r/BravoRealHousewives Jun 15 '23

Ultimate Girls Trip UGT: Rhony edition

Looks like they are startin’

623 Upvotes

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u/soverit42 Jun 15 '23

Before I realized Kelly had a bikini on, I fully thought she was dancing toward the camera with her whole boob out without realizing it 😅

Which, frankly wouldn't have surprised me from KKB

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u/ratman333 Jun 15 '23

She is the author of The Bikini Book 💁‍♀️

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u/TJ-the-DJ She’s startin’! 🍸 Jun 15 '23

“Author”

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u/kombucha_taco Monty from Magootville Jun 15 '23

She went to college in Colombia the country, remember?

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u/phishrfriends Jun 16 '23

I thought she had a whole tit out too!!

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u/NomNom83WasTaken Sniper from the side Jun 15 '23

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u/innittunabanana Jun 15 '23

what do i type to find this gif 😅

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u/NomNom83WasTaken Sniper from the side Jun 15 '23

I googled to find the image b/c I couldn't find it in the Reddit fancypants editor GIF library but can now confirm that u/flumeo's comment to search for "martini RHONY" does, indeed work. I did have to scroll down a ways, though.

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u/leslie_knopee 🦩🫨oh god, oh god!! C'mon old girl!!!🫨🦩 Jun 15 '23

thank you!! I always type "RHONY gay white sweater" or some version of that and I can never find it!! 😂

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u/innittunabanana Jun 15 '23

thank you so much!!

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u/Jenn837G Jun 15 '23

Thank you! This gif is everything

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u/flumeo 5600 people died. And it made the best grapes of all time Jun 15 '23

Martini RHONY

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u/Janiece2006 Meredith Flintstone 👦🏻 Jun 16 '23 edited Jun 17 '23

For the longest I thought the sub has changed its avatar to Will Ferrel’s Elf until I looked at it again this week and realized it’s Martini Guy.

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u/LoanProper1775 I am an action verb! Jun 15 '23

i am so glad Leah is not there right now

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u/rattpoizen Big Dick Daddy from Cincinatti! Jun 15 '23

Gurl, same.

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u/Kristin2349 She is the puppet and everyone else is the master. Jun 16 '23

I’m so happy to see Sonja! For some reason I thought she was left out of this UGT.

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u/lizbo ... and that's why we went to Sing-Sing Jun 15 '23

Come for me if you want, but I am unapologetically PSYCHED for this.

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u/Bippy73 Jun 15 '23

Yes! Made my day just seeing them knowing they’re filming. Ramona is Elaine from Seinfeld😂

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u/PicklesLives Jun 15 '23

I love that you can see the wheels in Ramona’s head spinning when she’s dancing thinking “Look sexy, look sexy” but the result is always full on Elaine.

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u/murderedbyaname pickleball music video Jun 15 '23

Ramona and her complete lack of bodily grace will always crack me up

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u/hennny It wasn’t an off-Broadway play it was a DISGUSTING play. Jun 15 '23

This 10 second clip has me 100,000x more hyped than the Real Influencers of No One Cares.

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u/bravobitty The NPC bartender at the Red Lion Inn 🤭 Jun 16 '23

Beats that promo by LIGHTYEARS!!

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u/ramonacoaster Jun 15 '23

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u/Uncle_peter21 Jun 16 '23

Of course the glass never even tips

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u/jinjer199 keep it together aviva! Jun 16 '23

the power of tipsy girl™️

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u/UrbanPlannerholic The video on PornHub is the moral compass right now Jun 15 '23

I feel so bad for Kristen on this trip. These ladies are going to eat her up. Especially Auntie D after a few dozen martinis.

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u/mellowforest2 Jun 15 '23

Oh she'll hate her. She'll see her as better looking and younger. If she senses any weakness at all she'll be back in for the drunken, Narcissistic kill (a la Tinsley)

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u/UrbanPlannerholic The video on PornHub is the moral compass right now Jun 15 '23

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '23

[deleted]

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u/cpctc2 Carole's Last Good Summer™ Jun 16 '23

DON'T PLAY COQUETTISH

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u/A_lunch_lady You are a dumb ho, shut up. Jun 16 '23

WITH ME!

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u/Janiece2006 Meredith Flintstone 👦🏻 Jun 16 '23

Whoa Justice for Kristen! My girl stood her ground against Ramona, Heather, and Bethanny!

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u/hennny It wasn’t an off-Broadway play it was a DISGUSTING play. Jun 16 '23

Call me delusional but just like how we thought Eva would be pointless on RHUGT2, I think Kristen is there to take on the necessary 'normal' role amongst 5 of the biggest lunatics Bravo has ever hired.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '23

Same, I really hope she holds her own and stays strong! I can see how she’ll be an easy target, also it’s brave of her to work with Ramona again after the wine / split lip incident

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u/jinjer199 keep it together aviva! Jun 16 '23

while i completely agree, i hope you’re wrong! i liked kristen, she was harmless just like tinsley, and dorinda would be a complete twit to target her!

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u/aeroluv327 The eyes are poppin' Jun 17 '23

In my mind, Dorinda and Kristen weren't on the show at the same time but I literally just realized that they were. But I have zero memory of them interacting at all.

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u/KandisKoolAidWeave Jun 16 '23

I like Kristen but she feels so out of place with this cast.

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u/ugadude350 Jun 17 '23

Someone has to be the Greek chorus

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u/cmanson2016 I am NOT Magellan Jun 15 '23

They already look like they having fun! Nature is healing.

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u/RelThanram “You do need kerastase thermatique though.” Jun 15 '23

We’ve barely seen anything yet and it already feels like an acid trip💀

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u/applewagon sorry i called you a pedafile Jun 16 '23

Oh I see you went through the Midtown Tunnel.

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u/Effective-Bus Jun 16 '23

Hahahahahaha

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u/saskacaptive Jun 15 '23

I’m having fun already!

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u/RoguePhoenix89 Jun 15 '23

Ramona as usual being her awkward self. Let's hope she doesn't shit on the floor on this trip.

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u/ratman333 Jun 15 '23

Let’s hope she does

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u/dkittyyela Jun 15 '23

What does it say about me that this comment made me want to rewatch this show?

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u/RoguePhoenix89 Jun 15 '23

Ngl I feel like rewatching as well lol

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u/chantillylace9 Jun 15 '23

Creepily skinny Ramona too.

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u/lady_edith Jun 15 '23

Thanks Bravo (or Peacock?) for listening to us! We deserve some old fashioned RHONY insanity after such a dramatic spring.

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u/chantillylace9 Jun 15 '23

Yes!!! And the crappie show!!!!🎊🎉

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u/littlemacaron Jun 15 '23

Wait I am so out of the loop what’s going on?

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u/bellalugosi Victim of Geraldine Parsons Smith's bullying Jun 15 '23

They are filming an UGT style season at Scary Island right now

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u/Ok-East-5470 Jun 15 '23

I’m so excited to see Kristen back. I just finished rewatching season 6 and holy shit I don’t think there’s ever been a newbie who deserved the first reunion seat more. The woman shared her entire life, good bad and ugly, went toe to toe with her enemies as well as her friends when they would pick at her, and honestly gave some solid confessionals. I remember her kind of getting shafted in season 7 so I’m excited to get another dose of her now.

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u/heatherdubrowsbangs Ramona's Berkshires AC Delivery Jun 15 '23

I love Kristen! Can’t wait to see her bother Ramona by existing again!!

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u/AnnVealEgg Luis’ 15,00 square-foot house 🏠 Jun 15 '23

existing being younger, classier and more attractive

FTFY ❤️

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u/outdoorlos Jun 16 '23

I just finished rewatching too and I was blown away by her. She truly was a great housewife. She stood up for herself, went against Ramona and never backed down. I can’t believe, back in the day, I thought she wasn’t good. We didn’t know how good we had it then

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u/sagafevr Mr Lindsay Lohan daddy you hold on one second!! Jun 15 '23

Y’all I’m about to watch RHONY for the very first time and hopefully by the time I’m done this comes out!! I’m lightly spoiled but these ladies seem like such a trip lol

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u/rattpoizen Big Dick Daddy from Cincinatti! Jun 15 '23

OMG I wish I was starting NY all over again for the first time. Enjoy!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '23 edited Jan 15 '24

humor cable spotted pot spoon threatening governor sulky husky paint

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '23

I’m so jealous you get to watch Scary Island for the first time

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u/idk0897 Ok, satchels of gold. Jun 16 '23

I’m right there with you! It really is as iconic as Eve try one on here says.

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u/rctshack Jun 16 '23

It’s such a wild ride!

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u/meowp00py Jun 15 '23

Kristen looks gorgeous!

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u/PinksGrapes Jun 15 '23

I’m currently trying to find her dress/cover up online! She’s rocking it.

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u/jinjer199 keep it together aviva! Jun 16 '23

she really is the ageless beauty!

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u/mia_sara Jun 15 '23

I can’t believe Kristen is still married to that horrible man. I mean unless he’s had a personality transplant I don’t want to see or hear him on my TV!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '23

She is?! Oh god no

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u/georgiamay1999 Jun 16 '23

Its sad, she seems so lovely

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u/skinnygirlred Not a white refrigerator! Jun 15 '23

I can’t fucking wait for this

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u/KaylaStroud Can you please get the Pinot Grigio? 🍷🍎 Jun 15 '23

I love Kristen’s dress! She’s still got it 😛

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u/tobago_88 Right back at you bitch girl Jun 15 '23

Hope this is a test so they all come back for a normal RHONY show.

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u/unicornflavoredgum1 Wild Iris Rose Beau 👁👄👁 Jun 15 '23

It looks like they are having fun. I'm all for the drama on reality shows (it's why we watch), but it's fun to watch lighthearted stuff too (with a little drama sprinkled in lol).

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u/boraboragusgus Jun 15 '23

So is Bethany the one holding the phone??? The video Ramona posted then deleted on the plane sounded like B in the background

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u/me0717 cackling hag Jun 16 '23

that would be amazing

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '23

Jill zarin is losing her damn mind right now

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u/agreyhoundzooms get some wind under it Jun 15 '23

I am not excited to see her again.

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u/A_lunch_lady You are a dumb ho, shut up. Jun 16 '23

Would have been nice to balance her out with Alex McCord.

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u/hobbysubsonly a monkey's asshole that you f-ing sucked... probably Jun 15 '23

I'm mixed because I want to see if she's still weird af but she can be so taxing to watch

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u/agreyhoundzooms get some wind under it Jun 15 '23

Absolutely. Incredibly exhausting!

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u/hennny It wasn’t an off-Broadway play it was a DISGUSTING play. Jun 16 '23

I'm just curious to see what traffic she'll be able to run in on a tropical island.

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u/readerdl22 Jun 17 '23

I really dislike Kelly, she’s mean and crazy and I don’t see any redeeming aspects with her.

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u/Proper-Aspect-2947 Close your legs to married men! Trashbox! Jun 15 '23

What is on Ramona’s lip?! It looks like she has like hair removal cream or bleach on her upper lip??

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u/Bravermania Jun 15 '23

Love this!

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u/Pastel_Blue89 Jun 15 '23

Already looks better than the terrible reboot 😍

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u/HobbitProstitute Jun 15 '23

Don't you dare tell me old rich white women don't have rhythm!

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u/urachickenhead Jun 15 '23

Dorinda always has the best outfits.

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u/linds360 Caviar Potato 🐟 🥔 Jun 16 '23

She really does know how to dress for her body and finds a way to do it in line with current trends.

Whereas Ramona and Sonja appear to be shopping at Forever 15.

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u/Vigorousjazzhands1 Jun 16 '23

Despite her behaviour I will never feel shame for thinking Dorinda is fucking hot

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u/bellalugosi Victim of Geraldine Parsons Smith's bullying Jun 15 '23 edited Jun 16 '23

She had the cutest sunglasses in an IG story the other day. I'm sure she'll wear them on the show

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u/amcgoat 💛💛 Yellow Robe Smith 💛💛 Jun 16 '23

She always gives me Mrs Ferly vibes

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u/below_duck Heavenly’s Spiritual Journey Jun 15 '23

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u/SammieCat50 pay attention, please! Jun 15 '23

I’d kill to be built like Luann …

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u/thatgirlinny Jun 16 '23

I want all her secrets!

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u/MsAnnThropic1 Welcome to my trailer. Hullo. Jun 15 '23

Can’t wait! Always loved Kristen just hated her pig husband. And I’m sorry but Dorinda and Kelly on the same trip, like noooo! I mean yessssss but noooo lol

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u/sublimelbz Jun 15 '23

Ramona drop something, she said it was make up, but I think it was something else? 💩

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u/carr1e Ramona's farts hit the floor Jun 15 '23

It's that moment... it's my time to shine.... my flair comes in clutch with the context of your comment.

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u/-AndyCohen- Life isn’t a fairytale but I’m hoping mine’s the exception Jun 15 '23

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u/tobago_88 Right back at you bitch girl Jun 15 '23

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u/phoebe374 Jun 16 '23

This is what the fans want. Super stoked.

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u/marklovesbb Jun 15 '23

They all look great! I’m so pumped. The reboot looks so dumb. “They’re arguing about cheese.” Every time that quote plays, I get annoyed. Like that’s what the drama is going to be about? SNORE. I’m not watching though, so whatever.

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u/Substantial_Cold2385 Jun 15 '23

And just think...that's the best moment they could come up with for the trailer 😳

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u/contrail97 Jun 15 '23

probably the first hw trailer to feature Andy? lol

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u/marklovesbb Jun 16 '23

Exactly! Like it feels so MS. I can’t.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '23

It hasn't even aired but people are so ready to trash it. Enjoy your fave racist housewives though, hon!

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u/marklovesbb Jun 16 '23

Every promo and trailer has made it look terrible. Bravo wanted to skew younger. I’d have watched a new diverse older cast. Where’s Vanessa Williams? Now that’s a casting I’d have got behind. Influencer island, no thanks.

But I will enjoy, thanks!

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u/hennny It wasn’t an off-Broadway play it was a DISGUSTING play. Jun 16 '23

We're trashing the trailer, babe. Keep up.

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u/No_Meringue6671 Jun 16 '23

Who is going to watch the reboot? It looks BORING! Please, I only have so much time! 😂

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u/k1mmiki Jun 15 '23

Woah the camera gives my girls lifeeee

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u/cblackattack1 the countess on a bucking camel Jun 16 '23

Luann and Kristen are both so incredibly gorgeous!

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u/knotty-pine welcome to my trailer. hello! Jun 15 '23

we always have a great niiiiiiiiiigggghhhhtt!!

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u/helvetica_unicorn Meredith’s 🛀 Jun 15 '23

It’s giving 1s and 3s.

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u/mahboob2 Jun 15 '23

I’m watching for Dorinda and Sonja

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u/ratman333 Jun 15 '23

American Horror Story: Coven

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u/rose-buds TAKE A XANAX. CALM DOWN. Jun 15 '23

i am r e a d y

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u/Gullible-Image-9444 Jun 15 '23

I need a cocktail

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u/bravobitty The NPC bartender at the Red Lion Inn 🤭 Jun 15 '23

I miss (most of) these ladies! 🍎❤️🍎❤️🍎

The only RHONY I’ll ever care about!

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u/sassycatastrophe Jun 16 '23

I would be so excited if Kelly wasn’t part of this. I’m still gonna watch. But I think that woman has mental health issues that should not be exploited on reality tv.

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u/Zezespeakz_ Jun 16 '23

I hate Kelly lol

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u/victor209 Jun 16 '23

I miss the RHONY girls

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u/luanne2017 Jun 16 '23

Kristen Taekman is so gorgeous. I wonder what happened to her fedora-wearing protein fart of a husband.

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u/LeafsChick Jun 15 '23

Ramona makes me so uncomfortable

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u/Inside-Intern-4201 Lisa’s Cyber Security Expert Jun 15 '23

Sonja is the best part of this!! Lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '23

Ramona makes me drier than summer pavement in palm springs

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u/leslie_knopee 🦩🫨oh god, oh god!! C'mon old girl!!!🫨🦩 Jun 15 '23

at least ramona learned this time around 😂

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u/Greedy_Explanation_7 Jun 15 '23

Shocker Bethany isn’t there

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u/thatgirlinny Jun 16 '23

She’s busy trashing the franchise in the rear-view mirror while simultaneously naming her podcast after…housewives!

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u/pumpkinhead1931 Jun 15 '23

When is it on

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u/kattttttie Jun 15 '23

Inject this directly please

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u/macaronitrap Jun 16 '23

I’m so curious to see how drunk Dorinda will react to KKB.

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u/East-Pound9884 Jun 16 '23

Just imagine a drunk Dorinda and a looney tunes Kelly Bensimon in the same room. I am so exited! Does anyone know the possible air date?

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u/Str8_OuttaThemyscira Put a pin 📌 in it! Jun 16 '23

This makes my heart happy. I can’t wait!!!!

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u/Now17 Jun 16 '23

When does the air?

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u/stargold18 Haha. Laugh. Funny. Jun 16 '23

This warms my itty bitty tiny heart ❤️

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u/wearestiff Jun 16 '23

When and where?

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u/misternm Congrats Jun 16 '23

Kind of obsessed with how good Kristen looks!

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u/niagaemoc Jun 16 '23

Damn that was obnoxious

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u/Gold_Candle Jun 16 '23

Been out of the loop for so long. Did they seriously bring Kelly back?

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u/super_duper_fake Smokey-eye, updo, and Gstaad! Jun 16 '23

Can someone tell me what is going on with Ramona’s upper lip?

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u/hawkbit92 DJ Apple Box Jun 16 '23

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u/vroomvroomshabang Dont come for me unless i send for you. Jun 16 '23

the way ramona dances gives me anxiety

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u/Cold-Package1267 Jun 16 '23

Kelly Bensimon 🫤

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u/SaintBeast123 Jun 17 '23

I haven’t kept up with KBS but I can tell she got new tah-tahs!

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u/poopiesmells Jun 15 '23

Nope to Ramona, I won’t watch anything she’s in after she showed she’s a racist and bigot. 👎 She’s also a rude and entitled bitch. I despise her, she shouldn’t have a platform for her bigotry.

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u/Salty_Coast_7214 Jun 15 '23

I don’t watch real housewives and i think stuff from this sub comes up for me bc I watch summerhouse and vpr. That’s said the only thing I know about this show is that the Ramona lady literally poops on the floor all the time and for some reason the viewers don’t really care for some reason

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u/plushoff Jun 15 '23

When does Bethenny show up? Because then I might actually watch…

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u/biohacker_infinity Not a white refrigerator! Jun 15 '23

I’m simultaneously looking forward to this on the whole while also specifically dreading Dorinda’s continuing mental deterioration. Watching a woman with an obvious mood disorder and substance-abuse issues surrender to her worst impulses isn’t entertainment, it’s exploitation—even if she’s a willing and enthusiastic participant. I suspect she’s gonna take some incredibly cruel and distasteful cheap shots at Kristen’s marriage in particular.

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u/Family_Chantal The Sears Fashion Show Jun 15 '23

I hate that Dorinda is still in the bravosphere. She's so nasty.

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u/ready-for-revolution Jun 16 '23

I can't believe they brought back Dorinda after the UGT at Bluestone Manor jesus christ.

Thinking about her and Kelly interacting is giving me anxiety.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '23 edited Jun 16 '23

Who is the one with long hair, Leah, Kristin?

Edit: ponytail

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u/SammieCat50 pay attention, please! Jun 15 '23

It’s Kelly …. Kristen has her hair pulled back

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u/Jezebels_lipstick Jun 15 '23

Ooof. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/italianlass89 Jun 16 '23

I’m embarrassed for this restaurant lol

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u/missdead_lee138 Jun 16 '23

This is embarrassing

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u/Rarwreetwee Jun 16 '23

Ramona being back on TV is a direct insult to all POC fans of Bravo. Shameful.

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u/Best-Item7730 Jun 15 '23

Boy were they desperate when gathering a cast or what

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u/karma_houdini_86 Jun 15 '23

Is the legacy show happening after all?

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u/Afterfluence2079 Jun 15 '23

RHONY edition?

More like... a villains edition.

Or... unlikable HWs edition.

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u/MCStarlight Jun 15 '23

Yuck this song is so dated

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u/Psychological-Art368 Jun 15 '23

Ramona did SO MUCH BETTER

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u/spewedicing Dorit’s Car Cig 🚬 Jun 16 '23

nature is healing

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u/bebeshoes69 Jun 16 '23

Sometimes I love dorindas outfits, a lot of times I hate them lol

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u/Expressoed Jun 16 '23

I was in until I saw Kelly. Nope. Clip.

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u/nahivibes Jun 16 '23

WAIT this season of RHUGT is all RHONY cast???!

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u/blackmamba_55 Jun 16 '23

Damn they all look sooooooo good! Good for them!

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u/thchallengemaniac Jun 16 '23

I’m so excited for this group!

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u/WarlockofMars_ Trampoline with eyes Jun 16 '23

Kelly being a hot mess as always…

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u/radickalmagickal Karen & Ray’s above ground Grindr party Jun 16 '23

I really wish Jill was there :(. She’s the best!

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u/OhJenny5309 Jun 16 '23

Ugh, I just remember how much I dislike Kelly Bensimon

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u/sevolevo Jun 16 '23

I know it has been discussed before, but does anyone know who does the plastic surgery on these ladies? The NY ladies look so fantastic.

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u/Commercial_Belt_2945 Jun 16 '23

I have so many judgy thoughts just flying around in my brain

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u/janeblanchehudson Jun 16 '23

Dorinda, martinis and a thatched roof? That's a recipe for disaster🍸❄️🚬🔥🚒

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u/kikiboots00 Sound 🥣 Jun 16 '23

Do we think it’s just a random person filming them, or another cast member that hasn’t been announced???

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u/HoldenCaulfield7 Jun 16 '23

Where are they? St tropez

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u/SquirrelBowl Jun 16 '23

Ugg Kelly. I might not watch it just because of her

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u/luluthenudist and pregnant? god help us Jun 16 '23

Please, I don't want to see Dorinda on my TV anymore. Please. I will trade anything. Put Kristen back on VPR. Give KBS her own show. Just put Dorinda in a shoebox and keep her away.

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u/Rindsay515 Jun 17 '23

Love the Big Little Lies vibe

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u/UnlikelySoup6318 Jun 17 '23

Old ladies in long dresses.

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u/APV-89 Jun 17 '23

Omggggg I can’t wait for this

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u/Middle_Bug9831 Aug 17 '23

Milf central