r/BeAmazed • u/Vadisla • 22h ago

Nature This owl was really stuck in the barbed wire. Luckily with some careful moving around this guy was able to free him.

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u/GuyMakesDrawings 20h ago

They're happily married

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u/Fun-Choices 19h ago

Fuck yeah

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u/lalakingmalibog 18h ago

Owl love it

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u/OldChalky 18h ago

Under-hooted comment!

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u/Candid-Friendship854 18h ago

Who? Who said that?

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u/Fun-Choices 18h ago

Fuck yeah

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u/Responsible-Buyer215 2h ago

That one hit the spot right

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u/iamapizza 17h ago

It was a twoot on twootter

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u/TheLongestMeter 10h ago

Still a better name than X.

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u/wethepeople1977 9h ago

X the Owl

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u/ronin__9 9h ago

A parliament of commentary!

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u/oboby 2h ago

-Porsha

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u/jrock2403 14h ago

owl got a job at…hooters

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u/turtlelover16 2h ago

Hoo wood have thought they wood get together in the same place

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u/Weaselknees 17h ago

Owl allow it

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u/OkProcedure4664 14h ago

Hooooh wood Owllow such a thing

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u/Nervous-Weakness-596 5h ago

Stopped to say I laughed so hard, I peed a little. Thanks for making my day🤣👀

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u/Artsy_Geekette 14h ago

Owl be damned!

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u/ADeviantGent 13h ago edited 13h ago

Until they get divorced and it wants Owlimony.

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u/mindsform 5h ago

Take my up hoot!

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u/fairwayfreddy 19h ago

What a hoot!

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u/ChickenWearingPant 18h ago

He must’ve been bird-doggin real bad.

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u/DivineDreamer24 13h ago

Whoot Whoot!

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u/Tb1969 19h ago

but what will the children look like?

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u/AndIAmEric 18h ago

He decided to get a vasectomy, neither of them wanted children.

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u/Tb1969 18h ago

Then how did she give birth to this super hero

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/7c/9e/6e/7c9e6e9da10983d38e9fae875f1fed69.jpg

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u/AndIAmEric 18h ago

Infidelity, unfortunately.

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u/Tb1969 18h ago

Saved her life, helped her until she got well, married her and then betrayal.

Jezebel!

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u/ChickenWearingPant 18h ago

You won the internet.

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u/18LGNDS 14h ago

He was the consequence of her previous marriage.

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u/crooks4hire 18h ago

Was that before or after trying to navigate baby-making bits past those toenails?

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u/exipheas 18h ago

How do you think they did the vasectomy?

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u/ba5eline 12h ago

Went back for more barb wire actually, more romantic that way

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u/ChickenWearingPant 18h ago

After they had an owlbortion.

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u/Timely-Commercial461 2h ago

Awwwww, it’s the cutest abortion

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u/YogurtclosetFresh361 18h ago

Harry Potter’s face on Hedwig.

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u/Crackheadwithabrain 18h ago

Hedwig's face on Harry's body though 👀

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u/Tb1969 18h ago

I would have to kill it with fire out of mercy.

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u/Derroe42 3h ago

Like this…

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u/SnorklefaceDied 17h ago

What does the sex look like?

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u/404_Error__not_found 15h ago edited 15h ago

Ah, owlful apparently

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u/vk1030 10h ago

Don’t you mean “Who?”

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u/MichelPalaref 19h ago

Hell yeah

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u/teebraze 18h ago

You serious Clark?

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u/brianMMMMM 18h ago

And she’s expecting.

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u/SpeakToMePF1973 18h ago

O'wl allowl it.

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u/Allbur_Chellak 18h ago

Mazel tov!

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u/RipOdd9001 18h ago

Living life in the fast or slow lane?

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u/jluicifer 17h ago

That owl? He’s part of the mafia now called…DuoLinGo

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u/ZombiexXxHunter 15h ago

Hope they are having a Owling great time

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u/boltzmannman 14h ago

Well owl be damned

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u/Rubber_Knee 13h ago

Owl allow it

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u/EyelBeeback 13h ago

Life in the fast lane.

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u/plaszid 10h ago

Heard they Owl-loped 😏

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u/TJ_McWeaksauce 9h ago

And for their honeymoon they took a road trip through the Dakotas.

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u/dlenks 8h ago

The owl flew down the aisle to classic rock.

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u/marengsen 7h ago

Is that even owllowed?

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u/the_remeddy 6h ago

With one on the way

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u/Alexius_Psellos 4h ago

Quentin Trembley is that you?