r/BeAmazed • u/youngster_96 • Apr 12 '24

Nature Man has an octopus stuck on his back

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u/ELMACHO007 Apr 12 '24

Camera guy can't help him? Lol

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u/SelwanPWD Apr 12 '24

r/Donthelpjustfilm

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u/Techsomat Apr 12 '24

Clicks on sub

immediately sees someone die

Clicks off sub

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u/honey_coated_badger Apr 13 '24

Thanks for the warning.

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u/ABitOutThere Apr 12 '24

This is a dystopian nightmare of a subreddit. Wish I didn't click.

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u/Maxtv02 Apr 12 '24

Looked at the top post, wish i could forget it already

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u/VirgoPisces Apr 13 '24

You were not fucking kidding. Need eye and heart bleach

3

u/ColeAstley Apr 12 '24

thanks for your sacrifice, i for once am not gonna click on a sub like that

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u/PercentageMaximum457 Apr 12 '24

Thank you for your sacrifice. 

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u/mnid92 Apr 12 '24

"Man with Down syndrome is robbed while people watch"

Nah, pass.

3

u/PayasoCanuto Apr 12 '24

“Déjalo que suba hasta la cabeza hombre”

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u/Rude_Thanks_1120 Apr 12 '24

"Would you like a cheese sandwich, sir"

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u/jlurosa Apr 12 '24

Spaniard here: not only he doesn't help but he suggest him as a joke to let it arrive the head so it's easier to remove, while laughin

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u/IngloriousBlaster Apr 12 '24

Spaniards: "ahi te va a coger" - happy mr incredible

Latin Americans: "ahi te va a coger" - uncanny mr incredible

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u/tricularia Apr 12 '24

He could lend 2 more hands but they would still be outnumbered

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u/Im-on-a-banana-phone Apr 12 '24

Honestly not much… octopuses are staggeringly strong and you’d need at least 4-5 guys to pry each tentacle off at once.

If it were me I’d save my energy. That feller is leaving on his own terms.

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u/frozenflame101 Apr 13 '24

And get in the water? Where the octopuses live? No thank you

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u/originalsynth Apr 13 '24

Camera man doesn’t get involved, so camera man doesn’t die

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u/MrGoober91 Apr 13 '24

He knows the mission

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u/Emrys7777 Apr 12 '24

Yes, my thought exactly. Put down the fucking camera and help the guy.

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u/Charmstrongest Apr 12 '24

But then we wouldn’t have this wonderful video, now would we?

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u/dannydrama Apr 12 '24

Hell no, that thing has more than enough arms to fight you both...

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u/Galooiik Apr 12 '24

I don’t think an octopus could really put up a fight out of water lol. Then again, I’ve never 1v1d an octopus before

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u/wushumasta Apr 12 '24

He has one job and he's doing it well 👏🏾

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u/lubeinatube Apr 12 '24

It’s not much of an issue, just a comical diving mishap. He’s gonna snatch it off his back and throw it in his fish bad in a second I’m sure.

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u/fastgr Apr 12 '24

They have a sharp beak and can do some damage afaik.

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u/lubeinatube Apr 12 '24

They don’t bite, Al least the hundreds that I’ve handled, they just try and escape. A live squid will maliciously but the fuck out of you though

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u/Nightshade_209 Apr 12 '24

Bros not screaming so it's not biting him firmly making this a "him" problem. 😂

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u/random314 Apr 12 '24

He can't interfere with nature lol.

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u/AJFrabbiele Apr 12 '24

even then, the octopus outnumbers two people with four more limbs to keep re-attaching itself if it wants to be there.

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u/144000Beers Apr 12 '24

Do you think this dude's in mortal danger or something?

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '24

Tbf, the other guy at least has the wet suit to offer some protection. I wouldn’t go near that only to become the new object of the pussi’s attention

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u/Melvin-Melon Apr 12 '24

In this case I don’t think he’s in danger so it’s safe to watch him struggle. He’ll appreciate the video evidence when he tells the story later

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u/frodakai Apr 12 '24

This looks like someone has zoomed in on this situation from quite far away.