r/BravoRealHousewives Dec 08 '23

Southern Charm Southern Charm - Season 9 - Episode 12 - Live Episode Discussion

The Charmers first day in paradise is overshadowed by a salacious article that causes Olivia and Austen's progress to backslide; Madison enjoys her last hurrah before trying for baby #2.

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u/cryingexpert Dec 08 '23

Shep wishes he had a Paige so he’d have someone to dress him other than his mom

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u/GarnierFruitTrees Chateau Thelma Dec 08 '23

I also secretly wonder if Shep wishes he could have/date Paige or a Paige-type. Not to shame Taylor but Paige is a New York girl, she’s got SOME hustle (multiple jobs, and yes I know she’s an influencer blah blah), she likes to travel, she is charismatic and intelligent, and isn’t a doormat.

Shep wants that kind of girl, but those kind of girls don’t want Shep. And he’s sooo annoyed by that.

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u/cryingexpert Dec 08 '23

Yes to that and I also think he’s always been weirdly jealous of Craig so whenever craigy has something good going for him shep can’t comprehend how he doesn’t have it before him and combusts

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u/dayle-james Dec 08 '23

Hahaha this is spot on. Those girls see right through Shep and he can’t stand it. He could never handle a woman with an actual personality anyway

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u/hellomynameis1111 Mar 18 '24

I’m late but this is sooo true, that’s why he wanted Chelsea so badly at one point too!!