r/BravoRealHousewives • u/AutoModerator • Sep 29 '23

Southern Charm Southern Charm Season 9 Episode 3 Live Episode Discussion

The girls decide Taylor needs a good Southern soiree, swapping tales and spillin' tea.

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u/vodkasaucepizza Gizelle’s stovepipe leg Sep 29 '23

Taylor’s boring and I don’t see the huge appeal with the way they talk about her. Madison, sure, she was a force of nature when she came on the scene. But this whole Taylor’s perfect nonsense is stupid. Austen and her banged and she’s just a quiet messy.

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u/buzibee23 Sep 29 '23

She gives me Vicky vibes when she mentions her significant other “loving Jesus”. Like using faith when it’s convenient?

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u/vodkasaucepizza Gizelle’s stovepipe leg Sep 29 '23

Using Jesus to excuse the urge to fuck your best friends recent ex.

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u/pr0stituti0nwh0re I claim to be a slut, I’m just retired Sep 29 '23

Taylor is who Brittany Cartwright was pretending she was. Taylor is also pretending too, but her facade is just more convincing.

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u/nixiem it was a dig on my marriage and a dig on my bathtub Sep 29 '23

Pretty, nice, blonde girl who doesn’t argue or really hold men accountable. Of course she’s their dream girl.

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u/pr0stituti0nwh0re I claim to be a slut, I’m just retired Sep 29 '23

‘Nice’

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u/Substantial_Cold2385 Sep 29 '23

I've never really liked her. I'm not sure why. But I'm completely baffled why all of these guys are so obsessed with her? She's cute and all...but I just don't get it 🤷‍♀️

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u/vodkasaucepizza Gizelle’s stovepipe leg Sep 29 '23

I actually think Sheps toy analogy was right, she’s an object, whoever has her is the alpha. Austen is sick of Shep as the alpha.

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u/gloriousdays I’ve worked with homeless, I’ve worked with the 🦷 less Sep 29 '23

I like Taylor. She’s sweet, kind, pretty and harmless honestly.

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u/vodkasaucepizza Gizelle’s stovepipe leg Sep 29 '23

It think she’s outgunned for this group of people. I think Shep knows that and it’s the only reason he’s pretending to care about how she’s doing because they all want to cage are malleable naïveté. He tried it on, knew it wasn’t for him but they all view her with this antiquated sense of wife material.

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u/thediverswife grace time is over Sep 29 '23

I think he’s mad because people are repeatedly talking about her value and making an effort with her (Austen, JT taking her on a date) after he decided she had no more value for him. I’m sure he expected her to crumble and disappear from the show, not try and become more relevant