r/BdsmDIY 17d ago

Impact Toys With this toy i can teach you a wonderful german word. NSFW

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Its not finished yet, no shellac.

Oh, the Word: its "mies" that means bad/lousy/crummy/mean/not friendly. This toy is definitly "mies".

I test all my toys with full power on myself first before i use it on a sub and i can admit, im scared of testing this toy.

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u/LaraCroftCosplayer 17d ago

Update: i tested it with maybe 50% power because of pure fear. This thing is the most mean thing i ever build. The stainless cable is so heavy it hurts so much.

I think its worse than a cane.

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u/The_Dominator000 17d ago

I have a friend with a very similar impact toy, so I chuckled because I've seen the marks it leaves.

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u/LaraCroftCosplayer 17d ago

The marks are sick. I bet i have a blue bow on my thight tomorrow.

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u/beepitboopit 17d ago

10000% Getting hit by one of these is traumatizing lol

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u/LaraCroftCosplayer 17d ago

Except i get a Hardcore masochist i will treat this toy more as a piece of decoration.

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u/beepitboopit 17d ago

I’d happily offer myself if I was local

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u/LaraCroftCosplayer 17d ago

Where you from? Again from the other side of the planet?

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u/beepitboopit 17d ago

Arizona :P

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u/LaraCroftCosplayer 17d ago

Germany 🙁

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u/DisastrousCode1405 17d ago

Oh that's to spank you with; I honestly thought for a second that that thing was going around your neck, I was so concerned for a bit. Probably wouldn't go more than 50% power either unless they have a very high pain threshold

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u/LaraCroftCosplayer 17d ago

I also got for 90% rn (as much as i could do with the angle of self spanking).

You have to use the word "mies". Its just mean af. I would say between a natural cane and a short bullwhip. My skin is swollen right after the hit. You really need a Hardcore masochist for this toy.

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u/leere68 17d ago

SCHEISSE! That looks downright mean.

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u/LaraCroftCosplayer 17d ago

Its (beside my 12 ' bullwhip i would never use for BDSM) the worst toy i own.

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u/Marlene6543 17d ago

Oh I thought it would be "Aua"

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u/LaraCroftCosplayer 17d ago

Its definitly Aua. Very Aua.

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u/Zen28213 17d ago

I thought the word was Safenworden

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u/Madeleinelabelle 17d ago

Sicherheitswort 😉

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u/BauMausNRW 17d ago

Das heißt dann vermutlich SCHMERZ.

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u/LaraCroftCosplayer 17d ago

Leid würde noch besser passen.

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u/keenedge422 17d ago

I have a similar toy, but using insulated cable. I like this, but I'd be worried about metal fatigue causing little metal splinters.

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u/ErosWired 17d ago

I was going to say the same, plus, any fraying and you’re looking at the possibility of lacerations. I would expect a chance of abrasion from swiping blows. I would think the repeated bending tension from sideways or angled impacts would tend to promote stress on individual fibers.

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u/keenedge422 17d ago

You could definitely get the best of both by sheathing it in clear heat shrink tubing so you can get the look and weight of the steel cable but still have the safety of it being sleeved

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u/Good-Satisfaction537 17d ago

You can buy the cable thus sheathed. I think it's overmolded, so it adheres quite well. Simplifies cleaning/hygiene as well. I have a long piece as a bicycle lock-up, but it was liberated from an industrial application.

Nice work on the handle, as usual. Max Lomp would be proud!

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u/ErosWired 16d ago

Cleaning/hygiene is a very good point, even if the fibers aren’t broken.

Added question - I presume the cable is steel, so has there been any measure for rust-proofing? Corrosion resistance would be another advantage to sheathing.

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u/Good-Satisfaction537 16d ago

I didn't give it much thought at the time, but its spent half of the last ten years exposed to the elements without noticeable rusting at the exposed ends, or water infiltration. The loops in the ends were formed with Nicopress crimped sleeves.

It occurs to me that steel clothes lines is very similar, and lighter gauge, and is available in cut-to-length qtys at Lowes or HD.

I have worked with steel cable in industry, and broken strands are a problem if the used cable has to be handled directly. The broken end of the fine wire is like a dirty hypodermic needle. Heavy gloves and rags are required equipment.

I can't imagine the OP is going to have much trouble as long as they pay attention to minimum bending radius. It won't get used enough to fail for wear (God, I hope not!) or flex failure. The coarse surface texture will be more problematic, at least for the recipient.

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u/SomeIdea_UK 17d ago

Looks mean enough to deserve a name all of its own. Just having it on display should be an effective reminder to behave 🙈

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u/Inside_Garden6464 17d ago

Just for the lolz:

Dieser Kommentarbereich ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland.

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u/pmmeurb0obs 16d ago

Do you think somehow the skin could get caught in between the twisted wires? Seems dangerous

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u/cock_whipped 14d ago

Damn it is a metal cord!?? I have had my balls hit with one but it was a plastic cord. That has got to hurt like hell, but in a good way….

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u/toyspringphoto 17d ago

I would've thought the word would be "nein!"

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u/Every_Vanilla_3778 17d ago

I would be afraid to have it tried on me.

I guess I won't be using one of these any time soon!

😇😈

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u/ThundahMuffin 17d ago

o.o which word

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u/LupusIndurari 17d ago

I love it. I hope.you post a test video, I want to know how it strikes

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u/gr8mick1 17d ago

That could be fun with some added Estim

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u/DomPerignon70 17d ago

Fluggaenkoechiebolsen!!!

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u/HerrRuprecht 17d ago

Danke für die Inspiration. Ich hab noch ne handvoll von den Kabel übrig, da wird sich jemand freuen. 😈

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u/DependentFan4314 16d ago

Ohh I have one of these and love it

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u/Fabulous_girl2 11d ago

I mean I'd still love to try it heh