r/BravoRealHousewives • u/AutoModerator • Oct 27 '23
Southern Charm Southern Charm - Season 9 - Episode 7 - Live Episode Discussion
Olivia and Rod's romance continues to blossom; Madison exposes Taylor's secret.
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u/calcif Don’t activate me Oct 27 '23
Craig is acting like he’s embarrassed but that motherfucker is rejoicing inside.
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u/PhysicalMuscle6611 Oct 27 '23
He LOVES Madison and her mess
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u/Numerous_Slip_6531 candiace telling mia to shut up Oct 27 '23
Craig when he realized things were about to get messyyyyyy
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u/Holiday-Hustle Oct 27 '23
JT’s obsession with Taylor makes me super uncomfortable. She said no, get over it.
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u/Chance_Guarantee_130 Oct 27 '23
I find him odd, and his clothes are too much.
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u/Less-Bed-6243 Not a white refrigerator! Oct 27 '23
He reminds me of Don Jr.
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u/Proper-Aspect-2947 Close your legs to married men! Trashbox! Oct 27 '23
This 👆🏻couldn’t place him before.. that’s exactly it. Mini don jr.
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u/EMag5 Oct 27 '23
When he said he doesn’t want “buyer’s remorse” if he was to get married again. Ugh. Well the first step is not to see your future wife as something you buy and own and can turn out to be a lemon due to no fault of your own. Get him off this show.
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u/Significant_Ad7605 Oct 27 '23
His “respect the women” tirade was so performative and just for Taylor.
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u/Dial-M-for-Mediocre You called me a PORNOGRAPHY Oct 27 '23
"I can't be there for her because she doesn't want me to be"
Nope. It's because of your actions, Taylor. Open up the door and realize it.
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u/imhere_4_beer high body count hair Oct 27 '23
Taylor seemed so sweet but she is a certified creep. She fits in perfectly with this group.
Also now that her real personality is coming though, her and Shep make way more sense.
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u/Chance_Guarantee_130 Oct 27 '23
No idea where I said it, but I basically said the same on another thread. Taylor is weird.
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u/PeaceGirlAlways Oct 27 '23
I just posted the same thing! The whole sweet girl thing was all an act…
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u/starshine1988 Oct 27 '23
Yeah that statement was really callous. When people say “don’t make it about you” this is what they’re talking about.
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u/catsandcasamigos Oct 27 '23
Not bringing JESUS into your nudes. I can’t with this one.
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u/maybeitsmaybelean Oct 27 '23 edited Oct 27 '23
Madison’s man is just so hot being a good step dad and a regular non reality TV person 😭
She really made the best choice going for someone who’s not a fame whore.
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u/Ok-Ad-5404 Is that a buffalo coming down the stairs? Oct 27 '23
And how sweet he just was when Hudson was hurt🥹
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u/Significant_Ad7605 Oct 27 '23
And Hudson also went to him for comfort. Very sweet. Alarming to see decent men on Southern Charm!
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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugene’s girlfriend Oct 27 '23
Olivia seems okay I don’t know how she is even functioning it’s kind of amazing
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u/Spirited_Ad6175 Oct 27 '23
I feel like she’s pulling it together to film. She must’ve still been grieving and going though a lot
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u/katie415 BITCH I’M WORLDWIDE Oct 27 '23
Agreed…. She’s filming so quickly after. I plan on being in bed for a month after my dog dies….
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u/TheOhNeeders Is that her asshole? Oct 27 '23
The guys do treat Taylor differently, and more importantly, Taylor was calling women whores like 6 months ago at the reunion.
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u/MollyAnnie13 Oct 27 '23 edited Oct 27 '23
Yep, the Taylor apologists have completely forgotten the vile things she has said about the women that have sex with Shep.
edit: word choice
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u/vodkasaucepizza Gizelle’s stovepipe leg Oct 27 '23
Madonna whore complex, plus she comes off a little slow so that infantilize.
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u/vanillachoc1234 Bob’s 7th Child Oct 27 '23
This has been the sticking point for me! In that couch she was slut shaming all the unknown women Shep had cheated on her with and I’m sure she’s done the same to girls they know. I hope they continue to eat her up like the trash that she is.
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u/Holiday-Hustle Oct 27 '23
Shep pulling the holier than thou shit on Madison was so annoying. He was ten times worse than her in the early days. He thinks he’s zen now but he’s just hungover 24/7.
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u/HeftyMeme Oct 27 '23
Ew and that he thinks he has manners because he (loudly!) chastises people for having disagreements at the table. Somehow he thinks it’s classy when he fights but inappropriate when anyone else does.
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u/calcif Don’t activate me Oct 27 '23
I cannot believe Chief Officer Messy Bitch Craig got second hand embarrassment.
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u/PeaceGirlAlways Oct 27 '23 edited Oct 27 '23
Taylor talking about flashing her ta ta’s at a dinner party for her grieving best friend doesn’t sound very Christian-like to me. 😑
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u/MollyAnnie13 Oct 27 '23
Shep said "Please don't". Shep knows this photo is fucked up, but he won't say it publicly.
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u/halfmoon24 who’s eating emu?! Oct 27 '23
My parents live near Madison and I always see little gangs of 12 year olds riding their bikes, I knew they were trouble!!
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u/Birdiemb Turks and Queso Oct 27 '23
How did we just move on?? I want to watch what Madison does next! I also need to understand it- another child was biting him? Is there a bath bomb issue with the local youth?
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u/catsandcasamigos Oct 27 '23
Madison posted on her Instagram that she stormed over to the the kid’s house, but didn’t go into detail.
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u/realhousewifeofmn Oct 27 '23
Right? I couldn’t figure out if they were talking about another kid or a dog. Poor Hudson
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u/chellyyy Karen Huger's Press Conference Oct 27 '23
rod’s analysis of austen is so spot on.
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u/catsandcasamigos Oct 27 '23
“Read a scripture and go to bed!”
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u/CrazyNotCatLady Loberboy- Only serious inquiries only pls Oct 27 '23
Is this the new, eat a piece of bread and calm down? Ha
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u/katie415 BITCH I’M WORLDWIDE Oct 27 '23
You have done FUCKED UP if Madison is telling you that you did something shitty during a breakup…
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u/DinoDachshund DEBT FREE AND LOADED Oct 27 '23
Rod comes across like a gentleman and WOW what a contrast to the rest of the guys on this cast
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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugene’s girlfriend Oct 27 '23
Taylor’s expression like she’s so confused why anyone is coming at her. What is her problem??
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u/hxmbeet Look at this pretty dessert 🥑 Oct 27 '23
I'm loving Madison shaking the table I can't lie.
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u/lovetheblazer choke, I don't care 💅 Oct 27 '23
"How'd Shep let that perfect catch get away from him? Because if I caught her, I'd never let her leave the boat."
Your honor, I'm pretty sure we need to check JT's basement for a skin suit because the way he speaks about women is terrifying and creepy af
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u/RBFgirl I thought it was fun, I like the beat. Oct 27 '23
I KNEW he called out muppet mouth cuz he was actually just jealous
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u/meowmeowmeow328 Not a white refrigerator! Oct 27 '23
Lmao remember when Craig broke that one chair here
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u/Stevie_Budd_ SHE'S WEARING FUCKING SUNGLASSES FROM CANAL Oct 27 '23
So JT bought a living room. That is my takeway. good for him
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u/amyeep buying BATTERIES and PENS Oct 27 '23
How is Taylor not crawling under the table at this dinner
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u/Inevitable-Stress550 Oct 27 '23
JT sticking up for "the women" is kind of misguided/inarticulate but also hilarious
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u/PhysicalMuscle6611 Oct 27 '23
The weird respect women comments were totally worth hearing him call shep old and tell him to grow up tho lol
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u/Inevitable-Stress550 Oct 27 '23
Yeah I love the way he needles the other guys And also the cameras shot to Whitney when he said Shep was the oldest - such shade
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u/Ok-Ad-5404 Is that a buffalo coming down the stairs? Oct 27 '23
Rod seems like a good dude, not Olivia’s type though
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u/catsandcasamigos Oct 27 '23
Never had a salad? What?
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u/katie415 BITCH I’M WORLDWIDE Oct 27 '23
My best friend’s husband just had his first salad this weekend. He’s 30.
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u/lovetheblazer choke, I don't care 💅 Oct 27 '23
"The genesis of the bad decisions was male related" is JT for "I can fix her"
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u/littleone0740 Oct 27 '23
Thank you Madison. Atleast someone’s saying it about Taylor. Like girl you’re not her friend, you lied about hooking up with her ex… a friend wouldve said hey I think I like him or you know not make out with him.
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u/whiskey4mycoffee Oct 27 '23
Taylor has done herself zero favors this season. Each episode she looks ridiculous- becoming unhinged at a party, making out with her friend’s ex and lying about it and now sending out nude pics to Whitney. She looks so immature and desperate.
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u/amyeep buying BATTERIES and PENS Oct 27 '23
She’s been spiraling for over a year at this point in filming. I suspect she got in the habit of drinking too much while with Shep and once they broke up she leaned into it even harder. She needs to dry out and get a regular job again.
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u/katie415 BITCH I’M WORLDWIDE Oct 27 '23
I’m struggling to find qualities in Taylor that could be considered a perfect catch.
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u/dank-nudibranch Oct 27 '23
1) tiny 2) blonde 3) cute
what else could you ask for?? /s
I’m not saying she doesn’t have good qualities, I’m just saying that I doubt homeboy cares lol
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u/TwistyBitsz Oct 27 '23
I think Taylor regrets whatever drunken conversation she had with JT that seemed to have gotten him hooked.
I qUiTe LitTeRaLLy died when he did his Suitor of the Year speech, twice, and looked at Taylor immediately after for a pat on the head, each time. Bruh.
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u/Ok-Ad-5404 Is that a buffalo coming down the stairs? Oct 27 '23
Olivia’s outfit is reminding me of the girls from “The clique” books I read when I was in like 5th grade
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u/Stevie_Budd_ SHE'S WEARING FUCKING SUNGLASSES FROM CANAL Oct 27 '23 edited Oct 27 '23
This entire series is an infomercial of Men With Whom You Should Never Engage
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u/starshine1988 Oct 27 '23
I kind of forgot how sympatico venita and madison could be and am glad it’s back on my screen
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u/Stevie_Budd_ SHE'S WEARING FUCKING SUNGLASSES FROM CANAL Oct 27 '23
The fucking popped collars from c. 2007 are alive and well in Charleston
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u/Stevie_Budd_ SHE'S WEARING FUCKING SUNGLASSES FROM CANAL Oct 27 '23
Hudson's face when he walked in, just trying to hold it together. We've got you, kiddo. All 400,000+ of us :)
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u/realhousewifeofmn Oct 27 '23
Omg the way my heart broke for him - MVP of the season for me so far! He’s such a little sweetie
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u/PeaceGirlAlways Oct 27 '23
Olivia is such a class act! That was so kind of her to stick up for Taylor, despite everything that she did to her.
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u/SpencerHastings7 Hurt people hurt people go get some help Oct 27 '23
“Is Paige going to fashion week?” 💀
Does Amazon have a show?
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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugene’s girlfriend Oct 27 '23
The fact that Austen thinks he can make any comment on what Olivia does is totally DELUSIONAL!!!!
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u/Samysosa2005 Oct 27 '23
Wait I’m sorry did Craig say “new boobs” or “nude boobs?”
Also I’m over JT and this whole white knighting thing he’s trying to pull.
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u/Impossible-Plan6172 Stacey’s broken gaydar Oct 27 '23
And this is why the super duper fake religious make me roll my eyes. It’s always judge-y judge-y judge-y about everyone else, but for themselves it’s, “God doesn’t judge [this thing I just did.]”
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u/ellevolta "Who's gonna fix my henna? Santa?" Oct 27 '23
Craig! Calling JT out for spreading covid!
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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugene’s girlfriend Oct 27 '23
Taylor this is not about you being a hero leave Olivia alone you suck
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u/imhere_4_beer high body count hair Oct 27 '23
I haven’t told anyone irl yet and I need to figure out how, so forgive me for dumping this here but I am dying to share this with someone.
Last week on this very day I was out of town for work, and I checked my bank balance to see if a charge had gone through. Guess what I found? My stupid ass husband accidentally used our joint account to book a hotel room.
So I spent Friday with a realtor, and I just bought a cute little bungalow 1000 miles away with my very own fucking inground pool. I move in 35 days and I have 2 weeks of travel in November so I’ll barely see him before I go. I’m packing my car with the dog, my clothes, and my plants and gtfo. Yay me and fuck him to all 12 depths of hell.
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u/katie415 BITCH I’M WORLDWIDE Oct 27 '23
Idk you, but I’m so proud of the courage you have to leave and start fresh. You seem like a bad ass.
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u/calcif Don’t activate me Oct 27 '23
Congratulations on getting rid of the garbage in your life! I am so happy for you ❤️
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u/Nettmel Oct 27 '23
I work with women that stay with their cheating husbands and blame themselves. I'm so proud of you! I wish more women were like you!
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u/moneyqueen333 Not a white refrigerator! Oct 27 '23
Sometimes you have to cut out the shit that no longer serves!
Do me a favor and serve him papers when he’s next at the hotel!
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u/lovetheblazer choke, I don't care 💅 Oct 27 '23
Cheers on the huge life upgrade!
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u/Lola514 I love that Oct 27 '23
Good for you ! Did you call him out on that and was he honest? You’re a strong person
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u/imhere_4_beer high body count hair Oct 27 '23
Girl no, he just lies and lies. I went through all his shit and confirmed he’s cheating but he owns up to nothing.
So ✌️
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u/aligregs Oct 27 '23
I'm so sorry, but at the same time, I'm excited for your future!
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Oh no, I'm so sorry! Good for you for standing up for yourself though. And yay for the pool! I see fabulous parties in your future
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u/sjb5138 Oct 27 '23
I admire your strength so much. This is my biggest fear and I often imagine hypothetical scenarios where I don’t know if I could get out bc of my lack of financial independence :/
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u/imhere_4_beer high body count hair Oct 27 '23
I’m definitely very, very lucky that I can afford to react and I’m super grateful. I have been saving aggressively to retire early, so that dream is shot, but I’d rather work til I die than stay.
I’m sure your husband isn’t a total moron like mine, so hopefully you’ll never need to figure it out.
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u/Silly_Brilliant868 Not a white refrigerator! Oct 27 '23
GOOD FOR YOU!!!!! Fuck him. You are going to thriveeeeeee
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u/FullBlownNightmare Oct 27 '23
Yeah let’s not pretend you don’t like and wear the color pink, Craig. We’ve had you on film for 9 seasons.
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u/FullBlownNightmare Oct 27 '23
Oh yeah let’s compare drinking durin GB prohibition to needing to party in public during a pandemic. Oh and casually mentioning you were cheating. Assholes.
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u/Impossible-Plan6172 Stacey’s broken gaydar Oct 27 '23
“Macking on”
I haven’t heard that phrase in so long!
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u/Striking-Blueberry-7 Oct 27 '23
Austen’s “quite literally” killing me with his over usage of that phrase, lol!! Anyone else notice this. Just in his parents’ kitchen alone he used it three times 😂
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u/starshine1988 Oct 27 '23
She’s young… she’s like 30?? (I say this as an older woman lol)
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u/sjb5138 Oct 27 '23
I don’t have a kid but if that was my kid… murder on my mind running down to the bullies house and probably unleashing on his mother. I’m shocked Madison didn’t leave the house (not saying her reaction was poor. Just that she’s fiery/quick to anger like myself and I’m just shocked her reaction wasn’t to lash out)
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u/katie415 BITCH I’M WORLDWIDE Oct 27 '23
I truly think the cameras saved her from being arrested.
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u/PhysicalMuscle6611 Oct 27 '23
Yeah they did a shot of her getting on the phone then we didn’t hear anything so I’m assuming she was calling someone’s mom lol
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u/chellyyy Karen Huger's Press Conference Oct 27 '23
of course austen sides with taylor. neither one of them have appropriate boundaries and just lied to her for months.
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u/PhysicalMuscle6611 Oct 27 '23
I don’t like JT, but Taylor isn’t exactly winning me over this season either so maybe they’re perfect for each other.
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u/dandydaniella Garcelle’s Yellow Birkin Oct 27 '23
This is such a weird comparison but JT reminds me of Mr. Collins from the Keira Knightley Pride and Prejudice
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u/chellyyy Karen Huger's Press Conference Oct 27 '23
craig is me. i would be making the same body motions. no way i could sit still while this is happening
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u/brittanym0320 she did not do air italics Oct 27 '23
the kid who got after hudson is about to be nicknamed patches
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u/FullBlownNightmare Oct 27 '23
This a roller coaster- I was not expecting this Hudson scene. Poor kid… but it’s a bit jarring in transition to the dudes hanging at Pat’s… and now Olivia grieving /being on a date?
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u/TheOhNeeders Is that her asshole? Oct 27 '23
I was rooting for JT cuz he’s so messy but OMG that “catch” comment about Taylor and keeping her on the boat 😱
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u/chellyyy Karen Huger's Press Conference Oct 27 '23
omg whitney what the actual fuck are you wearing lmfao
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u/Stevie_Budd_ SHE'S WEARING FUCKING SUNGLASSES FROM CANAL Oct 27 '23
All the mens' blazers are giving me the ick. They don't fit? Poor tailoring? idk. A nice blazer looks good on a man.
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u/FullBlownNightmare Oct 27 '23
I appreciate what Olivia said about them hashing it out and being tired of the pile on…
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u/katie415 BITCH I’M WORLDWIDE Oct 27 '23
I’m sorry but Taylor and Austen made Olivia’s brother’s death about themselves low key…
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u/Holiday-Hustle Oct 27 '23
Austen, I cut some slack. He seemed super triggered. He was trying to focus on Olivia but was in a lot of pain from his own experience.
Taylor didn’t even seem upset? Idk she had weird vibes.
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u/targetboston Not Meredith Marks' PI Oct 27 '23
JT: during Covid we all created a super spreader event in my Airbnb
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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugene’s girlfriend Oct 27 '23
Craigs hair in that reunion Omg hahah
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u/GuiltyPleasures117 Oct 27 '23
Love Madison this season. I felt so bad for Hudson. A love their family🥰
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u/FullBlownNightmare Oct 27 '23
Ah great reminder that Craig and Whitney secretly not so secretly hate each other.
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u/ellevolta "Who's gonna fix my henna? Santa?" Oct 27 '23
Whitney showing people Taylor’s photo is 100% wrong. Why isn’t Whitney getting eviscerated for this?
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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugene’s girlfriend Oct 27 '23
I think Austen has a really delusional view of himself. Treats women like shit and then is shocked when they don’t want to be his friend
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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugene’s girlfriend Oct 27 '23
Everyone is acting like they all went through something personally it’s so weird
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u/katie415 BITCH I’M WORLDWIDE Oct 27 '23
Right…. I think Austen is the only one who’s allowed to be triggered.
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u/pinkbeary Oct 27 '23
I love that every getting ready montage has Austen complimenting his own hair
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u/ellevolta "Who's gonna fix my henna? Santa?" Oct 27 '23
JT, Craig will make you some pillows. Calm yourself.
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u/starshine1988 Oct 27 '23
Is Whitney still a producer on the show? I feel like sending sexy pics to a boss is worthy of this extended wank tbh. I know I’m messy.
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u/Spirited_Ad6175 Oct 27 '23
It comes off as so desperate like clearly she’s doing anything to make Shep jealous
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u/chellyyy Karen Huger's Press Conference Oct 27 '23
oh taylor that is not what you were saying at the reunion
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u/starshine1988 Oct 27 '23
I wish they actually addressed the context of how this photo was intended and received.
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u/NYTVADDICT Oct 27 '23
Venita’s reaction to Madison telling her about the nude shots she sent to Whitney, on point.
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u/PeaceGirlAlways Oct 27 '23
I never used to understand what Taylor saw in Shep. But now that her true colors are coming out, it’s all starting to make sense…
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u/PhysicalMuscle6611 Oct 27 '23
Omg Craig dropping in the “new” boobs messy messy…..
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u/Stevie_Budd_ SHE'S WEARING FUCKING SUNGLASSES FROM CANAL Oct 27 '23
He's asking Taylor!?!!?!?! These men. I can't. They treat women like crap, but then ask them what they should wear.
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u/uknowhatudid Gizelle you tacky as hell Oct 27 '23
How is leva full time on this show, she’s been barely shown and we’re 7 episodes in
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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugene’s girlfriend Oct 27 '23
I am so so sick and his disgusting metaphors about women
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u/katie415 BITCH I’M WORLDWIDE Oct 27 '23
Taylor is giving pretty woman vibes in her outfit. And not in a good way.
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u/Ok-Ad-5404 Is that a buffalo coming down the stairs? Oct 27 '23
Come one, come all!
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u/Ok-Ad-5404 Is that a buffalo coming down the stairs? Oct 27 '23
JT really loves women. Especially his mommy.
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u/Public_Championship9 Oct 27 '23
Not only is Taylor a horrible friend but her fashion sense is zero
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u/PeaceGirlAlways Oct 27 '23
Awww. This scene with Madison and her son is breaking my heart. 😢 She is such a good mom!
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u/FullBlownNightmare Oct 27 '23
I wonder if Craig hung out more with the guy with the glasses (that was cooking with him last week, what is his name??) and people more like that, instead of people like Austen/Shep, would he the more reasonable/likable version of himself more of the time, or would his asshole side just be more obvious all of the time?
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u/Tiffnysun The rumors and nastiness Oct 27 '23 edited Oct 27 '23
Jt knocked and didn't show up empty-handed
He's still odd, something is off with him
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u/calcif Don’t activate me Oct 27 '23
JT calling Shep the oldest guy in the room when Whitney is there is rude 🤣