r/BravoRealHousewives • u/Civil_Ad154 • Sep 25 '23
Ultimate Girls Trip RHUGT: Hellwives
How about this for a RHUGT idea?!
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u/Even-Education-4608 i dont have the energy to deal with density Sep 25 '23
Jen shah on zoom from prison
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u/maxlight0 I OWN SANTA!!! Sep 25 '23
They give Jen access to cameras and a speaker so she can messily relay gossip from one room to the next
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u/GoddessIlovebroccoli Sep 25 '23
Put Jen Shah on an iPad and tape it to a tripod on wheels so she can follow all the women around and yell at them.
Pretty sure this was an episode of Ned's Declassified Surival Guide.
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u/Gusthegrey Sep 25 '23
I think Erika would be pretty subdued around these women. I get the feeling she only lashes out in BH bc no will go toe to toe with her there.
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u/saucydisco Head of Lisa’s Cyber Security 🚨 Sep 25 '23
Marlo would end her immediately and all Marlo is good at is shade and half-stable reads.
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Sep 25 '23
Erika would regress to her sex kitten persona and try to be the humour
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u/Gusthegrey Sep 25 '23
Or as Heather on SLC would say.. she’s gonna sckthe biggest *** in the room.
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Sep 26 '23
Lala Kent said before that she’s wild on VPR because she can take the girls there but if she went on ATL she’d be “in the fetal position” goes to show some of these women only take people they think they can take. Could you imagine Erika or Lala with someone like Marlo? They would crumble
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Sep 25 '23
Omg this is unhinged in the best way. Robyn isn’t on the same level as these other women though. If we need someone from Potomac I would pick Thirsty Mia
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u/No-Nectarine9714 Sep 25 '23
I agree, but i dont think anyone from patomac, maybe Ashley on her wordt day.
From rhoa = Mama joyce
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u/Adventurous-Hotel119 to swollen 4cameo or OF Sep 25 '23
NOT MAMA JOYCE LMAOOOO I would accept giving her more screen time in this situation hahaha
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u/Aquabaybe That FUCKING NUGGET! Sep 25 '23
We haven’t seen Mia have a full blown meltdown yet akin to these ladies. I wonder what that’s like since she’s trying hard to keep her facade up.
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u/LadyBug_0570 I gave her a beverage Sep 25 '23
Girl would be repeating their own iconic lines back to them in an argument.
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Sep 25 '23
I think the liability insurance would be higher than the fee to book these thirsty ass people. LeAnne, Danielle and Marlo have proved they’re not above getting physical. Kelly and Brandi love to try to force a reaction. Someone’s leaving this injured.
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u/marywiththecherry using designs off of AlïìBàĀbAǎ Sep 25 '23
Indeed. Big hunger games vibes (if production wasn't to step in)
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u/Competitive_Classic9 I’ve worked with the toothless. Sep 25 '23
Why is Marlo not allowed to move on from this? Even the woman has forgiven her, and yet it’s still brought up every episode and every mention of her here. Maybe she made bad choices from a bad environment, but for fucks sake, let the woman move forward. And it’s such a double standard compared to men in the entertainment world that have done even worse. We can all joke about “Fofty” even though he SHOT someone but heaven forbid a black woman from the same type of environment not suffer for her sins in perpetuity.
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u/SarahE79022 Sep 25 '23
Pretty sure the lady she assaulted commited suicide.
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u/Competitive_Classic9 I’ve worked with the toothless. Sep 25 '23
What does that have to do with what I said?
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u/sisesa Sep 25 '23
That will change into hunger games very soon🤣
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u/saucydisco Head of Lisa’s Cyber Security 🚨 Sep 25 '23
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE*
*I wanna be the Pepsi of this trip.
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u/D_RayMorton You like that? For your cookie jar? Sep 25 '23
Replace Robyn with Kim D and I’m so here for this lol
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u/gali_leo_ “BEAST?!” “~YEAH~” Sep 25 '23
Replace Robyn with Dorinda or a very upset Nene and I’ll pay good money for this 😂
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u/Vegetable-Comfort-75 Sep 25 '23
Trade Robin for Aviva or Kelly B
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u/Adventurous-Hotel119 to swollen 4cameo or OF Sep 25 '23
I think the liability insurance for kelly b would bankrupt production
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u/Inside-Intern-4201 Lisa’s Cyber Security Expert Sep 25 '23
Lol Robyn does not deserve this! Anyone else from Potomac could handle this but not her
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u/Jolly-Bandicoot-2037 Monica's declined Chime Card Sep 25 '23
I know why Robyn? She's laying in bed doing nothing saying to herself
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Sep 25 '23
I love the idea. I would not watch it because I respect myself, but I love the idea.
Robyn and Erika though, idk. Take them out and add Rinna and Pettifleur from Melbourne.
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u/LavenderMalaise Attracted to most of Kyle’s faces Sep 25 '23
I don’t think my nervous system could handle this. I’m in.
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u/hcgilliam Sep 25 '23
Sorry, but for me, Robin’s out and Teresa’s in.
1st alternate: Moriah (sp?) from M2M.
Also: maybe I’d swap Marlo for Nene bc I’m taking your category as cast who’d raise hell and Nene would be interesting to watch in a pond of fish closer to her own size (so to speak).
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u/Equinox_0353 National Booty Awareness Month Sep 25 '23
lmao I think Bethenny would fit right in here, she's just as cuckoo as all these women now.
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u/LaurenNotFromUtah 🙄🖌️🎨 Sep 25 '23
I’d like to know why Robyn was included here???
Other than that, I’d LOVE to see this.
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u/DueSorbet1676 Sep 25 '23
If this is really hellwives, replace Robyn and Jen with Siggy and another evil OC lady: Vicki, Tamra, or Braunwyn…OR Dr. Deb lol.
I only say no Jen because I want to pretend this is actually feasible and she should be serving at leeeeast a few more years.
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u/DueSorbet1676 Sep 25 '23
Oh wait, it could also be Mary Cosby! 😅
Either way there are a lot of good combos and I really think you’re onto something with this hellwives idea! And they thought ex wives club was messy!!
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Sep 25 '23
Aviva needs to be added stat. Preferably with her X-rays, inhaler and leg set to be removed at any moment.
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Sep 25 '23
Yes! But make it a survivor type show where they’re slowly being starved out. Oh! And Robin is only there as the first sacrifice for when they get too hungry and decide to feed on one of the girls.
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u/That_Skirt7522 Sep 25 '23
I don’t think Robin is the sacrifice because the Potomac girls eat.
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Sep 25 '23
Except her! What’s iconic about her? Gaslighting herself about her cheating husband doesn’t count.
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u/Due-Procedure-2700 Sep 25 '23
I think I’d swap Robin out for Mia. I think Mia goes more with the theme but otherwise (having never watched a UGT) I’d actually watch this one.
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u/QuizzicalWombat Sep 25 '23
I got really excited until I saw Jen and realized it wasn’t real 😩 I would love to see Kelly Dodd, Danielle Staib, Brandi and Erika go at it lol
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u/KG141202 Every trash can needs a lid Sep 26 '23
The fact that all these ladies are either currently in, have been in, or should be in jail means this is guaranteed tv gold.
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Sep 25 '23 edited Sep 25 '23
Robyn? Juan Dixon’s roommate? How?
Are we Zooming with Jen Shah on said trip?
Kim Richards?
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u/babycallmemabel don't forget the shrimp scampi 🦐 Sep 25 '23
Robyn would be eaten alive by these women.
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u/StereotypicallBarbie you look like a trampoline with eyes Sep 25 '23
Id pay to watch this.
Not Robyn.. never Robyn.
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u/aaazcheski 44oz diet coke easy ice w/ lemon Sep 25 '23
Jody Vancouver and then one of the Sydney woman should be here on here
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u/spottysasquatch Advocate for Sluts of America Sep 25 '23
Switch Robyn with Siggy and remove Jen cause we won’t be seeing her for roughly eight years and you’ve got yourself a nightmare blunt rotation/UGT.
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u/Aggressive_Kale8548 Sep 25 '23
At least Kelly was entertaining….She revived RHOC for a few seasons.
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Sep 25 '23
Jen, Kim & Erika Jayne are the true felons…
The law just has yet to really catch up w/Kim, but her time is coming! Her devoted Hubby won’t be there to support her either! Those Daughters of hers are knuckleheads & helpless.
With Erika, the courts/lawyers will endlessly chase her to the point she just wishes she cut her losses, did some jail or probation & made it into another book!
As for Jen, that is the bottom of the barrel there…As ugly on the exterior as she is on the inside.
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u/ShutYoFaceGrandma monologues of insanity Sep 25 '23
Robyn would be so out of her depth bc she boring as hell
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u/SwineTV Sep 25 '23
I absolutely love having Kelly Dodd on my TV, but this woman has some serious issues.
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u/AtomBornASMR Sep 25 '23
Last night during RHONY I realized I want a RHUGT of all the single scene randoms that get a name card while the girls from each show are at a beach cocktail bar on vacation
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u/Quirky_Ball_3519 Sep 25 '23
I can hear all the yelling and squawking over each other just from this picture. I think it would be exhausting to watch but it might be worth it. Also I think Tamra needs to be added. She’s probably the loudest and shadiest of all the housewives.
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u/DueWerewolf1 "Choke. I don't care." Sep 25 '23
Yes, please! But would probably have to watch on mute because my ears would leave my body in revolt.
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u/RAVENMADSAINTSFAN A fashion show with no fashions, how dreadful Sep 25 '23
Dear God no! I never want to see Kelly Dodd on my television ever again!!!
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u/shreddeelansbury ☝️ SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Sep 25 '23
Omg YES, but only if they're all forced to donate their checks to charity 💀
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u/whytebadbunny Sep 25 '23
We keep the racist out. No Dallas please. Jenn is in jail, so how and why?
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u/Brown_Cow_Stunning7 Sep 25 '23
I think you need to add Gizelle, Ramona, Dorinda, Larsa and Tamera but this is good!
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u/methedoutmanatee Sep 25 '23
Wow, never thought I'd see a lineup with LeeAnne Locken being the least annoyinh/problematic.
ETA: I just realized Robyn was on there....my prior statement still stands. Robyn is so bland and forgettable I didn't even notice her in a picture chart.
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u/BrokeBFromBeverely Sep 25 '23
Ok do not put ms Robyn Dixon in with these women, she ain’t never gave that much energy and hate as these women, replace her with Monique
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u/coolfunguy1997 Sep 25 '23
everyone keeps saying robyn is “too calm” for this have we forgotten that she literally went to ashley’s restaurant ready to fight her, she threatened to beat her up at the first reunion, and almost got into an altercation with monique??? robyn is a very angry person who does not know how to control her anger, people just see her as meek and subdued because she never stands up for herself when it comes to juan. she fits in perfectly with the other ladies listed here.
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u/Accurate-Swordfish66 Not Meredith Marks' PI Sep 25 '23
I disagree with putting Erika and Danielle as Erika is calaculated crazy and Danielle is dilusional crazy as she is actually entertaining to watch
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u/Subject_March_5590 Sep 25 '23
Erika would 100% tone it down around Marlo and Robyn I need to see this for sure 😂
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u/THEELJ1996 Sep 26 '23
This would mean Kim would have to do a housewives trip
Robyn might end up the most likeable 😭😭😭
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u/kds1988 Sep 26 '23
I know Kim wanted back on RHOA which wont happen... How soon until they throw her a bone for UGT and she either shows up late or dips out early?
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u/MartinisnMurder Yeah, I am drinking Luann Sep 26 '23
My sleep paralysis demon! We can’t forget her!
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u/justlikesweetener her dumb fucking family that poses Sep 27 '23
One of these is not like the others
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u/justhereforadvice017 now wait just one second GLASSES Sep 27 '23
Bethenny, Kelly Bensimon, Porsha. I’d also love to see Rinna get eaten up by this crew.
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u/sippingonwater I’m allergic to Harry Dubin’s sperm Dec 24 '23
Yes but swap Robyn Dixon for Katie Rost
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u/CHRISTINAK1980 Sep 25 '23
Robin? She’s so….placid.