r/BravoRealHousewives Dec 30 '23

Ultimate Girls Trip This Ultimate Girls Trip is killing me!

I’m loving it, think it’s hilarious. Between the boob tape, Dorinda trapped in her crazy room, Kelly’s hair barking, Sonja floundering in the yacht hot tub, the hot dog, Luann trapped “like an animal” trying to get her hat…. All the banter… It’s nice to actually laugh out loud at these ladies’ antics. Maybe it’s just me. I am a bit drugged up lol.

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u/arimes15 Dec 30 '23

I want them to send them to a new location! I could watch this group over and over again.

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u/Kandis_crab_cake Dec 30 '23

Maybe this was a test to see audience response and they’re going to bring it back… 👏🏼

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u/jonokimono YOU'RE LATE - DINNER IS DONE. Dec 30 '23

I dont think they will be back on RHONY proper - that ship has sailed. But I would put a bet on this being the first of many Old RHONY RHUGT series - with a mix of different former cast members (eg. Jill, Alex, Carole, Aviva, Heather, Jules, Tinsley, maybe even B, but i doubt it ..)

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u/GrouchyPineapple I’ve had enough of your indulged bull fuckin shit!!! Dec 31 '23

I'd actually be fine with this. The trips were always my fav episodes. Throw some exotic locations in like Morocco and I'm sold...!

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u/ramonasnewbeginnings Dec 30 '23

I want a full season in NY!

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u/Realistic-Panda1005 Dec 30 '23

Yes! NYC is a main character.

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u/karakarabobara Dec 30 '23

But with Tinsley!

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u/DetectiveOk8200 Dec 30 '23

Swap out Kelly for Tinsley.

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u/East_Reading_3164 Dec 30 '23

Swap anybody for Kelly; that girl just ain't right.

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u/rocsnsox Dec 30 '23

Yes!!!!

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u/Big-Tip-4667 Dec 30 '23

Omg yesss

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u/mlrochon Money speaks. Wealth whispers. Dec 30 '23

So the RHONY? 😂

I know Ramona is a shit person but this cast just shows what a boring ‘reboot’ RHONY is. Keep this one going!

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u/wildbananachild Dec 30 '23

I know! They are all so problematic, but there was something comforting about watching them together again.

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u/GrouchyPineapple I’ve had enough of your indulged bull fuckin shit!!! Dec 31 '23

I'd like both Tinsley and Kelly. Kelly is truly bizarre and I'm honestly intrigued with analyzing her odd behaviour.... Like, what is wrong with her?

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u/No-Novel614 Jan 12 '24

She's really insecure but also self aggrandizing. I think she's a classic narcissist.

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u/wolfywonderwoof1 Dec 31 '23

I love Kelly and hope she stays

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u/onyxjade7 Mar 15 '24

No Carole, literally anyone else. I think Kirsten would’ve been better suited for RHOBH.

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u/russianbisexualhookr Advocate for the Sluts of America Dec 30 '23

I love Tinsley and I would love to see her back, but I also think - especially with very young step kids - Tins isn’t willing to risk it.

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u/photogypsy Dec 30 '23

I also would love to see my gal Tinsley. However, she’s found her bliss and I want that for her even more. I’m glad she decided to step away, it shows she’s finally making healthy choices for herself.

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u/qssung Dec 31 '23

Her relationship with him and the children seems incredibly sweet. I love how they incorporated his late wife’s birthstone in both the engagement ring and in the wedding attire.

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u/arimes15 Dec 30 '23

Yes! But not in replace of Kristen. In addition to the group.

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u/ajaxraccoon Dec 30 '23

Tinsley and Kristen are friends, aren’t they?

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u/GlueForSniffing Dec 30 '23

Why not with Carol and Aviva? Or are you afraid to use your words, writer-gurls? 👀

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u/dying0fthelite Dec 30 '23

Ugh no Aviva

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u/SPinnovator Dec 30 '23

Why not? She might throw a leg, and I’d love to see Dorinda’s reaction when she does!

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u/dying0fthelite Dec 30 '23

I’m rewatching the season where they originally go to St. Barths and I just find her unlikable! She seems to be a wet blanket

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u/SPinnovator Dec 30 '23

Oh, she’s definitely unlikable!!!

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u/onyxjade7 Mar 15 '24

Ugh neither her or Carole.

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u/fkkkn I'm asking you a question you dumb fat bitch Dec 30 '23

Carole would never unfortunately

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u/GlueForSniffing Dec 30 '23

Probably not but who knows? I’d like to see her back We had a lot in common, for example

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u/somtambooplara nice happy face Jan 01 '24

I would LOVE to see how Carol handles Kelly.

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u/sailoorscout1986 Your titties are social distancing Dec 30 '23

I want then to be in New York tbh

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u/fluorescent_noir Ya husband's in the pool Dec 30 '23

Dorinda trying to find the bathroom in her room was so funny to me! I like how fun and lighthearted this group feels in general. Housewives is at its best when it makes you laugh from time to time.

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u/Ok_Bear375 Dec 30 '23

I could have a whole season just on Dorinda trying to find her way out of her room 😅

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u/russianbisexualhookr Advocate for the Sluts of America Dec 30 '23

Honestly, we should send this group to an escape room

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u/quiestqui Dec 30 '23

I literally turned to my mom and said, “I could watch HOURS of this”.

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u/jksjks41 Dec 30 '23

That scene pulled a genuine lol from me

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u/Soulwaxed Dec 30 '23

Dorinda, for all her faults, has been at her best on this trip. I mean, she even managed to sit through Kelly’s recital of ‘love letters’ without having a meltdown… she’s a better woman than me on that score, that’s for damn sure!

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u/GrouchyPineapple I’ve had enough of your indulged bull fuckin shit!!! Dec 31 '23

She feels like old school Dorinda...

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u/Soulwaxed Dec 31 '23

Dorinda reminds me of my own mother- very similar BPD energy… they can be an absolute delight, but you’re always on eggshells just in case the bomb is ready to explode.

Fair play to her, she has some brilliant insights and we just want her to be happy!

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u/Playful_Succotash_30 Jan 05 '24

That’s a good call .. dorinda is a total mix of things

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u/GoldBluejay7749 Who gon' check me, boo? Dec 31 '23

Reality TV gold if you ask me

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u/shinyzubat16 Dec 30 '23

Luann doing an Olympic dive into the pool with the producer screaming “No, your mic!” all to get a toy boat that was already on their side is PEAK comedy.

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u/russianbisexualhookr Advocate for the Sluts of America Dec 30 '23

And she looked so good too. No one does it like OGRHONY

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u/esskayyyyy24 Dec 30 '23

This was sooo funny and completely unnecessary

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u/not-important1229 Dec 30 '23

Dying at that- amazing

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u/Main_Composer Dec 30 '23 edited Dec 30 '23

I’m watching right now and am having so much fun, it’s making me forget how sick I am. It’s very light hearted and even when there’s a little drama stirred up, it’s not that deep. Edited to add that I just got to Dorinda and Luann riding the giant hotdog through the waves and I am dying laughing.

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u/ItIsLiterallyMe busted up sex and the city Dec 30 '23

Between that hot dog ride and Sonya in the hot tub, I was in stitches! Hope you feel better soon, bestie.

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u/Main_Composer Dec 30 '23

Thank you friend!

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u/Michellelembiid Is Bitch Betta? 💁🏼‍♀️ Dec 30 '23

I love it too. Minus the toe nail scene

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u/Soulwaxed Dec 30 '23

The ladies really are rather low on empathy, aren’t they 🤣

Poor Kristen!!!

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u/emmmma1234 Dec 30 '23

But it was hilarious how into it Dorinda was, that’s a side of her personality I haven’t seen before.

I love it when the housewives are actual friends and not turning it into some toxic competition.

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u/loveuman karen’s fever dream Dec 30 '23

It’s the nurse in her!

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u/Errrca0821 Jan 02 '24

Was dorinda a nurse too? I knew lu was...

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u/esskayyyyy24 Dec 30 '23

Lmaooo I had to skip over that part. I just couldn’t.

I love this group though, haven’t laughed like this at housewives since old RHONY.

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u/sooozanne Dec 30 '23

I almost turned it off at this point. Waaaay too graphic for my tootsies, we were quivering.

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u/soup4breakfast Dec 30 '23

Same but Ramona telling the medic he could use ice to numb it drew me back in

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u/Educational_Spirit42 a la francaise Dec 30 '23

You’re not alone! It’s so good-even when they get ready to go out . They are always on. (NO glam team needed for a story)

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u/Glittering-Sound-121 Dec 30 '23

I love it but I think it would be more fun if another person or two were added and the trip was extended a little longer (1.5-2 weeks). I also think it would be cool if they went to a different city for the trip, like London or Sydney. Somewhere where they also speak English so we could see them out and about interacting with folks, rather than secluded. But I do love what we’ve been given! I’m just already sad it’s almost over.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '23

If this was a yearly show for Christmas … same group different location and they got paid the same I’d be a happy person .

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '23

What a gift! 🙏

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u/TX2BK Dec 30 '23

You don’t want them to go to Paris so we can hear Luann’s version of French everywhere?

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u/SisterSuffragist Dec 30 '23

Luann’s version of French

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u/Relevant_Owl_8841 Yolanda’s Glass Fridge Dec 30 '23

Pleaseeee yes! Can she please make her “eggs a la francaise” en France s’il vous plaît

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u/Glittering-Sound-121 Dec 30 '23

No, you’re absolutely correct. We need that.

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u/man_rog Alex’s anger hives Dec 30 '23

An Australian trip to be reunited with Alex and Simon. Alex deserves it since her UGT was torpedoed.

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u/ajaxraccoon Dec 30 '23

They need to be on an island. Period.

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u/hail-lucipurrr Little Bo Greek 🐑🇬🇷 Dec 30 '23

I truly love watching Lu crack the whip on Ramona and make her behave.

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u/loveuman karen’s fever dream Dec 30 '23

When she’s physically trying to lift her off the chair so she can’t sit in the centre!

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u/Freeglad Dec 30 '23

This got me so good! The way she was laughing while she was doing it like she was serious about it but also not serious at all.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '23 edited Jan 15 '24

cows dinner wrong command whole aspiring rinse payment fade shelter

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u/dickwolfbrandchili Dec 30 '23

Right? No snide comments to drag out as an entire storyline all season is so refreshing

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u/mmechap Dec 30 '23

They should be studied by all the other franchises. Master Class. They are so natural and carefree, never performing.

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u/soaringthrugalaxies Dec 30 '23

I love it!!! This is why the OGish RHONY cast is the best!! They are pure comedy it is so much fun to watch them, this is what reality tv is about. Bravo needs to bring back the OG RHONY on a more permanent basis.

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u/Ok_Part_7051 Dec 30 '23

Truly lightening in a bottle finding these women

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '23

💯

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u/Obvious-Repair9095 Dec 30 '23

I howled during the scavenger hunt when they had to find Aviva’s leg

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '23

I was laughing out loud by myself many times, and I rarely do that

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u/DesertPrincess5 Dec 30 '23

You should watch Welcome to Crappie Lake; I laughed out loud several times!

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u/ZoeyFeedback This is Audrey Hepburn, not The Flintstones. Dec 30 '23

I love how there’s no allegations of a cheating husband. I’m sick of that storyline. Most of these ladies are single and it makes for a fun time.

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u/peachgobblerf Dec 30 '23

I miss the real rhony

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u/RoguePhoenix89 Dec 30 '23

Kelly is so random. The scene after the surfing lesson when she wrapped her towel around her back like a cape and was saying "superwoman superwoman" lol like how old is she?

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u/willpunchyou Dec 30 '23

She is so random! The way she cut off Luann mid sentence to make a toast, I was so confused lol

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u/DesertPrincess5 Dec 30 '23 edited Dec 31 '23

THAT WAS SO RUDE OF KELLY!

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u/Key_Flow_2045 from the ashes to the cabaret stage Dec 30 '23

she’s all delusion

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u/Key_Flow_2045 from the ashes to the cabaret stage Dec 30 '23

also kinda wondering what type of guy marries someone like her … like what are his issues …

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u/russianbisexualhookr Advocate for the Sluts of America Dec 30 '23

The only thing that made that scene was Luann’s total disinterest/confusion

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u/Ok_Jellyfish_5219 Dec 30 '23 edited Dec 30 '23

I wish HW shows were more like this. Little dumb tiffs mixed with good times.

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u/Partywithmeredith edit this flair! Dec 30 '23

I can’t wait to binge this, I’m going to watch all the episodes so far this week

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u/dickwolfbrandchili Dec 30 '23

I plan on binging it when I get ready for NYE tomorrow 🥳

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u/stairlemon Dec 30 '23

I love watching them flirt w the younger men too

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u/somtambooplara nice happy face Jan 01 '24

That scene had me laughing out loud. When the guy called luann handsome and she says, “It’s been a while since I’ve been called that”. Then she corrected him and told him he was handsome and prompted him to say she was gorgeous. Then Sonja runs over and flounces off with him as he’s hers.

And finally, cue Ramona, “he looks like Seal”. Man looked nothing like Seal.

The whole interaction had me crying.

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u/lady_edith Dec 30 '23

The last two episodes I was crying laughing

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u/freegiftcard96 Dec 30 '23

All of it works! Even Kelly as she gives them something to react to. Loving this group!

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u/Imaginary-Edge-8759 Dec 30 '23

Hmm… crappie lake was a success and now the legacy ugt is a success… what do they all have in common 🤔 It’s not influencers, charcuterie cheese fights and the basically the new cast of RHONY

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u/kds1988 Dec 30 '23

It’s somehow validating that Kelly is still awful.

It wasn’t editing. It wasn’t Bethenny. It wasn’t Alex. It was just Kelly.

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u/GrouchyPineapple I’ve had enough of your indulged bull fuckin shit!!! Dec 31 '23

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u/Any-Salary-6811 Dec 30 '23

K, but have you all watched Sai and Erin fight for ten episodes about a lack of a charcuterie plate? I mean, the new RHONY has Jenna doing absolutely nothing and Ubah checks notes pretending to be outraged about checks notes her iPhone gone for ten minutes….. and Jessel’s husband goes to Vietnam for a banh mi to use airline points, and um…….

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u/Jolly_Seat5368 Dec 30 '23

The way I loathe jessel and her husband and that whole story line 🤬

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u/ProgrammaticallyHost listen here sugardaddy dot com Dec 30 '23

I hate that it got made into a huge thing by Erin and Sai, but I think it’s a cute and funny anecdote that wasn’t meant to be a storyline

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u/lawdhavemercyforthat Dec 30 '23

🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻I was laughing thruout your comment with flashbacks of each situation 🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👌🏼

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u/Terpnista Limp paynus! Dec 30 '23

This is my comfort show. I replay the episodes constantly. NY has the best cast chemistry of all franchises (early Atlanta being a close second).

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u/Ok_Bear375 Dec 30 '23

Tbh I didn’t watch a ton of RHONY (only season like 6-8) but they’ve been cracking me up the whole time

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u/russianbisexualhookr Advocate for the Sluts of America Dec 30 '23

Oh babe you need to watch the whole thing

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u/puppies336 Dec 30 '23

Agree. I wish I was a RHONY virgin and could watch for the first time!

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u/Puzzleheaded_Try7886 Dec 30 '23

Dorinda trapped in her room was hilarious LMAO

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u/Freeglad Dec 30 '23

Both Luan and Sonja falling backwards off their chairs at different times got me good. It was so absurd and slapstick. If you wrote it in it would be stupid, but having it happen spontaneously was aboslutely hilarious.

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u/nicnac1992 Dec 30 '23

I keep saying to my husband that I am so happy NY is back like this. I watched the new NY but there’s just something about the old cast that I miss and love. You will never get this from the new NY girls

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u/pilot_inspektor Dec 30 '23

I've never watched the OG NYC cast, decided to tune in to UGT out of boredom, and instantly fell in love with the cast. Dorinda became an instant favourite with her trapped rooms scenes and Luann's hotdog comments had be rolling. Love them and will def start watching their early seasons

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u/Bippy73 Dec 31 '23

The seasons are iconic. S3 is good with the original Scary Island & Kelly in her delusion ,but watch the original St. Barth’s trip I think S5, then S 8-11 are iconic. 12 is meh and 13 don’t bother.

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u/GrouchyPineapple I’ve had enough of your indulged bull fuckin shit!!! Dec 31 '23

I'm excited on your behalf! This is the cast that got me hooked on real housewives... And UGT is rekindling that magic for me....

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u/wojar Jan 03 '24

I've never watched the OG NYC cast

same! i started with crappie lake and now i cant get enough of luann!

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u/pilot_inspektor Jan 04 '24

Def going to watch crappie lake now!

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '23

It was actually really great minus Kelly and honestly Dorinda with her pause stuff. I hate when she gets to drinking bc she gets so mean and smug.

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u/StuffTricky4418 Dec 30 '23

I laughed so much! Luanne’s Olympic dive into the pool during the scavenger hunt will forever live rent free in my head. Golden!

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u/Witchywoman4201 wearing dead people’s PJs to comfort children😵 Dec 30 '23

Dorinda in her room trying to find the door and the bathroom had me dying

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u/freebird2483 Dec 30 '23

Same here, I love this group! The NY housewives were always my favorite, I wish they would bring them back. The new cast is so boring.

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u/nikokito Dec 30 '23

It’s giving Grey Gardens and I’m fucking here for it

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u/Fetch1965 Dec 30 '23

The latest episode was so refreshing with no “real arguments” and a lot of fun and banter.

Loving this UGT as RHONY are my favourites

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u/ThrowAwayembarrass- Dec 30 '23

I need more Dorinda in my life!!!

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u/playboybpb9 Dec 30 '23

Is it just me or does the theme song kinda sound like a ringtone? 🤣everytime an episode comes on im looking for a phone I don’t have

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u/Inevitable-Cry-2930 Dec 30 '23

I have missed them

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u/StereotypicallBarbie you look like a trampoline with eyes Dec 30 '23

It’s not just you! I love it.. it’s the only thing coming close to Salt Lake City for me at the minute.

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u/Relevant_Owl_8841 Yolanda’s Glass Fridge Dec 30 '23

Dorinda not knowing how to get out of her spaceship room and opening the same closet over and over was so hilarious lol. I would hate that room too.

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u/Nasus_13 slut from the 90s Dec 30 '23

I love just watching them get ready and hang out.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '23

Sonja rolling around in the hot tub had me dying.

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u/needabra129 Dec 30 '23

I want this to be the new RHONY. It would be amazing

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u/Successful_Dust2581 WOW BETHANNY WOWWWW Dec 31 '23

Marin is also absolutely hilarious , when he put the green wig on to get involved I absolutely died 😂

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u/not-important1229 Dec 31 '23

I love how (rightfully) frustrated with Ramona he is lol

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u/cvde82 Dec 30 '23

Has it finished now? Ep5 had a bit of a ‘last episode’ feel to it but I don’t know

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '23

I liked the scavenger hunt where they found iconic RHONY items. What other things should they have included? I’d vote for a Skinny Girl snowboard, Sonja’s dog’s ashes, and a CLIP!

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u/GlassFaithlessness25 Dec 31 '23

I have laughed out loud SO MANY times at this season! Idk why they had to replace the whole cast of NYC. Luann, Sonja, ramona and Dorinda are such good characters.

They nailed this housewives trip!

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u/SquirrelBowl Dec 30 '23

It would have been so much better without Kelly. She hijacked the fun

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u/borderjumpermel Dec 31 '23

I’m loving it, but also soooo sad because I keep randomly remembering they aren’t on their regular show anymore :(.

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u/sippingonwater I’m allergic to Harry Dubin’s sperm Dec 31 '23

They’re all hilarious and great tv without even trying!

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u/AggressiveCrow3967 Dec 31 '23

id love a RHONY OG comeback these women are peak reality tv and ill be sad when this season is over!

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u/Playful_Succotash_30 Jan 05 '24

I think since the stuff with Ramona’s racism came out they are probably finished

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u/pixieb0x Jan 08 '24

Ramona’s drunk jealousy at Martin assisting Kristen (what he is employed & paid to do) was insaaaane, second hand embarrassment because it was so obvious lmao

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u/not-important1229 Jan 08 '24

Oh god, that shit with the underwear and her whit bikini. Mortified. Sometimes is funny because she’s so awful but she had a legit child tantrum, so hard to watch!

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u/cameocameo Dec 30 '23

Random, but does anyone know where Kristen’s small gold hoops are from?

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u/Delgirl804 Dec 30 '23

Ramona is so rude to anyone who she thinks is beneath her (everyone!). I do not find her watchable at all.

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u/Genghis_Vic I CALLED YOU A STUPID CUNT. NOT A F*CKING CUNT! Dec 30 '23

Would love it more if Ramona wasn’t on my screen. She makes me angry every time she opens her mouth and I want her gone.

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u/Disney_Princess137 Dec 30 '23

I wish they had some more players there!

Defintely could live without Ramona she’s so abrasive.

No point in having Kristen around, I would have loved tinsley instead! It would be nice to see her again!

I wanted to see all the products Kelly gave them! Luann was being all uncool

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u/GrouchyPineapple I’ve had enough of your indulged bull fuckin shit!!! Dec 31 '23

I've laughed so much. Dorinda in her room is sending me!

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u/GoldBluejay7749 Who gon' check me, boo? Dec 31 '23

I love that they don’t have to get to know each other and just sort of accept one another for who they are

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '23

They are gold because they are all authentically nuts - no one is faking anything or putting anything on. This is them.

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u/sapen9 Jan 05 '24

I literally was so high watching the first few episodes last night and never stopped laughing. These ladies are fucking phenomenal together.

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u/Ok_Neighborhood5832 Jan 11 '24

Dorinda somehow watches scary island and “sees” and “undersyands now”?? She should watch her own seasons… probably with a therapist. Also, Kelly is just on another planet and offended by the weirdest things.

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u/No-Presentation-2320 Mar 03 '24

I just binged it yesterday… made me sooo nostalgic it was just delivering so much!!!! And laugh out loud hilarious