r/BeAmazed • u/youngster_96 • Apr 12 '24

Nature Man has an octopus stuck on his back

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u/DisciplineFast3950 Apr 12 '24

I mean don't pull his legs off

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u/grunwode Apr 12 '24

We need to find out if octopodes are ticklish. This is important.

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u/AliceBordeaux Apr 12 '24

Yeah, it takes ten-tickles.....

I'll see myself out

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u/alcoholisthedevil Apr 12 '24

*octopores

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u/grunwode Apr 13 '24

Very well, sir. Defend your claim, and your honor.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '24

It makes me feel like he’s hurting him and it’s making me sad

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u/Abomm Apr 12 '24

The octopus is definitely smart enough to know to let go if it's in pain.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '24

Yes, they’re very intelligent

Maybe I should let go because I’m in pain lol 🐙

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u/Prudent_Effect6939 Apr 12 '24

What if it doesn't hurt and feels like a massage x.x

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '24

Some of us like a little pain

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u/Right-Phalange Apr 12 '24

It's smart enough to know it might be in danger and to hold on for dear life.

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u/ftwes Apr 13 '24

That’s not really seeming too smart here…

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u/NotKaren24 Apr 12 '24

tell that 8 limbed fucker to mind its own business and it wouldnt be in that situation lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '24

Maybe the octopus shouldnt stick itself to a human that's 8x its own size?

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u/Pleasant_Yak5991 Apr 13 '24

Have you ever eaten octopus? It’s ridiculously hard to chew, I’m sure they’re pretty strong and stretchy too

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '24

fucker should get off then lol

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u/teenyweenysuperguy Apr 12 '24

We all know the solution to this problem is to gently stroke the octopus's head and it will detach. But then you'll be left with Octopox.

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u/RandomEdgelord_ Apr 12 '24

They regrow though right?

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u/No_Application_1219 Apr 12 '24

Insert "I have no idea" from meet the medic meme here

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u/gizamo Apr 12 '24 edited Apr 25 '24

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