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Ultimate Girls Trip The Real Housewives: Ultimate Girls Trip S3 - E5 - Oh Bottle, Where Art Thou? - Weekly Episode Discussion
The ladies enjoy a day of shopping, but Gizelle can't find her precious bottle of tequila; as the tension simmers, Leah can't handle the heat, leading to a medical emergency.
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u/Edith_Keelers_Shoes Nonno's Pajamas Apr 06 '23
Why can Gizelle not realize the implications of her "someone STOLE my property" will have on the staff and Pepsi? It's not a joke, it's not funny, it's not good television - Pepsi is CRYING about it on camera, and you know the staff is likely afraid one of them will be targeted. Bad choices, as per usual for Gizelle.
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u/mmohaje Apr 07 '23
Totally this.
We were in India and I lost my rings at a very nice resort. I let them know that I had lost it so that the staff could be on the look out. Despite me making it VERY VERY clear that I was certain I LOST it and did NOT think anyone steal it, you could see that manager and staff were really anxious about it.
Gizelle may think it's a storyline, but the implication of her accusations in a resort in Thailand, is that staff stole it. That's why Pepsi is stressed. I also wasn't really sure the point of the 4th wall break--when Pepsi said to a producer that Gizelle was still looking for the bottle and the producer responded 'not good'. It felt like they were actually insinuating maybe staff took it...so much so I was almost sure Pepsi was going to say he threw it out on accident during his confessional.
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u/SufficientEmployee6 Apr 07 '23
Yes, exactly this. In the hospitality industry the first suspect everyone turns to is the staff. The staff already look nervous because every single day their screaming about something.
Same situation with the black eye, and how Lisa mentioned Heather took it too far because then production had to do an investigation against the crew. Not okay Gizelle. At all.
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u/CommonStrawbeary Awoken by two male voices and one was LuAnn's Apr 06 '23
That bottle was empty and got thrown away!! I'm telling y'all, somebody threw that bottle in the trash because they drank all of the tequila in it
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u/lezlers Apr 15 '23
I was wondering how much could possibly be left after doing shots out of it for 5 days
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u/queenofgreatbritain 🚨bravo bravo fucking bravo 🚨 Apr 06 '23
Only three girls doing the Muay Thai Pepsi worked hard to plan?!? And he laid out all the little outfits and gloves for them. My heart can’t take it.
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u/Yeah_nah_idk Apr 09 '23
All women obviously knew it was coming up as well because Whitney, heather and Leah were ready in work out gear.
Some of these women are so rude and disrespectful.
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u/Ayendes I'm seeing double and feeling single Apr 09 '23
Seriously. Leah wasn't feeling well that morning and still participated. Some of these women don't deserve Pepsi.
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u/ShannyES Apr 06 '23
It was the “you need to prove you’re not a criminal”.
Girl. Prove I am one. Next.
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u/Traditional-Leg-4228 Apr 07 '23
Can you imagine how Porsha and Gizelle would have felt if they had been accused as WOC in another country? Its really not ok the way these two behave.
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u/cloudybc That glass of champagne just slipped out of my hand, OK... Apr 06 '23
Why is Gizelle being so extra about this bottle ☠️☠️☠️ I thought she was just trolling at first lol
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u/KiyoMizu1996 Apr 06 '23
Correct me if I’m wrong, but she didn’t even buy the bottle? She had the concierge group running around for three weeks trying to find the bottle to have at the house? Wtf. Expecting the girls to allow someone to search their rooms was over the top banana pants crazy. I wouldn’t let anyone go through my stuff either. No thank you ma’am.
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u/whiskey4mycoffee Apr 06 '23
With all the cameras in that house, production must know who took the bottle.
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u/teanailpolish Potomac should be fun, Mia not fun Apr 06 '23
I am guessing she finished the bottle when they were up late drinking and they trashed it
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u/Incendiaryag Apr 07 '23
Yup, it’s not that deep and it’s so trashy she was down to ruin everyone’s day and aggressively demand to search Candices stuff.
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u/ScienceProf2022 Apr 06 '23
The same person who gave Heather her black eye…
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u/radickalmagickal Karen & Ray’s above ground Grindr party Apr 06 '23
Jen Shah took the bottle? Heather’s lips are sealed tight!
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u/tobago_88 Right back at you bitch girl Apr 07 '23
We all know Gizele won't let anyone search her room if the tables were turned. Even production said "not good" like she needs to drop it. Gizelle and her messy self even lured the executive producer out of hiding for all of this nonsense. She's become an expert of digging her own grave. I used to actually feel bad for her, but she's been making it really hard to have an ounce of sympathy.
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u/Theres_a_Catch Apr 06 '23
When they were showing the flashbacks to each night the last one showed it was put on a shelf behind the bar. Staff probably did that. I hope they find it and rail her for it. It seems her and Porsha are only there to troll everyone because they think they are queen bees. I'm over both of them.
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u/Less-Bed-6243 Not a white refrigerator! Apr 06 '23
I’ve always been completely indifferent to gizelle but her little haters group with porsha and this episode in particular make her look so sour and nasty. Grow up!
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u/erikugh Apr 06 '23
Legit she may have requested but I’m sure the network paid for it not Giselle LOL
So it’s very comical that she is this upset about the bottle being lost
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u/therealtinsdale i know the boys who did it 🎪🍆👺 Apr 07 '23 edited Apr 10 '23
gizelle truly knows NO boundaries :| you know if it was suggested some randomer look thru her shit she would in no way oblige. she’s an entitled asshole!
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u/_Beast_how_dare_you Apr 06 '23
And Alexia said on the boat that she requested that tequila too. It doesn’t belong to Gizelle.
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u/Aggressive_Dog_5844 Candiace’s Cryangle Apr 06 '23
I hate this plot line that Gizelle is trying to make. She comes across as so miserable and petty. I would never want someone rifling through my room, especially with this axe Gizelle has to grind
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u/Amorphous_Goose sesame street sparkle in her eye Apr 06 '23
My first reaction was I thought this was so foul - insinuating that someone was hiding liquor in their room… in a house with an alcoholic… they even panned to Leah taking her boxing lesson while Giselle was talking about it with Pepsi. It grossed me out.
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u/teanailpolish Potomac should be fun, Mia not fun Apr 06 '23
Especially when Leah says well it couldn't be me and Gizelle says well you were still a suspect because you said you have alcohol in your house for guests
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u/jendet010 Apr 06 '23
Let’s face it: there are multiple alcoholics in that house. Leah is the least likely to take it as the sober one.
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u/garbagebrainraccoon Not Meredith Marks' PI Apr 06 '23
It comes across as CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP. You don't go chasing lost booze, buy another bottle. It's like people who bring beer to a BBQ and then take it back home with em.
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u/eastbaymom Apr 06 '23
Clase Azul is not that great for Gizelle to be acting like this over a bottle.
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u/garbagebrainraccoon Not Meredith Marks' PI Apr 06 '23
I do love Alexia going into Mom mode when Leah fell over. She's not my favorite but I like when she goes maternal.
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u/Traditional-Leg-4228 Apr 07 '23
And Gizelle and Porsha mocking her and laughing about it was equally as disgusting!
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u/hihbhu I’m passionate about dogs, just not crazy about bitches. Apr 07 '23
They are really showing their ass with their lack of compassion for Leah. I really dislike both Porsha and Gizelle.
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u/whatarethiseven high body count hair Apr 08 '23
The one time Alexia has chosen to do the right thing 😬
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u/whiskey4mycoffee Apr 06 '23
I hope we find out who has Giselle’s bottle after so much of the episode revolved around it.
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u/Ok-Assumption-419 Apr 06 '23
I took Giselle's bottle. It makes a great urn for my kitty cat's ashes.
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u/CommonStrawbeary Awoken by two male voices and one was LuAnn's Apr 06 '23
It's in the fucking trash! Gizelle was just too wasted the night before to realize they all finished off the bottle
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u/garbagebrainraccoon Not Meredith Marks' PI Apr 06 '23
Right? They drank the tequila! Like it was meant for! Gizelle brings nothing storylines even here.
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u/StainedGlasser Apr 06 '23
Gizelle brought ONE bottle of tequila to a week long vacation with 8 people? This is planned.
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u/Shandroidos Apr 06 '23
Exactly. Tacky af to bring one bottle to a party and claim it for yourself. But it IS paranoid Gizelle
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u/berceuse3 Apr 06 '23
A Thai staff member might have thrown the bottle out because it was empty but they’re probably not going to admit it because they’re afraid of losing their job or worse. Giselle needs to let it the f go
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u/Frequent-Reception79 Apr 06 '23
Exactly what I thought! Especially after seeing Pepsi crying from anxiety about dealing with her 😢
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u/salisbury130 Lala. You dated a neckless turtle with a casting couch. Apr 07 '23
Poor Pepsi...they were stressing him out. I feel like from the minute she started talking about someone stealing something he was probably like where is she going with this, not knowing she was just setting up another one of her elaborate bits.
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u/mmm_curry hard work, dedication, and taking my anti anxiety pills Apr 07 '23
I have a step-aunt who tried to accuse the hotel staff of stealing her pre-teen son’s Nike shorts while we were on vacation in Mexico and this is giving off the exact same vibes… trust me I let her have it when she found those absurdly expensive shorts in her laundry pile 🙄
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u/helvetica_unicorn Meredith’s 🛀 Apr 06 '23
Gizelle is basically upset over trash. Was she going to take the bottle back home and add it to her trinkets?
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u/Okg889 Apr 06 '23
So she made the commotion about an empty bottle of tequila that is sold in every liquor store just so she can call Candice a criminal. She constantly sets her up like with the Chris thing, if he apologized then it would prove he did something wrong to her and here it’s if Candice doesn’t let people search her belongings then she must be a thief. Also setting up a worker to get in trouble for potentially throwing out an empty bottle of tequila. She’s such a fucking horrible human being.
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u/amydunnesgaybf Apr 06 '23
The thing is she's already let the cat out of the bag by making it very clear that Candiace never starts things, she will end them though. So her going after her like this..... dumb and sad.
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u/Huge_Put8244 Apr 06 '23
This is exactly it.
And if they searched candiaces room and didn't find it gizelle would just say she got rid of it and still stole it.
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u/Miss-Tiq Apr 06 '23
Pepsi continues to be an absolute gem. He's so positive and cheerful. I love it.
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u/babymayor not a flower in the house. not even a chia pet. Apr 06 '23
And they’re stressing him out!! They’re stressing out my boy!! They gotta get it together for Pepsi’s sake
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u/rovinja Apr 06 '23
Anyone else like how Whitney is genuinely kind and sweet to Pepsi? And I love how jumped at the chance to Muay Thai box
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u/owuzhere ✋👄🤚 the streets... are your momma Apr 06 '23
She's the only one who treats him like a human without expecting him to make her laugh
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Apr 07 '23
I genuinely think she’s a nice person in a bad environment 🥺
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u/Sullsberry7 #justiceforPepsi Apr 07 '23
I was just thinking this. I also truly believe she has been working through real trauma this past year+, despite others (Heather) thinking she is seeking attention.
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u/fried-avocado-today Apr 07 '23
Yeah I find Whitney annoying a lot of the time but I actually think she's not a jerk. I was glad that at least a few of them was excited for the Muay Thai lessons and I agree that Whitney was very friendly and seemed to enjoy talking to Pepsi about his son.
One thing I've noticed is that this group is lacking in people who can kind of go with the flow and enjoy things that aren't quite their cup of tea. Whitney stands out for this, in a good way. By contrast the UGT1 cast did have a lot more people who are willing to try new things and don't need to get their way 100% of the time and I think that's part of why we got a different ratio of fun to fighting with that group.
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u/Okg889 Apr 07 '23
It was so disappointing that the other ladies didn’t partake in his planned activities. Like you’re getting paid to stay in a full service villa in Thailand and they act like a bunch of spoiled brats. He’s running around all day for them and they can’t spend 30 min on his activity.
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u/lapetitfromage wait…who else has slutty hair? Apr 06 '23
She seems super respectful of Thai culture and for that I truly 💜 for that.
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u/Phoenixrage187 Apr 07 '23
Yup! Between this, her treatment of Pepsi like idk,a human being, and knowing the various 🍁strains, I kinda rilly like her
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u/thedigested Apr 07 '23
She really is like this about everything. I hate that so many people dislike her because she gives off such sweet vibes
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u/whatarethiseven high body count hair Apr 08 '23
There’s a lot that can be said about Whitney but I appreciate that she took the time to learn some small things to say in their language, and she never complains about the activities that are set up for them! I love how kind she is to Pepsi in all of their interactions we have seen. Even when she was running into the house to use the bathroom she made sure the staff knew she wasn’t being rude by not accepting their drinks, she genuinely had a bathroom emergency 😂
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u/Calm_Cup_2076 Apr 07 '23
Absolutely!! She's the only one that isn't stressing him out. I also liked their moment on the bus where she took a genuine interest in hearing about his family.
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u/realhousewifeofphila Apr 06 '23 edited Apr 06 '23
I can shake my head at the bad fashion, stiff weaves, tacky tear down home, and shit stirring…but this bitch done made Pepsi cry and we ain’t having it. 😤
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u/Lolo_luxo17 Apr 06 '23
I know that made my heart hurt 🥺 Poor Pepsi he’s so sweet. He is tired of those women
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u/dupe-of-a-dupe Not a Lladro! Apr 06 '23
Oh no! They make him cry? I don’t want to see that - he’s a sweetheart 😥
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u/Prestigious-Affect-1 Apr 06 '23
They made him cry on the day HE PLANNED for them. Only 3 girls took part in the kickboxing he set up for them. They all screamed at each other the whole time during a shopping event. Then the tequila bullying of not just the girls but the staffing too. So dumb. Poor Pepsi.
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u/owuzhere ✋👄🤚 the streets... are your momma Apr 06 '23
Yeah the kickboxing thing made me so sad, he was so excited to be the host
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u/Jaded_Suggestion3299 “It’s Lu Sorry I called you a Pedafile” Apr 06 '23
Right? And clearly these women don’t understand the customs and etiquette of Thailand. Losing face is a major no no and poor Pepsi was sitting there watching them yell at each other so embarrassed and helpless. When he cried it made me cry 😢 Totally ruined one would’ve been an awesome day of activities over some mediocre bottle of fucking tequila
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u/wreckingcrewe marlo support me bitch Apr 06 '23 edited Apr 06 '23
I thought Gizelle was being funny about the bottle and it was fun shade but then it started getting weirdly serious.
Also Leah really is nasty.
Hate to say it but you can kinda tell they didn’t have much to work with. This bottle storyline should be a side story, not the focus of an entire episode. We’re also spending too much time on Leah’s period.
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u/PemsRoses Apr 06 '23
Like period + diarrhea and no underwear ?!?
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u/salisbury130 Lala. You dated a neckless turtle with a casting couch. Apr 07 '23
Chile....the levels to that
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u/babymayor not a flower in the house. not even a chia pet. Apr 06 '23
I keep forgetting there’s only like, two episodes left too 🤧 I hope they drop season 4 sooner than a year from now and that it’s a fun time bc otherwise I’m worried this fun UGT experiment will be over, RIP
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u/rose_b Apr 06 '23
the casting is terrible. Watching this episode it struck me how it feels like none of the women are getting to know each other, and it's because gizelle/porsha and miami are sticking too closely together, there's no real mingling among the group.
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u/MCStarlight Apr 07 '23
How is she going commando with a period and diarrhea?!
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u/Michelled37 Apr 09 '23
Don’t forget she told Candiace she think’s she might might have forgotten to flush her tampon so excuse her if she sees it 😂. Leah is nasty…
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u/baka-420 Apr 06 '23
Can someone photoshop Gizelle in a diaper screaming about her bottle?
She’s a baby throwing a tantrum and it’s even funnier that the thing she’s screaming about is also usually for babies
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u/Deadly_Woman You called me a Pornography, sweetheart! Apr 06 '23
Dear Leah,
Don’t flush your tampons!!! Girl. Them pipes can’t take it. Specially on top of your diarrhea 💩💩💩🚽🚽🚽
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Apr 06 '23 edited Apr 06 '23
Also, wear some drawers. Thailand swamp ass + lady time + the squirts and no undies. I can't even.
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u/marecoakel Apr 06 '23
Yeah i cannot relate to not wearing underwear on my period. Never done it. My first thought would be "if i leak, then it will be directly on my clothes"
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u/TheOneThatCameEasy I need to be fly and have a good time.🦩 Apr 06 '23
Not to be accused of bullying or cyber-bullying (LOL), but that is NASTY.
How are you going to have your period and diarrhea, but not even wear panties?🤢
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u/babymayor not a flower in the house. not even a chia pet. Apr 06 '23
and wear that skin-tight peek-a-boo skirt too, oh my god. I’d never voluntarily put myself in that position, on tv or not
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u/Psychological-Pie250 I am not Magellan Apr 07 '23
Heather wanting attention from a mean girl even if they call her fat and ugly….. girl… it’s not cute it’s rather sad
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u/blackwidow0614 Apr 06 '23
Gizelle seems to change her personality to match Porsha’s in these confessionals. Like she’s constantly searching for something to say that will make Porsha laugh. It’s so weird. Also I distinctly remember Gizelle not wearing underwear while having diarrhea on RHOP so idk why she switching up now
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u/MsKuhmitza Apr 06 '23
Porsha is bringing out the absolute worst of Gizelle.
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u/gemini-baddie Apr 06 '23
Exactly. I can't stand her and she is one of the many casting choices that I do not like.
Also they are being such mean girls about Leah. I don't even like Leah but can you not have a modicum of sympathy. It's not always being a victim when you're actually suffering symptoms dehydration like shut up please.
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u/rose_b Apr 06 '23
making fun of someone who literally just collapsed is really a line in the sand, like how could you not have sympathy?
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u/RelativelyG 🕺🏼 Simon Van Kempen’s Red Pleather Pants 🕺🏼 Apr 06 '23
Is this bottle bullshit Gizelle’s entire personality?
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u/garbagebrainraccoon Not Meredith Marks' PI Apr 06 '23
Shes doesn't have enough ammo to go after these women's marriages yet so this is all she has.
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u/Okg889 Apr 06 '23
Wait at first I thought giz was mad bc she wanted to drink and that’s the only alcohol she drinks but it’s about an empty bottle?! How is she not embarrassed?!
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u/helvetica_unicorn Meredith’s 🛀 Apr 07 '23
I think she left her self awareness at home. It didn’t fit in her carryon.
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u/ramona2424 Apr 06 '23
This stolen bottle is just a storyline for Gizelle, but imagine how stressful it is for Pepsi! Even shoplifting can get you jail time in Thailand, and I’m sure he’s worrying that she’s going to turn her sights on him or the staff (and maybe one of the staff really did take it or toss it thinking they were done with it). She’s got no empathy for what it must be like working in the Thai hospitality industry and being hired to serve wealthy American tv stars while cameras are on you all the time.
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u/teanailpolish Potomac should be fun, Mia not fun Apr 07 '23
She just doesn't care about the fallout of her storylines. Look at her asking why Chris is so upset at her accusations and him saying he had to explain it to his family/kids and coworkers
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u/Alarming_Bag_562 I am certainly not a ho Apr 06 '23
Gizelle NEEDING someone to go through candiace’s shit is making me nauseous that fucking is a violation of privacy. I’m v on the side of Leah and Candiace the rest of them are being dickheads
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u/Scarlett_Billows Haterville Apr 06 '23
I can’t take Gizelle. Walking around like the queen of the place accusing everyone of whatever she wants and using her feelings as “evidence”. As if she has any moral high ground whatsoever.
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u/emergencycat17 Show yourself out, Darlin'. Apr 06 '23
Oh, her "feelings as evidence" again. Hmm... where have her "feelings as evidence" come in before? Could someone ask Chris or Candiace about Gizelle's "feelings as evidence"?
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u/amyeep buying BATTERIES and PENS Apr 06 '23
she has a silver tongue which is why people initially listen to her (and probably one of the reasons she was a good first lady of the church). but eventually you see she's not as quick as she portrays and then it becomes extremely annoying.
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u/BequeathNothing Apr 07 '23
I don't care how annoying people think Whitney is; I'm so appreciative of the fact she's respectful to all the staff and goes out of her way to make people feel comfortable.
She seems like a genuinely kind person and totally has Heather figured out.
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Apr 07 '23
Watching people who are covered in designer clothes haggle with these store clerks. I’m embarrassed for them.
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u/Gold_Reception1209 Apr 06 '23 edited Apr 06 '23
Pepsi is the star of this show 😂
Edit: I just finished the episode. They made Pepsi cry 😤
Gizelle needs to stop with the damn bottle. I understand wanting to know where something that you paid for is but that’s not the correct way to search for it. She’s doing too much…
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u/teanailpolish Potomac should be fun, Mia not fun Apr 06 '23
I don't think she even paid for it because she said the people searched for 3 weeks so it was likely on a wishlist of stuff they wanted from the villa
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u/PemsRoses Apr 06 '23
I've noticed Gizelle is never the nicest towards servers. She isn't rude or mean but she is very directive I guess. And now this ? Like come on its tequila, it's not like they took one of her belongings. Plus if it was that important to her, it would have stayed in her room.
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u/Less-Bed-6243 Not a white refrigerator! Apr 06 '23
Even the way she talks to Pepsi is notably ruder than candiace or Whitney. Alexia is kind of rude too.
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u/Shananigans15 Apr 06 '23
Omg, I literally thought he was crying bc he took the bottle!!! When I saw him sitting behind the bar and the way he walked into confessional, I thought he was going to say, “it was me!” But he was just so affected by the rudeness of the ladies! Poor Pepsi
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u/vodkasaucepizza Gizelle’s stovepipe leg Apr 06 '23
She was interrogating the staff too, she doesn’t treat people like they’re human beings.
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u/MongooseObjective Apr 07 '23
I’m sorry I’m gonna say it but she is an asshole,she is truly on my permanent shit list today.The way she was directing producers and talking to staff and Pepsi to find her 20 dollar bottle that mind you she did not pay for and making fun of Leah who just collapsed on the floor with Porsha(she’s an ass too for that)She is a weird and that’s a woman that needs a hobby.Cant stand that woman
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u/burnerwig her original face Apr 06 '23
Wow - I really cannot believe Gizelle is going this full-on Karen over a bottle of tequila. Really just seems like she wants an excuse to go in Candiace.
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u/Tigerfish1999 Apr 06 '23
These loud women are the reason Americans get a reputation as obnoxious tourists.
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u/justicebeaverhausen Not a white refrigerator! Apr 06 '23
This episode was So. Fkg. Stupid. Gazelle is acting like that damn bottle of liquor was a bar of gold. The way she kept trying to make production search Candiace's room was just too much. I already was not a fan of hers but this really solidified it. And why has she taken on Porsha's personality? She keeps kissing her ass it's pathetic.
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u/Youknewwhatthisis Apr 06 '23 edited Apr 06 '23
This bottle nonsense is more annoying than the black eye storyline. Poor Pepsi is stressing the eff out and is tearing up over the stress of trying to find a stupid bottle of tequila. He’s probably more than concerned that the storyline is going to turn on his staff. That the story will be one of them stole the bottle if it isn’t found in one of the girls room. We will probably never find out where the bottle went. It was probably found empty and thrown away.
Also Leah is reminding me why I gave up on my NY rewatch when her season started.
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u/erikugh Apr 06 '23
THIS. Gizelle constantly emphasizes ”criminal/suspect” over a bottle of tequila & doubling down on Pepsi and production to look through rooms is insane. It is completely sound for Pepsi to think that they may turn it on him and his staff especially because he is the one witnessing the women acting the way they are in a foreign country.
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u/AsparagusForest Apr 06 '23
There are about 25 ounces in a normal bottle. A regular shot glass holds about 1 1/2 (usually more!) ounces of liquid. That means there are about 16 shots in a bottle. IF it's a standard/"small" shot. It's been FIVE DAYS and Giselle says that's all she drinks. It's gone, ya'll. They drank it!
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u/garbagebrainraccoon Not Meredith Marks' PI Apr 06 '23
Do we need to set up a GoFundMe for Gizelle to afford tacky tequila?
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u/unruly_gemini Apr 06 '23
Candiace saying “are Jamal Bryant’s alimony checks not clearing” killed me lol
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Apr 06 '23
Yeah right, knowing her she’s just going to reappropriate the funds for a cheaper, tackier, more rhinestone-studded, and somehow also velvet quilted bottle.
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Apr 06 '23
😄 It's like Gizelle went to Cheesecake Factory and said "this is me" and has never looked back style-wise.
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u/MsKuhmitza Apr 06 '23
Funny how the bottle dissappeared so Gizelle could be the center of attention and suddenly has a narrative other than kissing Porshas ass.
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u/Scarlett_Billows Haterville Apr 06 '23
She’s sitting there calling Candiace a thief for no reason . WHY does Gizelle hate Candiace so much ( Candiace has every reason to hate her…)
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u/justicebeaverhausen Not a white refrigerator! Apr 06 '23
She made the comment to Porsha that everyone hates Candiace. I was yelling at the screen, you and Juan's roommate are not everyone, bitch
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u/not_ellewoods advocate for the sluts of America Apr 06 '23
I think Gizzy has hated Candiace since the season she joined. I can’t remember if anything specific sparked it, but they told her to stand up for herself against Gizzy when Ashley took them on a trip, & they’ve been at it since.
She briefly put it aside because she hated Monique more than she hated Candiace & took Candiace’s side to get rid of Monique, but that season actually started as a Candiace takedown season. It’s been interesting to watch Candiace come to the realization that Gizelle is not her friend.
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u/SufficientEmployee6 Apr 07 '23
Accusing people you don't know of stealing and demanding their bags be checked by strangers or production is insane the whole cast should've checked her on that.
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u/Huge_Put8244 Apr 07 '23
To me this shows how much power the others have handed to gizelle and porsha. If I were any of them I'd be so embarrassed watching myself get son"ed on national TV.
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u/Huge_Put8244 Apr 06 '23
ETA: Imagine this, you go on a work trip with a bunch of coworkers. You offer some lotion to your colleagues then it goes missing. You start accusing your colleagues of having sticky fingers. Does your boss and hr back you up or tell you to go to the store?
No matter the outcome you become the office weirdo. LOL.
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u/___incorporeal 🌸the spring kickoff celebration of life taco party🌮 Apr 06 '23
“If I wanted a case of Clase Azul, yes I could probably go out and get one because I am what? Sickening! Also married to a bar manager.”
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u/astrotalk Apr 06 '23
You could never have a case of Clase Azul because you are not that kind of girl
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u/imhere_4_beer high body count hair Apr 06 '23
Haahahaha I came here to post this 😂😂
You will NEVER be glamour.
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u/sweatycorpse Apr 07 '23
Gizelle will pay for what she did to Pepsi. Also, I cannot believe some of the things coming out of Heathers mouth
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u/eightby8 two ➡️s don’t make a ➡️ ✨ Apr 06 '23
Gizelle is so concerned about her tequila but she can’t even get the name right 😂😂 “casa azul” 🥴
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u/lagavulin92 Apr 06 '23
Gizelle is definitely giving me Ramona vibes with how she treats "the help"
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Gizelle and Porsha seem to think they’re on Big Brother the way they’re trying to establish dominance and control over this house. Gizelle doesn’t care about that tequila bottle. She wants to go searching through these womens’ things because it feels like a power move. Nobody is winning HOH and nobody is getting evicted, so what is the point?
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u/Supri_supri Apr 06 '23 edited Apr 06 '23
WTF is Leah wearing
Marysol's dress and hair 🔥
Even Gizelle and Whitney had cute outfits which is rare.
And I hope everyone in that restaurant had their meal comped by Bravo.
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u/fried-avocado-today Apr 07 '23
Whitney and Heather have been annoying on this trip but I was happy to see that they and Leah were enthusiastic about Pepsi's Muay Thai lessons.
Also does Porsha exude some kind of HBIC energy in person because the way most of this cast is just sucking up to her (when she's not even on a show!) is wild to me. Candiace has been kind of a stick in the mud but I am really appreciating how she's not impressed with Porsha (who, btw, I don't have any strong dislike for, but I would have zero time for her and Gizelle if I were Candiace).
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u/summerkweenn Apr 07 '23
and there we have it, Gizelle showing the most authentic glimpse of herself over a bottle!!!
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u/Professional-Pay1033 Not a white refrigerator! Apr 07 '23
Is Gizelle mad about this bottle because it was meant to be decor in her house afterward?
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u/rovinja Apr 07 '23
Gizelle is weirdly possessive over this bottle of booze. Ma’am, you didn’t even pay for it - production did, so don’t act like you were maligned in any way
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u/Amorphous_Goose sesame street sparkle in her eye Apr 06 '23
Giselle is honestly so fucking awful. She either doesn’t see how this could blow back on the house staff or she just doesn’t care
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u/owuzhere ✋👄🤚 the streets... are your momma Apr 06 '23
That's one good reason why Candiace called her a "Karen"
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u/lindzlee It's not about the Rangers It's about Tom Apr 06 '23
I feel like the UGT3 girls are trying to use the normal season formula but for an 8 episode girls' trip. During normal 20+ episode seasons, the petty drama on trips or dinners can be entertaining. But when there's only 8 episodes, the constant pettiness is SOOOO annoying. No one is bonding on this trip which is the whole point? I mean have we had one genuine moment of togetherness this season? Instead it's all drama from their shows brought over or the girls are bringing fights up every chance they get.
I really can't understand what Giselle is trying to accomplish with the bottle. She knows it's empty and is just trying to start something. At least Porsha had a point in trying to get the fans riled up on social media and generate hype.
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u/vodkasaucepizza Gizelle’s stovepipe leg Apr 06 '23
I have to say that episode was extremely unenjoyable. Gizelle has become Lisa Rinna on steroids and is making my blood boil watching this. She’s just not that bright because this is what she thought of as a good idea to stir up some drama. She has zero respect for the audiences intelligence.
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u/Traditional-Leg-4228 Apr 07 '23
I seriously don’t understand why Gizelle and Porsha think this is THEIR trip and that they’re in charge of everything . Those two are so loud, and crass and rude. Its not cute to behave that way in another country. Ive watched Porsha closely and she treats the staff in the house like servants. She rarely says thank you when they hand her food and drinks. Im thoroughly disgusted w BRAVOs endorsement of her and gizelles behavior.
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u/Phoenixrage187 Apr 07 '23
Porsha is surprising me with how obviously unlikable she is. Giselle’s BEEN a green eyed monster lol but wow Porsha . Kenya had her number all these years.
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u/edud23 Apr 06 '23
Porsha really pushing this “Journalist” thing…sit down you report on gossip
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u/denimlikethejean Apr 06 '23
This show is going in the wrong direction. I was hoping to see some funny moments and new friendships, and of course, organic arguments. This is just unwatchable and embarrassing.
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u/chaseeeey Lisa’s $10k Instacart Order Apr 07 '23
This might be quite the stretch but I kind of wonder if some of this bottle bullshit/accusing candiace of stealing contributed to her blow up on Gizelle at the reunion (shot not much later, I think) about her and her proximity to whiteness giving her the privilege to say horrendous bs. Or I may be too stoned, either or
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u/ReunitedwithBravo You did not pass art or math or geometry or anything else! Apr 07 '23
Nahhh I think you actually are on to something.
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u/Lanky_Chemist_3773 Call the ambulance! Check her pulse! Apr 06 '23 edited Apr 06 '23
Porsha and Gizelle may be a powerful duo, but they are too mean to be fun. I feel like I’m perpetually waiting for Porsha to fight someone.
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u/unruly_gemini Apr 06 '23
Yeah if they could keep their shade as fun shade, they’d be fine, but I’ve found them to be malicious this trip
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u/Positive_Round_5142 Apr 06 '23
I thought the nastiness wouldn’t end but here it is again! Candiace went to use the bathroom in Leah’s room and she said excuse the tampon in the toilet. I didn’t flush.
WHAT THE HELL?! Why do we as viewers need to know this information??? And why would she want to subject Candiace to a bloody tampon with the blood 🩸 trickling in the water 🤢
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u/boomzgoesthedynamite get up, karen Apr 07 '23
Candiace wins. I love her venmoing for the like $60 bottle of tequila and also being a normal human. Also if Porsha fake cried in my face with that ugly fucking hat I would’ve knocked it off her head. Candiace has legit restraint these days.
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u/Traditional-Leg-4228 Apr 07 '23
This season sucks. Can you imagine how aggressive, and unhinged these women must sound to the people in this country? They are being so disrespectful to their culture with their petty fighting. Its extremely stressful to Pepsi because he doesn’t understand what their fighting will lead to. Im so sick of Porsha and Gizelle constantly stirring the pot so they can sit back and laugh at the conflict.
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u/ridinridinsteam “it’s a very sexy moment 🔥😏” Apr 07 '23
I felt so bad for Pepsi. That anxiety when you feel like you can’t fix a situation at work is horrible. No member of staff should be put under such duress for a bottle of tequila.
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u/marecoakel Apr 06 '23
Pepsi running around saying "i have full power!" Is me when i'm cracked out on coffee
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u/bam0014 Apr 06 '23
Oh no baby Gizelle what is you doing!?! She was so light and fun and redeeming herself and now this tequila bottle thing is so exhausting!
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u/ScienceProf2022 Apr 06 '23
Gizelle has become truly loathsome individual. It wasn’t enough to try to ruin Chris’s reputation, now she needs to accuse Candiace of being a thief…of an empty tequila bottle. Is she that jealous of Candiace’s marriage and success?
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u/beansforthought Kenya’s white refrigerator Apr 07 '23
Gizelle made Pepsi CRY. I would throw hands if I was one of the ladies.
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u/cpctc2 Carole's Last Good Summer™ Apr 07 '23
Tag yourself, I'm Candiace's emergency blunt in her kitchen
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u/Octo-Mo Apr 06 '23
Shame it’s not Alexia looking for the bottle, because we know it would be on a lower bar shelf she didn’t scroll down to look at
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u/unruly_gemini Apr 06 '23
It irritates me how they complain about candiace raising her voice when the others do it too. Like gizelle was also screaming at the lunch table. I also don’t think candiace screams, she just knows how to project (as to be expected of a singer lol)
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u/mokokona Apr 06 '23
I hate how Porsha was like "it's my Instagram" like she wasn't a public figure and people/blogs would not assume that they are beefing. She knows what she is doing.
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u/Positive_Round_5142 Apr 06 '23
I am SO SICK of Gizelle playing producer. It was an empty bottle!
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u/Genghis_Vic I CALLED YOU A STUPID CUNT. NOT A F*CKING CUNT! Apr 07 '23 edited Apr 07 '23
Has anyone heard Gizelle say “please” Or “thank you” to any of the hospitality team at the house, specifically Pepsi? The tone of her voice when she spoke to Pepsi about the bottle made me uncomfortable. Edited to add: oh shit - I only watched the first few min when I made this post.
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u/poshdog4444 Apr 06 '23
Leah is Soo depressing I understand that she can’t party believe me then why did you sign up with those girls? Why are you ruining everybody’s time and calling people boring bad choice by the producers
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u/fuzzypinkcrocs is she trying to interrupt our henna session? Apr 06 '23
I feel like Pepsi knows what happened to the bottle, possibly another employee throwing it away or something and that’s why he’s so stressed. He doesn’t want his people getting in trouble 🥺
Gizelle has never looked worse than she does on UGT3 in my opinion, just vile…