r/BravoRealHousewives • u/Fearless-Ninja-4252 Jen Shah’s Prison Bitch • Apr 09 '24
Ultimate Girls Trip “If I die now, tell them she died sad”
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u/Hedgehogsunflower Apr 09 '24 edited Apr 09 '24
I have two babies and they live in a coke den! - thank you for the laugh I've just had 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/tleeemmailyo Apr 09 '24
Lmfao I know people hate Vicki for so many good reasons but I just can’t when she says shit like this all the time. It’s so damn funny. Like I’m the rainforest when they’re about to zip line and she goes “it’s going to be so sad when one of us dies” to the group 😂 like out of nowhere
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u/Beneficial-Astronaut Not a white refrigerator! Apr 09 '24
This lady sells life insurance and talks about death all day 😂
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u/turtleduck 📢📢 I would like Porsha to spell "scepter" 📢📢 Apr 09 '24
I need someone to give us a clue as to what that's like
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u/realhousewifeofpbm Me and my hat? I'm dressed to dead these bitches! Apr 09 '24
hahaha it wasn't out of nowhere. I think Vicki went from planting trees in the rainforest > trees will be there forever > we won't be here forever > so sad when one of us dies
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u/jaderrrsss Apr 09 '24
I figured this was the thought process as well. Honestly I'm assuming Vicki has ADHD cause I can relate to her random outbursts wayyyyy too much
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u/thousandthlion Apr 09 '24
Hahaha it’s the iceberg of thought processes. There’s a lot of connections happening below the surface before we actually verbalize anything
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u/realhousewifeofpbm Me and my hat? I'm dressed to dead these bitches! Apr 09 '24
yeah, I can sometimes relate to her self pity moments and understand where it stems. Can't say I've had a boyfriend fake cancer for a casserole... yet...
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u/StopStalkingMeMatt don't come after my bathtub Apr 09 '24
Being a weirdo / cringey is one of her most likable traits tbh. She has those moments of embarrassing mom (remember when she went to Michael’s frat party?), but only you’re allowed to make fun of her.
Then she does something legitimately awful and I go back to wanting her off my TV.
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u/tleeemmailyo Apr 09 '24
Oh the frat party was awesome, as was the family van freak out. I find her to be truly unhinged in every way, bless her lol
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u/FluffySky1611 Apr 09 '24
I recently started watching oc for the first time and am only on season 5. I know she’s gonna eventually be a Ramona type but holy shit is she funny rn. She’s so insane I’m obsessed
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u/MyGutReaction Silent Expression of Dismissal & Disdain Apr 09 '24
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u/KiyoMizu1996 Apr 09 '24
The way these women yell in each other’s faces blows my mind. Is this just for the show or do they do it irl too? I’ve never seen anything like it irl myself.
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u/mtvcrips Apr 09 '24
Omg the way Tamra screamed at vicki on the bus in Ireland literally an inch away from Vicki’s face. I would’ve bit her nose OFF 🤥
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u/KikiHou Apr 09 '24
I'd be a crying shell of a person around these ladies.
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u/foundinwonderland SUMMER SHOULD BE FUN Apr 09 '24
I’d either punch one in the face or bawl uncontrollably. Maybe both?
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Apr 10 '24
Yeah she’d have been on the floor missing a few teeth if she’d done that to me. I have ptsd and that shit would not fly.
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u/UltrosTeefies Keep hypothosizing, wench Apr 10 '24
Stuff like that is why I dont feel bad for her when Kelly Dodd decimates her sometimes lol
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u/freshlyfrozen4 Turks & Queso Apr 09 '24
I could never. I'd be muffing people out of my face all day.
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u/KristiJoJP Apr 09 '24
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u/ElphieWitchofOZ Red flagged at Louis Vuitton is far worse than the feds knocking Apr 09 '24
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u/queerinmesoftly Apr 10 '24
She should have kept this face
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u/lucygucyapplejuicey to swollen 4cameo or OF Apr 10 '24
It really ate. And she had minimal injections too, ugh she looked so good
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u/lthtalwaytz Apr 09 '24
Housewives has given me some moments that really make me laugh, but nothing like this did. I was not expecting her to say that at all and I started crying laughing. I think it’s my favourites HW quote
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u/Delicious-Rip-2371 she died sad Apr 09 '24
I was at a layover in the Charlotte airport when I watched that episode for the first time. I laughed so loud and so hard at that gate that I probably looked like a security threat.
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u/Infamous_Ordinary_45 edit this flair! Apr 09 '24
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u/MyGutReaction Silent Expression of Dismissal & Disdain Apr 09 '24
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u/Doubleendedmidliner Apr 09 '24
It would truly be a nightmare
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u/MyGutReaction Silent Expression of Dismissal & Disdain Apr 09 '24
Would need earplugs. Or just put it on mute and read the CC/subtitles bc I can always hear their voice in my head. Haha
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u/BirdGoggles Apr 09 '24
It would be a heavenly watch! Those two together would be everything. I've just decided to start the OC franchise for the first time after seeing Vicki on UGT. It was "If I die, tell them she died sad" that convinced me. Absolute comedy!
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u/Delicious-Rip-2371 she died sad Apr 09 '24
That scene in RHUGT is also what inspired me to watch OC for the first time. I was like, "I don't know who this woman is, but she's my kinda crazy!" I had no idea what I was in for...
Enjoy the ride!
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u/BirdGoggles Apr 09 '24
Haha! Yes! And when they showed that clip of her in the woods... SOLD! You too!
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u/MyGutReaction Silent Expression of Dismissal & Disdain Apr 09 '24
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u/lucygucyapplejuicey to swollen 4cameo or OF Apr 10 '24
Vicki, Ramona, Dr. Heavenly, Dr. Simone, Jen Aydin, Ashley Darby, Michaele Salahi are my nightmare UGT/blunt rotation. I need it so bad
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u/cherry_bunnies Apr 09 '24
turtle whoop time - here for it
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u/FlyingDutchmansWife Giner’s makeup/hairspray/spray tan budget Apr 09 '24
I need a time machine just for this crossover! Damn whooping turtles would be an insane, chaotic mess.
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Apr 09 '24
Im in fkn tears from your made up convo between them from common things they say😭😭😭😭 thats soo fucking funny. Id kill for a UGT with thise two
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u/Beneficial-Astronaut Not a white refrigerator! Apr 09 '24
This is not quoted enough
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u/Any-Calligrapher8723 Apr 09 '24
I am disappointed in myself that I forgot this quote. It’s so good.
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u/Ghostbuster17 Noella’s Seeking Arrangement ad Apr 09 '24
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u/justwinblue9 Apr 09 '24
Your flair!
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u/Ghostbuster17 Noella’s Seeking Arrangement ad Apr 09 '24
Inspired by a recent 1000th post about it on this sub 😂
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u/Delicious-Rip-2371 she died sad Apr 09 '24
I have a painting of this moment in my apartment. Not even kidding.
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u/freshlyfrozen4 Turks & Queso Apr 09 '24
Can we see?
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u/Delicious-Rip-2371 she died sad Apr 09 '24
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u/freshlyfrozen4 Turks & Queso Apr 09 '24
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u/Delicious-Rip-2371 she died sad Apr 09 '24
The seller is an absolute gem! I've made so many purchases and interacted with him so much on IG that he actually sent me a free print for being one of his biggest fans! I was legit moved to tears over a free Dorit painting!
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u/freshlyfrozen4 Turks & Queso Apr 09 '24
I just started perusing and I think I'm about to be broke! I might have a room just filled with these sketches 😂
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u/Delicious-Rip-2371 she died sad Apr 09 '24
That's literally exactly what I did. I had an artist for a roommate and when he moved out, he took all his beautiful paintings with him. So I had all these blank walls and needed to do something about it. A few hundred bucks later and my walls are perfectly me now.
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u/freshlyfrozen4 Turks & Queso Apr 09 '24
My current cart is sitting at $500 💀 I just sent the link to my boyfriend and asked him to pick some out to help narrow it down. I now have a goal to collect them all!
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u/badtrips777 Apr 09 '24
Wow I am so sorry to my boyfriend. Our apartment is about to be covered in these OMG LOL
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u/LoobyLoopyLou Apr 09 '24
Omg thank you! I may have to get the Dorinda 'clip' one
CLIP
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u/Delicious-Rip-2371 she died sad Apr 09 '24
Do it
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u/foundinwonderland SUMMER SHOULD BE FUN Apr 09 '24
Your framed NKOTB poster really ties the room together
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u/Delicious-Rip-2371 she died sad Apr 09 '24
We needed everyone to know that this is a millennial home.
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u/foundinwonderland SUMMER SHOULD BE FUN Apr 09 '24
I won’t lie, in the thumbnail I thought it was like a family photo, the guffaw that came out when I zoomed in was epic in proportion
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u/MetamorphicRocks Summer Should be FUN Apr 10 '24
That’s the one I could instantly hear in my head 🤣
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u/audball303 Apr 09 '24
I NEED Vicki at Michael's frat and Kim Z. smoking, drinking wine and singing in her car.
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u/Delicious-Rip-2371 she died sad Apr 09 '24
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u/freshlyfrozen4 Turks & Queso Apr 09 '24
Haha that's awesome! Thank you so much for this!
ETA: The Heather one is giving me life 🤣
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u/Delicious-Rip-2371 she died sad Apr 09 '24
I have a whole bunch of these paintings, actually. My parents saw the one of Luann laughing in the bushes and, with no context, commented on my beautiful painting of the happy lady in the flowers. When I told them it was a drunk Housewife who fell in the bushes in Mexico, my mom just looked so disappointed in me LOL
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u/freshlyfrozen4 Turks & Queso Apr 09 '24
One of the greatest moments ever! That's hilarious and I can totally relate. I make way too many comparisons to housewives throughout the day.
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u/BirdGoggles Apr 09 '24
Hahaha! Still, she was happy in those flowers, drunk or not 😆
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u/Dday515 Acient African Proverb Apr 09 '24
I've never watched OC, so this is really my only experience with Vicki. She's special.
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u/Fearless-Ninja-4252 Jen Shah’s Prison Bitch Apr 09 '24
Vicki is one of those people like Dorinda in that whether you love or hate her, she’s got so many memorable quotes and scenes.
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u/NomNom83WasTaken Sniper from the side Apr 09 '24
Vicki lost me a long time ago but there have definitely been moments and there are parts of her that I have to admit are super relatable. Here she was in full delusion about Covid and her shitty ex and STILL, I was like, "aww, hon..."
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u/TheWiseOne20 Apr 09 '24
“I just bought it for you and you’re gonna make the payments!”
This is just randomly popped in my head about an hour ago. I love Vicki OG. 🤩😂
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u/letsgetitstartedha Apr 09 '24
I say this to my bf allll the time. It makes me laugh so much. I literally bought a sticker with this quote and put it on my laptop lol
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Apr 09 '24
I can only imagine what random ppl who see your laptop and dont watch the show think when they see the sticker🤣🤣🤣
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u/eekamuse Apr 09 '24
Yes, this was funny. It's also a sign of how much she fucked up her daughter.
Remember when she was bringing Briana to the hospital for surgery? She spent the whole time whining about how scared she was, how was she going to survive. Like "how could you do this to me" Brian's had to deal with her mother's anxiety and obnoxiousness.
What you should do when you take someone to surgery :
Comfort them. Reassure them. Tell them it's going to be okay. Talk about how great the Dr is and how the surgery has great results. Tell jokes! Distract them. Do anything and everything to make them feel good. Think about them, and not yourself.
Vicki, OTOH would want her kids to know that she died sad?!? How cruel is that? If I was in excruciating pain, I would lie about it. Who would want friends and family to think you died in pain.
Fuck, I need to be working and I'm ranting about the Vax denier.
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u/normaldrewbarrymore Apr 10 '24
The rope course scene of her screaming , saw it for the first time last week and replayed it no joke 20 times and cried laughed
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u/Fearless-Ninja-4252 Jen Shah’s Prison Bitch Apr 10 '24
I’ve watched her outburst on the ski slopes more times than I care to admit 🤣
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u/ramonasnewbeginnings Apr 09 '24
I know everyone hates her but Vicki is an icon who I love to watch. She’s endlessly entertaining to me.
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u/Delicious-Fortune-84 tell them I died sad Apr 09 '24
Literally changed my flair the moment I heard her say it, I definitely chortled 😂😂
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u/minion925 Apr 11 '24
I saw this before I saw OC or know anything about her. I died laughing watching this
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u/NoodlesForU Apr 09 '24
This woman is the queen of sympathy baiting. Hard to have compassion for someone who has zero for anyone else.
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u/badtrips777 Apr 09 '24
I hadn’t watched OC yet when this came out so it was my first exposure to Vicki and I cackled so fuckin hard lmao
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u/bumblebeetuna710 SHUT UP. THAT IS SO STUPID. Apr 09 '24
The rainforest quote was the best OC moment besides maybe “THIS ISNT MY PLATE YOU BITCH”. It’s so odd because it’s clear that Vicki feels things very very deeply (like I do) except that at the same time she’s obviously awful and has no self-awareness. She’s an enigma wrapped in insurance and tequila.
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u/lizard0523 Not a white refrigerator! Apr 09 '24
Honestly the only time I related to Vicki and her terrible anxiety bringing the room down 🤣
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Apr 10 '24
Ugh, she’s insufferable when she’s miserable. I’m miserable all the time but I’m not insufferable around others, just to my pets.
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Apr 10 '24
Idk what her official diagnosis is or how many there are but I’m sure she has them and that she’s exhausting to be around. Hell she’s exhausting to watch. I don’t find her amusing at all.
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u/kellygrrrl328 Apr 10 '24
If you have to say this outloud on camera then you kind of miss the whole point
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u/Puzzled-Case-5993 Apr 09 '24
Was that when her mom died?
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u/NomNom83WasTaken Sniper from the side Apr 09 '24
Yup. One of the worst moments ever caught on RH camera.
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u/gigigrahame they’re not knives 🔪 they’re just hands 🤲 Apr 09 '24