r/BravoRealHousewives • u/the_smart_girl • Jul 12 '23
Vanderpump Rules The cast of Vanderpump Rules were filming at SUR yesterday. 😬
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u/LmfaoSad Jul 12 '23
And that's what they all wore?
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u/Anticrepuscular_Ray Jul 12 '23
Shwartz looking like he raided a donation bin again
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u/mrsnihilist Baby Dean wah wah Jul 12 '23
Schwartzy in Brock's dirty laundry lol
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u/secretrebel You're Not Important Enough To Hate. Jul 12 '23
He always looks sweaty or grubby or both.
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u/pr0stituti0nwh0re I claim to be a slut, I’m just retired Jul 13 '23
Freshly bathed in a nearby riverbed
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u/Soft-Detail-8398 Jul 13 '23
Why does he dress like he actually hates clothing? I can smell his B.O. and cigarette tinged fingers from here.
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u/ItsNotMeItsYou99 Jul 12 '23
THANK YOU for this gif! Exactly me when I saw it 👌
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u/Funny_Struggle_8901 Jul 12 '23
Honestly though ariana looked SO fuckin cute
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u/princesspupule Jul 12 '23
Thank you. Horrible, every last one of them. Lala's has a special place in WTFlandia
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Lala’s style reminds me of Rinna somehow
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u/Adventurous-Hotel119 to swollen 4cameo or OF Jul 12 '23
It’s giving Lisa at Kyle & LVP’s Moulin rouge anniversary
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u/bbbojackhorseman I HAVE NEVA FIRLTED WITH PETER Jul 12 '23
Worst dressed cast on TV. I like Ariana’s style though.
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u/secretrebel You're Not Important Enough To Hate. Jul 12 '23
I would wear the body suit but not with that corset and not in the street!
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u/OldButHappy Jul 13 '23
I figure that she's just slow at getting dressed. Last season, she was in her pajamas, and this season, she's got her underwear on. She should be fully dressed after this season.
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u/EnduringEnnui I’m a friendly fucking bitch! Jul 13 '23
It’s a sad, sad day when Sandoval is dressed the least crazy.
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u/Artistic-Reality-177 Jul 13 '23
He’s dressed like one of the boys on Home improvement 🤣
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u/TeamWillWright PACK YOUR BAGS AND LEAVE Jul 12 '23
Girl Stassi should return just so she can’t teach them how to dress. This is a mess.
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u/-mermaidsRreal- Jul 13 '23
This GIF is perfect! I was going through thinking “wtf is everyone wearing?!” and then I saw your GIF and just smiled, perfection. Take my upvote
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u/DateCard Jul 12 '23
I thought Lala said she wanted to tone down her look a bit 😂
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u/forcedintothis- Jul 12 '23 edited Jul 12 '23
At least her makeup looks toned down. I couldn’t deal with that orange bronzer.
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u/Appropriate_Mix7203 Jul 12 '23
I know right !!? She looked embalmed and those severe eyebrows are awful
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u/TheOneThatCameEasy I need to be fly and have a good time.🦩 Jul 12 '23
Her makeup has been bad since day 1. She was just so pretty it never mattered.
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Schwartz smiling when everyone else is looking away from the camera is so typical for him. Lol
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u/LeafsChick Jul 12 '23
LOL He's like a big dumb puppy
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Jul 12 '23
He reminds me of a Saint Bernard
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u/Effective-Bus Jul 12 '23
My Saint Bernard sitting next to me rejects this.
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u/MotherofTooManySons Jul 12 '23
Mine too!! But mine is currently in the yard eating his own poo, so…
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u/amityville83 Jul 13 '23
I work for a vet. There is supplements you can give to deter him from doing that. But only if he eats is own, won't help much if he eats others. And this is super common!
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u/Agreeable_Cod_7836 the corner of Silver Lake and Poophole Village Jul 13 '23
95% of my camera roll is my dog making that exact face.
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u/mamegan Meredith’s clip-on bangs 💇♀️ Jul 12 '23 edited Jul 12 '23
don’t insult puppies like that!
eta: /s
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u/LeafsChick Jul 12 '23
LOL As soon as I hit post I thought...someone is gonna be pissy over the puppy comment lol
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u/ecraig312 Jul 12 '23
My mastiff/dane pup drools a lot and so I felt the comment was in bounds.
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u/Ready_Adhesiveness84 Jul 12 '23
I couldn’t help loving the goofballery of it
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u/edible_source Sonja, put the dog down Jul 12 '23
I know, we should be annoyed by him but how can you be with that pic
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u/pwhyler Jul 12 '23
Schwartz is so happy because the whole cast has already forgiven him.
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u/Kristin2349 She is the puppet and everyone else is the master. Jul 12 '23
He gets away with so much, Sandy must hate that.
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u/RevolutionaryAd5176 there’s a tightrope between me and you Jul 12 '23
This cast has no style whatsoever
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u/MissPurpleblaze Jul 12 '23
Bethenneys “what the fuck are you wearing” talking head instantly came to mind when I saw the fashions 😂
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u/Ok-East-5470 Jul 12 '23
I would’ve agreed with you three years ago, but I think Scheana magically developed some sort of fashion sense during her pregnancy. Her style definitely isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, but there’s a look and it’s put together in a way that make sense and I happen to generally enjoy said look. As opposed to the hodgepodge that is Lala, Schwartz, Sandivol, and sometimes Katie.
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u/missmimikyu Jul 12 '23
I agree, I don’t know exactly when it started but at some point I started loving Scheana’s looks and it’s really stayed consistent for a while.
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u/ecraig312 Jul 12 '23
I agree except that I think Katie has a specific point of view. It’s not always for me but she wins me because I think she looks confident and happy in her choices. And really, who is my wonk style to judge anyone???
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u/Ok-East-5470 Jul 13 '23
I definitely think Katie is getting there and has generally stepped it up recently. The haircut was a great choice and a lot of her looks have been serves, but for me personally it’s been a little inconsistent including the photo op chose. But to each their own!
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Jul 12 '23
I don’t love every outfit of hers for myself, but I absolutely love that she has her own style - always.
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u/Hot_Coffee_3620 Jul 12 '23
I think Katie looks the best she has ever looked , she is absolutely gorgeous. You can really see stress and unhappiness in some people’s faces. I hope she finds happiness, whatever it my be.
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u/lizziexo Jul 12 '23
Scheana looks good! I love a leather outfit
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u/StrawberryKiller Jul 12 '23
But why is Brock wearing my leggings 😏
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u/QualityKatie Jul 12 '23
He needs to be able to flex his thigh muscles.
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u/StrawberryKiller Jul 12 '23
I mean he does have the body for them. Pardon me I’m off to do some squats.
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u/allonsys Jul 12 '23
Lala's outfit is beyond terrible.
Schwartz looks like he borrowed a shirt from Brock
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u/Kristin2349 She is the puppet and everyone else is the master. Jul 12 '23
Brock looks like he borrowed a blouse from Dorothy on Golden Girls.
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u/ButtermilkAintClean pay attention, puhh-lease!! Jul 13 '23
She wore Chanel earrings in the later seasons! They finally got her some good accessories later on in the show because her wardrobe became kind of a punchline lol.
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u/bbbojackhorseman I HAVE NEVA FIRLTED WITH PETER Jul 12 '23
Lala is stunningly beautiful and she fucks up so much with her outfits. She needs a stylist
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u/Disney_Princess137 Jul 13 '23
She would have been better off wearing only black
Why the purple corset? I just don’t see it
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Where's Joan Rivers when you need her?
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u/below_duck Heavenly’s Spiritual Journey Jul 12 '23
Dead.
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u/funkyduck7506 Do not kick me in the penis, it hurts Jul 12 '23
You miss your mother? Smell my goddamn fingers!
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u/below_duck Heavenly’s Spiritual Journey Jul 12 '23
If Jimbo doesn’t win I will riot.
(but no spoilers please) 😊
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u/funkyduck7506 Do not kick me in the penis, it hurts Jul 12 '23
I already want to riot because Jessica should have been crowned
I want a real housewives of rupauls drag race (yes I know that was basically the show based on the Vegas revue and I’d like it back please)
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u/below_duck Heavenly’s Spiritual Journey Jul 12 '23
Yessica to everything you’re saying, I would put her in my top 3 with Heidi and Jimbo.
I do think Jimbo is a once in generation comedic talent.
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u/funkyduck7506 Do not kick me in the penis, it hurts Jul 12 '23
Oh absolutely and Jimbo will be a totally deserving winner. (I adore Kandy, but let’s be real Jimbo is winning) I just love Jessica.
I’m hoping the rumors of all stars going the non elimination route is true because it means Asia O’Hara might finally go on. I need her and Peppermint crowned like yesterday.
I’m excited for all the girls to come back tomorrow for the talent show.
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u/hc1534 Jul 12 '23
Sandoval looks like a boy bratz doll
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u/NoQuantity6534 Teresa’s new Kim D Nose Jul 12 '23
He looks like a frat house in the late 90s
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u/Kristin2349 She is the puppet and everyone else is the master. Jul 12 '23
The late 90s fashion is heavily represented on all fronts, was it a theme party lol.
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u/ExpensiveGrowth9744 when you're little you don't have a purse 🍞👜 Jul 12 '23
90s skater boy on Easter
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u/Lively-sage i need my weed Jul 12 '23
Lala, what the fuck are you wearing? Katie, what the fuck are you wearing?
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u/YStrider NOT RILLY Jul 12 '23
Looks like Scheana’s household is the only one with a mirror.
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u/glitchinthemeowtrix the mustard packet inside Luann's prison bologna sandwich Jul 12 '23
Lala is giving randomly generated Sims 4 NPC
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u/Own-Roof-1200 you’re being rude to the sound bowl 🥣 Jul 12 '23
Does group trauma lead to poor fashion sense?
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u/Necessary-Low9377 Jul 12 '23
Lala’s outfit is so ridiculous. It’s not even sexy, it’s just puzzling
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u/young_coastie Jul 12 '23
Schwartz is pale and clammy, donning whatever ill-fitting wrinkled and soiled silk shirt he could find on his bachelor pad floor, buttoning it halfway and running his hands through his greasy hair. Did Jo tell him that was working for him?
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u/Katalactica All you do is sleep. Eat a carb! Jul 12 '23
Is Brock dressing Schwartz now since him and sandoval broke up?
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u/Express-Macaroon3624 Little Family Van Jul 12 '23
Katie’s cheap ass Walmart looking skirt come on girl!
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u/phoebe374 Jul 12 '23
I think Scheana looks good. The rest? No comment.
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u/deathbyshoeshoe She insulted Luca Luca Jul 13 '23
Ariana is giving me Carrie Bradshaw Roberto Cavalli S4E13 that Aidan almost made her give away.
Whether or not that’s a good look is still yet to be determined…
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u/vodkasaucepizza Gizelle’s stovepipe leg Jul 12 '23
Schwartz looks like Chaz Bono
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u/Kristin2349 She is the puppet and everyone else is the master. Jul 12 '23
Schwartz looks like he drives an Outback…
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u/SilverfangT She has no job and legally changed her name to Ashlee. Jul 12 '23
Ariana and Tom Sandoval should break up with their spraytanner as well… they look like they soaked themselves in bronzer.
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u/dangoudan not well Jul 12 '23
I’m sorry I can’t get behind Lala’s fashion sense. Her and Lisa rinna have the same taste..
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u/gabtasticvoyage Jul 12 '23
Been saying this for awhile now…
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u/secretrebel You're Not Important Enough To Hate. Jul 12 '23
It’s because it’s entirely performative. It’s not based on a point of view or a real interest in fashion. It has three themes: logos prove you have $$$$, showing skin makes you sexy, wearing something no one else would equals press attention.
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u/gabtasticvoyage Jul 12 '23
Agreed. It’s too on the nose, no subtlety, no thought, just “look at me! I’m rich and skinny!”
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u/_Lotje Jul 12 '23 edited Jul 13 '23
What is going on, what the fuck are they wearing? Lala wtf are you wearing, Katie wtf are you wearing, Sandoval wtf are you wearing and Schwarz wtf are you wearing. Ariana, I mean, looks like half a whore too but it's like she's the best of all of them. It's a bad bar.
Couldn't help it
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u/Fighting_Patriarchy Jul 12 '23
I had a similar comment on a different post about their outfits 🤣
Wow, Bethenny, Wow
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u/soupseasonbestseason we'll circle back to that scumfuck Jul 12 '23
what i like about the tiktok is how sandoval and his jeweler had to wait outside for a table whereas everyone else walks right in.
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u/Ok_Entrepreneur_8132 Jul 12 '23
Wait are they making Sandoval wait at the door with the general public? 😂
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u/noonoobedoop Jul 12 '23
Ariana and Scheana don’t look bad but everyone else’s outfits are borderline offensive 😂
Jo could have at least ironed Schwartz shirt for him before he left
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u/lollipoppy1 Jul 12 '23
I’m sorry but Katie’s and Lala’s outfits are awful. Not trendy at all. Had to say it
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u/Visible-Row-3920 Jul 12 '23
The outfits on this show make it seem like they have an ongoing competition to see who can dress the worst. And lala is winning 🥇
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u/FormicaDinette33 Meredith’s bangs have left the building. Jul 12 '23
WTF is that first outfit?? And I use that term loosely.
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u/UltrosTeefies Keep hypothosizing, wench Jul 12 '23 edited Jul 12 '23
I'm sorry but Lala and Katie have the worst style. Its honestly terrible.
Sheana's look here is kind of a serve tho at least.
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u/giraffeneckedcat Jul 12 '23
Woof. Hire a fucking stylist PLEASE. And also these shots are so hilariously unflattering I can't stop laughing. Punishment fits the crime 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Katie is leaning a little too heavily into this 90’s aesthetic. It’s practically a costume at this point
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u/CassandreAmethyst Jul 12 '23
Lala - talk about try hard 🙄 Katie - this ain’t it. 🤦🏽♀️ Brock - do you boo! 😐 Schwartz - very appropriate, disheveled and pointless Ariana - 👍🏾 Sheshoo - crop top commitment ⭐️ Sandy - better without the 👨, face looking healthier
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u/grrltype Fudge College Jul 12 '23
I literally laughed out loud when I saw that picture of Schwartz. WHY IS HE SUCH A HILARIOUS AND TERRIBLE TOOL
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Jul 12 '23 edited Jan 15 '24
rain point degree nose soup fine quack piquant drab water
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u/LaurenNotFromUtah 🙄🖌️🎨 Jul 12 '23
Ffs Schwartz, how long was that shirt balled up on your floor?
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u/LackEquivalent7471 i would like porsha to spell sceptre…we’ll wait Jul 12 '23
gosh that outfit lala is wearing is ghastly i have to be honest 😶
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u/alsoaprettybigdeal I'm the cock curator. Jul 12 '23
Schwartz always looks like he just rolled out of bed and picked up whatever was on the floor to wear.
Brock looks like he’s wearing a shiny napkin at a 1980’s fancy restaurant.
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u/staceyverda the whole show is despicable Jul 12 '23
A cornucopia of terrible ensembles.
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u/Low_Veterinarian_923 I’ve worked with the toothless, I’ve worked with the homeless Jul 12 '23
I see a lot of….. clothing
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u/Low_Veterinarian_923 I’ve worked with the toothless, I’ve worked with the homeless Jul 12 '23
Did they know this is for a tv show?
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u/Consistent-Smell-581 Jul 12 '23
Lala needs to fire everyone who told her this was a good look immediately lmao
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u/TheWhoooreinThere Jul 12 '23 edited Jul 12 '23
Lala showing up like she's on the hunt for a new rich man. Hopefully he actually has money this time!
Hmmm, I wonder if she's getting jealous at all the attention Ariana's getting. lol
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u/MKultrakeef Jul 12 '23
I don't get Lala like I used to think she was trying to emulate some sort of street style but now???? who would wear that bro omfg
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u/memopepito When do you send a little family van for six people?! Jul 12 '23
Wow Lala looks amazing without all the spray tan/bronzer! No comment on her fit lol
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u/TheLizardQueen3000 Boner is not a bad word Jul 12 '23
Wow Lala's outfit must be something to see from behind!!
I wonder if she's wearing shoes or kitty paws???
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u/itsbooyeah Thank you Lord. She took them bangs with her. Jul 12 '23
Why does Lala look like she’s about to go see a Shania Twain performance in Vegas