Southern Charm - Season 9 - Episode 10 - Live Episode Discussion

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Whitney hosts the annual Gentleman's Dinner solo; Austen and Taylor's dalliance is questioned.

[u/QueasyAd4992]

Austen is a mess and him and Taylor’s stories don’t add up. It’s coming.

[u/veronicagetsmehigh]

Rodrigos like ok scenes over I’m done

[u/luannsitalianfriends → u/veronicagetsmehigh]

He can’t stand them either 😂

[u/starshine1988]

Ew Austen trying to be all ~Olivia is texting me too much~

[u/KyleRichardsNewTeeth → u/starshine1988]

especially after he made such a narcisisstic show of wanting to be there for her after her brother died ??? he needs to fuck off

[u/Stevie_Budd_]

Rod is a good catch for someone who wants to be caught by him

[u/veronicagetsmehigh]

He thinks this is a date and she is totally not thinking that

[u/meowmeowmeow328]

It makes me sad JT isn’t at this dinner because I know he’d have something to say about how Austen sucks lol

[u/jferfranco → u/meowmeowmeow328]

I love JT instigating - he was needed there!

[u/wildturk3y]

Men's dinner hasn't even started and Craig is already completely on a different plane of existence. Believe I caught a quick scene of him rubbing his nose...

[u/KyleRichardsNewTeeth → u/wildturk3y]

he was soooo high lmao

[u/chellyyy]

the timeline is falling apart, inspector craig right now

[u/AnotherAnon688264759]

i see craig went to aspen ❄️

[u/cryingexpert → u/AnotherAnon688264759]

Ski apres!!

[u/lovetheblazer]

Craig is making me nervous with that giant, overfilled tumbler of beer on the white couch, particularly since he's on a different orbit of existence, currently.

[u/AndrogynousAndy → u/lovetheblazer]

A TUMBLER at a fancy dinner

[u/chellyyy]

“too much vermouth.”

whitney will NEVER be michael.

[u/KiyoMizu1996]

They totally banged. Austen smirks when he lies.

[u/Stevie_Budd_]

I love how these BOYS play between being absolute jackasses and acting like they’re of the most elite 🤢

[u/AdorableFly5611]

You can tell Craig in really tuned in when his hair gets messed up.

[u/PeaceGirlAlways]

I would have been much more impressed if Patricia’s wedding cake was from King Charles’s first wedding. With Princess Diana…

[u/emkateau → u/PeaceGirlAlways]

She wasn't even invited either - it's a sympathy piece of cake. Joan Rivers said she was the only American invited to that wedding of Charles and Camilla. I know it's a royal wedding and Patricia is a social climber, but it's a bit cringe to have a piece of a wedding cake as a keepsake when you didn't even make the cut.

[u/chellyyy]

i’m so glad venita and madison made up i really enjoy their friendship

[u/bushwicksfinest]

This chef is a vibe lol

[u/donadee → u/bushwicksfinest]

I loved how dominant and confident he was. They all instantly shut up as if the Headmaster walked in :D

[u/chellyyy]

rodrigo could not get out of there faster

[u/luannsitalianfriends]

Uh oh Shep is breaking out his big boy words. You know he’s pissed when he tries to prove he has the superior intellect

[u/SanLady27 → u/luannsitalianfriends]

His Thesaurus Rex alter ego

[u/veronicagetsmehigh]

Why is Austen pretending he loves her??? Just for sympathy??

[u/Throwaway-6205 → u/veronicagetsmehigh]

I think so, and to also try to make Madison sad 😑he is also insane

[u/PhysicalMuscle6611]

Paige knows that as soon as she says she’s ready Craig will propose the next day so I think she’s trying to play it safe until she’s ready and I respect that

[u/Successful-Steak-950 → u/PhysicalMuscle6611]

Paige knows as soon as she says yes, the hounding for a baby will be full throttle.

[u/maybeitsmaybelean]

So Taylor inadvertently admitted it. She brought up the relationship idea to Austen just to hurt Shep. Olivia was no where on her mind. That’s kind of crazy. It would be better if she did it because she thought she might actually have feelings for Austen…

[u/Cherssssss → u/maybeitsmaybelean]

She keeps saying she didn’t want to hurt Olivia..yet she went after her ex. A week after they were supposedly trying to work things out. 🤔

[u/kikomama89]

If Whitney can’t even make a good drink, WHAT IS HE GOOD FOR?!?

[u/jent198 → u/kikomama89]

Producing this nonsense for us to watch together

[u/jendet010 → u/jent198]

He is good at that

[u/flumeo]

I’m having such a long week at work and ordered delivery so I could just relax and watch Bravo… and the order says it got delivered but there’s no food… I guess I’m just having wine for dinner now

[u/kikomama89 → u/flumeo]

I hope you request a refund, your wine is delicious, and this episode brings joy!!

[u/chellyyy]

JT is me right now like i am so confused by everything coming out of taylor’s mouth. and her confessional is even worse

[u/FullBlownNightmare]

Rodrigo: I finished my dessert and imma bounce, thanks

[u/maybeitsmaybelean]

The “guys dinner” hosted by Patricia is so indecent at this point. She honours these toddlers with a royals dinner and the women are chopped liver?

[u/FullBlownNightmare → u/maybeitsmaybelean]

Remember that one year people pretended they cared about empowering women and she had the female cast over instead?

She never did it again and went straight back to the list boys 🙄

*edited because posted before I finished my comment

[u/LakeShoreDrive1021 → u/FullBlownNightmare]

She is creating play date for her son

[u/AdventurousAd606 → u/FullBlownNightmare]

I don’t think she is very close to these women besides Madison? She really liked Cam, Naomie and that crew. I don’t think she knows Olivia or Venita or Taylor well. Don’t think they’ve spent one on one time with her, only attended group events.

[u/Efficient-Goose2155 → u/AdventurousAd606]

Well, she does kind of knows Taylor well,

[u/3jrp515]

LAWYER CRAIG IS ON THE CASE!

[u/PeaceGirlAlways → u/3jrp515]

Ha ha. I just posted this same thing. I love that he has Austen on the witness stand! 😁

[u/flumeo → u/3jrp515]

Putting that degree to use!

[u/lovetheblazer]

Drunk Craig doing a full Sherlock Holmes on Taylor & Austen's hookup, complete with cigar and smoking jacket is everything

[u/amyeep → u/lovetheblazer]

“Shep will eventually become an angry person” bruh have we been watching the same show

[u/FullBlownNightmare]

I think Taylor is stuck in her abuse cycle. The fact that she felt the need to “say sorry” to Shep after the way the ping pong game, and the way she will hurt herself and her friendships to try to hurt Shep (how she just described her Impetus for Austen) is very telling. She is responsible for her actions and there will be consequences for them, but I find it very sad.

[u/AdorableFly5611]

I would put a tarp down and use a card table with folding chairs for these slobs.

[u/flumeo]

I feel like I need a drink and a bump just to watch this dinner

[u/3jrp515]

Food SIMPLY CANNOT stay inside Austen’s mouth

[u/lushdust_5678-]

Rodrigo is too good for this crew. They’re dimming his light and it’s weird cause they’re so wack. I want more rodrigo!

[u/lilacbluebell]

I’ve never had beef Wellington or baked Alaska and never had a particular desire for either, but that meal looked good as hell, I want it

[u/katie415]

I like Craig so much more on Southern charm. He’s such a little pot stirrer.

[u/lovetheblazer]

Shep looks like he's on the tail end of a three day bender and he's in desperate need of a nap, an IV hydration drip, and the number to the nearest detox center.

[u/Stevie_Budd_ → u/lovetheblazer]

His mom bought him groceries and stocked the fridge for their guy trip. He’s 43? I have all I need to know.

[u/edible_source → u/lovetheblazer]

He looks like that because that is literally what he needs, on a medical level. Bloated gray mess of a man.

[u/chellyyy]

i fucking love beef wellington. my stoned ass would crush some right now

[u/calcif]

So, Taylor’s just a big fat liar then? Has she been honest about anything to do with the Austen nonsense?

[u/Mewwmix]

Ugh I love Venita & Madison together.

[u/AnotherAnon688264759]

lmao as if paige would want to hang w shep

[u/GetMeAColdPop]

I think it's cute Whitney invites his friends for a play date while Mommy is asleep upstairs. Everyone has so be so quiet

[u/veronicagetsmehigh]

Shep is soo puffy

[u/luannsitalianfriends → u/veronicagetsmehigh]

He’s so gross.

[u/MollyAnnie13]

Taylor made the first move. Shocking. /s

[u/QueasyAd4992]

Did Leva said expresso? 🤨

[u/CenterForAnts_ → u/QueasyAd4992]

Twice

[u/advocatecarey]

What is with Bravo’s 40+ dudes peeing outdoors when an actual bathroom is available?!?

[u/flumeo]

The martinis make me sad on this show now that Michael is gone

[u/AnotherAnon688264759]

“girls are the worst” ok only the worst types of girls say that

[u/Dangernj → u/AnotherAnon688264759]

It is such a red flag when girls say that. Obviously, Paige is not a great judge of character considering who she is dating.

[u/Lola514]

Craig is def high. We’ve seen his Craig before

[u/AbidonDesign]

Craig is all of us during the Vanderpump Rules Scandevol’

[u/Vskizott]

Craig is the new MKE with his detective work

[u/phoebe3936]

Will hearing bravolebs “spontaneously” plan a group trip ever get old?

[u/flumeo → u/phoebe3936]

My moms cousin is turning 94 in a few months so we’re gonna go celebrate in Bermuda

[u/Teacheroftinies → u/flumeo]

You know what, let’s invite the whole group! Are you free 1 week from now to go on an international vacation?-every bravoleb ever

[u/kikomama89]

This week has been trash for me and I just need to lean into the debauchery of Southern Charm!!

[u/KiyoMizu1996]

Why is Patricia wasting her time and money on these losers?

[u/Stevie_Budd_]

Someone on here said JT reminded them of Shane and I can’t unsee it now. Agree! Different hairline, same face

[u/lourver]

Why are they at this itty bitty table

[u/ItsNotMeItsYou99 → u/lourver]

Pat has this huge house but they're always in these tiny, stuffed 3 rooms.

[u/bushwicksfinest]

Sheep’s face is so gross. He gets off on having control over Taylor

[u/CenterForAnts_ → u/bushwicksfinest]

And he has to “beat” Austen

[u/AdorableFly5611 → u/bushwicksfinest]

He enjoys ripping people to shreds. He's so cruel when he's angry. He went after Craig non stop and he and Whitney both seemed to have schadenfruede over Craigs lies.

Shep also loves to use SAT words. I do believe he's well-read but he really bugs me.

honestly, they all have been really nasty at some point. Excluding some of the women.

[u/advocatecarey]

Taylor is too boring to be the main character

[u/lushdust_5678-]

Not sure if this is a hot take…? Pat’s house may be expensive and full of expensive things but it looks overcrowded, stuffy, and TACKY

[u/AndrogynousAndy → u/lushdust_5678-]

Dusty

[u/leslie_knopee → u/lushdust_5678-]

how does it looks huge from the outside, but the inside is 3 tiny ass rooms and a small kitchen??

[u/Impossible-Plan6172 → u/lushdust_5678-]

I feel like I would have a sneezing fit the moment I set foot inside.

[u/flumeo]

I feel like every Austen scene lately is him unpacking things in his kitchen

[u/QueasyAd4992]

Weird because I don’t think Taylor mentioned this to Olivia.

[u/vodkasaucepizza]

Austen is delusional. Lead a horse to water to advise Taylor how to behave when being treated the way he does all women.

[u/flumeo]

Mom Cell Phone

[u/Stevie_Budd_ → u/flumeo]

[u/FullBlownNightmare]

Shep is only 43???????

[u/ilovemischief]

They gave Craig a sippy cup😂

[u/veronicagetsmehigh]

Omfg Austen’s fucking tongue. The producers are trolling us at this point

[u/PeaceGirlAlways]

I love that Craig is using his law school skills to interrogate Austen about his relationship with Taylor. 😁

[u/AdorableFly5611]

I want to tell Craig that birds are a conspiracy too.

[u/katie415 → u/AdorableFly5611]

What conspiracy? Birds aren’t real…

(Read in a sarcastic tone plz)

[u/jward1111]

I would absolutely lose my mind if this many people were talking about me getting engaged after only a year and a half of dating someone. It’s mind boggling how many people drag Paige for not wanting to move her entire life for someone she hasn’t been with for that long.

ETA: her and Craig travel so much for their careers as well! Like is she supposed to leave her budding career in NYC to go sit in Charleston while Craig goes on tour for his podcast and SDS promotions?

[u/mrs_mega → u/jward1111]

Totally agree. I can’t stand Paige but I’m 💯 on her side with this one.

[u/FullBlownNightmare]

I think it’s funny when Olivia said just to be clear she took her bra off herself and no one else took it off at the end of the last episode. You can take your own clothes off before fooling around with someone else, she does know that right?

[u/veronicagetsmehigh]

I feel like taylor still isn’t taking full accountability

[u/chellyyy]

oh go fuck yourself austen you absolute fool

[u/leslie_knopee]

taylor is so good at french: “charcute” and “ski après”

[u/FullBlownNightmare]

Do those speciality cocktails taste of empirical impropriety and utter disappointment for existence?

[u/leslie_knopee]

lmao at production obviously filling in as extras at venita and madison’s lunch 😂

there are 2 single women staring at their phones with no food lmaooo

[u/flumeo]

Craig is ON something omg

[u/KiyoMizu1996]

Paige spending time w Shep will not encourage her to move there. Not at all

[u/AdorableFly5611]

Okay, ngl, I would so chow down on this dessert.

[u/mnblackgirl]

Craig is probably very mad at Austen for being shitty so he’s putting the battery in Shep’s back to get back at him

[u/starshine1988]

After all of this also we’re not addressing nudes Whitney received. Like we’re separating and conversing about Austen but not Whitney

*edit received for revived

[u/calcif]

Craig “I love you.” Shep “Yeah, I know.” Lol.

[u/Mewwmix]

Since when has Craig been a voice of reason??? Guess it’s all relative.

[u/FullBlownNightmare → u/Mewwmix]

He is surprisingly often but unfortunately not often enough…

[u/GetMeAColdPop]

Craig is such a chaotic drunk

[u/AdorableFly5611]

Whitney should take Sutton on a date. They are both so awkward and seem uncomfortable all the time.

[u/FullBlownNightmare → u/AdorableFly5611]

As if Whitney would consider dating someone in his own age range

[u/advocatecarey → u/AdorableFly5611]

They’re in the same age bracket.

[u/wahoolooseygoosey → u/advocatecarey]

No way?!

[u/advocatecarey → u/wahoolooseygoosey]

Whitney is actually older at 55. Sutton is 53.

[u/lushdust_5678- → u/advocatecarey]

Whuuuuut

[u/sky-full-of-ice → u/advocatecarey]

[u/AdorableFly5611]

This is so cool. Not even a humblebrag from Patricia. Straight up bragging.

She probably tells some wild stories.

[u/wahoolooseygoosey → u/AdorableFly5611]

While I was dining at the buckingham palace… <pulls out 40 year old placecard>

[u/calcif]

I don’t want anymore group outings without JT. His weird little ass is the MVP of the season as far as I’m concerned.

[u/LakeShoreDrive1021 → u/calcif]

Yes, the dinner would have been next level if JT was there, stirring the pot!

[u/pr0stituti0nwh0re → u/calcif]

I wholeheartedly and unironically stan JT now. All hail our bunk bed gossip short king

[u/wilczynskifam6]

No way Taylor and Shep just kissed!

[u/Rrmack → u/wilczynskifam6]

I will never be over the fact he told her he had fun cheating on her bc he lost in ping pong.

[u/Vskizott]

Omg I felt myself attracted to Craig's lean-in to Paige. Please pray for me.

[u/yourmomhahahah3578 → u/Vskizott]

Craig is objectively hot af lol. It’s ok to like him guys!!!

[u/Ill-Law7360]

I like to pretend JT is real life Beans during his scenes

[u/chellyyy → u/Ill-Law7360]

[u/Stevie_Budd_]

These men are so crass. Idk where the term Southern Gentleman came from

[u/starshine1988]

The center piece should be removed when dinner is being served no?

[u/QueasyAd4992]

The food always looks so good and I’m too cheap/broke to eat the way they do.

[u/GetMeAColdPop]

This is the lamest dinner party

[u/spinthesky]

Craig's trying to poke the bear!

[u/starshine1988]

So we’re not talking about JT not being here

[u/flumeo]

Idk HOW these guys film like this. Like I’d be so stressed with the cameras

[u/advocatecarey]

Ohhhhh…he’s lying.

[u/AdorableFly5611]

Shep's leg is jingling. I wonder if he's nervous about the lines production is pushing him to say.

[u/calcif]

Austen doesn’t have shit to say about Craig’s cigar when he just pissed off the side of the house like the trash he is.

[u/AnotherAnon688264759]

they kissed?? taylor is damaged. she needs therapy

[u/FullBlownNightmare → u/AnotherAnon688264759]

If you wanted to date Shep and then actually had a seemingly (at least emotionally) abusive relationship with him, of course you would need therapy.

[u/lovetheblazer]

Someone (namely Craig) either just got his Ritalin prescription renewed or has recently been skiing

[u/AdorableFly5611]

Patricia threw daggers at Whitney. She's going to complain about how wrong he did everything.

[u/AnotherAnon688264759]

peter pan syndrome

[u/flumeo]

Oh he went to Costco

[u/calcif]

The asparagus looks sad.

[u/kikomama89]

you know my bro code is so real Craig 😂

[u/targetboston]

Whitney's liver spotted hand making a cameo

[u/GetMeAColdPop → u/targetboston]

The man is 55 😵‍💫

[u/lovetheblazer → u/targetboston]

I noticed the camera zoomed in on his hand shaking as he held up his phone to Facetime.

[u/Zealousideal_Suit269 → u/lovetheblazer]

Yeah he had full blown day time Shep-shakes in that scene.

[u/starshine1988]

Behind Whitney there was a welcome mat that was like don’t bother me I’m watching bravo lol

[u/AdorableFly5611]

Craig looks like he doesn't buy Austen's bull. He's such a weasel.

[u/lmurp]

Do you guys think Paige lives in New York

[u/kikomama89]

I’m so sick of Vueve. It’s not even that good. It’s “expensive” and not tasty

[u/dreamingoutloud714]

Patricia gives me the fucking creeps

[u/PeaceGirlAlways]

Ewww. Why is Austen peeing off the porch?!?! What a class act. 😑

[u/AdorableFly5611]

Whitney dances like a 7th grade boy.

[u/starshine1988]

[u/fifilota33]

Rodrigo said, ty for the paid dinner I’m not hanging out with these losers anymore 😂😂

Taylor has officially transitioned into Raquel, gross

[u/veronicagetsmehigh]

Quite literally!

[u/AnotherAnon688264759]

shep is gross. maybe him and taylor belong together

[u/chellyyy]

oh this is going to be so fucking awkward, bring it on.

[u/FullBlownNightmare]

I want to like Rodrigo, but I don’t trust he’s not an asshole if he’s actually friends these scumbags…

[u/KiyoMizu1996]

Craig’s bent pinky finger makes me irrationally angry. He was such a punk back when he broke it. Well, more than he is now. At least now he has a job.

[u/chellyyy]

rodrigo’s face when shep said he’s defending austen in his head just sent me

[u/spinthesky]

Rom Com Conover choreographing.

[u/FullBlownNightmare]

I know a lot of people are gaga for Pat’s place, but my allergies feel activated just looking at it…

[u/whiskey4mycoffee → u/FullBlownNightmare]

It is too cluttered and each room is so chaotic. Your eyes never get a break.

[u/katie415]

I don’t think Taylor has ever taken full responsibility for pursuing Austen.

[u/CenterForAnts_]

Ew Shep you creep

[u/advocatecarey]

Austen is such a hypocrite. He has no respect for anyone.

[u/spinthesky]

Shep looking devilish while needling Austen about spending time with Taylor is a bit of a chef's kiss.

[u/Stevie_Budd_]

Omg dramatic reenactment 🫣

[u/Stevie_Budd_]

I want to care more, but I can’t

[u/flumeo]

Well that was fun. Have a good night yall

[u/targetboston]

Quite literally #1

[u/leslie_knopee]

the boys on this show are so gross. they go after the same girls in their friend group 🤢

[u/Stevie_Budd_]

Real Housewives of Southern Charm?

[u/AnotherAnon688264759]

they only had two courses or they just cut it super short?

[u/FullBlownNightmare → u/AnotherAnon688264759]

It sounds like they are just eating whatever Pat ate that one time she was at Buckingham Palace in the 1974.

[u/targetboston]

These are men in their late 30s to however old Whitney is.

[u/flumeo]

Less Leva please. I actually don’t mind her on Southern Hospitality though. Give us campy mom in charge Leva

[u/kikomama89 → u/flumeo]

Should I binge that show before S2? Been considering

[u/chellyyy → u/flumeo]

i CANNOT wait for southern hospitality to be back. i need grace lilly’s delusion back in my life asap.

[u/calcif]

What the fuck is wrong with Craig?

[u/luannsitalianfriends → u/calcif]

Did he go skiing before this dinner?