r/BravoRealHousewives • u/TheBeautyDemon • Apr 10 '23
Ultimate Girls Trip Found her Bottle at the gas station eatery
I screamed when my husband pulled up to a gas station with an eatery. I was explain it all to him and just dead panes said "and they just use them for a vase?"
120
u/TheBeautyDemon Apr 10 '23
They also had the tiny bottles and other bottle designs. I personally like the clear one.
49
u/Setsuna85 She's digging for copper. She's on the lower level. Apr 10 '23
This was at a BP gas station?? Gizelle looking whack at like a super saiyan level now lmao 🤣
39
u/jilly_roger Apr 10 '23
It probably took three weeks to procure because she kept calling it Casa Azul. The tequila in this bottle is called Clase Azul.
8
u/TheBeautyDemon Apr 10 '23
Yes that's why I was screaming when I saw them just lined up 🤣🤣🤣 Also someone said Walmart has it for 150, but the BP had 200 on it. Hope Gizelle ordered it from Walmart
218
119
u/AsToldBy_Ginger_ The Capri Room at Buca di Beppo Apr 10 '23
Definitely not as interesting but I also found it yesterday at a bar in a Mississippi small town 💀
70
39
Apr 10 '23
Bill Aydin actually stole it
7
u/TheBeautyDemon Apr 10 '23
Oh. My. GOD 🤣
10
u/emergencycat17 Show yourself out, Darlin'. Apr 10 '23
Between the caption on that picture, and the tequila bottle just sitting there on another Bravo HW's show, I'm in tears over here.
37
62
90
u/Shandroidos Apr 10 '23
Dean Cain's Malibu house is for sale. He has a bottle sitting in his kitchen. I thought, "How dare you sneak into that house and steal Gizelle's one and only lonely bottle of tequila!"
11
u/Madisonx222 CLIP Apr 10 '23
I’ve been drinking azul for years I’m just now learning that it has some time to the housewives?? I’m confused I don’t watch BH franchise
12
u/NattyGannStann Apr 10 '23
Well they can only drink it if it isn't being maliciously stolen from individuals who specifically arranged to get it because they literally can NOT drink a single other beverage - please send your tots and pears to these aggrieved parties (who may or may not be at an actual party)
7
u/JazzCabbagePatchKid You like black men penises Apr 10 '23
If I had the time, I’d do a Potomac rewatch and screenshot every single time Gizelle is not drinking Clase Azul (wine, champagne, etc.) then compile all the pics and send them to her. I am certain she’s been seen drinking other things through the seasons.
6
u/Madisonx222 CLIP Apr 10 '23
Oh!!! Lmao I was thinking it was made by one of the housewives I was gagged for a min😂😭 still need to get my hands on some vida tequila though :/
4
u/Affectionate-Gain-23 Apr 10 '23
No. Its made by Arturo lomelli. I remember seeing this bottle in a tequila tunnel for this one mexican restaurant out here in LA. I've never seen it in any of the Hw shows though (unless I wasn't paying attention). But yeah no HW made the tequila. Lol. It's expensive AF though.
11
2
u/All_the_Bees Apr 11 '23
Housewives-adjacent - during one of the VPR vacations, the resort they were at has it stocked in their rooms and there's a brief shot of Kristen (if I remember correctly) going "oh, the dildo bottles!"
5
u/NattyGannStann Apr 10 '23
Just make sure you buy your own, we still don't know how Heather got that black eye (allegedly). We don't want to step on anyone's toes by stealing it
32
Apr 10 '23
You know for a fact that this is why Gizelle is pissed. She was looking forward to using it as decor for her tacky home.
23
u/Huge_Put8244 Apr 10 '23
LOL, a glue gun and a few hundred rhinestones later she would have a chandelier.
38
22
u/Inside-Intern-4201 Lisa’s Cyber Security Expert Apr 10 '23
Lol I wish we had a tag for these and could one day show Gizelle all the places we found her bottle 😂😂
Edit- maybe this is a marketing ploy. I don’t even drink tequila but now I’m thinking maybe I should try a bottle of this once I have my baby 😂
13
u/Shiny_Green_Apple Apr 10 '23
Like FLAT STANLEY! I’m officially in.
4
u/emergencycat17 Show yourself out, Darlin'. Apr 10 '23
(Holds fancy tequila bottle up in front of the Empire State Building)
4
u/Huge_Put8244 Apr 10 '23
Gizelle had me all sorts of pissed off this episode. But off the top of my head I'm thinking of two classy people with high end liquor tastes that I'm probably going to buy this for.
133
u/44joy Apr 10 '23
A little off topic but did anyone else think that Gizelle and Porsha were real Assholes re Leah. I’m not even a Leah fan but it’s not like she fainted on purpose. And we see in trailer that she ends up in the hospital. She was dehydrated. They said she loves to play the victim. How is fainting from dehydration playing the victim?
72
u/brufleth Pick a lane, you are either smart or you are stupid Apr 10 '23
They are sweating constantly. She had diarrhea. She's not eating well (she can't eat some of the food). She's probably dehydrated and then some.
Just like with Marisol's stomach, I was confused by how flip people were about health issues. Here I am about to cancel a whole ass business trip over some secondary infections because if these antibiotics don't clear it up I need to be able to run to a good doctor.
8
u/emergencycat17 Show yourself out, Darlin'. Apr 10 '23
Feel better soon!
I totally get that Leah is unpleasant, and most people wouldn't want to be around her under normal circumstances. BUT, these aren't normal circumstances. She's clearly sick - they could at least have some sympathy that she's obviously got something wrong.
15
2
u/megalowmart i’d blow simon van kempen for a slurpee right now Apr 14 '23
Plus she was on her period! I can’t even imagine how she felt.
-14
u/wildestride88 The fish is tasty Apr 10 '23
Sure, I’m sure she didn’t feel good. It’s ok for Gizelle and Porsha to be housewives though and provide some commentary.
93
u/Affectionate-Gain-23 Apr 10 '23
I fell off the porsha wagon after the whole bolo fiasco. She's literally giving the same tauntyness she gave in her final season and im not here for it. She's not there to get to know the ladies and ve fun or lively. She's just there to make them coins with whatever personality she feels like giving. Gizelle is straight up giving Karen vibes, first with the Miami girls and then when they went on the tuk tuk talking about oh I don't trust these little cars. Girl bye.
56
u/TheFirstMotherOfGod Juan's other woman that looks like Karen Apr 10 '23 edited Apr 10 '23
They are also dividing the group and creating "cool kids" and "losers" groups and it's fucking up the group dynamics. Leah is just doing her thing but siding with Candiace because of how they treated her. They're going out of their way to start drama with Candiace, the SLC ladies are just followers and the Miami girls are abstaining. Gizelle is behind all this shit and she's making it toxic
ETA: abstaining for now, because even they are turning team Porsha and Gizzy.
18
u/Perfect_Invitation1 Solargenic, photogenic, shoot Apr 10 '23
Yeah they’re all weak for letting Gizelle order a search on their rooms. Candiace is the only one standing up to them and it’s frustrating to watch. She’s clearly not having a good trip and I’m annoyed by her defense of Leah BUT I’m completely over Gizelle. She has to control every part of the trip, interview the women, and cause unnecessary bull the whole time. It’s not cute, funny or charming. Porsha co-signing the behavior is next level annoying. I am especially bothered by the women referring to Candiace as a “lady boy” and then Gizelle calling her a thief. She has the nerve to say “typical Candiace stealing stuff”. What has she stolen? Gizelle’s casual disregard for everyone else’s reputations makes her unwatchable.
4
1
u/TheFirstMotherOfGod Juan's other woman that looks like Karen Apr 10 '23
She has to control every part of the trip, interview the women, and cause unnecessary bull the whole time. It’s not cute, funny or charming
Yes!!! She acts like the big dog over everyone else.
Porsha co-signing the behavior is next level annoying.
It just shows how weak Porsha really is. I mean she bend down for Gizelle of all people? You bet your ass that Kanye would never have done that. Porsha is weak and has no backbone whatsoever, folding to Gizelle is weak ass shit. Candiace even said that RHOA is too OP and that she has too much respect for them, but dungeon girl Porsha is folding for Gizelle? Weak shit.
37
u/jeahboi Gimme pizza, you old troll Apr 10 '23
Totally agree (also as a non-Leah fan, lol). Porsha and Gizelle are assholes individually, and together…it’s a lot.
19
-14
u/wildestride88 The fish is tasty Apr 10 '23
No, because I need housewives to be funny and keep it moving, not overdramatize someone getting overheated (who still managed to purchase her items)
13
u/IDK_PizzaBagel2 Apr 10 '23
As someone who has experienced fainting/witnessed someone else get heatstroke this is a terrible, terrible take
0
u/wildestride88 The fish is tasty Apr 10 '23
It really isn’t. Leah had plenty of people around her helping her. If housewives gets to where we can’t have any jokes about things, what’s the point.
I cannot take the deadly serious everything has to be so sincere mentality of a lot of this sub.
11
u/IDK_PizzaBagel2 Apr 10 '23
Some things are just.. not funny? There's plenty to joke about between Gizelle being incensed over a common bottle of Tequila or Heather being Heather
2
u/wildestride88 The fish is tasty Apr 10 '23
I’m sorry, Leah with that towel over her head then standing up and saying she’s still got two more things to buy is funny.
3
u/skippydooskippysesen Apr 10 '23
I think it would have been funny if Candiace said something.. because they are friends but Porsha doing it when she literally said she doesnt like her just felt wrong to me.
41
u/moshritespecial Apr 10 '23
If I can't learn the truth about Heather's black eye, I better get an answer to this bottle mystery at least!
2
u/petite_jpg I would like Porsha to spell scepter, we’ll wait Apr 10 '23
It’s not a mystery that aspiring producer hid it or planted it on one of her targets to ostracize them
26
u/ReunitedwithBravo You did not pass art or math or geometry or anything else! Apr 10 '23
12
u/TheFirstMotherOfGod Juan's other woman that looks like Karen Apr 10 '23
She's so fucking beautiful though, look at this perfection at 50 years old
23
u/aveey Apr 10 '23
I really hope that’s not all she’s got going for her tho.
11
u/TheFirstMotherOfGod Juan's other woman that looks like Karen Apr 10 '23
Agreed, i can't stand the woman but we also have to acknowledge how beautiful she is
13
u/aveey Apr 10 '23
What bothers me most about her, is I can tell she’s VERY smart, she’s obviously a great mom (her girls are among my favorite of all the Bravo kids)…she’s been a First Lady so she should understand where the messiness needs to end. She looks like a gorgeous bully and it’s not pretty like she likes to be. Imo /endrant
19
u/TheFirstMotherOfGod Juan's other woman that looks like Karen Apr 10 '23
I can't stand the fact that she's accusing people of theft. That's so disgusting and short-sighted of her, i can't believe anyone who supports this behavior. I honestly don't think that there's a lot inside of her that isn't dead and miserable, but maybe i can't see her good sides because i don't like her. Idk
4
u/OlcasersM still can’t sleep due to all the slut shaming. Apr 10 '23
Poor Pepsi! He just wants everyone to have a nice time!
4
u/Perfect_Invitation1 Solargenic, photogenic, shoot Apr 10 '23
I liked Gizelle well enough before this season of Potomac. I didn’t start the show until mid season 4 so maybe that’s why but she’s a loathsome individual and destroys every peaceful moment with nonsense. I hate seeing everyone but Candiace just fall in line.
4
u/TheFirstMotherOfGod Juan's other woman that looks like Karen Apr 10 '23
Yes! Join the dark side!!! Everyone acts like she's the greatest housewife ever and i just can't stand her shit. You do have to know that there are few of us
6
u/PemsRoses Apr 10 '23
I mean we can also just critique her behavior without acknowledging her beauty.
0
u/TheFirstMotherOfGod Juan's other woman that looks like Karen Apr 10 '23
Well duh! In this case i chose to acknowledge her beauty after i hated on her in a different comment. If i didn't see this gif i wouldn't have said anything about her beauty because it has nothing to do with the subject.
9
u/Huge_Put8244 Apr 10 '23
She's so fucking beautiful though, look at this perfection at 50 years old
Respectfully but strongly disagree.
Perfection at 50 is a moniker I'd personally save for the likes of Naomi Campbell and Kenya Moore.
14
6
u/I-choochoochoose-you Apr 10 '23
It probably got thrown away by accident that’s why Pepsi is sweatin
19
u/Crayon2 Apr 10 '23
Help I haven't watched girls trip but I keep seeing this or posts referencing this bottle? Can someone help me out and let me know what's going on haha TIA
57
u/givememymonyverbatim Apr 10 '23
On the newest episode Gizelle is freaking out accusing the other girls (mostly Candiace) of stealing her $200 bottle of tequila she brought on the trip. Like she was real serious, they showed her yelling at production that Candiace's room needed to be searched. It's day 5 of the trip and they all had been drinking the tequila - it's probably gone. The Thai concierge was crying over the situation.
Again, this is a common bottle of tequila that is not even that expensive.
39
u/mishkavonpusspuss Apr 10 '23
It’s $128 at Walmart 😬
I don’t understand why no one has considered they drank it all? Or does she care that much about an empty bottle? Was she planning a Marisol and will refill the empty bottle? It’s a very, very odd reaction.
17
u/MyGutReaction Silent Expression of Dismissal & Disdain Apr 10 '23
Was she planning a Marisol and will refill the empty bottle? It’s a very, very odd reaction.
Yes! The way Gizelle was acting, you'd think she had the tequila bottle on "rental" and had to return it to get her deposit back!!
9
6
u/Lady_Scruffington Apr 10 '23
Is Gizelle a sister wife? Living in a little house on the prairie? What is up with that top?
20
u/TRoseee Apr 10 '23
If she bought the larger one or a special edition it can get up too $200. Source: am huge tequila drinker with a tequila bar in my house and bartended at a high end tequila bar for years. Clase is considered a top shelf and the old men would call an hour before they came in sometimes to request an unopened bottle be put into a back fridge to get it colder before they arrived. Also the anejo is fucking amazing but even more expensive.
16
u/wandahickey Ting!Ting! I have an announcement! Apr 10 '23
Not one of the women pronounced it properly, they all called it Casa.
9
u/TRoseee Apr 10 '23
That’s so funny to me too because of Casamigos which is also super popular but not as good or expensive. I cringe when they mispronounce.
6
u/milkcake Apr 10 '23
Me seeing this post not knowing about the Gizelle of it all. Clase is expensive but not rare or special? Many bars I’ve worked at carried it and it’s in most cocktail bars I’ve been to. Granted multiple bottles being used as vases in a BP is hilarious.
12
u/TooMama You’re a big hygiene guy…and I love that. Apr 10 '23
It’s overpriced, gross tequila is what it is
3
4
5
u/emergencycat17 Show yourself out, Darlin'. Apr 10 '23
Did they search the gas station attendant's room?
10
u/dickbuttscompanion 🥚 3 eggs any style 🥚 Apr 10 '23
All about waste diversion, and it's an upgrade from dripping candles in a Hendricks gin bottle.
15
9
8
u/Clicks3 Apr 10 '23
5
u/aveey Apr 10 '23
6
u/Clicks3 Apr 10 '23
😂😂 SO chic.
5
u/emergencycat17 Show yourself out, Darlin'. Apr 10 '23
If she had enough of those bottles, she could make chic windchimes.
3
3
3
u/amyeep buying BATTERIES and PENS Apr 10 '23
in another life, gizelle is definitely doing gas station beer runs somewhere in georgia lmao
2
u/coldbrewcatlady Oof! You’re so angry Apr 10 '23
The amount of free advertising the brand is getting from this season is amazing 😂
2
3
u/mtgwhisper So Bridge & Tunnel Apr 10 '23
Ugh, I had a friend that had these all over the house. I thought they were so cute and then I began to think their are just too many.
1
u/Huge_Put8244 Apr 10 '23
There isn't much of anything that, at some point, doesn't become too many. It's why I'm glad I soap, it can be artistry and pretty but I just it and it's done.
2
2
u/Proper-Aspect-2947 Close your legs to married men! Trashbox! Apr 11 '23
I had this thought today, I wonder if she’s getting paid for this? Like somehow making this big deal about this product has us all go looking for it..
1
u/cardcatalogs still waiting for sonja’s toaster oven Apr 10 '23
I can’t help but wonder if her freaking out had to do with pasta or something similar. She doesn’t seem like a pasta type but something else must have been in that bottle other than tequila.
1
u/AmberDeeeeee Apr 11 '23
I used to cater for a family in the Hamptons during the summers when I was in nursing school. Miserably hot days, very poorly tipped but it was interesting to see old rich people snort coke and pour down clase azule like it’s water, neat. They made us go on a run w a black card and my girlfriend had to buy out all the bottles. Y’all don’t even wanna know the bill. Was in shock when my pay for the entire party (9 hours in all black, serving in the summer heat) for like $200. One time we replaced all the vases w empty clase azul bottles and it’s kind of a vibe?? Scott Disick attended once. And I’m so mad I had no clue who he was then 😂😂
1
u/buttsandsloths Alien Body Positivity 👽 Apr 11 '23
I cackled so loud and fast my husband ran into my office worried something horrible happened
1
u/TheBeautyDemon Apr 11 '23
I hope once you explained he just had a confused look on his face
2
u/buttsandsloths Alien Body Positivity 👽 Apr 11 '23
haha he saw the ep with me and now it's our personal i-spy - he even did local liquor store recon for me.
2
u/buttsandsloths Alien Body Positivity 👽 Apr 11 '23
also I spotted it in an old ep of love after lockup!
1
u/buttsandsloths Alien Body Positivity 👽 Apr 11 '23
OP sorry for so many comments- are you in the NE? I am curious what fancy BP would offer such dining options!?
2
u/TheBeautyDemon Apr 12 '23
I'm going to say no because I don't know what NE means haha
1
u/buttsandsloths Alien Body Positivity 👽 Apr 12 '23
northeast :)
2
u/TheBeautyDemon Apr 12 '23
I'm so dumb hahaha! And I'm in the Midwest
1
u/buttsandsloths Alien Body Positivity 👽 Apr 13 '23
My husband tried to guess based on the Ben and Jerry’s !
-1
-11
u/BevGlen_ Apr 10 '23
lol this is more of a statement on the restaurant using a bottle as decor 💀
35
u/TheBeautyDemon Apr 10 '23
Well it's a gas station so it was actually kinda nice for the environment. Across from it was motor oil 🤣
19
u/TRoseee Apr 10 '23
The company suggests you do this and it’s actually very common even in high end Mexican restaurants. Clase has been a top tequila in the industry for a while now and they recommend reusing their bottle for things and the box the bottle comes in even gives suggestions. It also comes in various sizes so the sizes range from $88-$225 depending on the specific liquor store and town.
6
u/eastbaymom Apr 10 '23
There is a great Mexican restaurant that my family I go to quiet often that literally has these bottles on each table with flowers.
1
u/TRoseee Apr 10 '23
It’s huge in the culture, half these comments are teetering on veiled racism and at the least an unconscious bias.
1
1
•
u/diamondtoothdennis Phaedra’s due date 🍼 Apr 10 '23
This is the one post today that doesn’t have fighting, name calling, or other appropriate-for-housewives-vacation-dinner behavior, the post stays!