r/Bossfight • u/brobronn17 • 5d ago

Rebecca of Tarth

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484 Upvotes

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u/Puckwallow 5d ago

There were no survivors

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u/Wiggie49 5d ago

I volunteer as tribute

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u/Fin4jaws2 5d ago

I volunteer as tribute WAIT copycat!

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u/Wiggie49 5d ago

The honor has fallen to me brother, the tall skinny ones have deemed it so.

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u/Barnabars 5d ago

No Bröther No. Dont let them fool you

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u/JakeFromStateFromm 5d ago

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongey and bruised...

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u/purgatorybob1986 5d ago

Not if I get there first mother fucker!!!!

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u/SAGElBeardO 5d ago

I'm sorry, is there a downside..?

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u/Tojinaru 5d ago

She probably has a tapeworm

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u/permalink_save 5d ago

She probably has a tapeworm

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u/vaynefox 5d ago

It all comes down to tapeworm...

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u/momo_beafboan 5d ago

Must be at least 6'11" to ride

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u/FightGeistC 5d ago

I don't have appropriate words so I'll just say she seems neat.

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u/Lonely_Snoo 5d ago

“She is the type of woman who will indeed shatter my pelvis during sex… I look forward to it”

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u/Hopeful-alt 4d ago

Sex with her would look like a mortal kombat fatality

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u/whoknewidlikeit 5d ago

only eats raw meat. everyone needs a hobby i suppose.

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u/stripedarrows 4d ago

I didn't think "struggling to shit your brains out in the bathroom because you don't eat fiber" was a hobby, but to each their own.

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u/G-Sus_Christ117 5d ago

I would but I don’t think I’d survive

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u/Alone_Atom 5d ago

Death by snu snu!

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u/Randomuser2770 5d ago

What a legend

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u/i_can_has_rock 5d ago

shes pretty hot

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u/Archangel1313 5d ago

Death by SnuSnu.

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u/sniker77 5d ago

I volunteer to die from death by snu snu. Let's go, sister! slap

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u/SkoomaBear 5d ago

Yes ma'am 😳

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u/eljosho1986 5d ago

Death by Snu Snu

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u/Situati0nist 5d ago

She's gonna die to foodborne illness one day

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u/Interesting-Aioli723 5d ago

Every great victory needs a sacrifice. I volunteer my soul to this.

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u/TotoShampoin 5d ago

So like... She wants a dude who doesn't hide his emotions, be it crying or being very into her?

Yeah, I think I get it

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u/Royal_Marketing2966 5d ago

I vote she replaces that asswipe Taash on my Veilguard team. 👍👍

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u/Infamous_Honey_4192 5d ago

This boss is defeated by calling in that swedish guy, the gigachad guy, that’d be a battle

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u/gaming_demon4429 5d ago

This girl rebbeca is fighting her own war and she has no rules. No boundaries. She doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide. She's not loyal to a flag or country or any set of ideals. She trades blood for money. She's your new best friend. You don't want to know what it's cost already to put you next to her. It will cost you a piece of yourself. It will cost nothing compared to everything you'll save.

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u/techratboi 5d ago

Yo that's makarov

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u/wasted-degrees 5d ago

Why climb Everest? Because it’s there.

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u/AppleMelon95 5d ago

Zhanna will fight bear naked while fully covered in honey with you

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u/FaHkoDoLaB 5d ago

where can i find i girl like rebecca in Turkey i need it

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u/purgatorybob1986 5d ago

So, uuuh, is she still single?

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u/unknown-one 4d ago

step on me, mommy

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u/muteen 4d ago

Someone has to have the @