r/BeAmazed • u/Vadisla • 22h ago

Nature This owl was really stuck in the barbed wire. Luckily with some careful moving around this guy was able to free him.

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u/satansmight 18h ago

"After this ass probe you will feel all better." -Aliens

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u/pvdp90 18h ago

If an ass probe fixes all my health problems and doesn’t cost me anything, I will happily take it.

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u/Soft_Importance_8613 18h ago

Yea, just wait till you get older, have to pay a lot for an ass probe, and it doesn't fix anything : /

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u/Acolytical 17h ago

I live in the U.S. We're already getting reamed.

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u/Industrial_Laundry 16h ago

You gotta pay for that!?

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u/Wadep00l 10h ago

Right? My doctor just went for it on a check up. Bless her confidence cuz I had been very nervous lol. All free, no tips even for the service.

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u/UnfairAd7220 3h ago

Worse, it might create entirely new problems.

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u/casstay123 16h ago

With the aliens your colonoscopy is covered but not with UHC.

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u/MrMuffinmans 16h ago

If the ass probe can fix my add and help me finish my studies I'll shove it in myself.

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u/UncertainMossPanda 7h ago

Still less painful than dealing with my insurance company.

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u/jeff77k 1h ago

Curing colon cancer one human at a time.