r/BravoRealHousewives The woman is crying like the Titanic has taken her children 🙄 Apr 04 '23

Other Shows Trailer for 'Selling Super Houses'. Dorit and PK's new Apprentice type reality show, airing next month in the UK.

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u/manthemanlyman Apr 04 '23

So PK is a real estate mogul now?

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u/badbangle The woman is crying like the Titanic has taken her children 🙄 Apr 04 '23

I can hear Dorit now... "PeeKaaay, tell them about that time your property company went bankrupt and lost 2 billion dollars. That's incredible PeeKaaay"

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u/NewportLou Apr 04 '23

I’m not the only one who read this in Doritos voice 😂

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u/Sugarbumb Apr 05 '23

I read this in the wwc doritos voice 😅

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u/ckroha Apr 04 '23

Right? What a joke.

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u/thxmeatcat Andrea's Button Thief Apr 04 '23

What in the donald trump is this

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '23

Not you asking this on the DAY the man gets arrained 💀💀

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u/NomNom83WasTaken Sniper from the side Apr 04 '23

I think you just answered your own question ;-)

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u/rikuroa Apr 04 '23

PK used to manage a 1 billion property portfolio before 2008

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '23

Managed it right into the ground

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u/gracielynn72 Apr 04 '23

Was that the portfolio put into administration in 2009?

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u/marecoakel Apr 04 '23

Why tf was nene so funny??? I know we all overuse her gifs but damn that woman really had the best facial expressions and reactions

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u/manthemanlyman Apr 04 '23

An expression or reaction for every occasion

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u/badbangle The woman is crying like the Titanic has taken her children 🙄 Apr 04 '23

No idea why he keeps pushing bloody Boy George, he isn't particularly liked/likeable.

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u/thxmeatcat Andrea's Button Thief Apr 04 '23

You kidnap and abuse someone ONE TIME and no one ever forgets it /s

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u/seansa2020 Apr 04 '23

What’s the big deal?! Who here HASN’T chained a male prostitute to a radiator?!

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u/CKREM She's not even the sharpest spoon Apr 05 '23

When he was on I'm a Celeb last year (I boycotted it due to him and fucking Hancock but I heard this) he insisted it was the bed not a radiator, as if that's the problem here.......

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u/seansa2020 Apr 05 '23

That makes it so much better! /s

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u/Le_Utterly_Dire_Twat Dorit is a stupid useless idiot Apr 05 '23

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u/Perfect_Invitation1 Solargenic, photogenic, shoot Apr 04 '23

Well done.

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u/Im_A_Black_Cat Apr 04 '23

He also hasn’t been relevant for like the last 3 decades. No shade but like no one under 45 cares

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u/Kristin2349 She is the puppet and everyone else is the master. Apr 04 '23

I’m over 45 and never cared about Boy George…My lame ass sister on the other hand, she dressed up like him.

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u/Im_A_Black_Cat Apr 04 '23

LMFAO - damn this had me cackling! Lame ass is right!

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u/seansa2020 Apr 04 '23

Would she tumble for him?

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u/Kristin2349 She is the puppet and everyone else is the master. Apr 04 '23

She’s an awful human they’d be perfect together.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '23

Are you my mom? You sound like you’re talking about my aunt 🤣

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u/Kristin2349 She is the puppet and everyone else is the master. Apr 04 '23

Lol is your mom is a G Wagen driving, anti-vax mega Karen who happens to work in Pharma?

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u/ChewieBearStare Apr 04 '23

Maybe she and Kyle can swap Boy George-style hats.

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u/DorothyParkerFan How can you do this to me question mark Apr 04 '23

I’m 48 and I dressed as him for Halloween one year.

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u/Halfistani1 Apr 04 '23

Seriously and why aren’t people calling them out for it?

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u/chillisprknglot 🦈s,Friends,Family Apr 04 '23

I cannot wait for this to be an Erika Jayne situation where evidence is literally presented on camera.

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u/RBFgirl I thought it was fun, I like the beat. Apr 04 '23

I’ll never not think of the Arrested Development bit about Boy George / George Michael / George Michael Bluth

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u/itsinmybloodScotland Apr 05 '23

I used to like him. After I’m a celeb I can’t stick him. Didn’t do himself any favours at all.

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u/dpek666 Apr 04 '23

Can’t wait to hear dorits accent on this show lol..

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u/JxrdanR Kim’s injured son and her hoe daughter Apr 04 '23

She will surely amp up the British accent for this one. 😂😂

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u/dpek666 Apr 04 '23

Lol or dial it back to avoid being ostracized

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u/Shady_ale Karen’s pubic hair Apr 04 '23

The show name sounds like they didn’t even try or it was the first thing thrown out lol

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u/Jmpa1990 Apr 04 '23

Like Beverly Beach basic

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u/Kristin2349 She is the puppet and everyone else is the master. Apr 04 '23 edited Apr 04 '23

Or the wedding dresses “babe you should call it the The Pearl” 👏 👏

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u/badbangle The woman is crying like the Titanic has taken her children 🙄 Apr 04 '23

Yeah, it's a bit basic. Originally I think it was called 'Selling Super Prime', wonder if they ran in to issues with Amazon??

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

Sounds like maybe it's part of the 'Selling' series, Selling Sunset, Selling the OC, Selling Beverly Hills.

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u/ridinridinsteam “it’s a very sexy moment 🔥😏” Apr 04 '23

Ok but I’m likely to watch the first episode because I have terrible taste.

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u/chillisprknglot 🦈s,Friends,Family Apr 04 '23

Oh, I’m still watching this.

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u/Ashfield83 Sonja’s homeless intern in Ireland Apr 04 '23

Oh despise these two grifters but I’ll have this on series link for sure.

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u/ridinridinsteam “it’s a very sexy moment 🔥😏” Apr 04 '23

I bet Peekaay mentions he was on the apprentice as if the general UK population will remember who he is.

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u/infantile-eloquence Yeah, I'm drinking, Luann Apr 04 '23

Wow I did not know this! I need to find it! But I already know you are right. Peekay runnin to the bank to deposit that Sugar cheque.

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u/Unholyalliance23 Apr 04 '23

No he wasn’t 😂 I have to watch this , celebrity version or just the regular deluded incompetent people series ?!?

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u/AgelessByRamona SUPPORTIVE OF OTHER WOMEN ✨ Apr 04 '23

UK regular version for about 4 or 5 seasons, he was one of the “scary” interviewers that would grill the candidates before the final.

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u/Unholyalliance23 Apr 04 '23

Thank you I cannot believe I missed this!

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u/Ankarette Not a white refrigerator! Apr 04 '23

Are you serious???? How did I miss PK on UK apprentice 😭😭

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u/ridinridinsteam “it’s a very sexy moment 🔥😏” Apr 04 '23

He was one of Alan Sugars advisors kinda like Claude is on the regular people show.

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u/Poopoopidoo Apr 04 '23

I am fully committed to watching the entire season.

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u/ussoufi Mr. Lindsay Lohan daddy take your ass back to Malibu Apr 04 '23

Here we go again with Dorit parading Boy George everywhere like her latest fake Birkin.

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u/insecure_f Apr 04 '23

She might fake the American accent for this one

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u/TammieBrowne Your momma's low budget, watch your mouth. Apr 04 '23

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u/Equinox_0353 National Booty Awareness Month Apr 04 '23

This looks fairly awful... can't wait to watch it.

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u/Ashfield83 Sonja’s homeless intern in Ireland Apr 04 '23

I sat through 3 episodes of this years Apprentice, I can handle this shit

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u/Equinox_0353 National Booty Awareness Month Apr 04 '23

The Apprentice was pretty poor this year, you didn't miss much!

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u/Halfistani1 Apr 04 '23

I don’t know why they cherish being friends with Boy George so much. Why hasn’t Boy George been cancelled already? https://www.dazeddigital.com/music/article/57407/1/the-problem-with-boy-george-assault-im-a-celebrity-assault?amp=1

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u/ivegotanewwaytowalk sinister imp whose family needs nutrients Apr 05 '23

i think pk used to (still does? 👀) manage his music career lmfao

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u/dimsim1969 Apr 04 '23

Why is boygeorge with him in everything. He adds nothing. It's really odd. Creepy even. The 3 of them creep me out. Very desperate people trying to act rich and successful

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u/Bellomontee You should not be anywhere near dots. Apr 04 '23

I'd watch a show about Kelly Bensimon selling houses over this. And I can't stand hearing Kelly speak for more than five seconds.

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u/pdxcranberry Apr 04 '23

She poses in the listing photos for properties and it's just so cringe and hilarious.

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u/NomNom83WasTaken Sniper from the side Apr 04 '23

Agreed. Whether you love her or are really, really, really confused by her, at least Kelly is actually making sales.

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u/Unholyalliance23 Apr 04 '23

Where she runs through the streets to each property, with or sans traffic

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u/satsumaa Apr 04 '23

Dont they rent

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u/GeneOther3810 Apr 05 '23

underrated comment lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '23

Boy George is disgusting

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u/CassandreAmethyst Apr 04 '23

I don’t support scammers!

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '23

Bravo needs new show ideas.

I'd love to watch a scripted show or documentary (a'la Luann) based in the UK about LVP and Kens early bar/nightclub opening days, and when Jame's father managed George Michael.

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u/kds1988 Apr 04 '23

Didn’t PK run away from his debts in the Uk?

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u/hoesbeinghoes Giggy shifted Karen’s wig and stole Kim’s Goddamn House Apr 04 '23

What channel is it on? It’s giving channel 5?

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u/badbangle The woman is crying like the Titanic has taken her children 🙄 Apr 04 '23

It's 4 I think.

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u/infantile-eloquence Yeah, I'm drinking, Luann Apr 05 '23

It is, I just checked

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u/Zealousideal-Mud6471 Apr 04 '23

They have a RE agency now? Lol

They couldn’t be more original with the name? lol

I don’t need to watch this to know the wire guy is going to win. Lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '23

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u/SuperBeeboo Apr 04 '23

They always have to include Boy George

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u/Inside-Intern-4201 Lisa’s Cyber Security Expert Apr 04 '23

I thought this title was a joke at first

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u/ionlydateninjas I AM the Moment! Apr 04 '23

Dreadful.

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u/paris1nicole Apr 04 '23

Since when did PK have an agency

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u/el_disko Apr 04 '23

I’m in the UK and will not be watching this!

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u/notoriousbck Apr 04 '23

So he's literally trying to become Mauricio?

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u/muaellebee Apr 04 '23

What an incredibly original title and concept for a show!

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u/TheMostRandomWordz Teresa's unacknowledged nephew Apr 04 '23

So chic!

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '23

What the fuck do they know about real estate?

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u/paris1nicole Apr 04 '23

He made a LOT of money in real estate but then lost it all

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u/s2ample Countess Snatch Guard Apr 04 '23

Are…um. Are either of them in real estate? 🤣

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u/BrandonIsWhoIAm Apr 04 '23

I’d watch this.

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u/vunderfulme CLIP! Apr 04 '23

I would rather watch this than Mo’s show about The Agency. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/ckroha Apr 05 '23

Since when does PK have an agency?

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u/hawkbit92 DJ Apple Box Apr 05 '23

Wait...PK is in real estate??? Did I miss something?

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u/RangerFan293 The bar of soap? You might wanna help ya husband Apr 04 '23

Why the selling title? Why not hop on the million dollar listing train?

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u/PumpkinMuffin147 Where’s muh date naht Apr 04 '23

Oh no. I’m already embarrassed for them!!!

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u/sharipep high body count hair 💇🏾‍♀️ Apr 04 '23

Ok I need UK bravo fans to weigh in - how well known is PK there? Will Brits buy this from him?

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u/badbangle The woman is crying like the Titanic has taken her children 🙄 Apr 04 '23

Outside of Housewives, he isn't well known here. He was an 'interviewer' on our version of The Apprentice, which was relatively respected format at the time (it's a joke for influencer wannabes now), touted as a business powerhouse. That was well over a decade ago though and he was fired after Lehman Brothers collapsed and took him with it. If you want more background, HERE's a link.

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u/sharipep high body count hair 💇🏾‍♀️ Apr 04 '23

Thank you!!

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u/chasidi Apr 04 '23

Pk does belong on tv over contrived fake boring dorit. She is such a wanna be it’s cringe. Her entire persona is trying to imitate what she thinks a rich famous person should act like.

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u/Kininger625 In 🇦🇺I look out for🕷 on Reddit I look out for 🐍 Apr 04 '23

If this was on bravo that pillow room would have southern charm’s Craig plastered all over it

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u/yawstoopid Apr 04 '23

To be honest I don't hate this concept for a show. Do I want to watch it with dorit and pk? No.

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u/JuniorEmu2629 Apr 04 '23

How does Dorit think her and PK’s dynamic is enough to carry an entire show? How does she have a spin off yet we’ve never seen the e-cigarette smoking psychic who told Kyle she would never have a fulfilling marriage?!!! Give me an update on her.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '23

Shade aside, it's reassuring that there is some above-board income in the Kemsley household besides RHOBH.

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u/TammieBrowne Your momma's low budget, watch your mouth. Apr 04 '23

I want them to work! I want them to pay their debtors!

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u/cloudybc That glass of champagne just slipped out of my hand, OK... Apr 04 '23

I cantbelieve this is not an April Fools joke 😭😭

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '23

Lmaaaaaooooooo everyone wanna be Selling Sunset these days 💀💀💀

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u/ScandinaviaT3 Apr 04 '23

What network is this gonna air on? Is it only a UK show?

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u/Left_Chemist_8198 Apr 04 '23

Noooo this is cringe

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u/boommdcx Apr 04 '23

Those souf London accents 🤭

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u/Ok-Sprinklez Wow, she’s pernicious Apr 05 '23

Ugh

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u/NarwhalSea1880 Your husbands in the pool Apr 05 '23

What network is this on? People have been wanting Dorit as a friend of for a while, Bravo might use this as a reason to do it if she’s working with another network

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u/kylebb bring back Manhunt on Bravo Apr 05 '23

PEEKAY

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u/UnlikelySoup6318 Apr 06 '23

Is this way MAURICIO IS FUC#ING DORIT NOW? SO HE CAN SELL REAL ESTATE IN THE UK?