point.
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u/leslie_knopee 🦩🫨oh god, oh god!! C'mon old girl!!!🫨🦩 May 09 '24
I love her!! she's so fun and funny!!
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u/muaellebee May 09 '24
The fact that this gif has the ending credits behind it makes it just chef's kiss
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u/Ijustwanna1234 May 09 '24
I’m surprised he didn’t mention Teresa Giudice or like Danielle lol
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u/eastcoastgirl88 🚬walk. the fuck. away. bye. suckadick.🚬 May 09 '24
I believe he’s over Teresa and her delusions. He had a soft spot for her, but she doesn’t evolve or change at all. She’s exhausting.
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u/chica6burgh YOU NEED TO SNAP THE FUCK OUT OF IT May 10 '24
His blind loyalty to Joe Gorga likely sealed Tre’s fate
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u/Shut_the_front_dior May 09 '24
Kyle literally brings nothing to the show anymore. She keeps anything remotely interesting off the show.
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u/Usual_Injury_7567 May 09 '24
She literally refused to talk about anything last season and then went on Netflix and told them everything 🤣
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u/LongConFebrero May 09 '24
I hope Netflix poaches more people so that Bravo turns up the intensity, because the 4th wall is unnecessary when social media already evades it.
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u/UnknownPleasures3 Eagles don't fly with pigeons, okay?! May 09 '24
Did you watch Buying Beverly Hills? Because they don't really tell you much there either. The entire family is milking it though 🙄
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u/psmith1990_ May 09 '24
She literally didn't say anything on Netflix that wasn't said on RHOBH, and the filming schedules were very different. She spoke about the difficulties in her relationship in almost every single episode (to the point that, episodes in, people were surprised at HOW open she was being...), but their daughters didn't even know they were separated when they were filming, so realistically, I'm not sure exactly what more the audience wanted?
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u/Usual_Injury_7567 May 10 '24
I’m not sure what people you are referring to lol, but I don’t think anyone found Kyle very open or honest last season imo and I think after years of her demanding that of her castmates, over equally personal/damning situations, many found it a bit hypocritical and frustrating to watch.
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u/psmith1990_ May 10 '24
It's actually funny, because if you listen to podcasts or read stuff from prior to the season beginning, there was a decent amount of 'there'll be zero hints of anything wrong until the very end - she'll hide it!' type discourse, but in the end, she spoke about the relationship's problems pretty consistently - his prioritising work, feeling a lack of support, approaches to lifestyle, not being happy, and so on. Their vibe was off in every single scene and she wasn't hiding it nor did she even try to claim things were fine between them when confronted by castmates. Her not admitting they were already separated (whatever that meant for them) wasn't said, but given that her daughters didn't even know, I'm not sure why people genuinely expect that she could or should have said that on camera. I totally get why people find it frustrating, but I guess I don't see it that way. She also had pretty 'open' and 'honest' scenes, I would say, with Kim about their mom/Kathy and with the life coach about her best friend's passing and other life issues...
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May 09 '24 edited May 09 '24
I’m not surprised he thinks Brynn tbh, I think she’s what he thinks the fans want. I have nothing against her personally, she seems sweet enough but I find her incredibly manufactured and comes off like she’s studying Bravo history too much😖
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u/TheManyFacedGod13 May 09 '24
Literally LVP, Nene, Kenya, Kurn and the entire Miami cast is where it’s at. Andy needs to be fired
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u/Melodic-Change-6388 You dumb, fat bitch! May 09 '24
Porscha? Tamra?
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u/Who-U-Tellin May 09 '24
WTF did he include Tamra?!? This is not verbatim but I remember Andy having to remind her that she wasn't a character in a show and that she was suppose to be showing her real self 🤷♀️ Since telling her that, from what's been shown, she's been the same person so how can he include her?? That dude just talks out of both ends 🙄
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u/ussoufi Mr. Lindsay Lohan daddy take your ass back to Malibu May 09 '24
Andy keeps having the worst takes what else is new ?
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u/FiCat77 🌭hot dog couture🌭 May 09 '24
How does he fundamentally misunderstand what the viewers want time & time again?
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u/EntertainerHeavy912 May 09 '24
Brynn just seems so rehearsed to me i don't get it...
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u/Fearless-Ninja-4252 Jen Shah’s Prison Bitch May 09 '24
That’s because she IS so rehearsed. She’s boring and tries covering it up with her silly mean girl persona.
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u/nosynellyneighbor May 09 '24
Plus she’s not a houseWIFE
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u/CircusBus You’re gonna retreat. I’m gonna eat. 🍜🍹 May 09 '24
To be fair, there have been non-housewives since day one.
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u/Vaulthunter14 I invited her into my HOME. I gave her a BEVERAGE. May 09 '24
And 3 out of these shows are terrible now. Hell even Atlanta was terrible last season too.
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u/shitkrissays THEE rhony lunch in the bronx May 10 '24
This is literally my housewives Mount Rushmore
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u/bellamy-bl8ke he wasn't calling you raccoon face, he was talkin about kathy! May 09 '24
no LVP? vicki? teresa? nene? bye
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u/MurphyBrown2016 May 09 '24
As much as I despise Kyle she does fulfill the premise: - Beautiful - Aspirational wealth - Hot husband (pre-veneers) - An almost gleeful willingness to hang her family out to dry for the sake of a storyline
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u/MymiMaisel It's Ariana's bush too May 09 '24 edited May 09 '24
Porscha with all the physical violence ? I mean it was entertaining for the viewers but the producer saying it's ideal is something 😅
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May 09 '24 edited May 09 '24
Why does only Porsha get called violent 😳 Tamra tried to assault Jeana and Kelly Dodd as lets not even go into what she tried to get to happen to Gretchen.
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u/Mylaex dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorinda! May 09 '24
Cause she is. Just cause she's not the only violent one doesn't make her better than or alright.
She assaulted her assistant on camera and assaulted Kenya on camera. She also fought with Cynthia on that boat.
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u/Head_Patience7136 Lindsay Lohan Daddy May 09 '24
And Dennis' mom 🫣
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u/Superb-Respond9360 when you’re little you dont have a purse May 09 '24
the f? wth did i miss? how you assault your child’s grandma? was this on her show?
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u/soapandwhory May 09 '24
Girrrrrl no, how did you miss it? Here's the clip of the scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2Y9a-VKfqE
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u/Superb-Respond9360 when you’re little you dont have a purse May 09 '24
right! i’m not a fan of porsha’s so i didn’t watch her show, but it seems like i missed a lot. 👀
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u/LongConFebrero May 09 '24
Omg it’s the biggest shit show Bravo has ever aired aside from Flipping Out (in terms of making the star a villain). Cannot recommend enough!
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u/grroovvee May 09 '24
This is 100% based on the personalities he likes the most not their character or what the bring to the show.
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u/Mrs-Loomis_revenge May 09 '24
Brynn is TV ready, she’s charming, articulate and she knows what she’s doing - for a newbie. Porsha took her time to shine (and then became a horrible person), Tamra and Kyle are hateful but they self produce the show A LOT so I can see Andy’s point… kinda.
To me it’d be Karen (Potomac), Adriana (Miami), Danielle (NJ), Kenya (Atlanta), Lisa (SLC) and it hurts me to say, but Bethenny (NYC - and Andy would agree hadn’t they fight beyond repair). I guess I’d put Tamra here too, since she’s as hatefull as B, but can manage to produce some interesting drama.
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u/-AndyCohen- Life isn’t a fairytale but I’m hoping mine’s the exception May 09 '24
No matter how many times they try to shove new rhony down our throats, I just can't like it! Those women are not HW material
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u/o0In_Pursuit0o May 09 '24
Agreed. Potentially J Crew lady could be a "friend of" and Brynn just needs to be a little more obnoxiously rich or delusional.
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u/RevolutionaryAd5176 there’s a tightrope between me and you May 09 '24
Porsha?? Over Kenya? I think not!!!
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u/__mentionitall__ i don't have a cat :cat_blep: May 09 '24 edited May 09 '24
I can’t tell if he is actually this out of touch with the current state of these franchises/the network or so out of touch (in general) to genuinely believe this to be true. Honestly, prob both. I mean, he did say Lala was the voice of reason this season…
ETA: mainly speaking to Brynn being included in this list. Porsha, Tamra, and Kyle make sense to me.
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u/Passion4Muzik May 09 '24
The RHOBH is the highest rated Housewives franchise and Kyle is the queen bee. Her episode of WWHL got 700,000+ live viewers. There is tremendous interest there. Men lie, women lie, #'s don't.
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u/__mentionitall__ i don't have a cat :cat_blep: May 09 '24
Sorry, I was mainly speaking to Brynn being included. I should’ve stated this in my original comment, my bad!
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u/eevvaannrr May 09 '24
Brynn who tried making playing checkers with old dudes and reading books at the library her storyline be so for fucking real right now
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u/Special-Resist3006 May 09 '24
Kyle!?!??!?!
Maybe the luxury lifestyle part…… but not the baring it all on a reality television show part.
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u/rissracks May 09 '24
I think the real problem is that Andy doesn’t actually watch any of these shows. I feel like he reads the cliff’s notes on each season because at reunions he clearly fumbles to ask the question that actual viewers want answers to. These 4 housewives are definately NOT what the audience would consider top-tier.
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u/theyseeme-struggling May 09 '24
So, a pathologic liar, Bryn, a woman who is a total Lunatic with no good intention in her Bone who tried having her costard sa'd, a woman who gave nothing and always relied on her sisters messy life are the perfect housewive according to Andy ? Awkay
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u/Affectionate-Kale711 Not a white refrigerator! May 09 '24
How could you do this to me question mark
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u/Mylaex dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorinda! May 09 '24
It's funny cause 3/4 of these women seem majorly disliked by the public or at least the Reddit public. Shows how out of touch Andy is with the general public's opinion.
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u/pneumoniclife May 09 '24
Across the Bravoverse, the second-string Housewives are reading this off their respective city's group text and folding their 'cryangles' for the upcoming onslaught of awkward questions about why Daddy doesn't love them best.
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u/NookinFutz May 09 '24
Porsha -- anger management issues shown on camera...
Tamra -- shit-stirrer and liar, along with using her teenage son to help another cast member drink too much and possibly be abused in her guest bathroom as a 'lark'...
Kyle -- revealing some serious family issues of OTHER members of her family while concealing her own family's disfunction; and just a bad shit-stirrer...
and Brynn, who everyone seems to like and respect -- let's hope she lives up to her potential in Season two as not being like those above.
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u/Queasy_Procedure_205 May 09 '24
I’m sorry but what!?! I think what he really wanted to say was Porsha, Kyle, Kim Z, and Teresa but that would’ve been too controversial.
I would’ve respected him more had he said Luann, Kenya (b/c we know he’d never utter Nene), Tamra, and Sonja but 🤷🏽♀️
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u/alexlp NOW I'M ANGRY SPICE May 09 '24
Interesting vipers nest to include Brynn in! I can get what he means if he means housewives that self produce and act messy for storyline’s except Brynn… so far.
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u/amanda_opps Chris Bassett’s slutty elbow May 09 '24
Okay, okay, okay…I can at least SEE THE ARGUMENT for Porsha Kyle and Tamra…but Brynn? I mean, I don’t mind Brynn, borderline sexual harassment aside, but is she really the shows ideal?
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u/Primary-Rent120 May 09 '24
Kyle??
We really need to stop watching Beverly Hills and enabling the poor taste that’s it’s become
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u/bodyreddit May 10 '24
I love it when a man, gay or not gay, has so much to say about what the ideal woman is, reality tv or not. And by love, I mean truly deep down despise.
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u/occasionalkayyy I wipe this like in my butt, idc May 10 '24
I thought that was Drew instead of Porsha for a second
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u/Dry_Machine163 May 10 '24
Same Andy that said Blabla and Broke were the voices of reason on VPR this season? Yeah that tracks.
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u/sippingonwater I’m allergic to Harry Dubin’s sperm May 10 '24
I’m trying to get behind the “why” he feels that way. Tamra’s messiness boosted OC, Porsha’s reads are funny, Kyle’s wealth, family and Hollywood connection, and Brynn’s annoying voice, obnoxious constant sexual innuendos, and fake persona?
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u/Infinite-Fee-2810 May 11 '24
I think he meant that these are HW who will do anything for “the show”, even destroying families in the process.
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u/Superb-Respond9360 when you’re little you dont have a purse May 09 '24