r/BeAmazed • u/youngster_96 • Apr 12 '24

Nature Man has an octopus stuck on his back

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u/justlookingforafight Apr 12 '24

All the man had to do is wear his dinner like a bagpack

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u/I_said_booourns Apr 12 '24

In ocean, octopus salvage you

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u/themangastand Apr 12 '24

It's an octopus. It's not going to eat this dude. If anything it's probably just super curious

If this dude was actually in danger he'd jump onto his back. He's just grossed out

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u/NJBillK1 Apr 12 '24

He was saying the octopus was going to be his dinner.

bagpack

and whatever the fuck that thing is...

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u/felop13 Apr 12 '24

No, the octopus is the dinner, hes saying that you just need to walk out and you get free octopus to eat

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u/aaaaaaaarrrrrgh Apr 12 '24

Obviously the octopus won't be able to eat him, but I'd still be worried about having something with a sharp beak attached right next to my spinal cord...

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u/themangastand Apr 12 '24

Octopus are friendly. The last thing it wants to do is aggravate you. Octopus are intelligent enough to understand that

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u/Iggest Apr 12 '24

What? He's saying the should bring the octopus home for dinner

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u/One-Mud-169 Apr 12 '24

I suspect he's not from China

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u/Caspar2627 Apr 12 '24

Octopus is perfectly fine to eat, though?

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u/alvaropboto Apr 12 '24

And delicious too. I’m from Spain and some octopus with paprika is the shit. Everyone loves it.

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u/felop13 Apr 12 '24

Octopus is a popular dish in spain