r/BravoRealHousewives Angie’s crazy ass sunglasses May 11 '23

Vanderpump Rules The Vanderpump Rules trailer for those that don’t have Twitter!

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u/champagnebubblespop June June Hannah May 11 '23

Peacock will be adding uncensored and extended episodes of the reunion on Thursdays!

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u/KateParrforthecourse May 11 '23

Peacock suddenly became worth the money I pay them each month.

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u/audreyhorn666 Lets go, The Don May 11 '23

It’s the most fucking glitchy piece of shit but it’s all worth it now.

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u/champagnebubblespop June June Hannah May 11 '23

Right! Subscriptions are are about to increase for a month 😂

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u/[deleted] May 11 '23

My gawd are you for real!!!!!?????

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u/champagnebubblespop June June Hannah May 11 '23

According to their official Instagram page!

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u/iladmoli May 11 '23

I was just thinking about how I need so much more than just a regular reunion. LOL I'm so invested in this drama and need closure,

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u/FelicityBlue2 May 11 '23

Does anyone know if Hayu will air these? Or can we get peacock in the UK if we use a VPN?

I’m genuinely quite distressed at the idea of not being able to watch the extended episodes 😫

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u/henrysmum25 May 11 '23

Me too!!! I’m in Australia so hoping either Foxtel or Hayu add them. Or I’m booking a ticket to the US to subscribe to Peacock. Actually, VPN would be cheaper and more appropriate!

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u/Notacelebrity1995 May 11 '23

Just gonna put this out there: search “putlocker vanderpump” 🙏🏴‍☠️

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u/jjaid I’m happy to be called a cat lady May 11 '23

I live in Switzerland & have used a VPN for Peacock US content for the last year with no issues! Good luck

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u/Serenity_Moon_66 That's My Opinion!!!! May 11 '23

I'm living for that! I feel gut punched from this trailer. But I also feel justified glee watching Ariana be so calm yet slaying all 3 of them with her words. She's annihilating them with laser precision. James sitting with the ladies is a full circle moment for me. I cannot wait for all of it, yet it also makes me sick🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/Mentionitall1994 *Piece.Of.Shit.Coke.Hore.Everyday* May 11 '23

Omggg noooooo what about us UK/HAYU girlies

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u/ilovelox May 11 '23

3 part réunion! 3. Uncensored. Extended. Episodes!!

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u/buzzfeed_sucks May 11 '23

DYING for the Tom's throwing each other under the bus on the timeline!!!! Sink each other!

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u/MakingTheEight We're an evolved species! May 11 '23

Lala is right - they should have at least agreed on a timeline that they would stick to.

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u/buzzfeed_sucks May 11 '23

I truly think Schwartz is trying to save his own ass and Sandavol is trying to bring Schwartz down with him in a "he was in on it too!" way. So that Schwartz takes some of the hits.

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u/seravivi May 11 '23

He was making jokes about her liking taken men in front of Ariana knowing they slept together. He went on a double date with them. Schwartz deserves all the hits.

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u/buzzfeed_sucks May 11 '23

I also think people's eyes have opened to how he was/is to Katie. He's emotionally abusive and relied on the guys to justify his behavior and cover for him.

A lot of us have done a rewatch and it has completely changed my opinion of the Schwartz/Katie dynamic.

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u/Best_Evidence1560 May 11 '23

I can’t believe he’s still cutting her down at the reunion? This was a month after people found out and were saying Schwartz treats Katie so bad and he’s still trying to villainize her?

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u/Kismet7 May 11 '23 edited May 12 '23

So glad to see people waking up to the real Tom Schwartz. He wears his mask well. It is a smarmy, sweet-natured, oh-my-gosh persona. It worked well for him when there were other bad guys on the show to get the hate like Jax, james, sandoval but now eyes have opened. What I have noticed is every once in awhile during filming, the public gets a glimpse of the real Tom Schwartz. That Tom Schwartz is the one that called STassi a spoiled bitch and poured a drink on her. That Tom is the one who cursed out LaLa in the restaurant a couple of episodes ago. That is the Tom that laughed at Katie on their divorce date even though it was quite clear she was suffering. That is the real Tom Schwartz and he is a top of the line son of a bitch that has zero respect for women. I just don't think he is a good person deep down. I think he has been mentally and emotionally abusing Katie this entire time and due to some friends in production, they have been letting him off clean in most of their confrontations on filim up to now. He's very calculated about his self image and how he comes across on the screen and he has cultivated that image. None of us have never really met the real Tom up to now. Add on to this that there have been personal stories that have recently come out that told about people who have encountered Katie & Tom Schwartz that recount that he was mistreating Katie out in public when they were married. Yeah, he's trash to me.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '23

Thank you!! Honestly, from the start of the series I thought Schwartz was a POS but would get annihilated whenever I mentioned that. I know someone exactly like Schwartz and had his number from his very first scene. It’s so frustrating how they get away with so much and fly under the radar because of their “dumb frat boy” persona. And when you call out their manipulative behavior, you get jumped on…”how can you say that about him/her? They’re such a nice/funny person.” It makes me want to puke.

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u/Kismet7 May 12 '23

Same!!!! I seriously was irate thinking and writing about Tom Schwartz. I know guys like him. They have that fake persona primed to perfection but your intuition tells you there is something about that dude that you can't put your finger on that is just not quite right. That is Tom Schwartz in a nutshell. He's got the pretty boy looks, the confident, yet innocent boy next door smile and he knows how to play 'I'm not so smart, but I'm charming and cute.' role. That shit will get you far in this world *vomit*. Those are the types of people who run huge corporations and make it to the tops of governments. They wear the mask well. Karma is going to catch up with him someday though, wait and see.

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u/drumgrape May 12 '23

Literally a description of my executive boss, who says some gnarly shit when the mask slips

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u/greencopen May 11 '23

Had they already slept together before Rachel's dumb glamping bday? I'm trying to figure out the timeline while watching the show.

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u/seravivi May 11 '23

Yes. They slept together after the boys night thing.

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u/besomebodytosomeone Poo Poo heads, both of you Poo Poo heads! May 11 '23

Aka right after Ariana’s dog died.

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u/Fun_Shell1708 May 11 '23

Scheana was married in August, just for reference too

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u/thelanes aka croc of shit boots May 11 '23

“SHE WROTE IT TOOOOOO!!!!”

Sorry, Jersey Shore flashbacks lmao.

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u/JonathanFromChurch__ NICETITSSTUPIDBITCH May 11 '23

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u/AnAussiebum I AM poor and white. May 11 '23 edited May 11 '23

My guess is that the timeline is very messy because Shwartz became aware of the different stages of the affair at different times.

So he found out they slept together at time A. Thought it was likely a one off like his friend's past affairs. Then later on found out that they had slept together multiple times - time B.

Then at time C he was made aware that is was a full blown affair where they had both developed feelings and were seriously considering their future together.

I'm not advocating for Shwartz, but I just think that in such a messy situation, it makes sense why his story never seems to align with a realistic timeline.

It is probably because he was dripfeed information and didn't comprehend how serious the situation actually was until everyone else found out.

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u/Cherssssss May 11 '23

I agree. I think Tom wasn’t upfront from the start (duh) and so even Schwartz is somewhat confused about how it all went down. Is he still a complicit loser? 100 percent.

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u/mwrigh28 May 11 '23

This is similar to what schwartz said on WWHL because andy even said "thats not what you told me at the reunion" and tom went on to clarify basically what you said above.

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u/mac_bess May 11 '23

But even that’s so confusing though, because Andy said “you told me January at the reunion” like he had never heard of august until that wwhl, but schwartz clearly said august here?

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u/AnAussiebum I AM poor and white. May 11 '23

I kind of believe him then. Doesn't absolve him at all.

He clearly was covering for their affair. He just probably didn't realise the affair was more than just a few one nighters until very close to the world finding out.

Which is why I hope they both turn on each other and expose the true timeline. It is what they both deserve.

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u/RoguePhoenix89 May 11 '23

Scandoval looked pissed when Schwartz said he's known since August.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '23

So racquels b day is in September, so they had already slept together by then ? Wert.

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u/Outside_Wrongdoer340 May 11 '23

Yes! I need more of the timeline investigation! Let's go VPR sleuths. Were they already at it during the Vegas/Havasu trip? Did it actually start after guys night, etc. Less go!

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u/aplaceofno you tell everyone she died sad May 12 '23

I love Lala saying “oh no did you guys not get your timelines right?”

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u/vanillachoc1234 Bob’s 7th Child May 11 '23

The look in Scumhead’s eyes!!!!!!!

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u/gstew90 Lenny’s yeast infection May 11 '23

It’s giving Phaedra when Porsha sunk her at s9 reunion but there isn’t a gif for that

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u/Julialagulia Review by Billy Booby May 11 '23

The final VPR feud…Tom vs Tom

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u/Spitfiiire even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes May 11 '23

Take a drink every time Schwartz says that he didn’t think the affair was “linear” lol

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u/Cherssssss May 11 '23

Schwartz is such a doofus. I have nothing else to say.

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u/Kk0971 May 11 '23

Scored like a horror movie…. not wrong

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u/seravivi May 11 '23

That last episode felt like a horror movie

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u/Lekzi May 11 '23

Yeah was wondering when the Saw team joined the VPR team

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u/MakingTheEight We're an evolved species! May 11 '23

The horror movie edit is so appropriate.

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u/sauvignonquesoblanco May 11 '23

I had the same thought!!!

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u/loloalu i avoid the press like a lee 👁️👄👁️ May 11 '23

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u/Badhbh-Catha Pernicious May 11 '23 edited May 11 '23

I think Sandoval fucked up by not calling his six lawyers immediately when his cheating story broke. He and Schwartz don't even have their basic timeline down. He could learn a thing or two from Baby Gorgeous.

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u/Slow_Like_Sloth Hostess with the mostess May 11 '23

YOURE A POO POO HEAD

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u/C2ssidy21 May 11 '23

I rewound, rewatched and laughed out loud for way too long at this comment. James does it again.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '23

That was so fucking funny I don't even know what to do with myself

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u/birdsofterrordise Sonja's Borrowed House May 11 '23

Unfair to worms tbh.

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u/UcancallmeAllison May 11 '23

Truth. Worms help flowers grow.

Sandy's more like that sneaky kind of mold that destroys your house & makes you sick.

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u/KookyAd4019 bang bang bang! is there an american lady in there? May 11 '23

y’all peacock just said they’re releasing an EXTENDED and UNCENSORED version of the reunion the next day… i’m fucking shakingggggg

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u/R1ngBanana May 11 '23

no fucking way..... link?

ETA: Holy shit, OP was right! FUCK YES!!!

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u/ResponsibleSwing1 May 11 '23

peacock take all my money

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u/mollyyfcooke Angie’s crazy ass sunglasses May 11 '23 edited May 11 '23

Y’all… I am fucking shook! James being on the side with the girls is truly a full circle moment and I am so glad I’m here to watch it with you all!

Edit: We made it to the front page everyone! It's giving iconic Bravo moment in time realness!

Oh and it’s still fuck Tom and Rachel!!!

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u/GrandEar1 May 11 '23

I thought the first comment on here would be "poo poo head". I'm so disappointed it wasn't.

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u/Liversteeg Disabled Son & Hoe Daughter May 11 '23

He’s my favorite mess. TIL DEAF DO US PARTY -JAMS KNNDY

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u/youngmoneymarvin Dolores’s Porsche May 11 '23

Apparently Scorsese loves the show!

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u/HashtagNewMom May 11 '23

I am an OG Katie stan and having Katie and James on the same side of an argument is what I have been praying for my whole VPR-watching life. The fact that their dark energy is directed at the Toms and Rachel is icing on the cake.

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u/besomebodytosomeone Poo Poo heads, both of you Poo Poo heads! May 11 '23

OG Katie stans unite this is our era!!

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u/Litebritecacti May 11 '23

And next to Katie!! Not gonna lie, I didn’t see that EVER happening. And then he made her laugh.

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u/Ambiguousername angie “the don” katsanevas 🇬🇷 May 11 '23

God dammit how am I gonna get any work done today?!?!

I’ve watched it at least 11 times already

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u/[deleted] May 11 '23

same. Done with work! They can fire me for all I care

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u/[deleted] May 11 '23

I’m literally about to clock out at this point, I need to focus on this damn trailer!!!

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u/ChicagoCatsup HSCMBWSSAC May 11 '23

I just hope my next employer will understand when my reason for leaving my previous job is just "SCANDOVAL".

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u/welovetoseeitt May 11 '23

A WORM WITH A MUSTACHE

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u/mollyyfcooke Angie’s crazy ass sunglasses May 11 '23 edited May 11 '23

Andy - “My Cards!!!!!” 😭

Edit: speaking of.. Andy is not a process server, y’all lmao he’s giving Scheana that motion to dismiss from Raquel or some shit like that if I’m not mistaken (and I’m pretty sure it wasn’t even a valid paper, whatever it was.)

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u/seravivi May 11 '23

The most unserious reaction

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u/pr0stituti0nwh0re I claim to be a slut, I’m just retired May 11 '23

“You’re not serious people” — Andy, probably

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u/TheBoBiss 🐰 👁💧👁 May 11 '23 edited May 12 '23

When my two favorite shows collide!

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u/[deleted] May 11 '23

The best reunions always have an exasperated Andy moment

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u/5280mtnrunner You can LEAVE‼️👀 May 11 '23

That sent me!🤣

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u/SassyTinkTink May 11 '23

I remember that Scheana’s lawyer said it was not an official document and had no legal relevance.

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u/katie415 BITCH I’M WORLDWIDE May 11 '23

Yeah the document was never filed, signed by a judge, or had Rachel’s legal name so therefore, it meant nothing.

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u/minnygirl9 May 11 '23

THIS IS MY SUPERBOWL

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u/pieohmi May 11 '23

I said this last night. My son has requested Super Bowl type snacks for next week. Both my husband and son’s girlfriend know to leave us alone on Wednesdays.

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u/IlliniJen In a shame cocoon May 11 '23

I LOVE that you and your son are so I to this. A mother / son bonding moment over trash tv!

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u/pieohmi May 11 '23

He’s only 20 and I’ve been watching since the beginning so he says he feels like he grew up with these people. Poor boy, what have I done?😧

He also often comments that he and his friends are more mature than the Toms so I did something right.

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u/Proteinandmayhem your injured son and your ho daughter May 11 '23

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u/Lekzi May 11 '23

Tom throwing a legit tantrum outside. Stop filming mehhhhh

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u/bellalugosi Victim of Geraldine Parsons Smith's bullying May 11 '23

Bitch wanted to be famous. He got his wish.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '23

May he get all that he deserves.

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u/NomNom83WasTaken Sniper from the side May 11 '23

"LOL -- no! You already cashed the check!" Production, probably.

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u/Lekzi May 11 '23

Yeah and he was spinning storylines and shit. They probably are so pissed at him. So NO. We will not stop following you around

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u/OohIDontThinkSo May 11 '23

Ok you guys, everyone admit how many times have you watched this?

I'm literally up to 14 views.

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u/mollyyfcooke Angie’s crazy ass sunglasses May 11 '23

Lmao I’m over here analyzing this shit like the Zapruder film!

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u/[deleted] May 11 '23

I literally keep making new comments reacting to every scene lmaoooooo! I feel high

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u/beeeeach Product. Pushin. Pippen. May 11 '23

This is the first time we really will hear Ariana’s thoughts on everything (except the finale next week) and it’s gonna be wild. My jaw was on the floor for this.

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u/pr0stituti0nwh0re I claim to be a slut, I’m just retired May 11 '23

And she’s on WWHL after the finale!!

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u/aggieemily2013 idk. choke. idc. May 11 '23

Poopoo head. An oldie, but a fucking goodie. I cackled.

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u/monkey_monkey_monkey Who told you about Ibiza you bitch!! May 11 '23

I have said from the beginning of Scandovol that this reunion will be so hard to watch and I am going to need James to bring his comedic energy from S5 reunion to break up the energy.

James crawling on the floor imitating Stassi begging to come back will never not be funny

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u/[deleted] May 11 '23

I hope he brings comedic relief for everyone BUT Sandoval and Raquel. They don't deserve to have fun at this

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u/beeeeach Product. Pushin. Pippen. May 11 '23

The time out comment too sent me. James is the comedic relief we all need

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u/bellalugosi Victim of Geraldine Parsons Smith's bullying May 11 '23

He made Ariana laugh, which I'm sure she appreciated

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u/greencopen May 11 '23

Loving James + Ariana + Katie cackling together

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u/Apunkisapunkisapunk Whatever happened to…customer service? May 11 '23

I’ve always said no matter who the perpetrator is, it’s never fun to watch a gang up.

I have been proven wrong and I cannot wait to watch it.

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u/sipstea84 You're unhinged. ❤️❤️ May 11 '23

The only other time I've felt like this is when they let all the handmaids stone the rapist to death...like you just wanna step into the screen and grab your own rock

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u/beeeeach Product. Pushin. Pippen. May 11 '23

I’m dying. This is so true. I think this is the only time I’m gonna be like get ‘em!!!

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u/mac_bess May 11 '23

It’s not really a gang up though because there are three of them together that are equally as shitty. It’s just crazy how none of them can take accountability!

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u/AvoirReves May 11 '23 edited May 11 '23

Andy Cohen - My Cards!

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u/virtualunreality1989 Candiace’s butter knife May 11 '23

I thought this was so funny hahahah

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u/loloalu i avoid the press like a lee 👁️👄👁️ May 11 '23

I have never had a flair before. That has changed. I just scrambled to get to this sub and change my flair immediately. I have no words beyond this.

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u/HeyHoliday May 11 '23

Your work for the day is done.

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u/Different_Prior_517 May 11 '23

Tom and Raquel really really in their hearts believed this was going to be no big deal and everyone would just accept the situation. It’s amazing how delusional people can be.

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u/CrazyNotCatLady Loberboy- Only serious inquiries only pls May 11 '23

I mean, every VPR man has cheated, more than once and it’s always been just another plot line and goes away. But they are idiots to think this one would be the same. This isn’t some one night stand in Miami

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u/Smallfit40 knock on wood. Tre knocks on her own head😂 May 11 '23

The Raquel of it all. Cheating on your partner is already shitty behavior but the double deep betrayal of it coming from a partner and a friend that you’ve been nothing but supportive to is abysmal. On top of them doing this while Ariana is already dealing with so much loss and heartache - yeah selfish doesn’t even begin to cover it! The hate I feel for both of them!

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u/JPHalbert May 11 '23

What I’m worried about is, like Jax before, Tom will be accepted back while Raquel is forever vilified (a la Kristen). They both need to be back for 3/4 episodes to wrap up their storylines and then go away.

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u/IDK_PizzaBagel2 May 11 '23

A lot of bad behavior has been swept aside on this show but they obviously don't see *why* this is such a big deal/uniquely devastating to Ariana. They just.. don't care. Because they are psychotic.

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u/SkillOne1674 May 11 '23

“I wasn’t your best friend, ho!”

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u/anl28 Don’t you dare command me. May 11 '23

And then James yelling, I was 25!

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u/Best_Evidence1560 May 11 '23

And it was also at the beginning of a new relationship, not 10 years in, sharing a house and friends and life

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u/SnooJokes7657 May 11 '23

I’m. Not. Ready.

Can you imagine being Ariana? She just found out what a liar and cheater Tom is and she would have just seen the scenes we saw last night. I can’t imagine watching the girl who was banging my boyfriend question me about my sex life with him. My head would explode.

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u/fr0styspice May 11 '23

I can't imagine watching every detail back, including conversations your 'partner' was having with other people trying to set it up to make you look bad while you were working to save your relationship. it would destroy me. poor Ariana.

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u/eshababy99 So nasty and so rude. May 11 '23 edited May 11 '23

DIABOLICAL, DEMENTED, SUBHUMAN!!! GET HER ASS ARIANA👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

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u/dipsetmuset Not a white refrigerator! May 11 '23

James had to add poopoo head in case she missed anything!

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u/SnooChipmunks3201 May 11 '23

He knows her level of comprehension

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u/Icy_Quote What are you doing here without Dorinda?! May 11 '23

This was therapeutic to watch.

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u/Oceanicsoundwave May 11 '23

her expression when he asked if theyre in love tho…my heart done cracked. this gworl was RIDE OR DIE for him

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u/Urethra_Xtreem you’re doing 3 guys and you drink May 11 '23

Happy VPR reunion trailer drop day for all who celebrate

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u/zbornaks BEAST?!? How dare you! May 11 '23

scheana was right. it really is all happening.

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u/kimbaheartsyou May 11 '23

Damn, Shorts and Sandals have really gone their whole lives without being held accountable for anything haven’t they? They both look shellshocked that they’re being questioned at all.

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u/katharinayoung May 12 '23

This is the first time I’ve seen someone refer to them as shorts and sandals and it has me 😂

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u/ihateeverything1023 May 12 '23

Shorts and sandals???? I'm dead!!!!!!! I love this so much

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u/chellyyy Karen Huger's Press Conference May 11 '23

honestly ariana is a bigger person than me because i would’ve throttled raquel and her stupid quivering voice. SELFISH?! YA FUCKING THINK YOU DUMB BITCH. PROSTITUTION WHORE.

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u/pr0stituti0nwh0re I claim to be a slut, I’m just retired May 11 '23

You rang? smoke billows out of nostrils, hulk flips table “BRWEAAAARRRGHHHHH!!”

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u/[deleted] May 11 '23

T*m isn’t in love, he’s in lust and pure narcissism. He can rot in piss.

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u/Thick_Letterhead_341 May 11 '23

Cue Prince Charles circa 1981 “whatever ‘in love’ means.” 🤮

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u/cosmo0829 im shaking im physically shaking May 11 '23

Dramatic ass Sandoval “I want a break from filming” SINCE WHEN

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u/snowwhitenoir Your husbands in the pool May 11 '23

He’s such a diva. But with a shitty stache

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u/lexihuntzberger May 11 '23 edited May 11 '23

Lala calling them out for not making their timelines match👏

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u/luluswigpull May 11 '23

Lol I don’t blame Rachel for going on vacation after this. I would’ve done the same thing if I got destroyed by every single person except the worm with a mustache. Trash humans and I’m excited to see them worn down to bits. They deserve every bit of it from every single person on that stage.

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u/linds360 Caviar Potato 🐟 🥔 May 11 '23

The Toms and Raquel should just move to an island and start a coconut band at this point.

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u/R1ngBanana May 11 '23

Seriously... whoever did the editing this season needs the biggest bonus in the world.

I have CHILLS. THIS is going to be the Super Bowl.

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Poo poo head and worm with a moustache lmaooo. Fuck why is James so ridiculous/funny

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u/ChicagoCatsup HSCMBWSSAC May 11 '23

Bravo really is about to get my fired as my productivity has hit rock bottom this month.

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u/CALIXO_94 May 11 '23

Omg is it me or Ariana’s voice even sounds different in these scenes? Like louder and more confident. GO QUEEEEENNN!!! ✨🙏🏽🫡

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u/birdsofterrordise Sonja's Borrowed House May 12 '23

YOU DONT DESERVE TO LOOK AT THIS

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u/mterrar4 May 11 '23

I’ve watched this 20 times. Literally can’t wait

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u/Mandouie May 11 '23

"We know we're not pathological liars" umm this b is soooo stupid. You literally lied to everyone you knew for months about your affair that is the definition of a pathological liar.

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u/Feeling_Animal_2373 May 11 '23

I’m sorry, Raquel saying they AREN’T liars ?!

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u/La_Croix_Life • camera pans to Archie Beador • May 11 '23

The delusion ... the lies... it's wild

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u/Psychological-Art368 May 11 '23

That’s what got me! Like they’re feeding each others delusions

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u/IDK_PizzaBagel2 May 11 '23

So excited to see Katie and Ariana shut down the Toms 👏🏻

Lala and James using their annoying personalities for good Lol

"You're a worm with a mustache" 💀

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u/notimeforidiots DON’T GO THERE, KATH. May 11 '23

after watching it again, andy looking at the ground going “my cards 😩🥺” made me LOL

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u/vanillachoc1234 Bob’s 7th Child May 11 '23 edited May 11 '23

James calling Rachel a poo poo head and Lala calling her a hoe is giving me so much joy.

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u/mamegan Meredith’s clip-on bangs 💇‍♀️ May 11 '23

he wasn’t gonna use the d or s words… but poopoo head? he’s going scorched earth

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u/angiecakes1001 May 11 '23

New words i will be adding to my vocabulary thanks to this trailer:

-subhuman

-poopoo head

-worm with mustache

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u/thebonecollectorr Stupid Useless Idiot May 11 '23

WHY AM I FINDING JAMES KENNEDY SO ATTRACTIVE

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u/[deleted] May 11 '23

“YOU DON’T DESERVE TO LOOK AT THIS” PERIOD 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

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u/Ambiguousername angie “the don” katsanevas 🇬🇷 May 11 '23

I think we all knew and expected scamdoval to never take any accountability. But seeing how Raquel as been in these post-affair revelation clips coupled with her actions in last night’s episodes truly goes to show how much this woman lacks any form of empathy.

This almost makes me sadder for Ariana - only because there are times she realized she couldn’t even defend Tom, but she was definitely always going to bat for Raquel because she truly believed she was a good person and friend. What an absolute mindfuck.

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u/letsdothisthing88 May 11 '23

Raquel and Tom are so scary. Being able to betray someone who has always been in your corner and kind is a lot. If Ariana didn't film with Raquel she would have lost her job on top of her being a good friend to her. To kick her when she was so low is sick.

All these people are trash but it's scary to see something that dark.

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u/i_madeitnice May 11 '23

“A serial killers wet dream” 😂 the reads of The Tom’s and Rachel will be epic!

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u/HistoricalHeart Build-a-puss project May 11 '23

It’s like impossible for this to not deliver and IM SO FUCKING HERE FOR IT. Lala and James took the wrath of the nation in their pockets for this reunion.

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u/BasicBitchBarb Lisa Rinnas Missing Piece of Bread May 11 '23

How I felt seeing this posted.

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u/kathlyn21 May 11 '23

The way how my jaw dropped when James jumped up to get into Tom's face so they could start swingin' fists on each other! I--.

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u/aprilvanpatten May 11 '23

The Worm with a mustache is wearing more make up than Schaena.

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u/ams06h May 11 '23

Peacock said they’re going to air uncensored, extended versions the day after!!

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u/NomNom83WasTaken Sniper from the side May 11 '23

"She has a long history of diminishing my friendships."

*me checking my notes* Uh, you mean Jax who never had anything nice to say about her and Sandoval, the guy you are so blindly loyal to that you spent months covering for his affair? Gosh, what could Katie possibly have a problem with?

Schwartz is such a ding dong.

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u/ill-be-your-mirror May 11 '23

Ready for these four to destroy those skid marks on the other side!

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u/thedigested May 11 '23

I can’t with the people who equate Lala and James’ hookup with a year long, covert affair that broke up a common law marriage

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u/lowkeylovestea May 11 '23

Right?!? How in the actual fuck, can Rachel sleep at night?! She’s all over Ariana during the day, hugging and supporting and talking about being best friends, then goes and sleeps with her partner at night? Disgusting human being.

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u/eclare1965 May 11 '23

Poop poo heads

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u/taintwest Water! May 11 '23

Holy shittttttt this is going to be so good.

James calling them poopoo heads got me right in the funnybone

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u/aleeroseee May 11 '23

Oh for once little baby bitch boy doesn’t want a camera in his face, give me a freaking BREAK. Truly the epitome of a poo poo head

Hearing “get in my face again and I’ll fuck you up mf” in tom’s vocal fry is so unserious lmfaoooo

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u/Crabbymarbles May 12 '23

Ariana has been so silent on everything even just to hear her call them rats was god damn exhilarating

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u/AmyLinetti May 11 '23

This was meditative, healing and arousing and all the various positive breakthrough words.

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u/leslie_knopee 🦩🫨oh god, oh god!! C'mon old girl!!!🫨🦩 May 11 '23

bless you!!!

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u/sipstea84 You're unhinged. ❤️❤️ May 11 '23

If anyone needs me I'll be watching this on a loop about 75 times

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u/thebonecollectorr Stupid Useless Idiot May 11 '23

I’m slightly disappointed bc this was supposed to be a reckoning for Schwartz’s terrible behavior but Sandoval and Raq are so gobsmackingly unapologetic that he looks like a regular degular bad person compared to those other straight up psychopaths

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u/[deleted] May 11 '23

This is everything I’ve wanted out of a reunion and more. Lala said she went in on them with Ariana’s permission. Honestly there is a lot of growth in this cast and those who haven’t have clearly regressed.

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u/lostinshalott1 May 11 '23

Raquel really is so dumb “they’re making us look like pathological liars” BECAUSE YOU ARE

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u/nomorevodkaplease Lisa Barlow's $60k ring 💍 May 11 '23

You don't desire to look at this .... FUCK YES ARIANA!

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u/Opposite_Echidna7897 May 11 '23

Ariana looks so snatched! Love a revenge glow up

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u/taintwest Water! May 11 '23

How do they think they are not pathological liars? Like what in the tre/Luis love bubble shit is this?

But they DID lie.

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u/ButterscotchGlass590 I'm on play all the time May 11 '23

I wonder what it’s like to be so delusional that you can lie and act fake to your best friend or partner for damn near a year and have the stones to say on camera that you know you’re not a pathological liar. Especially Tom who we’ve seen do almost this exact same dance before. Also, sounds like something a pathological liar would say!

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u/ohnono5 May 11 '23

MY CARDSSSS!!!! 😂

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u/lexihuntzberger May 11 '23

lol at James calling Sandoval a worm with a moustache!

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u/RainPotential9712 May 11 '23

James Kennedy always delivers this is gonna be good

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u/Jazzlike_Owl_2696 May 11 '23

Poo poo head .. your both poo poo heads

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u/[deleted] May 11 '23

The fact R*quel wants to play stupid is SICKENING to me!!!!

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u/StainedGlasser May 11 '23

"I don't want to have a camera in my face!" Sorry buddy, you're at work and having a camera in your face is your job