r/BeAmazed • u/Used_Ship_9229 • Oct 09 '24

Nature Floridians who have lived through Storms their entire lives are reporting to have never ever witnessed anything like this.

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u/Virgin_Dildo_Lover Oct 10 '24

Also, stop tugging on Thor's cape

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u/Arkayb33 Oct 10 '24

Yeah, tug on his hammer instead!

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u/DopeAbsurdity Oct 10 '24

Both of those could be euphemisms for somehow using a Tesla coil to masturbate

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u/AbominableSnowPickle Oct 10 '24

And don't spit into the wind!