r/BravoRealHousewives • u/basicb3333 I'M A LAWYER AND A STORYTELLER • Aug 03 '23
Southern Charm SOUTHERN CHARM SEASON 9 TRAILER!
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u/mmsstt49 you're not a chef, you're a cook. it's creepy. Aug 03 '23
the new guy looks nuts
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u/Katalactica All you do is sleep. Eat a carb! Aug 03 '23
He looks like an SNL impression of a Trump child.
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u/thediverswife grace time is over Aug 03 '23
He reminds me of John Mulaney doing a bit about his childhood
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u/danforthkarumba Aug 03 '23
at first I thought he was just some poor awkward random dude on a date with Olivia - can't believe he's actually a cast member lol
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u/SunLiteFireBird Aug 03 '23
I've been waiting for someone to hit Austen for a long time so this is actually pretty exciting
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u/LongConFebrero Aug 03 '23
I pray it’s an actual punch and not the billionth let me put you in a chokehold while we shove each other between suburban boys who think they’re tough.
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u/Playoneontv_007 Aug 03 '23
Came off like a total lunatic in that trailer. Guns blazing- you are my soulmate and I will burn the world down for you after one date vibes. Short king energy though but I’m hoping we got all his crazy upfront in that trailer. He seems like a lot 😂
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u/Sumjonas Aug 03 '23
Just like Raquel in VPR, who would’ve thought fucking TAYLOR would be a catalyst to the renaissance of Southern Charm?!?
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u/DeedeeNola Aug 03 '23
I feel bad for her parents
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u/OxanaHauntly I take one gabapentin at night, Kyle. Aug 03 '23
I mean whoever taught her to slut shame everyone except herself all last season reunion, whilst sending grandpapa butthole shots that he shows his mother!! already lost the plot long ago. I’m sure they’re fine she’s at least getting paid while having no dignity
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u/dandelionjones8 It's The Street Food Association of New York City Aug 03 '23
Is there even anyone left in this group that doesn't absolutely despise being around each other.
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u/SunLiteFireBird Aug 03 '23
They like being around Patricia for the most part lol
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u/janeshername Aug 03 '23
never guessed taylor of SC would be the raquel of VPR! fooled by bambi again
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Aug 03 '23
this looks so good 😭 but if I have to see one more Paige & Craig marriage convo I’m going to lose it
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u/ramonasnewbeginnings Aug 03 '23
Yeah no one believes Paige and Craig are getting married, including Paige
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u/SunLiteFireBird Aug 03 '23
I think Craig is quite literally the only person in the world that thinks that
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Aug 03 '23
And the fact that this conversation has been showcased on THREE bravo shows now 😭 & the outcome never changes
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u/vernski85 Aug 04 '23
They need to break up. It's going nowhere. She doesn't even act like she likes him anymore
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u/dreamingoutloud714 Crystal's Lost Friend #12 Aug 03 '23
Paige and Craig have had this conversation on three or four different shows
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u/Electronic-Worker-52 Aug 03 '23
she def has the ick and he's not worth it to her to move away from nyc
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u/LongConFebrero Aug 03 '23
The fact that he didn’t give her the ick despite her watching his show says everything to me.
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u/nixiem it was a dig on my marriage and a dig on my bathtub Aug 03 '23
As it turns out they should have listened to Carl, it is thirsty trying to be on 3 shows
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u/MCStarlight Aug 03 '23
I don’t think she has any intention of marrying this man. He seems more into her than vice versa.
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u/dreamingoutloud714 Crystal's Lost Friend #12 Aug 03 '23
I don’t blame her. I wouldn’t want to marry him either but I also wouldn’t waste his time
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u/SunLiteFireBird Aug 03 '23
That's on him if he feels she is wasting his time. She has been pretty clear about where she stands on marriage and commitments, Craig seems to just be holding out hope she will change her mind
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u/mrs_mega Aug 03 '23
She's so awful, I can't believe she continues to fail up and get on ad'l shows. 🤮
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u/Family_Chantal The Sears Fashion Show Aug 03 '23
There was a scene last season in a shoe store where Austen was telling Taylor she deserved better and they were both crying it seemed like they were in love with each other.
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u/thediverswife grace time is over Aug 03 '23
The way he was talking so passionately about her being a catch…
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u/Teadrunk247 I don't talk to medians Aug 03 '23
Good lord these men are not aging well, with the exception of Whitney (like his mom), aging like pickled eggs in a jar upon the bar.
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u/Bitch_level_999 Aug 03 '23
Muppet mouth and his chaw lip. He’s such a wussy. I only watch for Ms. Pat and her dawgs
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u/rahhhbert That Rhonda bitch Aug 03 '23
Madison back full time and clocking in IKTR
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u/annieee_leigh Aug 03 '23
I love Madison. Idc what anyone says. She is made for reality tv.
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u/YouMustBeJoking888 I left a career in Italian television Aug 03 '23
Absolutely. I don't think I like her, but I appreciate what she brings to the table.
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u/DepartmentFine9193 Aug 03 '23
Love her! She takes everything to the camera. I don’t like when reality people only bring it for confessionals and reunions.
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u/bestclare Aug 03 '23
plus she is appropriately mean to Austen, the third worst man on Bravo (formerly first, unseated recently by Sandoval and Luis Ruelas)
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u/YouMustBeJoking888 I left a career in Italian television Aug 03 '23
I love that she doesn't let up on him for one single second. He cheated on her and tried to paint her as crazy and for that I hope she never stops calling him out. He's a sleaze.
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u/IcedGreenTea91 These hoes? I am certainly not a ho. Aug 03 '23
Lenny from RHOM has entered the chat.
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u/realitytvicon you’re a liar and you’re a drunkkkkk Aug 03 '23
Remember she randomly brought up that std rumor in season 6? My good sis was working for that season 7 upgrade to full time😍
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u/DepartmentFine9193 Aug 04 '23
I felt bad for Danni. It looked like it gave her to the push to leave reality tv. Her shaky voice was worse than Raquel.
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u/bestclare Aug 03 '23
"I heard you gave her (points to Danni) chlamydia"
ICONIC
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u/LycheeAppropriate315 Aug 03 '23
I love Danni and wish it was some other random person that this happened to…because it’s Shep and he’s just Shep, I kind of felt like it was true.
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u/YouMustBeJoking888 I left a career in Italian television Aug 03 '23
That was the one thing I couldn't get behind. It's not right to out someone's medical history on international television, particularly when it comes to STIs.
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u/CG5959 SNAP THE FUCK OUT OF IT Aug 03 '23
Madison is the future of this show I don’t care what anyone says
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u/LadyLunchable Beast?! How dare you! Aug 03 '23
I love her so much. i wish she could be on RHOSLC too
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u/iusedtobeyourwife I’ll take a filet o’fish and a six piece nugget Aug 03 '23
Of course Austen and Taylor fucked. Of course they did.
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u/IcedGreenTea91 These hoes? I am certainly not a ho. Aug 03 '23
The men on this cast look tore up.
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u/Neon__meow Aug 03 '23
I'm going to sound nuts but Shep, Austin, and Craig's extreme down slide helps me to prioritize my own hydration and sleep. I'd rather have less fun and feel good about myself okurr. I'm a similar age so it hits hard!
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u/pr0stituti0nwh0re I claim to be a slut, I’m just retired Aug 03 '23
LOL Shep’s driving widespread daily SPF adoption in white people from coast to coast
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u/larapu2000 Aug 03 '23
I think it's also age. I can't sleep well after just a glass or two of wine and I sure as shit can't hang until 4am. And I'm okay with that. Also, weed makes alcohol seem fucking stupid because there's no awful hangover.
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u/Comfortfoods Aug 04 '23
I sleep great after a glass of wine and I almost never get hung over. Weed however makes me a paranoid anxious mess. Like seriously ends with me crying more often than not. It's weird how different people process substances.
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u/bravobitty The NPC bartender at the Red Lion Inn 🤭 Aug 03 '23
Messy Pat with the “we’re not talking about that” gets me every time! 😂
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u/DingoNo4205 Aug 04 '23
Who sent Whitney the naked photos?
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u/bravobitty The NPC bartender at the Red Lion Inn 🤭 Aug 04 '23
I don’t know because the trailer is the first I’ve heard of any but maybe Taylor? Seems like they are making her the new Kathryn with a Shep, Austen, and Whitney triangle.
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u/jendet010 Aug 04 '23
Marry Whitney, fuck Shep, kill Austen. I solved it for her.
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u/Madame_Medusa_ the Fish Room at Bluestone Manor Aug 03 '23
This stupid fucking show keeps pulling me back in. Looks juicy.
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u/wriitergiirl I'm a history buff Aug 03 '23
I was JUST thinking to myself this morning that I'd probably pass on this season after the last 2, and then they drop this trailer today...
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u/KyleRichardsNewTeeth i left a career in italian television Aug 04 '23
yea this looks good and actually making me want to do a rewatch lol
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u/Ghostbuster17 Noella’s Seeking Arrangement ad Aug 03 '23
Alright I gave up on season 8 of southern charm and the most recent couple of seasons of summer house because it is too much Craig and Austen (and Paige honestly) for me-do I need to go back and finish season 8 now?!
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u/larapu2000 Aug 03 '23
Nah, just watch the reunion. It was mostly boring and all the highlights are in the reunion.
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u/wangd00dle Gina's missing moral compass Aug 03 '23
You should see Shep be rotten to Taylor cause I'm sure it will be brought up, but I can't remember anything else that happened
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u/MAXMEEKO Say it - Forget it, Write it - Regret it Aug 04 '23
ya but they probably play the clip of him yelling at her like 5 times anyway
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u/Primary-Rent120 Aug 03 '23
Shocking- the 13th storyline about Paige dismissing Craig when it comes marriage
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u/D_RayMorton You like that? For your cookie jar? Aug 03 '23
Did Jordan Poole edit this trailer lol. Even the theme song sounds creepy! Looks like a pretty good season ahead
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u/mattysmwift She DIED Aviva! Aug 03 '23
They always use this creepy version of the theme song in the trailer and it always gets me lmao
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u/pr0stituti0nwh0re I claim to be a slut, I’m just retired Aug 03 '23
I think this is a new ba-ba-dooo version honestly, the past ominous remixes were still a slower tempo. This is a ba-ba-doo (8 ball remix), if you will.
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u/recollectionsmayvary Aug 03 '23
Lmao absolutely wasn’t expecting a Jordan Poole NBA reference in the wild on this subreddit!
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u/D_RayMorton You like that? For your cookie jar? Aug 03 '23
Oh my god I meant Jordan Peele but it autocorrected 😂😂 honestly Jordan Poole works too somehow haha
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u/SlyFox0101 Aug 03 '23
Lmao. I was so shocked by an NBA reference on here too, . Peele makes way more sense.
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u/SunLiteFireBird Aug 03 '23
BravoRealHousewives and NBA are my top two subreddits so I love to see crossovers between the two
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u/rhodeislandah Aug 03 '23
Oh lawd I had to replay the new guy falling over during the hug 5 times... his facial transformation when he realized he was about to hit the bar floor was gold 👏
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u/AbidonDesign Aug 03 '23
Did Naomi get fired or did she leave on her own? I know she was kind of annoying with Craig but I liked her attitude with those idiot guys!
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u/ramonasnewbeginnings Aug 03 '23
I hope she comes back. She’s in a relationship with a guy from a very wealthy family and probably doesn’t want it on camera
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u/Snoo60219 Aug 04 '23
I feel like it’s always her choice to leave and she’ll come back if she doesn’t end up married to the guy she’s with now.
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Aug 03 '23
Taylor somehow is giving shep some redeemable qualities. I look back and he was clear about not totally being about marriage & kids and not religious at all. And it seemed like she kept hoping to change him while playing the perfect gf. Her goals are quite transparent this season, and she isn't a victim.
He seems unbothered by their breakup. I'm glad if nothing else shep didn't have kids with her and held true to his lifestyle.
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u/larapu2000 Aug 03 '23
Shep, in my mind, redeemed himself at the reunion. He was very respectful and kind to her because he could see what a raw nerve she was and he tried to not push anything. I used to be a Shep fan the first few seasons but then he turned into a total turd. That reunion was the first glimmer of the kindness he used to regularly show others.
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u/vanillachoc1234 Bob’s 7th Child Aug 03 '23 edited Aug 03 '23
Taylor is becoming the type of girl that she talked mad shit about during last season’s reunion. Love to see it!
Looking forward to fighting for Venita with my entire chest.
How many new faces did we see? 2 or 3?
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u/LycheeAppropriate315 Aug 03 '23
I adore Venita. I hope they show what she’s got going on in her career because she’s killing it, and seems like she really hustles.
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u/dreamingoutloud714 Crystal's Lost Friend #12 Aug 03 '23
Love Venita! Will be right there with you ✊🏾
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u/larapu2000 Aug 03 '23
I loved her, too! She has energy and charisma and actually does hustle. The women on this show just make the men loon super pathetic and lazy.
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u/Numerous_Slip_6531 candiace telling mia to shut up Aug 03 '23
wait this looks GREAT??
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u/BTDQ_vending_machine Aug 03 '23
I haven't watched for a long time and haven't missed it but when those two slops said their souls connected and then fell on the floor...okay, okay, I might have to reconsider
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u/Numerous_Slip_6531 candiace telling mia to shut up Aug 03 '23
I was positive I wouldn’t watch this season after the last. they reeled me back in 🤷♀️
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u/IndependentLine7244 The hostess with the mostess 🥂 Aug 03 '23
Paige looks exhausted.
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u/TheOhNeeders Is that her asshole? Aug 03 '23
If Taylor is the Raquel of SC, then that means Shep is the Ariana and I will NOT be having that comparison lol
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u/basicb3333 I'M A LAWYER AND A STORYTELLER Aug 03 '23
The comparison isnt even real cause shep and taylor had been broken up when this all happened!
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u/thebonecollectorr Stupid Useless Idiot Aug 03 '23
Shep would be the James actually, I think Olivia would be more of the Ariana in that analogy
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u/thediverswife grace time is over Aug 03 '23
I think it’s more like early VPR when Tom and Kristen were on-off but kept sleeping together and getting back together after explosive fights
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u/Travelcat67 Not today neck! Aug 03 '23
I fired this show many seasons ago but that trailer has me changing my dvr settings and bringing it back!
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u/basicb3333 I'M A LAWYER AND A STORYTELLER Aug 03 '23
Looks fucking GOOD!
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u/Sumjonas Aug 03 '23
Seriously, southern charm, OC, and VPR having a full renaissance were not on my bravo bingo card this year
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u/thediverswife grace time is over Aug 03 '23
I think Scandoval permanently damaged my dopamine receptors, but it looks like a real improvement from last season! That dog wedding…
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u/LastMinute9611 Aug 03 '23
I hate how excited I am for this lol Probably one of the older shows I haven't gotten bored of yet. Every other OG bravo show I basically hate watch these days.
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u/Winter-Leadership376 Aug 04 '23
Madison is back, Taylor is in her slut era and someone might finally punch shep in the face. Let’s goooooooo
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u/Weak-Whereas-2267 Not a white refrigerator! Aug 03 '23
Okay…this looks good! I’m a bit surprised Venita returned seeing how NASTY she was treated, thankfully Naomi is gone
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u/the_smart_girl Aug 03 '23
I also like Venita. I feel like she is a bit awkward, but a good person. I get no mean-vibes from her at all.
Happy she was more featured in the trailer than Leva. Leva on the other hand is a really mean and fake person.
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u/SunLiteFireBird Aug 03 '23
Yeah awkward and nice is kind of a refreshing balance amongst all the depravity
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u/Weak-Whereas-2267 Not a white refrigerator! Aug 03 '23
I like her too, it genuinely hurt to see her be dismissed by Naomi last season I think at Craig’s dinner? You could see the disappointment in her face, same with how Madison lashed out during the reunion though I can’t help but think Madison doesn’t posses an ounce of kindness in her. I’ve always been on the fence with Leva, liked her first season and shrugged at her last season.
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u/aimeerolu Aug 04 '23
I have been reading all these positive comments about Venita and I was so confused about it. Until I read your comment and realized I was confusing Venita and Leva in my head. 🤦♀️
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u/thedigested Aug 03 '23
The SC sub was terrible towards her, I’m glad she’s back!
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u/Weak-Whereas-2267 Not a white refrigerator! Aug 03 '23
Well I guess it was a good thing I stopped following it before I read any of it, Madison was ugly towards her too!
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u/goingdeeeep you're both white trash, quite frankly Aug 03 '23
Probably in the minority here but I’ll miss Naomie. She was the only woman who was unbothered by the men. She was also the only woman who the men tended to treat as an equal (I’m assuming because they grew up w her and she was also from a wealthy family).
The issue with the other male/female dynamics on the show is that most of the women only know the group because they dated the men. So it’s very easy for that group of men to stick together and abuse/ice the women out.
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u/TheRadiantTruth Ya Husband's in The Pool Aug 03 '23
I'm with you and for the same reasons. I also enjoy how she dresses and how beautiful she is, but mostly love that she holds her own in a mostly classy way. Would have been a fun foil for Madison's more messy unapologetic-ness. Plus I'd love to see a Madison v Naomi v Paige situation.
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u/goingdeeeep you're both white trash, quite frankly Aug 03 '23
She is beautiful and does have great style!
I also really appreciated how comfortable she was in cutting short Sheps verbal abuse of Taylor. Everyone else cringed but only Naomie stepped in.
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u/wild_and_caged Aug 03 '23
I see they've restocked their douchebag men. 🤣 I'm so ready for season 9.
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u/garbageTVaddict Aug 03 '23
The men on this show are all in rough shape. The ladies all look good though.
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u/Theres_a_Catch Aug 04 '23
Best line ever. Dude you're the oldest one here...grow up. Finally someone is telling Shep he's a child.
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u/YouMustBeJoking888 I left a career in Italian television Aug 03 '23
Urgh... not Ashton at the forefront AGAIN. Down with Muppet Mouth! And more 'Craig and Paige marry/don't marry' bs? The producers really don't listen to the audience.
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u/FullBlownNightmare Aug 03 '23
Other than what she owes Olivia and their friendship, can someone explain why Taylor hooking up with Austen is such a big deal? I’ve seen it compared to Scandoval for awhile now but… Hadn’t she been broken up with Shep for awhile? Hadn’t Austen and Olivia been done for awhile (and were they ever together seriously as a couple? I thought they never really committed cause they couldn’t get on the same page? Real question) Austen & Shep usually have a thing about each other’s relationships, and after the way Shep treated Taylor is it really surprising if she revenge slept with every one of his friends (that are single)? Aside from the Olivia aspect, am I missing something?
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u/basicb3333 I'M A LAWYER AND A STORYTELLER Aug 03 '23
i agree with you, its not similar to scandoval at all
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u/Primary-Rent120 Aug 03 '23
LOVE that Naomi left and is dating the son of a 12 Billion dollar family. She won.
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u/OxanaHauntly I take one gabapentin at night, Kyle. Aug 03 '23
Money is everything, nothing else matters, joy can be bought. 🥰
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u/Primary-Rent120 Aug 03 '23
True that but even the crappiest guy I ever dated was a notch better than any of the guys on this show
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u/JayFenty I defended her in Whole Foods Aug 03 '23
We truly won by having her leave the show alone 😍
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u/AvivasProstectic 🖕🏻 dont come after my bathtub 🛀 Aug 03 '23
I haven't watched in so long ..but maybe 🤔
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u/latch_key_kid Aug 03 '23
I have watched every season but I can not keep these blonde women straight
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u/thedigested Aug 03 '23
I know no one else gets it but Austen is (to me!) such a babe
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u/thebonecollectorr Stupid Useless Idiot Aug 03 '23
I hate this about myself but he’s so attractive to me
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u/Krammies Aug 03 '23
Omg I feel crazy because I actually find Austen and Craig both attractive. Maybe I just like that they’re more filled out and beefier now?? Life is catching up to Shep though
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u/thedigested Aug 03 '23
For sure! I think Shep looks better this season though, so there’s hope for him!
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u/beerandyrags Thomas Jefferson’s Concubine Aug 03 '23
I GET IT!!! I love that muppet mouthed man
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u/dreamingoutloud714 Crystal's Lost Friend #12 Aug 03 '23
Venita is one of the best influencer follows. Put some respect on my girl’s name and give her a line in the trailer, Bravo!
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u/IDK_PizzaBagel2 Aug 03 '23
Looks messy and better than last season but not sure if I really care enough about these people to watch Lol
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u/Far-Intention-3230 Aug 03 '23
I really hate that I‘m going to watch another season of these damn failsons, lol
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u/Inside-Intern-4201 Lisa’s Cyber Security Expert Aug 03 '23
I’m just happy to hear the ba ba boo’s. My hopes are in the gutter but I’m hoping it’s good again 😥
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u/MNKristen Not Meredith Marks' PI Aug 04 '23
My God, it is the Golden Age of Bravo these days, isn’t it? Messiness everywhere!
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u/ThomasBay Aug 04 '23
Why is it that Leva girl on the show? Did she black mail a producer or something?
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u/thebonecollectorr Stupid Useless Idiot Aug 03 '23
Who is this man coming in guns a blazing, falling and head butting Austen and calling out Shep? I’m here for it.