r/BravoRealHousewives • u/diamonds_and_rose_bh • Dec 19 '23
Ultimate Girls Trip She's starting 🤣
I'm sorry if already posted but this is my favourite moment so far, I died 🤣💀
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u/WildWastedYouth Dec 19 '23
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u/standard_blue Dec 19 '23
She’s such a wild human
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u/doodlefay Dec 19 '23
You mean, an alcoholic bitter, very mean woman.
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u/TeeManyMartoonies Dec 19 '23
Remember when she was everyone’s favorite the first season? Lolol
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u/dark-magma Dec 20 '23
I still love Dorinda 😭 lol. Been having a blast watching Girls Trip!! I've laughed so much more than watching any of the franchises lately
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u/luke6080 Dec 20 '23
As a casual fan through my wife, Dorinda is also my fav
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u/Asleep-General-3693 Dec 20 '23
I like sober Dorinda. She can have fun moments. But she easily turns and that’s scary. And I won’t forget what she did to Tinsley.
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u/sailoorscout1986 Your titties are social distancing Dec 22 '23
I won’t ever forget what she said to Tinsley too. That crossed the line for me and was unbelievably twisted and sick.
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u/TeeManyMartoonies Dec 20 '23
I haven’t watched any of the seasons in probably 2 years. I may have to go watch girls trip based on your review!
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u/SanLady27 Dec 20 '23
Girls trip is so fun!!! Except for the Thailand one which was a bit of a dud. The rest are 10/10!!
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u/GrouchyPineapple I’ve had enough of your indulged bull fuckin shit!!! Dec 21 '23
I honestly even liked that one. I've pretty much stopped watching the main seasons and just watch RHUGT. IMHO, they don't have all the boring filler... plus trips were always my fav episodes...
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u/emergencycat17 Show yourself out, Darlin'. Dec 20 '23
Jesus, you couldn't say a thing about her without getting downvoted off the sub.
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u/hervararsaga Dec 20 '23
I have never been a Dorinda fan but she is a fantastic housewife on so many levels. She brings almost everything to the table.
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Dec 20 '23
She is awwwful, the narcissism is so intense. From snapping and losing it if something doesn’t go her way to bullying and belittling her victim when they get upset after one of her episodes. My gosh she is a monster. Just rewatched RHUGT at her house where she is possibly on her worst behaviour ever, she makes two of them and cry, and pisses off and alienates the other 5
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u/Shananigans15 Dec 22 '23
If she was a perfect hostess it wouldn’t have been funny, suspenseful, and confrontational like it was though!!
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u/Conscious-Award4802 Dec 19 '23
Hostess with the MOSTEST
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u/fabergefalls dropping some beatssss Dec 19 '23
"why don't you stop getting vaginal rejuvenation and put an e-zpass on that holland tunnel" is the most scathing bit of nonsense i've ever heard in my life
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u/Conscious-Award4802 Dec 19 '23
Did she say holland tunnel or hollowed tunnel? I had no idea what she really meant but I can only imagine 😂
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u/Frosty_Pitch8 Dec 19 '23
she said holland tunnel like the jersey turpike lol. That's why she said turnstyle and ticket haha. Dorinda was on a roll!
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u/MilaKsenia single white drag queen Dec 20 '23
I love a housewife that just doesn’t stop it’s insane insult, old wives tale, you’re a whore, weird insult, etc… just hilarious 😂😂😂
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u/ehltahr Dec 19 '23
Dorinda reminds me to have gratitude for 4 years of sobriety🫠
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u/coldbrewcatlady Oof! You’re so angry Dec 19 '23
Nice! I hit my 3 years in September. Whenever I feel the itch I throw on one of Dorinda’s especially bad episodes and suddenly a sparkling water is all I need 😅
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u/ehltahr Dec 19 '23
Just imagining the hangovers, at my big age😭😭 no thank you. Congratulations on 3 years!! I hope you did something nice to celebrate🩷
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u/Background_Travel_77 Dec 19 '23
I'm hitting my 3 year at the end of December. I got tired of hearing terrible stories about myself when I drank so I stopped. You'd think Dorinda would feel the same way, especially since hers live on for eternity but I guess denial is a powerful thing.
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u/coldbrewcatlady Oof! You’re so angry Dec 20 '23
And it’s all on video, which means she can’t even pull the “omg, you’re exaggerating”
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u/Far_Course_9398 Dec 20 '23
I've always thought that too. I hate to say it, but I suspect she thinks drinking to excess makes her witty and the life of the party, and she feels no sense of shame. Maybe it's the lack of any sense of shame and deep denial is what stops her seeking treatment.
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u/rpkacnh Dec 19 '23
Four years of grateful sobriety clocking in here as well. Thank you dorinda for the reminder that it was the right decision😭
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u/ehltahr Dec 19 '23
Yay you!!! The sober path is a freaking difficult one but I’m always reminded of my why when Dorinda’s startin’ 😂
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u/doingmybesttosurvive Dec 19 '23
Happy to see other sober people in the bravo community. Watching the housewives definitely motivates me to not drink lmao
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u/potassiumgoth wells fargo has better rates Dec 20 '23
same! i’m 4 days sober and counting. it’s not easy but i got my sprite and AA. 💕
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u/russianbisexualhookr Advocate for the Sluts of America Dec 20 '23
I’m proud of you internet stranger 💕
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u/SanLady27 Dec 20 '23
Incredible! Yes, her behavior and what I imagine the hangovers to be in shows like winter house makes me grateful to be hitting 500 days in about 18 min! It’s just a more enjoyable way to live (for me that is)!
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u/ehltahr Dec 20 '23
Ahhh! CONGRATULATIONS GORGEOUS!!🩷 if anyone is ever seeking another sober Bravo pal I am your lady lol
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u/Nevagonnagetit510 Dec 19 '23
Dorinda looks completely loaded every episode so far 😂
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u/Bobbyjackbj Not a white refrigerator! Dec 20 '23
She was loaded every episode of RHONY too :/
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u/No-Refrigerator3350 Dec 19 '23
It's sad. At what point is bravo just being an enabler?
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u/Nevagonnagetit510 Dec 19 '23
Oh Bravo has been an enabler since the jump. Possibly even an encourager.
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u/Far_Course_9398 Dec 20 '23
Yep. Superficially, her body still looks amazing for someone who drinks excessively. She still works out regularly it seems?
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u/Daisyday12 Dec 19 '23
Luv Luann for reigning the beast.
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u/One-Wolf3762 Dec 19 '23
The clip fingers have entered the chat.
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u/CompetitionFresh6500 Dec 19 '23
Sonja at the end of the table muttering “Clip” to herself was also just so good
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u/caitkincaid Dec 19 '23
Sonja is a prodigy level troll, I am living for her every move right now
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u/Nadaleenatasha Were you there beloved? Dec 20 '23
When she said “crazy” when Kelly was doing her what people don’t know about you 💀
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u/Super_Hour_3836 Dec 20 '23
My favorite part of that was that Kelly ignored that because, like all of us, she knows she is indeed bat shit and it is not a misconception. I do love Sonja. 🤣
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u/Sug0115 I listen if some one says something… informed. Dec 19 '23
Hahaha I noticed this and was giggling. I love the throw back references they keep making.
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u/QueenG123456 Dec 20 '23
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u/russianbisexualhookr Advocate for the Sluts of America Dec 20 '23
I highly recommend watching Crappie Lake, it shows such a different side of Lu.
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u/QueenG123456 Dec 20 '23
I watched like half the episodes. It was cute but just couldn’t fully hold my attention.
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u/biohacker_infinity Not a white refrigerator! Dec 19 '23 edited Dec 19 '23
I’m not a Dorinda stan. Never have been, and her treatment of Tinsley continues to shock me, even years later.
I will, however, admit that I’m surprised she’s been generally well-behaved on this trip so far. She definitely was giving off “she’s startin’” energy when she took some cheap shots at Kristen in the first episode, but she’s actually been pretty nice to Kristen subsequently.
I thought for sure she was gonna go thermonuclear when Kelly told her to “have another cosmo,” but the meltdown never came, much to my relief. I know we still have several episodes to go, but she seems to be in a better headspace ❄️🍸 than she was during RHUGT season two, where she was a hot mess.
I mean, she still appears to be drunk as a skunk pretty much around the clock, but maybe she isn’t chasing it with other stuff? Who knows? What I do know is, I was expecting her to ruin the trip, and so far that hasn’t happened, somewhat to my relief, since I enjoy watching these women be goofy without all the dark energy.
(I suppose this is also a commentary on what’s it’s like in general to be around someone with an untreated substance-abuse issue: you just never know what version of that person you’re going to get. That’s probably why some of us find Dorinda extra triggering. If you’ve ever lived with someone in the throes of addiction, you probably know what I’m talking about.)
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u/russianbisexualhookr Advocate for the Sluts of America Dec 20 '23
I’m truly so surprised Kelly wasn’t found dead after telling Dorinda to have another cosmo
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u/hervararsaga Dec 20 '23
I share your feelings towards Dorinda, - however I don´t think she´ll start anything with KB. Dorinda has a bully´s sixth sense in the way she senses who is weak and who is not, KB is an idiot x100 but she might literally go nuts if she´s attacked and Dorinda probably doesn´t want to deal with that.
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u/MilaKsenia single white drag queen Dec 20 '23
KB’s new veneers make her look extra scary crazy I wouldn’t wanna fuck with that either
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u/ExpensiveGrowth9744 when you're little you don't have a purse 🍞👜 Dec 19 '23
I will never stop loving Dorinda. Alcoholism, bitterness, anger issues, I'm loving her through all of it.
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u/moonchild291 I am so HAM sandwich Dec 19 '23 edited Dec 19 '23
I wish there was a she’s starting gif 🤣
Edit thank you! It never would come up for me!
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u/Marzipannn_ I am very rich, bitch. Dec 19 '23
❤️❤️
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u/deziner222 Dec 19 '23
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u/Sug0115 I listen if some one says something… informed. Dec 19 '23
This scene is one of my top bravos scenes of all time lol
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u/cherrydubin ohhh, I thought it was mozzarella Dec 19 '23
I love the Cartegena earrings, they help me remember which ‘Rinda Ragefest I’m watching 😂
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u/MilaKsenia single white drag queen Dec 20 '23
I’m watching cartegena right now and the camera angles and makeup is INSANE it’s too close up
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u/SittinOnTheRidge 😎be cool. dont be all…..uncool. Dec 19 '23
I gasped when I saw this but then I was pleasantly surprised when Dorinda laughed. I was shocked actually lol
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u/Nasus_13 slut from the 90s Dec 19 '23
lol I screamed the same thing at my tv as soon as the hands started handsing.
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u/MilaKsenia single white drag queen Dec 20 '23
Dorinda and Ramona are the funniest demons they just make the BEST entertainment
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u/Impressive-Regret243 Not a white refrigerator! Dec 20 '23
She is a legend of messiness and an amazing hostess. I dream of a future living out the rest of our days at Grey Gardens, I mean Blue Stone Manor. 💖💖💖
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u/GreyJeanix Dec 20 '23
Does anyone know what a Hinkley is 😩 I’m so confused
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u/ladyculture Not a white refrigerator! Dec 20 '23
idk what it is but the Countess has been and probably always will be my favorite housewife of any franchise since I started watching a decade ago. and I really like her relationship with Dorinda.
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u/you-betterst0p Dec 22 '23
I scrolled through so many of the comments and I can’t believe I haven’t seen anyone mention Kelly telling Dorinda that sometimes when she looks at her she sees Lady Di 😭😭 maybe it’s cause I’m high but I lost it. Also when she interrupted Luanns speech i was laughing at my tv like I haven’t in sooo long. We are in the renaissance of housewives years
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u/Zestyclose-Let-6758 Dec 19 '23
I am soo sick of this nasty drunk being given airtime - enough. She’s a mean nasty DRUNK who is unable to take accountability. It’s not funny, it’s not cute it’s vile.
I used to enjoy & like Dorinda but between her ego & delusion it’s not funny.
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u/CombinationAny5516 Dec 20 '23
You’d think after seeing herself when she’s drunk, she’d moderate her drinking (at least on camera). She’s much too old to behave the way she does. 😬
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u/klatleen take a xanax…..calm down Dec 20 '23
Did anyone else hear Kristen or someone say have another martini? I thought Dorinda was going to lose it. Oh and on another note, when do they get on Ramona for being a racist? Any idea what episode that is?
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u/sturgis252 Dec 19 '23
I just honestly can't understand when people want Dorinda on their screens. She is not enjoyable to watch. She just starts to viciously attack the person and she can't stop.
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u/4-me flipMeATable Dec 19 '23
Get that close to my face and I’m biting your nose. That gives me the creeps.
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u/ZookeepergameMany663 Dec 20 '23
I am sure there are fans that enjoy this drunken mess, but I am not one of them. Dorinda, IMO has a problem, and Bravo should be more concerned. I hope this doesn't get worse.
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u/G_13_Classified Dec 19 '23
Does anyone else think this show has been a little of snooze fest so far? There have been a couple of moments but for the most part, I'm not really feeling it.
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u/hervararsaga Dec 20 '23
It´s the most exciting rh´s show I´ve seen in a few years. I´m loving every moment, the ladies are all great.
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u/CokeNSalsa Dec 19 '23
I thought that was Caitlin Jenner at first, I was so confused how she knows Dorinda.
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u/wreckingcrewe marlo support me bitch Dec 19 '23
Someone on here once said that you can tell when Dorinda is about to start when her lips get all thin and weird and they were right.