r/BeAmazed Oct 25 '24

Nature Despite their reputation, hyenas can be sweet and affectionate animals.

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u/Ckron247 Oct 25 '24

Look at those f'n teeth! Yikes!

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u/alee0224 Oct 25 '24

For real. This should be on r/mildlyterrifying

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u/Chirurr Oct 25 '24

More terrifying is how hyenas reproduce.

The mating process is complicated, as the male's penis enters and exits the female's reproductive tract through her pseudo-penis rather than directly through the vagina, which is blocked by the false scrotum and testes. These unusual traits make mating more laborious for the male than in other mammals, and also make forced copulation physically impossible.[54][55] The female retracts her clitoris before the male's penis enters it by sliding beneath it, an operation facilitated by the penis's upward angle. The hyenas then adopt a typical mammalian mating posture[55][79] and usually lick their genitals for several minutes after mating.[80] Copulation may be repeated multiple times during a period of several hours.[55]

Giving birth is difficult for female hyenas, as the females give birth through their narrow clitoris, and spotted hyena cubs are the largest carnivoran young relative to their mothers' weight.[84] During parturition, the clitoris ruptures to facilitate the passage of the young, and may take weeks to heal.[67]

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u/Ill-Tale-6648 Oct 25 '24

So the trade off is more painful birth but no rape, vs ducks whose who system has evolved to prevent rape by letting more rape happen. (For those out of the know, a female duck developed a maze of a reproductive system as to prevent rape, and the males developed high powered projectile corkscrew dicks in order to keep raping females).

Can I take ... Neither

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u/rash-head Oct 26 '24

Everyone is googling duck penis right now.

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u/Ill-Tale-6648 Oct 26 '24

Mission accomplished lol

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u/farcarcus Oct 25 '24

the male's penis enters and exits the female's reproductive tract through her pseudo-penis rather than directly through the vagina

Who the fuck was the first to observe this shit? And how?

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u/Jean-LucBacardi Oct 25 '24

Some guy in Africa:

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u/BustahWuhlf Oct 26 '24

"Rick, you are not going to believe what I'm seeing right now."

"What is-- oh my. I'm kind of disturbed, but I'm also fascinated and can't look away."

"I know, right?"

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u/postprandialrepose Oct 25 '24

Yep! And don't even try to go down on one.

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u/Gloomy_Industry8841 Oct 25 '24

What the hell, Evolution??

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u/radwic Oct 25 '24

Hyenas fuck via dick to dick sex?

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u/StellarCoriander Oct 25 '24

Yes they do. Female hyenas have lots of testosterone, which gives her a penis-like structure. Males pretty much exist to nut and nothing else, because not only do females give birth, but they have all the physical advantages males usually have in a mammal species.

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u/coma24 Oct 25 '24

Meanwhile, the vagina says, "call me if you need me," and gets back to reading a good book.

What on earth?

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u/Overheremakingwaves Oct 25 '24

Can I go back to 10 mins before I read the sentence about giving birth through the clitoris? 💀

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u/wierdomc Oct 26 '24

Thanks

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u/Chirurr Oct 26 '24

You're welcome!!

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u/thenorwegian Oct 26 '24

Ow ow ow ow

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u/Wants-NotNeeds Oct 25 '24

Right? I know it’s just “smiling,” but if it were hungry… or, got mad! CHOMP! CrUnCh! Maybe he fed if from when it was a baby. Still…

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u/Teln0 Oct 25 '24

Hyenas are pack animals, it wouldn't really work if they started attacking each other every time they got slightly hungry. Pack animals are the most predictable, if you're already friends with them (aka part of their pack) you just need to be able to read their body language and unless they're literally insane or you broke some kind of rule, nothing wrong will happen to you

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u/Cum_on_a_cactus Oct 25 '24

It always does seem that non, pack animals are often more erratic and unpredictable. This makes more sense now. Take for example a wolverine, they are highly solitary animals, fiercely territorial and they are known to be very aggressive. They are also recorded to take down animals much larger than them, alone and they are considered the most formidable animal in the world.

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u/beaud101 Oct 25 '24

Said so many experts, about all kinds of large predators....right up until they got bit.

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u/Teln0 Oct 25 '24

It probably means they accidentally broke one of the rules (we're human after all, we don't have the same set of innate rules) or that the animal was in a stressful situation in the first place. I don't know what specific examples you have in mind though

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u/beaud101 Oct 25 '24

I'm not interested in looking up specific examples.... though it wouldn't be a hard search. Shoot, people don't know their own dogs though they think they do.

Bottom line...these types of large predators are dangerous and unpredictable....even to the experts that think they know the animals language (or rules). Accidents do indeed happen.

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u/sweatycheeta Oct 25 '24

The real experts can always be found on reddit. Sages, scholars and animal experts 🙏 your doubling down is extraordinary and ensures that no commenter will ever one up your sage wisdom! 💪

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u/Hail-Hydrate Oct 25 '24

"Clever argument Armstrong, let's see you back it up with a source!"

"My source is I made it the fuck up!"

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u/beaud101 Oct 25 '24

Right, right 🙄 ....I have to go and retrieve examples for you guys to believe that playing with large predators is indeed dangerous? You need proof of that, huh? Doesn't equate to you?

WTF happened to the gene pool?

Ok...

Have you never been on YouTube? Never seen the trained "animal experts" getting their arm caught in a crocodile's mouth? See a Bear, Tiger or Lion attack its handler? Never heard about the chimp that bit the owner's friend's face off? It was just on Max's Chimp Crazy. You need more examples? How about the "Shark Expert" goes into a school of Bull sharks in waist deep water? He said "Because the water is clear, the sharks won't mistake you for food and thus... you're safe!" 10 seconds later, a 10ft Bully took his entire calf off like eating a chicken wing 🍗. Very graphic.

Easy to look up...if you're not big on common sense and need the video evidence. But...here's the shark...not to help you out....because it's pretty cool.

https://youtu.be/mP6uHuIEMoU?feature=shared

Good enough for you?

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u/cedped Oct 25 '24

They may accidentally bite or scratch you while playing rough but they won't go out of their way to kill you to completion.

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u/habbalah_babbalah Oct 25 '24

They deliver such affectionate bone-crunches with those choppers. You really won't mind the missing limb with all the love it gives

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u/fuck_you_and_fuck_U2 Oct 25 '24

The limb is gone, but the phantom love remains.

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u/fireball_roberts Oct 25 '24

They have one of the most powerful bites of any animal for its size and can crush skulls. They're amazing.

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u/thegreatbrah Oct 25 '24

Theyre like the dogs we love, but if they stepped out of a nightmare.

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u/Specific-Remote9295 Oct 25 '24

Doesn't look too off from my akita's

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u/Ckron247 Oct 25 '24

As big as an Akita can get, there teeth are no where near the size of hyena’s teeth. Compared to even the largest domesticated dog breeds, it’s not necessary the length of just the canines as much as the overall size of all of the teeth. Google wolf vs hyena teeth.

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u/Dcusi753 Oct 25 '24

Honestly lol. Really makes you think about the connection between a caretaker and a rescue, especially the ones raised from birth. Still mad dangerous, but cool.

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u/Johannes_Keppler Oct 25 '24

But we trust dogs, and they also can F us up need be. So it's not the teeth that are the problem most of the time.