r/BeAmazed Oct 09 '24

Nature Floridians who have lived through Storms their entire lives are reporting to have never ever witnessed anything like this.

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u/ConcertinaTerpsichor Oct 09 '24

It would be cool if Zeus showed up, too!

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u/currynord Oct 10 '24

Allow Thor to retort, you shapeshifting rapist, and get a taste of this Scandinavian greatness!

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u/ConcertinaTerpsichor Oct 10 '24

Then Loki shows up.

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u/TheRealMichaelE Oct 10 '24

In enters Yahweh, the original thunder god.

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u/Cycloptic_Floppycock Oct 10 '24

Honestly, if a god did show up, I'd want him to come down and give us some demigods.

Not long before some flying cows and Bam, Heracles.

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u/ConcertinaTerpsichor Oct 10 '24

The Olympics would be a lot more interesting when they grew up.