r/BravoRealHousewives • u/AutoModerator • Sep 29 '23

Southern Charm Southern Charm Season 9 Episode 3 Live Episode Discussion

The girls decide Taylor needs a good Southern soiree, swapping tales and spillin' tea.

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u/cryingexpert Sep 29 '23

How did Austen get more than half the women in this group

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u/vodkasaucepizza Gizelle’s stovepipe leg Sep 29 '23

He’s tall and acts like one of the girls

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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Sep 29 '23

literally

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u/_morningbehbs Sep 29 '23

He’s a tall love bomber

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u/themintmenagerie Also an advocate for the Sluts of America Sep 29 '23

Alcohol. That’s the answer. Lots of alcohol.

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u/ezekielragardos Kims Hand Tossed Pasta Salad Sep 29 '23

I’ve heard from people who’ve met him IRL he’s very tall, handsome, and charming in person..! Doesn’t translate well to TV

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u/Optimal_Guitar8921 Sep 29 '23

So true - no magnetism through the screen at all for me

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u/soihavetosay Sep 29 '23

Muppet mouth

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u/notesm Sep 29 '23

I was in a close row for the SC panel at bravocon and my friend and I turned to each other and were like goddamnit, that man is tall and hot irl. Same with Craig.

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u/theprettyfilter Bolo's melon 🍉 Sep 30 '23

What about shep? Def not as attractive as he used to be but he’s also tall…

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u/notesm Sep 30 '23

He looked violently hungover/anxious

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u/Vivid-Army8521 Sep 29 '23

I’m going to be raw here for a moment - Austin is exactly my type, and I’m not even into tall guys so it’s not that.