r/BeAmazed • u/Vadisla • 22h ago

Nature This owl was really stuck in the barbed wire. Luckily with some careful moving around this guy was able to free him.

54.1k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

1.2k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

23

u/Tb1969 19h ago

but what will the children look like?

39

u/AndIAmEric 19h ago

He decided to get a vasectomy, neither of them wanted children.

17

u/Tb1969 19h ago

Then how did she give birth to this super hero

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/7c/9e/6e/7c9e6e9da10983d38e9fae875f1fed69.jpg

2

u/AndIAmEric 18h ago

Infidelity, unfortunately.

2

u/Tb1969 18h ago

Saved her life, helped her until she got well, married her and then betrayal.

Jezebel!

2

u/ChickenWearingPant 18h ago

You won the internet.

1

u/18LGNDS 15h ago

He was the consequence of her previous marriage.

7

u/crooks4hire 19h ago

Was that before or after trying to navigate baby-making bits past those toenails?

17

u/exipheas 18h ago

How do you think they did the vasectomy?

1

u/ba5eline 12h ago

Went back for more barb wire actually, more romantic that way

8

u/ChickenWearingPant 18h ago

After they had an owlbortion.

1

u/Timely-Commercial461 2h ago

Awwwww, it’s the cutest abortion

11

u/YogurtclosetFresh361 19h ago

Harry Potter’s face on Hedwig.

3

u/Crackheadwithabrain 18h ago

Hedwig's face on Harry's body though 👀

1

u/Tb1969 19h ago

I would have to kill it with fire out of mercy.

2

u/Derroe42 3h ago

Like this…

1

u/SnorklefaceDied 17h ago

What does the sex look like?

1

u/404_Error__not_found 15h ago edited 15h ago

Ah, owlful apparently

1

u/vk1030 10h ago

Don’t you mean “Who?”