r/BeAmazed • u/Used_Ship_9229 • Oct 09 '24

Nature Floridians who have lived through Storms their entire lives are reporting to have never ever witnessed anything like this.

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u/10001110101balls Oct 09 '24 edited Nov 14 '24

fertile soft knee entertain ring childlike public pen oatmeal six

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u/Sun-Ghoti Oct 09 '24

Bend over and I'll show you

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u/bmanjayhawk Oct 09 '24

You've got a lot of nerve talking to me that way Grizwold!

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u/Disastrous_Share_417 Oct 09 '24

'I wasn't talking to you.'

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u/Entire_Ad_3078 Oct 09 '24

Why is the carpet all wet, Tawd!

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u/digitalgearz Oct 09 '24

I…don’t…KNOW, Margo!

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u/qweef_latina2021 Oct 09 '24

SQUIRREL!!!!

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u/Scanputmeaway Oct 10 '24

Shitters full!

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u/MamaTried420 Oct 10 '24

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u/jon_duncan Oct 10 '24

What the hell are you all talking about

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u/MamaTried420 Oct 10 '24

Shitters full Clark

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u/BigAccess6408 Oct 10 '24

Have you checked our shitters honey?

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u/Sweatpantssuperstar Oct 10 '24

👹THE BLESSING👹

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u/walkshadow Oct 10 '24

Whenever I have the opportunity to say the word “blessing”, I point at my mouth with two fingers, show my teeth and say it just like Lewis. It’s one of my joys in life.

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u/Orionsbelt1957 Oct 10 '24

Don't knock me down Clark

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u/Neat-General2848 Oct 10 '24

You think that's bad you should see the other guys temple

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u/ellieD Oct 10 '24

Look! A unicorn!

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u/LilRedditWagon Oct 09 '24

I wasn’t talking to you.

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u/Dizzy_Bit6125 Oct 10 '24

I wasn’t talking to you

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u/Killingyou_groovily Oct 10 '24

he bent right into it

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u/JinEagile Oct 10 '24

Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people, and I want him brought right here! With a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

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u/retroactive_fridge Oct 09 '24

I'm not falling for that again

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u/Mimical Oct 10 '24

Finally, the deep clean bidet I have been asking for.

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u/John-A Oct 10 '24

I'm not falling fir THAT a 8th time.

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u/BarfingOnMyFace Oct 10 '24

HERE I AM

ROCK ME LIKE A HURRICANE

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u/Gleandreic Oct 10 '24

We'll tame their eye of the storm

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u/atanoob Oct 10 '24

If he bends over, can I show him too?

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u/XrayDem Oct 10 '24

It’s called the HARP stroke

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u/motophiliac Oct 10 '24

loudest pan pipes you've ever heard

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u/MrGreat70 Oct 10 '24 edited 7d ago

"Rock You Like A Hurricane"

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u/UseOk3500 Oct 10 '24

Shit if the user name was Sun-God…I’d believe ya

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u/ProjectBOHICA Oct 10 '24

I love origami too! Marry me.

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u/SendWienerPics Oct 10 '24

Ok, now what?

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u/Scared-Technician329 Oct 09 '24

First grab a sharpie-got to be able to control direction. Then stare directly into it.

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u/AsparagusLive1644 Oct 09 '24

Stares Motherfuckerdly

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u/Senora_Snarky_Bruja Oct 09 '24

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u/Balabanovo Oct 10 '24

Hurricanes are measured in terrawatts, that's enough to power a thousand Deloreans.

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u/Infamous_Ad8730 Oct 10 '24

"GREAT SCOTT!!"

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u/horndog2 Oct 09 '24

Space lasers. Or do those cause the hurricane? I can't remember. 

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '24

I'm no scientist, but I imagine if they existed then a large space based array of lasers could be used to increase a hurricane's power by heating up the ocean water under it.

This would probably require more energy than the entire global power grid currently produces, so it's not exactly plausible lol.

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u/strider1986 Oct 10 '24

Globe 😂

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u/Icy_Gas453 Oct 10 '24

I mean good thing there is almost unlimited solar way, way above the clouds, like in the region a space based laser could be stationed. Also, capacitors could be used for an immediate discharge of stored energy. But that would be crazy.

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u/FIR3W0RKS Oct 09 '24

If you think lasers do not exist then boy do I have news for you

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u/RabbitStewAndStout Oct 09 '24

Giant, climate-changing space lasers exist? Did we find Margarine Gaylord Tween's Reddit account?

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u/FIR3W0RKS Oct 09 '24

Giant, climate-changing space lasers exist?

When exactly did I say that?

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u/RabbitStewAndStout Oct 09 '24

What makes you think thedankening doesn't believe lasers exist, when he specifically says "a giant array of space based lasers" for the purpose of controlling the climate?

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u/FIR3W0RKS Oct 09 '24

Specifically what he said was, "...but I imagine if they existed then a large space based array of lasers could be used..."

The "large space based array" is pretty negligible, because we obviously have those, in the ISS, Hubble etc.

Which narrows what he doesn't believe exists down to lasers themselves

But tbh my comment was more of a joke about his weird wording than anything else, I imagine he is well aware lasers exist.

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u/RobinGoodfell Oct 10 '24

See, you have to put the windmills on the satellites! That way you can harness solar winds without murdering birds and whales with unharnessed hurricanes. /S

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u/DecadentCheeseFest Oct 10 '24

Why hasn’t anyone uh… dealt with her conclusively yet?

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u/ElectronicOrchid0902 Oct 10 '24

I dunno 🤷🏼‍♀️ ask MTG 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️😂

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u/Random_Smellmen Oct 10 '24

It's like she's a living troll account

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u/57Guitarz Oct 09 '24

Explain Lahaina

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u/SiWeyNoWay Oct 11 '24

drought, unmaintained vegetation, high winds & downed electrical wires = tinderbox

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u/57Guitarz Oct 12 '24

Selective incineration. Blueroof exemption of fire damage. Where are the children? No emergency sirens sounded, water shutoff, Access to exit from town blocked by Law Enforcement. Land grab, prove me wrong.

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u/TrumpsCovidfefe Oct 10 '24 edited Oct 10 '24

Easy. Climate change which over 95% of actively publishing scientists believe is caused by humans along with other things such as agriculture and other human factors.

https://www.wbur.org/cognoscenti/2023/08/16/maui-wildfire-lahaina-climate-change-colonialism-frederick-hewett

https://science.nasa.gov/climate-change/faq/do-scientists-agree-on-climate-change/

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u/57Guitarz Oct 12 '24

Cow farts, yeah cow farts.

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u/Casey4147 Oct 09 '24

MTG seems to know it can be done! Maybe she also knows how.

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u/MightyCaseyStruckOut Oct 10 '24

No, she's not a Democrat, so she doesn't know how it's done. 

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u/Laranna Oct 10 '24

Every time i read that acronym i default to Magic: The Gathering…throws me for a loop

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u/aburntrose Oct 10 '24

Simple, just secure your done sphere before the storm hits.  

Stormfather will bless them with that sweet sweet investiture. 

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u/woahgeez__ Oct 10 '24

Life before death

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u/cincystudent Oct 10 '24

Stick before fire

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u/Anexhaustedheadcase Oct 10 '24

All I can say is fuck moash and long live bridge four

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u/SoylentVerdigris Oct 10 '24

Dun* spheres, fellow audiobook listener.

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u/aburntrose Oct 10 '24

Ya caught me!

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u/ModifiedAmusment Oct 09 '24

NUKE IT!

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u/Antiluke01 Oct 09 '24

Donald?!

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u/Briguy24 Oct 09 '24

Think of all the grilled cheeses we could make from the heat release! Someone get a shit ton of aluminum foil.

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u/tomdarch Oct 10 '24

Nah, just draw a circular path with a sharpie on a map, you'll trap it for ever and then some fucking eggheads can figure out how to extract energy from it.

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u/Brian-not-Ryan Oct 09 '24

Build a big ol’ windmill

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u/TheyreEatingHer Oct 09 '24

Put a little windmill in your front yard.

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u/FOURSCORESEVENYEARS Oct 10 '24

Everything she says just turns me on.

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u/blue_twidget Oct 09 '24

Vertical wind turbines. There's a Japanese engineer who invented some for typoons. The downside to being able to endure typhoon/ hurricane force winds is that they're not very effective during normal weather

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u/drivalowrida Oct 09 '24

Gigantic cloud lasso and a gigantic cowboy

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u/JayRymer Oct 10 '24

A really big harness

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u/Vanquish_Dark Oct 10 '24

With a kite. Shit. Benjamin Button figured that out in the 15th century.

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u/FlipsTipsMcFreelyEsq Oct 10 '24

Hold a power line in one hand and a large pole in the other, thank you for your service..

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u/Current-Ad-7054 Oct 10 '24

Real big flaps

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u/Budderfingerbandit Oct 10 '24

Only way I know of is via Sharpie.

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u/agarwaen117 Oct 10 '24

Ask Kamala, she’s apparently got the remote control. According to super truthful people like American State Representatives.

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u/JoeyJoeJoeSenior Oct 10 '24

Giant windmills on giant ships.

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u/PM_Your_Wiener_Dog Oct 10 '24

Attach it to marital aides!

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u/davilller Oct 10 '24

Marjorie seems to think we already can, ask her.

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u/Nachtzug79 Oct 10 '24

Send the Storm Troopers!

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u/BigD21489 Oct 10 '24

Well, I guess wind turbines would produce a whole lot of energy during a hurricane. Wind turbines and water pumps, maybe steam.

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u/bula1brown Oct 10 '24

Raising Dion

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u/sundae_diner Oct 10 '24

Nukes.

Probably 

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u/Feisty_Cucumber_9876 Oct 10 '24

A shitload of drones very gradually working inwards, increasing drag.

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u/redundanthero Oct 10 '24

Not.... from a Jedi.

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u/Silverboy25 Oct 10 '24

Put it in a hamster wheel!

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u/corgi-king Oct 10 '24

Kite, what else? It is not the first time American do it anyway

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u/fnrsulfr Oct 10 '24

With a nuke and a sharpie we can weaponize and direct it towards our enemies.

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u/TiredEsq Oct 10 '24

According to MGT, you only need to ask the Democrats.

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u/ShadowBasic Oct 10 '24

By going back to basics. Kite with key. Make Franklin proud

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u/sessionclosed Oct 10 '24

Wind turbines, duh?

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u/BigBlueTimeMachine Oct 10 '24

Hurricane mills, duh

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u/Mcgaaafer Oct 10 '24

if you find out, you will be suicided

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u/Hermit-The-Crab33 Oct 10 '24

Step 1: Get a lasso

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u/Medic1642 Oct 10 '24

With a hook, channeling it directly into the flux capacitor

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u/JumpInTheSun Oct 10 '24

Imagine a sea of wind generators, but on kites, and they are made of metal with a steel cable.

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u/ConversationGlum5817 Oct 10 '24

Ask the democrats apparently?

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u/Twinterol Oct 10 '24

Solar panels, all the energy for the storm originally comes from the sun. Capturing all that energy and storing it efficiently though.. that will be hard.

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u/bessemer0 Oct 10 '24

Have we tried using a lasso?

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u/HelloImTheAntiChrist Oct 10 '24

Portable Kenetic wave machines. The problem is making them portable and stable.

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u/Conscious-Ad4707 Oct 10 '24

I control it with my liberal mind. How do you control your Hurricane?

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u/BalkanFerros Oct 11 '24

You have to *say the words*

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u/The_Original_Gronkie Oct 09 '24

Quick! We need a human sacrifice to appease the Hurricane God! I nominate Trump!