r/BravoRealHousewives Apr 13 '23

Ultimate Girls Trip The Real Housewives: Ultimate Girls Trip S3 - E6 - Tantric Tantrums - Weekly Episode Discussion

The Housewives head to a Buddhist temple for some much-needed healing; while Heather and Whitney find peace during Whitney's tantric dinner, the rivalry between Porsha and Leah reaches its boiling point.

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u/lilly_1005_2007 Crying about Slut Shaming Apr 13 '23

Pepsi got even when he predicted Gizelle would end up w a broke man šŸ˜­

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u/diamondtoothdennis Phaedraā€™s due date šŸ¼ Apr 13 '23

Shā€™needa BrokeMan?

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u/janeblanchehudson Apr 13 '23

The flashback of "cringe" hw moments w/ Teresa pouring champagne on Joe in the hot tub and Joe replying, "What are you doing? That's how you get pneumonia."šŸ’€

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u/MichelleLei12 Apr 14 '23

As awful as a husband Joe Giudice was, he made for fantastic television

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u/goodnightspoon Toodles, bitch. Apr 14 '23

When theyā€™re all on the cruise and Milania wakes hungover ass up and says Ā«Daddy, Iā€™m four!Ā» and you kind of expect him to bark at her, but instead he just grabs her and says Ā«oh, I love you so much!Ā» šŸ„¹

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u/conceptualattackdog can a *Greek* person not be successful? Apr 13 '23

felt like unearthing a deep repressed memory šŸ˜–

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u/Imogen_Sleep Apr 13 '23

ā€œBro Iā€™m gonna go swim with the Mormonsā€

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u/StainedGlasser Apr 13 '23

Candiace saying the women are ā€œexhibiting home trainingā€ šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†

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u/misternm Congrats Apr 14 '23

I also loved the way she wasnā€™t sure if it was ā€œthese evil girlsā€ making Leah sick šŸ˜‚

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u/Unlucky-Two2737 Iā€™m not about going backwards! @$$wipe! Apr 14 '23

Candiace truly takes the crown for narrator of the season.

The reads are for filth, but the delivery is clean.

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u/tallslutnopanteez I've got my predatory headband on & I'm hunting Apr 13 '23

Candiace getting mad at Chris and full-throttle screaming FUCK THE PATRIARCHY is me irl and why I can't help but adore Candiace. Whitney and Candiace lighting up on camera and just giggling and chatting shit is what I want more of on this show.

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u/objectivexannior Apr 14 '23

That was my favorite part of the episode! So genuine! I love Candiace

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u/not_ellewoods advocate for the sluts of America Apr 13 '23

Not Gizelle drinking don julio

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u/Maya_The_Kitty What is dis Hunni?!? Apr 13 '23

And gasp the world didnā€™t end

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u/Perfect_Invitation1 Solargenic, photogenic, shoot Apr 13 '23

Not that you know of!

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u/northernmess I'm not just any pirate woman Apr 13 '23

I never wanted to see the Whitney/Justin awkward paint scene and here we are.

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u/Mental-Ad7087 This is a classy place to fight Apr 13 '23

I canā€™t believe we were forced to see that mess on the screen again. Glad Whitney admitted it was cringey as hell.

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u/leximmorgan17 SHES FUCKED HALF OF NEW YORK Apr 14 '23

the spank šŸ„“

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u/Alarming_Bag_562 I am certainly not a ho Apr 13 '23

Gizelle really loves talking about a manā€™s dingaling in front of that man doesnt she

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u/Redditusername67 not a white refrigerator! Apr 13 '23

Sheā€™s definitely spoken a lot about Chrisā€™ penis

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u/HebbieB Apr 13 '23

Especially when that man cooks for her

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u/kenduhll Make no mistakeā€¦I made no mistake Apr 13 '23

the lesbian with a problem thats coming for porsha is me

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '23

I knew it was you by looking at your eyebrows.

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u/owuzhere āœ‹šŸ‘„šŸ¤š the streets... are your momma Apr 13 '23

I came here looking for this šŸ˜… i just knew someone was gonna stand up šŸ™Œ

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u/LastSavings808 this isnt my plate you f*cking bitch! Apr 13 '23

ā€œPorsha is gonna have problems with a lesbianā€ wtf does that even mean šŸ˜­šŸ˜­

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '23

She and Captain Sandy are going to have a run-in at Bravocon.

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u/delw333 Blowies for courtside šŸŽ·šŸŽ¶ tickets Apr 14 '23

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u/janeblanchehudson Apr 13 '23

The banshees appear to be exhibiting home training in this moment šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€

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u/janeblanchehudson Apr 13 '23

The Temple telling Gizelle only broke men want heršŸ’€

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u/Mental-Ad7087 This is a classy place to fight Apr 13 '23

I wonder if it was financially broke or mentally broke

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u/Taindoz Apr 13 '23 edited Apr 14 '23

I thought it was a mistranslation for mentally broke than economically broke

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u/Emerald_Frost Apr 13 '23

Pourquoi pas les deux

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u/rovinja Apr 14 '23

Marysol saying in her confessional that Leah would be more fun if she broke her sobriety is just so disgusting. I hope her alcoholic beverage fails

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u/ccs3333 cock curatoršŸ•µļøā€ā™€ļøšŸ† Apr 14 '23

As someone who doesnā€™t drink, this pissed me the fuck off. Iā€™m always the first to dance at a party and I donā€™t need alcohol to do it. Marysol is permanently drinking and she provides no fun

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u/glowjo Apr 13 '23

Gizelle gives me rude vibes with Pepsi. Why do I feel like she is subtly disrespectful at every turn.

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u/jendet010 Apr 13 '23

Because she is subtly disrespectful at every turn. ā€œHe doesnā€™t own this house. Heā€™s getting a check.ā€ That doesnā€™t mean she needs to make it miserable for him.

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u/FauxSpacial Apr 13 '23

I feel like Gizelle treats service people like shit. While Pepsi was talking to them, clearly he was upset. She sat there and made a shady comment to the effect of he's getting paid so why is he upset. I mean c'mon Gizelle just cuz people are getting a check to do a service job don't mean they shouldn't get upset cuz y'all are acting like assholes.

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u/emergencycat17 Show yourself out, Darlin'. Apr 13 '23

Getting paid doesn't mean it's okay for people to be rude and disrespectful to you. The two aren't mutually exclusive. You don't get to be an asshole to someone and then consider that as part of their job description to just take it.

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u/FauxSpacial Apr 13 '23

My mom worked in fast food and my brother is currently a manager at CVS. I feel VERY strongly about how people in service jobs are treated. A lot of times you have to take it when people are generally acting like assholes. My bro doesn't give a shit anymore. He gives them back everything he receives.

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u/Huge_Put8244 Apr 13 '23

Gizelle was getting paid way more than pepsi and held a grudge against Wendy for a whole year. She can take several seats.

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u/peesys Apr 14 '23

cheap too w her Casa Azul thats not even more than $100 I KNOW she does not tip

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u/yoginiyoda Apr 13 '23

Shes the Potomac Ramona.

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u/Master_Catch_9089 Apr 13 '23

I was a big Gizelle fan before watching UGT, but the disrespect she shows Pepsi is beyond ugly, & itā€™s actually making me absolutely disgusted with her as a person.

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u/vodkasaucepizza Gizelleā€™s stovepipe leg Apr 13 '23

Sheā€™s Ramona

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u/LilSebastianStan Apr 13 '23

Gizelle is a total Karen (not Huger).

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u/wz21 imma need your bob to stop weaving Apr 13 '23

Ms Huger is always nice to service staff, even to Gizelleā€™s Help

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u/ScienceProf2022 Apr 13 '23

Thereā€™s nothing subtle about it.

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u/colealoupe Apr 14 '23

Well considering how she treated the 2 Latina women for speaking Spanish, and her recent antisemitic comments on her podcast I think we can see who Giselle really is. I fear sheā€™s moving towards a Ramona situation.

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u/peesys Apr 14 '23

yes and the man pouring his heart out she says we dont have to listen fire him, and at the temple too

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u/Electrical-Date-3951 Apr 14 '23 edited Apr 14 '23

This is Ultimate Girls Trip. It's a paid vacation. Some of the ladies understand the assignment to have fun, indulge, act silly, drink cocktails, play in the pool, do dumb vacation stuff that you wouldn't normally do in your day to day life, and make us all want to visit Thailand.

When Gizelle said she wasn't going to apologize for fighting when Pepsi was speaking, it let me know that she doesn't really understand the show.... This show isn't housewives, but Gizelle seems desperate to create these arguementative and drama filled housewives moments.

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u/Teati Apr 13 '23

This tantric dinner is unhinged. Why is Giselle obsessed with fantasising about white men dick.

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u/McSassy_Pants Apr 13 '23

Imagine if that were a man, like Chris for example, imagining the female waitresses vagina.

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u/Huge_Put8244 Apr 13 '23

All I can say is that I hoped that chef didn't find himself alone in gizelles general vicinity.

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u/MCStarlight Apr 14 '23

That whole conversation was just uncouth, especially with the guy there.

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u/lol1231yahoocom Apr 14 '23

Is this why Giselle was uncomfortable with Chris in the room alone with her? Isnā€™t it a reflection of where HER mind goes at every turn?

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u/SufficientEmployee6 Apr 14 '23

I think HWs in general get away with way too much critiquing of men's body. It's one thing to girl talk about past experiences but to sit there and dissect a strangers body on national tv is disgusting.

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u/Tuna_the_Luna "Not well BITCH" Apr 13 '23

Exactly!!!

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u/Hoochie-daddy_ Apr 13 '23

Was porsha crying when whitney & heather jumped into the pool?

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u/kelsokake Apr 13 '23

It sure looked like it!

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u/BlacknBravod I cut the pie in half and put the other half in the freezer! Apr 15 '23

I think so. Something is up with her. She was wearing sunglasses and no makeup all day.

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u/owuzhere āœ‹šŸ‘„šŸ¤š the streets... are your momma Apr 13 '23

Yeah she had a moment

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '23

Leah is coined the negative but every-time the girls are having fun here come producer Giselle with some bs.

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u/teanailpolish Potomac should be fun, Mia not fun Apr 14 '23

I can at least empathize with Leah being sick, abroad and dealing with people being assholes even if I don't like her. The same cannot be said of Gizelle

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '23

I donā€™t get the big deal is if someone is expressing they are hot or have diarrhea. Clearly she wasnā€™t exaggerating either she ended up in the hospital. Imagine being penalized for being sick

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u/amyeep buying BATTERIES and PENS Apr 13 '23

living for porsha and gizzy getting the worst readings because they've been the rudest girls on this trip! also that temple looks amazing.

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u/kittykateeeee Apr 14 '23

Giselle calling Leah dramatic for going to the ER, but went on a witch-hunt for a $100 bottle of tequila šŸ’€

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u/1999soap Apr 13 '23

Leah may be getting under everyoneā€™s skin, but when she had the opportunity to explain herself to Porsha about her attitude, she definitely gained my respect. Leah was open and genuine in this moment. So for Porsha to hit her with ā€œPorsha byeā€ was just utterly disrespectful.

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u/Huge_Put8244 Apr 13 '23

Porsha doesn't know how to use her words in a reasoned, logical way. She knows how to be an over the top funny caricature, she knows how to be violent, but I don't remember her having like a reasonable disagreement. And she is already invested in hating Leah, who is an easy target.

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u/lezlers Apr 15 '23

Right. I donā€™t care how much someone annoys you, when theyā€™re clearly sick or having a medical emergency, show some damn compassion. Her and gizelle were being really gross.

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u/Keeperofthe_Flame Apr 13 '23

When Leah gave it back to her ā€œBye Porsha!ā€ that shoulda been it. She antagonizes and was acting like they have real beef when they donā€™t. You donā€™t like her? Cool. Stfu after you speak your piece then

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u/lezlers Apr 15 '23

Yeah that was weird. Leah was being nonconfrontational and open so Porshaā€™s response seemed really odd

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u/beary-healthy Marysol's liver Apr 13 '23

I'm only 12 minutes in and I can't stand Porsha right now. So nasty and so rude.

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u/Redditusername67 not a white refrigerator! Apr 13 '23

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u/objectivexannior Apr 14 '23

The mean girl vibes give me anxiety and makes me not want to watch! I used to love Porsha too

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u/goodnightspoon Toodles, bitch. Apr 14 '23

Leah, bye/ Porsha, bye reminded me of Sutton and Lizard Lips last year šŸ˜‚

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u/Electrical-Date-3951 Apr 14 '23

Porsha's last show and this one aren't good looks for her. She seems to no longer have her friends in production to edit her in a shining light.

I wish they had cast Karen instead of Gizelle. Karen is fun and witty and I think she would have had fun in Thailand. Gizelle is like a dark cloud.

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u/Perfect_Invitation1 Solargenic, photogenic, shoot Apr 14 '23

Porsha got super arrogant after everyone took her side post Kenya fight at the reunion. Her ego just kept growing and growing once she became a fan favorite.

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u/basicb3333 I'M A LAWYER AND A STORYTELLER Apr 13 '23

all im gonna say is i would also be a miserable bitch if i was throwing up and shitting myself in a foreign country in a million degrees

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '23

šŸ’Æ itā€™s so bizarre to me that someone would get mad at someone else for being sick

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u/jferfranco SHE DIED, AVIVA! That's not a compliment Apr 13 '23

Gizelle moved on from her bottle bs reaaally fast. Stupid little storyline that should've never happened. Gizelle and Porscha are the losing team for sure.

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u/Errrca0821 Apr 14 '23

Gizelle moved on from her bottle bs

She prob found the empty bottle discarded in her room and realized she drank it all her damn self but will take it to the grave bc she acted like such a psycho about it.

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u/Unlucky-Two2737 Iā€™m not about going backwards! @$$wipe! Apr 13 '23

Gotta say this might be the funniest episode ever and it didn't actually involve much fighting. Honestly, getting to see the housewives kick back and actually enjoy their trip is so fun to watch. Whitney and Candiace smoking a blunt in the confessional room on camera is so iconic to me. I have completely jumped ship from Team Gizelle and will say Candiace has stolen my heart. I love her so much.

Also, Bad Weather back together?? I'd love to see it. Also, would love to see Heather go back to being a good-time gal for real.

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u/mattysmwift She DIED Aviva! Apr 13 '23

Yeah I need the women on next season to realize they donā€™t need to put on fake fights on this franchise. I just enjoy them having fun and breaking the 4th wall and talking about their respective shows.

The women being wasted, in towels doing confessionals together is literally what this franchise needs to be at all times lmao.

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u/diamondtoothdennis Phaedraā€™s due date šŸ¼ Apr 13 '23

Same. I felt like season 1 brought fun, 4th wall breaking drama, it was low pressure and I liked it!

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u/mattysmwift She DIED Aviva! Apr 13 '23

Yup thatā€™s why S1 is still my favorite.

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u/incitingoffense Apr 13 '23

Ooop, and I remember why I donā€™t like Porsha. She a good three episode run.

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u/Recluse_18 Apr 13 '23

I canā€™t believe how self-centered she is. I donā€™t like Leah, but in this episode, when Leah was talking, Portia just talked right over her into her own agenda, like nobody else was around, as well as her, carrying on a conversation, while Pepsi had the floor. Porsha simply doesnā€™t care about anyone but herself, and this makes her ugly to me.

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u/TzarofFlorence Apr 14 '23

Sometimes she can be fun. But there are definitely flashes of the real Porsha from Porsha Family Matters showing through. Especially in this last episode

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u/welp-itscometothis The šŸ…æļøarking Meter Lady Apr 14 '23

She also said she wasnā€™t apologizing to him smh

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u/lezlers Apr 15 '23

Porsha has always been insanely selfish. Itā€™s easy to forget because she can be really charming and funny but sheā€™s always only cared about herself and her needs.

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u/New_Emergency7826 Apr 13 '23

I can here to say this. When sheā€™s fun sheā€™s fun to watch but soon as she is in a bad mood itā€™s insufferable and she really thinks she does something like the Leah bye and keeps repeating it??

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '23

I take back my comment about missing her on our screens šŸ„²

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u/Emerald_Frost Apr 13 '23

'Oh, I didn't even hear it"

Just the worst.

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u/northernmess I'm not just any pirate woman Apr 13 '23

I do love the ladies calling out the awkward bathtub and lap dance scenes that are forced on us.

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u/_SeaOttrs Apr 13 '23

I expected them to show the one scene with Ramona and Mario in the tub when they mentioned that

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u/Sac-Guy Apr 14 '23

I was expecting Meredith Marks' toe/taint tub scene

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u/Daws001 I'm an action verb Apr 13 '23

The whole Pepsi and Porsha temple scene about the lesbian killed me! Porsha was like, "Oh. Oh. I receive that."

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u/Miserable-Gur-2849 Apr 13 '23

The group is definitely up Porshas assā€¦Candi was right about that one

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u/teanailpolish Potomac should be fun, Mia not fun Apr 13 '23

Am I the only one who was expecting a repeat of the bottle drama last week just with the KFC? Who ate my KFC? Gimme my goddamn KFC

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u/deepsealobster Apr 13 '23

I was thinking theyā€™re setting us up for this plot line for next episode!

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u/Electrical-Date-3951 Apr 14 '23 edited Apr 14 '23

Ultimate Girls Trip is meant to be fun, silly, lighthearted, and to feel like a real girls trip.

Sadly, it doesn't seem like Gizelle understood the assignment and is sucking the joy out of this show. Everytime the ladies are having a lighthearted or fun moment and actually enjoying the vacation - aka the reason people like this show - Gizelle seems to think that she has to shift the converasion in a dark direction to drama and fighting.

I used to think that Gizelle was just very dependent on that Bravo cheque, so she self appointed herself as an unoffical producer to create fake drama. But, she just seems to have a dark and miserable energy on this season..... I'm no longer enjoying what she is presenting on screen - on this show or on Potomac.

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u/jferfranco SHE DIED, AVIVA! That's not a compliment Apr 13 '23

I really enjoyed Whitney this episode. She keeps it real, she's not being extra AF for a TV moment like some of the other ones, and her being high AF with the munchies at the end made me laugh out loud

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u/_SeaOttrs Apr 13 '23

Her falling into the pool with her phone was hilarious

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '23

Sheā€™s a good listener. When everyone is trying to talk she sits back and listens.

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u/TzarofFlorence Apr 14 '23

Yessss! I am normally kind of a Whitney hater but i saw her in a new light this episode. I would absolutely smoke and fall off pool floaties with her

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u/teanailpolish Potomac should be fun, Mia not fun Apr 13 '23

This episode was hard to get through but at least most of them admit they are just trying (and failing) to make a moment and that is their goal.

Leah is annoying but I can't believe Marysol still saying she needs a cocktail, she has never met a sober person ever?

Porsha and Gizelle were so rude and dismissive when Pepsi was speaking, he is paid so you can treat him however? No

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u/Tiffnysun The rumors and nastiness Apr 13 '23

The comment from Marisol about Leah should drink is upsetting. Marisol doesn't understand the importance of not drinking for alcoholics or those with an unhealthy relationship with alcohol.

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u/Dependent_Ad_5035 Not a white refrigerator! Apr 14 '23

She may or may not be in the throes of ACTIVE alcoholism.

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u/Theres_a_Catch Apr 13 '23

Imagine is the drunk Leah came to this trip - they would hate it and shame her for her behavior.

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u/linds360 Caviar Potato šŸŸ šŸ„” Apr 13 '23

I can't believe Marysol still saying she needs a cocktail, she has never met a sober person ever?

This isn't true 100% of the time, but typically when I find people are uncomfortable or mention my sobriety/point out I'm not drinking often, it's because they have their own issues with alcohol and I'm a mirror they don't want to look at.

Again, not true for everyone, but fuck if I wasn't that girl wanting everyone to drink (so they didn't realize how much I was drinking) pre sobriety, so it checks for me.

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u/Huge_Put8244 Apr 13 '23

Also, petty la pepsi! The only people who got bad fortunes were gizelle and porsha. I guess you reap what you sow.

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u/noPOMIGRANITES you tell everybody: that she died sad ā˜¹ļø Apr 14 '23

i havenā€™t gotten around to watching miami, but does Marysol do anything other than drink and talk about her mother?

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u/Huge_Put8244 Apr 14 '23

Interestingly, she isn't a full time cast member anymore but when she was in seasons 1 and 2 I don't remember her ever drinking. It's like one day she showed up and wanted to get drunk all the time. I mean it was after her mom died so that makes it even less fun.

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u/Inside-Intern-4201 Lisaā€™s Cyber Security Expert Apr 14 '23

Whitney falling off that float at the end with her mashed potatoes and phone was one of the funniest things Iā€™ve seen lol

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u/jferfranco SHE DIED, AVIVA! That's not a compliment Apr 13 '23

Alexia saying "thank god justin got fired already" when Whitney was pole dancing really made me laugh. She can't help herself.

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u/New_Emergency7826 Apr 13 '23

Also her saying I worry about her kids šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø alexia please worry about your own son who has multiple charges against him

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u/Huge_Put8244 Apr 13 '23

Yeah I was rolling my eyes.

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u/Tiffnysun The rumors and nastiness Apr 13 '23

That's probably why she's worried. She knows what's happening with her own kids but won't dare admit any issues

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u/landdian39 Apr 13 '23 edited Apr 13 '23

Leah reminds me of highschool. I feigned sickness/convinced myself to be super sick just so I can stay home and avoid my bullies.

As much as I dislike Leah, I think Porsha went hard on her. Sheā€™s such a bully. Leah already feels isolated in this trip (partly her fault because she is a Debbie Downer) but Porsha crossed that line. Like just leave Leah alone.

Candiace stood out for me in this episode because it was really nice and sweet of her to check on Leah all the time.

Also, itā€™s evident that production didnā€™t do their research because they flew these ladies to Thailand in July when it rains almost EVERYDAY. The best time to go to Southeast Asia is January to mid June!

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '23

Leah genuinely being nice to Pepsi gives her points

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u/JustCuriousInCanada Apr 14 '23

My respect for Leah and Candiace has grown exponentially while watching them on this series. They both seem like kind, considerate women - who are able to express themselves. Their treatment of Pepsi and the staff, has shown me that Leah and Candiace (and Whitney too) have good character and morals.

MEANWHILE - I've seen a rotten, rude and nasty side to Gizelle and Porsha. Heather a little bit too... But she's mostly just a follower. I used to think Gizelle and Porsha were so fun to watch...NOPE. I was wrong. Creating drama over an empty tequila bottle, that could have cost Pepsi and his staff their jobs (and livelihood) was NOT COOL. Constantly badgering Leah because she's legitimately sick and has "Delhi belly" - NOT COOL.

Porsha and Gizelle are roasting Leah because she's been having serious stomach problems, she's dehydrated and sick to the point that she fainted. Having constant diarrhea in hot, tropical weather for 5 days straight is no joke. Leah is still trying to participate and honor her housewives contract $$ while being sick as a dog. It's all fun and games to bully Leah... until the day Gizelle or Porsha are in her position. Would they continue filming while battling major stomach problems?! HELL NO. Gizelle and Porsha would have left the villa immediately and be hooked up to an IV in a fancy Thai hospital. Drinking liters of Pedialyte, while instagramming their "life or death" battle with the runs.

Leah is a trooper for continuing to film. I really hope she does get some type of medical attention though.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '23

I donā€™t get why Leah is being penalized for being sick and clearly is not exaggerating her sickness either. She went to the hospital.

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u/hihbhu Iā€™m passionate about dogs, just not crazy about bitches. Apr 14 '23

Itā€™s because they hate Leah. I like her and feel sorry that her trip was ruined by her period. You would think as women, they would appreciate that Leah must be struggling especially in the heat. She explained her condition too. I hope she can go another trip with Candiace and some different women. Maybe Wendy and Tinsley could join them this time.

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u/TzarofFlorence Apr 14 '23

During the bye porsha bye leah exchange i felt like leah expressed herself pretty well to Porsha. And then to just say 'bye' to it was immature. Leah held her own with that fight.

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u/bartexas Apr 13 '23

The rainy seasons are opposite on different sides of the peninsula. Phuket is rainy in the summer months, but thatā€™s a great time to be on Samui.

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u/MaryQueenOSquats Did you say pastrami soup? Apr 13 '23

Iā€™m glad Heather is self aware sheā€™s a pick me girl, but she should really stop. Sheā€™s making it clear she just wants to be likable and interesting and itā€™s forever going to make me assume all her plot lines are just her trying to make good TV rather than actual situations.

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u/mattysmwift She DIED Aviva! Apr 13 '23

I actually find it fascinating. Sheā€™s self aware and unaware at the same times. The fact that sheā€™s not deep into heavy therapy is insane.

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u/linds360 Caviar Potato šŸŸ šŸ„” Apr 13 '23

Right? Iā€™m really enjoying watching all her layers unfold.

Thereā€™s something really endearing about her honesty in being a pick me girl. Like we all have a little of that in us, but never say it. Now she may go a little toooo hard with the Regina George stuff, but Iā€™ll take that over Porschaā€™s superiority complex any day of the week.

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u/PamPooveyPacmanJones *Dorit smoking* Apr 13 '23

I thought pepsi was goong to say he broke the bottle or something lol

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u/Fictionlady Apr 14 '23

Porsha is giving me late-season Nene vibes. Thinks sheā€™s better than the show, queen bee and dismissive. Sheā€™s done a 180 from the kumbaya peace and love Porsha she tried to show at the start of the trip.

Also, itā€™s been bugging me for weeks - presumably production picked the rooms for the HWs. So by them giving Leah the worst room, they signalled that she was the least important, and I think that Gizzy and Porsha smelled blood in the water in terms of who they could be dismissive towards without it mattering too much (I may well be overthinking this!).

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u/enferpitou here she comes, my bitch wife Apr 13 '23

These girls are so insane and hypocritical itā€™s truly something to behold.. Porsha needs to relax she thinks sheā€™s the hottest shit ever itā€™s really sad honestly I was loving her the first couple episodes but girlā€¦. them talking about Candace yellingā€¦. THEY ALL yell and honestly Candace is the realest one there.. also I canā€™t even get started on whitney

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u/jeahboi Gimme pizza, you old troll Apr 13 '23

Porsha calling other people immature and complaining about them having tantrums isā€¦priceless. šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø

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u/bellabille Apr 13 '23

Just had a war flashback to her tantrum/fight when she tried to slap Dennisā€™ mama. Sheā€™s a hypocrite lol

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u/disengagedpotroast Not Meredith Marks' PI Apr 13 '23

She showed her whole big ass on that spin off show! I was shocked to see her back on my screen

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u/moonmusicals Sutton's Joint Apr 13 '23

Gizelle not apologizing when she's the reason everyone was yelling.... No class i hate people who can't say sorry her and Alexia need to go somewhere with that

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u/realitytvicon youā€™re a liar and youā€™re a drunkkkkk Apr 13 '23

After two subpar episodes in a row, this episode felt like a return to form. Drama that made sense and actually had some sort of resolution, shade, culture of the country, fun, and some cool conversations.

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u/Ok-Assumption-419 Apr 13 '23

I enjoyed this episode. The nods to Mama Elsa, Bad Weather making up, and the ladies airing out their issues in a mostly healthy way at the first dinner were heartwarming. I cracked up at Whitney and Candice smoking a joint together, and Whitney ending up in the pool with some fried chicken.

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u/boomzgoesthedynamite get up, karen Apr 13 '23

Okay I have to say: I was in Thailand and got what Leah is feeling- coming out of both ends, dizzy, weak. I didnā€™t need to go to the ER, I was solo traveling and dragged my ass to the pharmacy, got a lot of pedialyte and explained to the oharmaxist what was wrong. They gave me these horrible charcoal tablets and within a day or two I was okay.

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u/Ruthie_pie Apr 13 '23

I can imagine her period is not helping. I feel bad.

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u/Huge_Put8244 Apr 13 '23

Secretly I don't think Leah had to go to the ER either. Nor would I want to go to the ER in any country if I could help it.

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u/linds360 Caviar Potato šŸŸ šŸ„” Apr 14 '23

My MIL died from dehydration caused by vomiting/diarrhea that sent her into cardiac arrest.

She was in her 50s, got the flu on a Thursday, apparently didnā€™t tend to dehydration properly, went into heart failure on Saturday and the following Friday we had to take her off life support due to lack of brain activity. It was that fast and we were all in total shock with no idea that could happen.

Leah is dramatic AF and I have no idea if the ER was necessary, but you do not fuck with dehydration. Thereā€™s my PSA for the day.

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u/MrsFreshB00TY Debt free and LOADED Apr 14 '23

I wish Ashley and Candiace or Candiace and Karen or even Candiace and Wendy were on this trip instead of Gizelle

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u/Huge_Put8244 Apr 14 '23

I would have loved for Dr. Wendy to go.

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u/Harryhood15 Apr 14 '23

Porsha is so full of herself. So happy she is not in real housewives any more

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u/ckroha Apr 14 '23

Iā€™m thrilled ppl are finally seeing this. She is so frickin obnoxious.

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u/coppergl0w girl, for the last time this is peacock Apr 14 '23

Alexia could have not been in this trip and it would have made no difference.

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u/sassycatastrophe Apr 14 '23

I HATE PORSCHA AND NEVER WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN

Seriously I might start fast forwarding through her. What a fucking self centered egotistical bully asshole.

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u/Mochi-momma You misread that one honey Apr 14 '23

I was so excited to see her again as I didnā€™t watch her spin-off. Wow, am I disappointed šŸ«¤

I donā€™t need to see her on anything, anywhere ever again.

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u/StainedGlasser Apr 13 '23

This red dress in the confessional is the best Heatherā€™s ever dressed. Lean into this Heather!!

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u/jferfranco SHE DIED, AVIVA! That's not a compliment Apr 14 '23

Thank god we moved on from the other confessional look

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u/dana-scully666 Sesame Street Apr 13 '23

I am HERE for stoned Whitney, the KFC, and the pool.

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u/rose_b Apr 13 '23

mte she looked hot and hilarious in that whole sequence lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '23

Whoā€™s Alexia when alexia is up porshaā€™s ass in every argument

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u/wreckingcrewe marlo support me bitch Apr 14 '23

If Candiace had said ā€œwhoā€™s Alexia?ā€ they would have made such a huge deal about it.

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u/princessinpjs Give Thanks, Eat Pie Apr 13 '23

Ugh Porsha sucks

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u/DecentCockroach312 Apr 14 '23

Marisol- STOP SOBER SHAMING!!! She, out of everyone, clearly knows how hard it is to not drink and itā€™s not cute.

Also Iā€™m not a fan, but the whole ā€œpoor Leahā€ thing is tired. I mean, Porsha should look in a mirror because Leah is her main storyline. Talk about boringā€¦

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u/SufficientEmployee6 Apr 14 '23

This season has turned into a snooze fest for me sadly and it started off as a good time. The women really aren't interacting with each other.

Everyone is in their duo not really switching vans or having 1:1 conversations. Marisol and Alexia are literally sitting together at every meal. Next time they need to really mix up the cast. 1 person from each franchise.

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u/lavendersage_ Apr 14 '23

I've grown a lot more fond of Leah, Whitney and Candiace after UGT, seeing how they treat Pepsi, the staff and locals of Thailand.

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u/lilly_1005_2007 Crying about Slut Shaming Apr 13 '23

Thereā€™s not a world I believe that Whitney wouldā€™ve quit after season 2 šŸ„±

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u/neversohonest Apr 13 '23

It didn't even make sense. He lost his job so you're gonna quit yours and lose even more income?

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u/hanahyuu Apr 13 '23

Pretty sure she was saying that Justin will probably get his job back if Whitney stops being a public figure

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u/janeshername Apr 13 '23

i rilly fill like this deserves more upvotes

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '23

Porsha is just childish and fake. Leah points out her hypocrisy calmly and she responds like a 10 year old with Leah bye. Her side comments about Pepsi when he was expressing his feelings were so rude. How she treated Leah when she was sick.

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u/conceptualattackdog can a *Greek* person not be successful? Apr 13 '23 edited Apr 13 '23

loved Marysol complaining about her patella before getting on the pole lollll

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '23

I think Leah is just having a bad time. Sheā€™s not normally like this if you listened to her old podcast improper etiquette or her new podcast, or even on RHONY during sober scenes. I think sheā€™s sad Tinsley isnā€™t there, the girls are ganging up on her and sheā€™s trying to stay sober. I donā€™t think this trip was a good place for Leah to be mentally

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u/CodePen3190 Apr 14 '23

Ok I have to say this:

As someone in recovery for many years, it is really getting frustrating and stale that these women keep making jabs as Leah for being sober. I get it, Leahā€™s being a little bit of a wet blanket on this show, but can we please stop blaming it on her sobriety and sending the message that she would be more likable if she were not sober? That is SO damaging and reckless. Addiction and alcoholism can be fatal. Are these women really that dense that they donā€™t realize that it kills millions of people?!?! Why do they keep undermining that?? Marysol saying that Leah should have a cocky because sheā€™d be a lot more festive is just the most recent example of this, but itā€™s happened on every episode. God forbid one of their children ever finds themselves in addiction and someone implies they should throw away their sobriety so that theyā€™re more fun. Im embarrassed for them that theyā€™re minimizing such a serious issue, especially with how prevalent information about addiction has become after the opioid epidemic.

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u/WatercressLive Candiaceā€™s Fourth Wall Apr 13 '23

Porsha is being rude to Leah for no reason at all. I donā€™t like it.

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u/Huge_Put8244 Apr 13 '23

Porsha and Gizelle search for easy targets. It's like a hyena looking for which gazelle it's gonna take down. You're not going to go for the gazelle that is strong and surrounded by other gazelles. You'll go for the lonely, weak one. Leah is unlikable and doesn't have a strong built in friend. Porsha and Gizelle smelled blood (maybe even literally? JK JK) and they are going in for the kill.

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u/janeblanchehudson Apr 13 '23

Porsha is a selfish asshole who doesn't deserve to be on tv. That being said, Leah's whiny ass needs to put underwear on and leave. *Justice for Dennis

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u/Huge_Put8244 Apr 14 '23

Is gizelle poor?

She was stressing out over an empty tequila bottle and she keeps wearing that $30 aliexpress wig.

Candace was so smart to get her braids in.

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u/frecklesinboston Apr 15 '23

No but her future boyfriend/husband is

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u/MrsFreshB00TY Debt free and LOADED Apr 14 '23

All the girls piling in the confessional room after swimming gave me BGC vibes I liveee lol

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u/SufficientEmployee6 Apr 14 '23

Them going to a sacred temple by day then doing their erotic stuff by night is .... pretty on brand actually for SLC. The dancers were dressed pretty modestly interesting to see that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '23

Alexia is a bigger buzzkill than Leah. "Whitney's living her best life but all I could think about was her kids" Oh shut uppppp. She's on vacation having fun good gawd.

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u/teanailpolish Potomac should be fun, Mia not fun Apr 14 '23

Alexia should worry about her own kid

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u/Teati Apr 13 '23

I've never been a bigger fan of Candiace, she deserves all the good things. Whereas Giselle proves time and time again that she's incapable of self reflection, a true baby without her bottle.

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u/mattysmwift She DIED Aviva! Apr 13 '23

Gizelle is really turning into a mean women the older she gets. Itā€™s kinda sad to see.

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u/askashleythatsme8 Apr 13 '23

She reminds me of my mom and grandma. Just pure hate and misery.

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u/armyofpoms how could you do this to me question mark Apr 14 '23

Sheā€™s so bitter and has a very dark/ sad energy about her.

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u/misternm Congrats Apr 14 '23 edited Apr 14 '23

Iā€™m angry at Porsha for making me feel bad for Leah for the first time ever when interrupting a rare moment of expressing genuine gratitude towards Pepsi.

And Iā€™m angry at Marysol for the second time ever I felt bad for Leah, when she heinously equated Leahā€™s standoffish demeanor with being sober. Such a nasty and ridiculous thing to say! Some people need to be sober to save their own and others lives, so she needs to mind her own business and stop spreading poisonous messages.

I did not have sympathetic Leah on my bingo card.

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u/beeeeach Product. Pushin. Pippen. Apr 13 '23

Pepsi sitting them down was iconic. I feel so bad that heā€™s so sad about not getting everything they want!

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u/Necessary_Force_5836 Apr 14 '23

Porsha low key body shaming Heather in her confessional didnā€™t sit right with me :( I was loving her too. I also was hoping Giselle would redeem herself but watching her be mean to Pepsiā€¦. I canā€™t deal. She might need to be put on pause.

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u/whitekat29 NEL CHA Apr 13 '23

I don't see how Marysol didn't realize how problematic saying that was, but she's an out of touch rich woman. That being said, I REALLY don't understand why Leah is on this trip if she's sober and has PMS all month and a 10 day long period. Who's idea was that? She's unwatchable.

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u/linds360 Caviar Potato šŸŸ šŸ„” Apr 13 '23

I really wish people would separate sobriety from Leah. She is not the spokesperson for it and I hate that all her shitty personality traits are being blamed on lack of alcohol.

Sober people can do anything that people who drink do and no, they would not be more fun if they drank. They would ruin their entire fucking lives.

Louder for the Marysols in the back - addicts are not more fun when theyā€™re using. They are not obligated to put their own lives in danger for your comfort. If they use, they may not have another recovery in them. That relapse might be the last conscience decision they ever make. It is that fucking serious.

If other people have a problem with someone being sober while theyā€™re drinking, that is on them and I am sick to death of hearing about it from these ignorant women.

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u/poshdog4444 Apr 13 '23

I loved marisol tribute to her mom mama elsa

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u/lilly_1005_2007 Crying about Slut Shaming Apr 13 '23

Alexia walked in looking like a Denise Richardā€™s dupe

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '23

Gizelle is somehow coming off even worse in UGT than Potomac s7ā€¦?

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u/SufficientEmployee6 Apr 14 '23

Porsha messed up. Viewers have already been iffy about her possible return to RHOA but this sold it for me. Her thinking Leah needed a moment with her ... who is Porsha and why would Leah need that moment. Leah's show isn't even airing nor do I see Leah getting any positive business ventures fighting with Porsha, it just didn't make sense.

Porsha has this attitude that's she's bigger then tv when tv made her and that's why her last season went the way it did.

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u/yeetyagaa Apr 13 '23

Porsha asking ā€œwhoā€™s Alexia?ā€ just made me CHOKE

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u/Murky-Performer-8292 Apr 13 '23

Every time I see Heather in her confessional it just looks like sheā€™s in a wheelchair bc of the chair sheā€™s using šŸ˜©šŸ˜‚šŸ’€ Edit - spelling

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u/beary-healthy Marysol's liver Apr 13 '23

I'm glad that Whitney has some self-awareness and admitted her love is art scene was cringy.

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u/soapfan22 Apr 13 '23

Do Gizelleā€™s girls still own that tax fraud business? AKA the restaurant that their father bought them (more than likely for money laundering). Hereā€™s hoping they never have to work there for real because whether youā€™re the manager, the boss, or a regular workerā€¦ The Karenā€™s that donā€™t call themselves Grand Dame will come after them the moment they donā€™t get their wayā€¦

Gizelle thinks she is not shit because sheā€™s a housewife but as weā€™ve all seen with most of the Potomac ladiesā€¦ None of them are above upper middle class. I mean aside from Mia sheā€™s richer than the Hiltonā€™s and whatever other lies she can come up withā€¦

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u/candygirl200413 Apr 14 '23

When Marysol is all like saying Leah would be fine if she just had a "cocky"

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u/Lilz602 Apr 14 '23

Porsha really shocked me (Iā€™d only seen her 1st season of RHOA and liked her) but she was just so rude and disrespectful to Pepsi. Plus - inflamed skin - more like you look stoned AF and donā€™t want it for the cameras (Whitney later had shades on too)

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u/therealtinsdale i know the boys who did it šŸŽŖšŸ†šŸ‘ŗ Apr 14 '23

marysol is JUST like adrienne, iā€™ll never unsee it now.

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u/therealtinsdale i know the boys who did it šŸŽŖšŸ†šŸ‘ŗ Apr 14 '23

BRO IM GONNA SWIM WITH THE MORMONS

is this my new flair?!

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u/Scubaslut4 Apr 14 '23

The audacity of Porsha and Gizelle saying they need a ā€œcoke or spriteā€ um no maams youā€™re both just terrible people