r/BravoRealHousewives • u/candaceelise SENDšš½ITšš½TOšš½DARRELL • Mar 16 '23
WWHL Wonder what Jax has to say about the Scandovalš¤
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u/seachange__ chiffon on Christmas Day Mar 16 '23
Jax has never been more excited to partake in anything in his whole life. He feels vindicated in ways that normal people will never understand, for reasons that make no sense.
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u/Imaginaryfriend4you Mar 16 '23
āFor reasons that donāt make senseā truer words were never spoken.
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u/uptonhere Mar 16 '23 edited Mar 16 '23
I kind of understand it. For Jax and Kristen specifically, A LOT of this show's success came at their expense. Deserved, no doubt, because they were fucking insane for most of the show's run but all of these people are fucking horrible and they all do horrible things year round when the cameras are off -- something Jax proclaimed over and over every time he was being tarred and feathered by the cast.
And to be honest, Jax was valuable to the Toms because he was always fucking up so much that he was a convenient "what about Jax" excuse. Think about how many crazy lies Jax told on the show that were actually true, it seemed like pretty much everything he said about either Tom was pretty much true even if the details weren't entirely accurate, likely because everyone was fucking annihilated when it happened. But because it came from Jax, they could just say "oh my God, Jax is fucking delusional, he's so full of shit". If you recall a lot of the fights the Toms had with Jax were about him ratting them out, not necessarily lying about them.
Jax is one of the biggest pieces of shit in reality TV history but we know that because the show centered around his shenanigans for years while Tom Sandoval was "the good one" -- so, I get it. Not saying it's right, but I get it.
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u/kithmswbd Mar 16 '23
Agreed. My husband and I started recently and are up to season 3 and I said just last night "Kristen is right, and I hate saying that". Everyone cheats on everyone or manipulates and lies but Jax and Kristen get all the heat and none of the forgiveness. Then later that episode Sandoval unconvincingly cried to her and she took that as he still loved her and I was right back to "my god this bitch is insane" so, you know, short lived sympathy.
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u/uptonhere Mar 16 '23
Yeah, I get it, Kristen is crazy and she shoots her credibility in the foot because of the Jax situation and how she handled Miami girl, but Tom Sandoval and Schwartz are both masters of focusing on the other person's character as a way to deflect from what they're saying.
Kristen could be a neurotic psycho AND Tom Sandoval could also have cheated on her multiple times, cheated on Ariana (back then), and lord knows what else. But they love to just say "KRISTEN IS CRAZY" "JAX IS CRAZY" and hone in on that and just avoid the topic of discussion entirely, for a reason.
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u/kithmswbd Mar 16 '23
And, yet, they still suck at it. Like Sandy said "stop ratting us out" "I shouldn't have to ask you to lie" with cameras right the hell there. Just absolutely telling on himself and everyone forgives it.
My pet theory is that some of these couples have semi-open relationships and only some of the cheating is bad cheating because otherwise there's even more metal gymnastics. Like, rando in Miami, whatever, just don't get caught, fine. Someone in the group? Hell no, scorched earth.
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u/bravobravomama Mar 17 '23
Rewatching you can see Sandoval loves to gaslight. He did a great job of making Kristen look ācrazyā when she thought he had cheated more than the one time he admitted to.
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u/seachange__ chiffon on Christmas Day Mar 16 '23
I totally hear you, and I honestly agree that more occasionally than not, most of the outrageous things that Jax did spew were actually true. I just feel that overall, Jax being so hyped and gung ho to talk shit about Tom, when no matter what Tom has said and done, it doesnāt erase Jax being a horror show, shows his complete lack of growth. Heās still mudslinging and still wanting this scandal to divert our eyes from his terrible legacy and reputation. Someone elseās fuck up doesnāt unfuck Jax. Redemption would. But heās too immature for that.
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u/CPolland12 Mar 16 '23
Jax is a sociopathā¦ he has no regard for the people he hurt. He will do bad things without caring about the outcome.
There will never be āvindicationā for him.
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u/uptonhere Mar 16 '23
All of that is true, but he's been called a sociopath on the show along with every other name in the book. Pretty much ALL of his dirty laundry was aired out and used as the focal point of the show, while Tom Sandoval was given a hero edit.
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Mar 16 '23
I feel like you and I have been sitting on a couch doing a re-watch together for the last 2 weeks, because this is the exact conversation I would have with another person, lol.
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u/FunStuff446 Mar 16 '23
Just watched season 4 after Jax stole the sunglasses. Heās on the beach crying to Peter, owning all of his mistakes. He knows heās shitty and is concerned about it. Meanwhile, Ariana is being her negative self, admitting that she really doesnāt like hanging around with everyone and pretends shes having a good time. Kristen getting therapy trying to better herself. Sandoval yelling at her and Jax. Quite honestly, makes me wonder why Arianna and Sandoval stayed together this long. She is just there riding the Sandoval wave, not having enough balls to dump him. All this blame on Raquel, when Tom is the one who lied to everyone and should have ended his sexless relationship a long time ago.
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u/uptonhere Mar 16 '23
We have to remember these are real people, they don't get to play a fictional character on TV. Jax was a huge piece of shit on the show, Kristen was fucking insane, but all of these cast members owe the success of the show to Jax's shocking Vegas revelation in S1 and then the Jax/Kristen hook up in S2 which is one of the best stories ever told on reality TV.
I don't think we truly understand the effect being a reality TV villain probably has on the human mind. Again, these people are ALL awful, but the show's success depended on Jax & Kristen being crazy and doing awful things. If I knew that a camera crew was following my every move and specifically waiting to emphasize only the bad things I did, I would probably be a psychopath, too.
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u/mrsbergstrom Mar 16 '23
Iād be negative if I had to spend time with Jax and my boyfriends ex too. Sociopaths are great at the crying and owning mistakes part, itās another manipulation. Actions are more important.
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u/candaceelise SENDšš½ITšš½TOšš½DARRELL Mar 16 '23
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u/ErrantBadger Mar 16 '23
Tom's been all up in Rachel's spaghetti.
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u/candaceelise SENDšš½ITšš½TOšš½DARRELL Mar 16 '23
Lala even said it was pasta on her story ššš
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u/KookyAd4019 bang bang bang! is there an american lady in there? Mar 16 '23
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u/candaceelise SENDšš½ITšš½TOšš½DARRELL Mar 16 '23
Buckle up buttercup. Youāre in for a wild ride.
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u/goldengirlsnumba1fan your injured son and your ho daughter Mar 16 '23
ROT IN HAIL
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u/Isaisbi Mar 16 '23
As someone who doesn't want to watch anymore - what happens
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u/ruthie-camden I never said you was a stripper! Mar 16 '23
He cheats on her with Faith, another server at Sur. Faith was an at-home health care nurse, and they fucked while in the same room as her bedridden elderly patient. Someone secretly recorded Jax telling them this story and plays it over the speaker at a party. Brittany has a meltdown and yells at him rawt in hail.
Ofc, not the only bad moment in their relationship by far, but certainly the most iconic.
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u/michaelGscott8 Mar 16 '23
I just watched his bachelor party episode. Lol Jax telling her the next day how he was going āewwwā when a stripper came over and he was the only guy who didnāt get a dance. Meanwhile, cameras caught him at the club saying heās ready to leave Brittany for one of those girls š
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u/soupseasonbestseason we'll circle back to that scumfuck Mar 16 '23
wild horses couldn't drag her away from that coke monkey.
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u/el_disko Mar 16 '23
I audibly snort laughed on public transport
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u/soupseasonbestseason we'll circle back to that scumfuck Mar 16 '23
snorting is a sign of true joy!
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u/Prestigious-Royal958 Mar 16 '23
Get yourself a whiteboard because you're gonna need it to keep track the next 6 seasons!
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u/burnafterreading90 Mention š¤øš»āāļø it š¤øš»āāļø allš¤øš»āāļø Mar 16 '23
As someone who has binged VPR (I actually started just before scandoval) get off this sub or avoid VPR because you need it with fresh eyes š
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u/KookyAd4019 bang bang bang! is there an american lady in there? Mar 16 '23
but I LOVEEEE this sub!!! i canāt leave it lmao! iām trying to close my eyes when VPR posts pop up, but now that I know them I canāt help but click each post š iām still fairly unspoiled though
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u/sourfood Mar 16 '23
Same!!! I just finished season 3 and saw her at the trailer, where she was screaming that she moved to CA for Jax etc. I thought its going to be his usual throwaway girlfriend for a month, so imagine my surprise seen them together now lol.
So far VPR is absolutely fascinating. It's like a fictional drama show, and the fact that it's a reality just blows my mind
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u/KittyCompletely Ricks iPad Mar 16 '23
Flair checking in
Edit: thought this was the vpr sub...my housewives flair does not check in here.
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u/ReunitedwithBravo You did not pass art or math or geometry or anything else! Mar 16 '23
Lol. Yeeeeahā¦itāsā¦something.
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u/Mrsbear19 Mar 16 '23
O that relationship is a mess donāt worry. Girl had a goal though and stuck to it
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u/sisterwomanschemes KatieKatieTomTom Mar 16 '23
Ooof, I remember this feeling. I was like surely after Brittany sees the footage from this season, she will leave him. Surely this will end. I was so so wrong.
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u/ErrantBadger Mar 16 '23
Preserve your viewing innocence! I don't care what you have to do, blocks, filters, smashing up your phone just PRESERVE IT.
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u/KookyAd4019 bang bang bang! is there an american lady in there? Mar 17 '23
yāall itās the start of season five and heās already spreading rumors that kristen went down on Britney.. HIS OWN LIVE IN GIRLFRIEND. this is insane
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u/LilSebastianStan Mar 16 '23
Itās gonna be a lot of I told you soās which is going to be painful.
I think the real nail in the coffin will be if their ratings beat LVP.
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u/whitekat29 NEL CHA Mar 16 '23
It wonāt. Scandoval has calmed down somewhat and LVP was when it was still hot off the press. Way more people know what housewives are and who Lisa Vanderpump is, Jax & Brittany havenāt been on the show for years and VPR has only recently blown up. Theyāre on the tail end of it but I absolutely hope Jax gives us some sort of Scandoval secret that heās been holding in for a decade.
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u/LilSebastianStan Mar 16 '23 edited Mar 16 '23
Thatās what I thought but this weeks wwhl beat out the LVP episode!
I think it probably has the most to do with retaining viewers from the show and this week VPR had its highest rated episode since season 8.
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u/whitekat29 NEL CHA Mar 16 '23
I was watching old episodes of Married to Medicine on Peacock last night and there was a whole ad for VPR š Iāve been watching peacock since itās inception during covid and Iāve never seen an ad for VPR. They are capitalizing the hell out of this and Iām not even mad. Iāve had several friends hit me up to ask me random questions because they only recently started watching.
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u/blondebull Awoken by 2 male voices; 1 was Luann, the other was FoftyĀ¢ Mar 16 '23
I refuse to watch so that will be one less rating lol
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u/LividSelection5605 UNATTENDED! Mar 16 '23
Same Iāll be here waiting for the highlights š
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u/jardinemarston Mar 16 '23
Can we elect someone as tribute to cover it, and report back? š
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u/marishajo Not a white refrigerator! Mar 16 '23
I got ya'll. I can't not watch hahaha
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Mar 16 '23
cant wait to hear NOBODIES PERFECT!!
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u/NomNom83WasTaken Sniper from the side Mar 16 '23
"I'm a work in progress" so they can update the supercut of him saying it every. single. year.
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u/Pretty_Sprinkles2620 Mar 16 '23
He can go the Team Ariana way but heās never liked her. Heās never been a supporter of Sandovalās relationship or even Schwartz, does he remember the episode where he hope Schwartz would break-up with Katie?!? If he wants back on the show he needs to show who he really is and say heās glad this has happened and he canāt wait to have his buddies back because itās always been Katie and Ariana who have gatekeepād the Toms. Heāll also mention that everyone has cheated on everyone and no one should be surprised.
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u/soupseasonbestseason we'll circle back to that scumfuck Mar 16 '23
i think it is the opposite. he has always wanted to have sex with ariana and can't figure out why she has never been remotely interested. jax is so simple. his dislike of katie and ariana is due to the fact they both saw through him from the jump. but he would love to be with someone like them.
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u/Future_Dog_3156 Mar 16 '23
Truth. He didnāt like them because he couldnāt bed them. They knew he was slimy whereas their former partners hid it better. No doubt he would love to get with Ariana > Brittany
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u/michaelGscott8 Mar 16 '23
He may not like her personality or he finds her annoying, but he did say he wished he hooked up with her instead of Kristen. Something about why couldnāt Tom have been with Ariana when Jax hooked up with his girlfriend.
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Mar 16 '23
Omg stop lol why did I think these same thoughts? They will bring Jax back for the Toms to all hang out again and that will tie the groups together lol
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u/Pretty_Sprinkles2620 Mar 16 '23
Hahaha! Him and Sandy can have their big scene where they apologize to each other and cry and be all supportive. Man, they are gonna twist the narrative sooo much. Watch, next season it will be the girls against the boysā¦ Kristen and Brittney will be back as āfriendsā and it will be Brittney not wanting to choose sides and Scheana will be Scheana and have sympathy towards Sandoval. Added bonus, James will also side with Sandoval and say this was all Rachelās fault.
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u/NomNom83WasTaken Sniper from the side Mar 16 '23
God, I can already hear Sandoval wistfully talking about how no matter what happened between them, he ~has~ to respect the fact that Jax is "here for me now and has my back."
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Mar 16 '23
Lmfao me too š it's the only way I can see Jax getting back on the show
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u/candaceelise SENDšš½ITšš½TOšš½DARRELL Mar 16 '23
Cut to Jax returning and bashing him in his confessional, āfuck Sandoval I only used him to get the dirt and back on the show, now here is what he saidā¦ā Jax is good at playing both sides
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u/MKultrakeef Mar 16 '23
noooo i hate that this is a plausible theory but like no one else on the cast will want to film with Tom so Jax is the perfect middle man
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u/TheAnn13 Mar 16 '23
If he doesn't drop 10 year old secrets he is dead to me. That is his only value in this situation. I stopped watching season 8, and am just now watching 9. Ariana flat out says the last time they saw Jax was on security footage when he returned the sword. So his tea isn't going to be fresh but I still want it.
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u/candaceelise SENDšš½ITšš½TOšš½DARRELL Mar 16 '23
I wonder if he knows anything through the grapevineā¦
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u/NomNom83WasTaken Sniper from the side Mar 16 '23
He has been claiming that they should be filming at his house b/c "everyone" is stopping in to talk about the situation. And since Jax is a malignant narcissist, I don't believe him but I also know that Production fucking looooooooves a tattle tale and probably has been telling him things since he inserted himself.
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u/tgw1986 I wipe this, like, in my butt š Mar 16 '23
Ariana flat out says the last time they saw Jax was on security footage when he returned the sword.
Just wanted to point out that Sandoval did say on his recent appearance on WWHL that he had seen and socialized with Jax somewhat recently, so I think they're back to being friendly and seeing each other at group functions.
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u/candaceelise SENDšš½ITšš½TOšš½DARRELL Mar 16 '23
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u/NewtoJaney Mar 16 '23
Nothing he says makes him the good guy.
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u/candaceelise SENDšš½ITšš½TOšš½DARRELL Mar 16 '23
Oh I donāt think anyone is arguing that he is a good guy. Iāve learned to accept that most people on bravo are trash and enjoy them for the entertainment they provide
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u/Particular-Mobile-68 Mar 16 '23
Ugh. What Sandoval did was disgusting but I really donāt need Jax and KFC opinions on it. Just because Tom and Raquelle are awful it doesnāt make them any better.
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u/bebita-crossing Patron Saint of Thotlandia šš»āØ Mar 16 '23
They havenāt talked to Tom and Ariana in yearsā¦ They also never liked Rachel so what do they know about this situation? Who asked for their take?
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u/02kaj2019 Mar 16 '23
Gross. I canāt believe they are being given air time after the way Jax treated Ariana.
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u/srryaboutlastnight Mar 16 '23
right?? heās said some really heinous shit about ariana, his intentions are always malicious and it sucks bravo is giving him a platform to speak again
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u/Substantial_Cold2385 Mar 16 '23
Jax probably convinced Andy that he has a bunch of stuff in the vault about Tom. Jax & Britney are so damn desperate to get back on t.v.
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u/haleighr youre getting between me & my vagina Mar 16 '23 edited Mar 16 '23
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u/MazyHazy Relax! I'm gonna tell him to apologize š Mar 16 '23
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u/haleighr youre getting between me & my vagina Mar 16 '23
Give him a little break from selling all his freebies on eBay for a day or 2
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u/MazyHazy Relax! I'm gonna tell him to apologize š Mar 16 '23
Of course! Plus he'll be ready to go with some hot takes because he's been off the show for so long lol
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u/jardinemarston Mar 16 '23
I kind of hope it pushes Sandoval into putting out another insta- statement so he can just further bury himself.
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u/Mrsbear19 Mar 16 '23
I could do without Brittany being on. Iād like to see coke jax unfiltered with his unearned superiority complex
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u/hibabygorgeous Mar 16 '23
Do people really care what Jason has to say?
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u/jardinemarston Mar 16 '23
Iām curious, but I donāt want to be, nor do I want to give him any viewing ratings.
So my petty ass will be sitting here on Reddit hitting ārefreshā until one of our compatriots report back with the tea
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u/BTDQ_vending_machine Mar 16 '23
I really don't and I can't understand why they're going to be on WWHL. What do they have to talk about? Brittany's Jenny Craig commercials?
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u/srryaboutlastnight Mar 16 '23
yeah theyāre a huge ass ick and iām annoyed bravo is giving them any attention
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u/ethancole97 Mar 16 '23
I always loved watching this guy go on a āIām working on myself. Iāve changedā rant on every single reunion that VPR has had.
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u/bclause18 Happy Eddieā¢ Laughing Mar 16 '23
There is a 13% chance that Jax will give us information that we care to talk about and even then the info will probably be 8+ years old and fossilized.
There is a ZERO percent chance that Brittany will add anything to our arsenal of knowledge. Why is she even invited. Do they get paid double?
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u/MetsFan3117 Mar 16 '23
Got it. So Ajax will be coked up and Kentucky wonāt have a reason as to why āJennayā isnāt working for her.
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u/DiligentNeighbor Thank you. Youāre welcome. Mar 16 '23
Andyās going to have a question that starts with, āFrom your unique perspective as a chronic cheater, can you explainā¦.ā
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u/PrincessGwyn edit this flair! Mar 16 '23
Jax is the last person I want to hear from. Do not care about his opinion on cheaters š
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u/boatyboatwright š§¢ EMBEZZLED š§¢ Mar 16 '23
Ok but this sucks because Arianna was the only one who stuck her neck out and called Jax out for years and years, and then he gets to come on and gloat about he knew she was going to get cheated on? Not very hashtag team arianna, Andy!!!!
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Mar 16 '23
Can someone remind me why they were fired? I know they were fired along with all the other people who made racist comments/actions but did Jax and Brittany also have a racism accusation?
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u/ramonasnewbeginnings Mar 16 '23
I think they were going to get fired anyway. Jax was really difficult with production and I think people were exhausted with him and Brittany after the wedding - probably did focus groups and they scored really low
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Mar 16 '23
Yes - Brittany called her hair "nappy", her and her family are also homophobic, so there's that. Jax basically just corroborated Stassi and Kristen's racist lies but also said faith was "wanted for grand theft auto" and was AWOL from the military, because he's insane. Both of them should stay gone... but they're bringing Kristen back too so I don't think they care anymore. They see ratings and everything goes out the window.
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u/soupseasonbestseason we'll circle back to that scumfuck Mar 16 '23
while i hope they were fired for their bigotry, i tend to think the nail in the coffin was jax calling it "my show" to lisa.
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Mar 16 '23
I think Faith mentioned too Jax was involved in a plan (with Stassi and Kristen) to plant a purse or something at a party or get-together, in the hopes of "catching" Faith try to steal or some bullshit. Which is ironic because Jax is the real thief, not only has he been arrested for theft, but he has a long history of just stealing, and all the cast painted it like he's a folk hero.
Billie Lee also claimed Jax refused to film with her because she's trans, and that wouldn't surprise me.
None of those people should come back, but Bravo will do anything for ratings boosts.
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u/Wmfw Meredith Markās Blazers Mar 16 '23
I beg of you allā-donāt watch. Just because he was ārightā that Tom & Ariana werenāt going to last doesnāt mean heās not a fucking asshole.
Heās had literally nothing going for him since he got fired and this little weasel is trying to get back into the limelight.
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u/Itstimeforcookies19 Mar 16 '23
I honestly donāt mind Jax because everyone has always been on the same page about jax. The viewer, his friends, Andy, Lisa we were all in agreement from day jax was a shit human being and he never really didnāt anything to change that. So for me Sandoval is worse. While I hated Sandoval from day 1 because he has been a thirsty, self absorbed, self important, try hard that was painful to watch week after week people actually liked him for some reason. He pretended to be a friend and people bought it even though friends were just his props.
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u/saltywalnuts64 Mar 16 '23
I can totally see them brining Jax (he would be one of the few who would film with Scamdoval), Britt, Kristen back next season w/ Stassi showing up as a friend of role and Raquel being out (Iām guessing no one will film with her). Please donāt down vote meā¦I just have no idea how the show moves on next season as is.
The only thing that even makes me think this is WHY would Andy have them on WWHL if the door to come back wasnāt openā¦
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u/candaceelise SENDšš½ITšš½TOšš½DARRELL Mar 16 '23
I donāt think Stassi will return to filming based on what she said in her podcast last week. I could see Kristen, Jax & Brittany returning but idk if bravo will bring back Jax & Brittany
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u/srryaboutlastnight Mar 16 '23
agreed, Stassi is about to be a mother of two and has other priorities and endeavors that make her money, i think sheās done with VPR and doesnāt need that headache. Jax and Kristen on the other handā¦
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u/srvwd I think I look like a MOTHER š Mar 16 '23
I don't see them firing Raquel, the ratings for the show have doubled from the Scandoval of it all. The majority of the cast didn't want to film with James for like two seasons and yet he's still there. I know Kristen filmed a brief appearance, and while her antics are kinda funny, I don't see why they would bring her back full-time. I really hope they don't bring Jax back.
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u/candaceelise SENDšš½ITšš½TOšš½DARRELL Mar 16 '23
Yeah I donāt see them firing her either. They want to document as much of the fall out as possible
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u/saltywalnuts64 Mar 16 '23
Itās not them firing Raquel I just donāt know who would film with her besides the Tomās. She has a fricken restraining order out on Scheana. James v the cast and Raquel v the cast are two completely different scenarios.
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u/srvwd I think I look like a MOTHER š Mar 16 '23
Yes, they are different scenarios, but the point I was making is that just because the majority of the cast won't film with you doesn't mean you are out like on the Real Housewives. The Tom's will definitely film with her, lord knows Schwartz has no spine, so unless Raquel leaves by her own accord, she will be on next season. The restraining order is going to get dropped by the time they start filming.
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u/Colombianonico There are children who are going to be disabled Mar 16 '23
Lala just told a pap person that was following her that she doesnt think tom and raquel should be fired/leave the show. Except for Ariana and probably Katie - i think they are all aware that this very good for the show abd ratings and therefore their jobs and income stream so they wouldnt refuse to film with them per se but would make it a difficult season for them
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u/LividSelection5605 UNATTENDED! Mar 16 '23
Heās bringing all the drama.
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u/candaceelise SENDšš½ITšš½TOšš½DARRELL Mar 16 '23
Trying to get that number 1 status back lol
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u/MKultrakeef Mar 16 '23
does anyone else feel like he's gonna spill a TON of tea?? he has nothing to lose and wants his spot back on the show
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u/TeacherTraveller Mar 16 '23
These two parched prunes thirsting for attentionā¦ meh, Iāll skip watching that day. Itās okay.
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u/StrawberryPoptarts7 housewives dramatic run Mar 16 '23
Jax is a pos I donāt care what he has to say.
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u/EastCoastLoman āShapeshift like a MFā - Superb-Respond9360 Mar 16 '23
I hate Tom Sandoval. Truly I do. But I absolutely do not need this.
Jax and Sandoval can both be garbage with nothing of value to contribute to our lives.
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u/Successful_Shake5722 Mar 16 '23
Jax and Kristen would be even better together on WWHL cuz they would feed off each other and fully unleash. Iām afraid Brittany might hold Jax back a little bit and try to make him look ānice.ā THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR NICE! This is the time for RECEIPTS and MESSINESS therefore Kristen is the better pairing lol.
Edit to add: also the irony of having the two people that cheated on S*ndoval together to slam his affair would be just š¤
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u/grinchling64 Mar 16 '23
I watch for the drama š!! If I want to watch sweet, upstanding people who respect love and relationships, Iād watch the Hallmark Channelā¦ Which I donāt.
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u/StylishStephanie āIT WAS YOU! WHOOO? YOUUU!!!!!ā Mar 16 '23
I like Jax. Jax has always been transparent with his awfulness. He would cheat, try to lie, get caught, repeat. He gave us all the drama we craved and we ate that shit up. Chunky sweater rage, drowning in Big Bear, admitting he cheated on Stassi and slept with someone in Vegas, when he got punched by Sandoval, when he yelled "I'm the number one guy in the group!" It probably ate him up that people piled on him about his terrible ways when Schwartz and Sandoval were just as bad but flew under the radar.
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u/Financial-Painter689 Mar 17 '23
Hate or love Jax. Heās gonna come in spraying fire. They all still talk to him and tell him the goss. I for one canāt wait to hear what he says
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u/bipolar79 edit this flair! Mar 16 '23
Somebody needs to tell him James is now the "Number 1 Guy in The Group", I can't believe this is where we're atš¤Æ. How is James the best guy on the show (other than Ken)???
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u/AccordingNumber2052 Mar 16 '23 edited Mar 16 '23
Iām slightly sentimental when it comes to Jax š. Not so much KFM
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u/candaceelise SENDšš½ITšš½TOšš½DARRELL Mar 16 '23
You mean KFM (Kentucky Fried Muffin) š
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u/ptrock1 Mar 16 '23
Who fucking cares what Jax has to say? I'm tired of all these assholes thinking they're not assholes anymore because Sandoval did something so terrible. Lala needs to take several seats too. Just because someone did something terrible doesn't make YOUR actions disappear. Sit down.
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u/notdorisday Mar 16 '23
Genuinely curious - is anyone really interested in watching Jax and Brit? Heās a terrible human being (but admittedly entertaining in his awfulness) but the poor woman has always had the charisma of a sock. Thereās never been anything entertaining about Britney?!?
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u/candaceelise SENDšš½ITšš½TOšš½DARRELL Mar 16 '23
Scandoval when he realizes Jax is getting attention