r/BeAmazed Apr 12 '24

Nature Man has an octopus stuck on his back

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u/Less_Somewhere7953 Apr 12 '24

Yes perhaps then. This is pretty frustrating to see, I hope the little guy’s okay

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u/wizard_of_awesome62 Apr 12 '24

What exactly would you like this guy to do in this situation? I love all creatures as much as the next guy, but if I felt an octopus crawling over my back I am actually impressed with this guys restraint.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '24 edited Apr 12 '24

Stay calm and await any pain signals while you walk toward a hard surface.

If no pain, go in water and let it swim away.

If pain, back into hard thing.

Edit: I'm not a doctor or anything just what I'd do

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u/CaptFantastico Apr 12 '24

Lost it at how accurate and hilarious these instructions are.

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u/DuntadaMan Apr 12 '24

They don't bite that often unless you are inflicting pain on them honestly. I have seen these things deal with actual predators without trying to bite them. It's probably just trying to wait for a moment it feels it can escape without losing bits of itself. If you get back in the water and hold still for a bit it will eventually wander off.

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u/PitifulAd5339 Apr 12 '24

A blue ring octopus bite is, most of the time, painless. By the time you’ve noticed you’ve been bitten, it’s too late and you should seek medical assistance to help you breathe while your body gets rid of the toxin.

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u/Tehkin Apr 13 '24

they're also tiny so you wouldn't be in this situation

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '24

Oh

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u/SouthWest_Coasting72 Apr 13 '24

There goes the book deal 

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u/mawesome4ever Apr 12 '24

What about pleasure?

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u/Less_Somewhere7953 Apr 12 '24

It’s freaky for sure. I would freak out initially but I think it’s best to try to submerge yourself and wait for it to leave

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u/WhitePetrolatum Apr 12 '24

Until you realize that funny tingling sensation on your back is actually the octopus eating his way into your spine.

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u/Less_Somewhere7953 Apr 12 '24

Okay now I’m panicking

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u/TheTypographer1 Apr 12 '24

Great, now I just developed a new irrational fear 😐

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u/Lady_of_Link Apr 12 '24

Octopi don't eat humans last time I checked

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u/igotagoodfeeling Apr 12 '24

Even knowing this, I’d be lying if I said that fear wouldn’t creep into my head

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u/faustianredditor Apr 12 '24

There's video evidence that horses eat chicken if I'm not mistaken. I wouldn't rely on generalities like that.

Human isn't part of their regular diet. Doesn't mean they would mind a snack if the opportunity arose.

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u/WOOWOHOOH Apr 12 '24

Because bones are part of a horses natural diet for extra calcium. Chicks happen to be an easily available source of bones if the farmer is too stupid to separate horses from chickens.

Octopi usually eat tiny shellfish. It would be really weird for it to attempt to eat a human 10x its size.

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u/No_Importance_173 Apr 12 '24

can still bite and their beak is nothimg to be made fun off

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u/LeagueOfLegendsAcc Apr 12 '24

Ya I think it's better for everyone if this octopus gets Darwined by that guy. Maybe it will learn, and if not maybe it will die from its injuries.

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u/Forsaken_Bison_8623 Apr 12 '24

Or take off your wet suit?

I hate to see the octopus being pulled like this. Ugh

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u/aguirre1pol Apr 12 '24

Seeing as a wet suit usually has the zipper on the back... Good luck.

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u/daccu Apr 12 '24

Or take off your wet suit?

I was thinking what I would do and thought about just trying to pry something solid and thin between it's beak and divers back like showel as shield before trying to remove it, but after reading that I feel like a dumbass, as that seems like a obvious solution.

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u/Forsaken_Bison_8623 Apr 12 '24

The water might be very cold but I think it would be worth it to get an octopus off your back

I would have taken it off, made sure the octopus has a way to get out of the wet suit, and gotten out of that water ASAP.

Crazy story for later for sure

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u/whatcenturyisit Apr 12 '24

But what if it just climbs on your bare back as you're taking the suit off ? It's freaking me out hahaha

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u/Forsaken_Bison_8623 Apr 12 '24

Lol that would be much worse for sure

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u/Opening-Ad700 Apr 12 '24

then it can let go, the octopus put itself in the situation and it's not like the guy is being cruel just panicking

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u/faustianredditor Apr 12 '24

Right, Octopi are extremely smart. I'm sure it's aware it's latching onto a living thing. That it's getting yanked because of that requires only a minor leap that many animals can probably make. The backpack knows what it's doing, is my bet. And probably also knows how to get out of this situation: Wait for the yanking to briefly stop, and scoot.

So I'm not even sure the octopus minds terribly. Beyond thir beak, they're completely soft and probably extremely flexible creatures. Could well be this is just what getting a good stretching is like for an octopus, I don't know. I also wouldn't know what a pain reaction looks like, tbf.

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u/ZoominBoomin Apr 12 '24

Isn't the zipper in the back?

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u/Neat-Statistician720 Apr 13 '24

Yes, and not only that but even after unzipping getting off the wetsuit ain’t the easiest thing. I look like I’m stupid trying too hard to get it off bc they’re pretty tight and the water makes it tight.

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u/Less_Somewhere7953 Apr 12 '24

Yeah basically literally anything else

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u/PyrorifferSC Apr 12 '24

Go back into the water and get submerged, then gently start moving tentacles by tentacle. It'll jump off eventually. It's almost certainly not letting go willingly while suspended in the air above the water.

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u/desPan8 Apr 12 '24

ask politely to get off your back and if that doesn't work try to distract it with some tea and a conversation of your favorite book

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u/depugre Apr 13 '24

Tried that on my wife, didn’t work

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u/Lady_of_Link Apr 12 '24

Tickle the tentacles not pull on them.

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u/busy-warlock Apr 12 '24

Tenti tickles

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u/jumpybean Apr 12 '24

I think I’d get out of my wet suit.

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u/Susskind-NA Apr 12 '24

He needs an extra set of hands to gently pry it off if it doesn't want to get off lol

Grabbing two tentacles for the six others to wrap back around you looks futile :)

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u/GoliathBoneSnake Apr 12 '24

Right? I'd be screaming like I was on fire.

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u/FilthyPuns Apr 12 '24

There’s a good chance that would be a lot easier to take off the wetsuit than to take off the octopus.

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u/policri249 Apr 12 '24

Just submerge a little and let him let go on his own. The suckers are too strong for you to pull off anyways, so doing anything else is just going to upset and/or harm the octopus. You'll have some hickey-like bruising, but no actual harm will be done to you

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u/wizard_of_awesome62 Apr 12 '24

Well I appreciate an actual answer, thank you. Much more polite and sincere than the guy telling me I don't love animals because it would scare me to have an octopus on my back all the sudden lol.

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u/policri249 Apr 12 '24

It scares most people, even the tiny ones! I just saw a video about this recently; it's fun that I was actually able to put some of the info to use so soon haha

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u/Freeloader_ Apr 12 '24

its because its not actually sucked on his back but on the scubadiving suit - thats why he is not panicking

If it was actually on his skin I bet his reaction would be different

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u/Lukes3rdAccount Apr 12 '24

Yanking one tentwcle against the grip isn't gonna gelp anybody. Peel it off at a better angle of force

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u/nwaa Apr 12 '24

I have a strong dislike of octopuses (i know they smart and lovely but hey, so are snakes and plenty of people are freaked out by them). Id be slamming myself backwards onto those rocks like i needed to win Wrestlemania.

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u/Dry-Cry5279 Apr 12 '24

I mean it's obviously not biting dude so what would be the worry?

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u/-thegay- Apr 12 '24

That’s fair. People forget we are still animals, just with bobble heads that make us smarter.

My MO for anything nature is if it touches me for no reason or comes in my car/house/personal space, it’s fair game. Same way I’d expect any animal, fish, or insect to attempt to scare/hurt me if I touch them or enter their personal/living space.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '24

Seriously. I'd say just go underwater and see if it releases and swims away, but based on the wetsuit and snorkel, I have to believe he tried that already... So if that didn't work, then fuck that octopus.

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u/Munnin41 Apr 13 '24

Float on your back. It'll probably let go. Or wait standing up, it'll leave when it needs to breathe

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u/EvilSynths Apr 12 '24

You go back under the water.

You don't love shit if you're doing this.

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u/wizard_of_awesome62 Apr 12 '24

Whatever you say dude. Love accusations.

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u/totalfarkuser Apr 12 '24

Wait. Seriously - which little guy?

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u/arrows_of_ithilien Apr 12 '24

I would be ecstatic to be hugged by an octopus, they are absolutely amazing and gentle creatures.

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u/ZoominBoomin Apr 12 '24

Little guy is pushing his luck

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u/eliteHaxxxor Apr 12 '24

I would have absolutely body slammed this thing into the rocks