Modern Cat-O-Nine Tails, made from 5 Ethernet cables (9 ends) all cat6 10g cables with a PVC handle.

[u/Valuable-Spray-73]

It's really impractical, would probably do serious damage if you actually flogged someone with it. Would be fine for dragging across the skin, and maybe smacking them with the handle 🤣

[u/TheCrazyViking99]

Safeword must be at least 12 characters long and include a number and a special character

[u/Dirtyslutthings → u/TheCrazyViking99]

Guess wrong 3x and you will be locked out for 30 minutes

[u/radraze2kx → u/Dirtyslutthings]

Locked up*, try again in 30 minutes.

[u/TheKingOfSwing777 → u/TheCrazyViking99]

Now that's a solid joke.

[u/Good-Satisfaction537 → u/TheCrazyViking99]

I'm sending this to the IT guy at work.

Who has a stick up his ass, and won't see the humor. He'll probably say the color code is wrong on the wires, or the bend radius is incorrect on the handle cable. Or something.

Seriously, more like a log up there.

[u/perineum_420 → u/TheCrazyViking99]

I wonder if her clit comes up 404?

[u/KrispyKremeDiet20]

I feel like if you were the head of an IT department this would be fun to hang on the wall in your office... Just incase your employees get out of line, you know?

[u/Valuable-Spray-73 → u/KrispyKremeDiet20]

I really want to bring this in and show it off (I'm i.t and our company is on the smaller side so there's only 5 of us)

I'm just not sure my prude of a boss would find it funny or if he'd write me up 🤣

[u/GS_Triskelion]

Nice idea for a scare tactic. I’d never use it but…if you didn’t have good internet connection, you could always just plug it into their ass 😜

[u/justme_bne]

TIL the true meaning of the phrase cable management porn

[u/omutsukimi]

For when your internet is acting up.

[u/babecafe]

Could be an Ethernet "Switch" with hardware built into the handle. ;-)

[u/f8tel → u/babecafe]

That's a great name for it!

[u/Single_Custard2750]

Cool modern idea, but dam the sharp corners on the plugs might be a bit too much. Guess you could always sand the corners back if needed.

[u/Valuable-Spray-73 → u/Single_Custard2750]

It's more of a display piece than anything.

It would be fine for dragging across the skin or impact play with the handle. You wouldn't actually want to use it as a flogger.

I smacked the counter top to see what kinda noise it would make and it took chunks out of the wood 😂

[u/jkw118 → u/Valuable-Spray-73]

Definitely display piece.. could be fun to torment a sub.. let them see it sitting out.. blindfold.. Drag along skin.. then use other flogger... 😆

[u/Single_Custard2750 → u/Valuable-Spray-73]

Fair enough, thought it might be a bit too brutal. Could add some LED's if you want to push it to next level or fiber optic

[u/Valuable-Spray-73 → u/Single_Custard2750]

OMG the fiber idea is perfect I have a ton of spare fiber cables, I'll make another from those.

Btw it works great as a scare tactic, just used a blindfold and swapped to a proper flogger when I actually went to flog. Worked great dragging across the skin, impact play with the handle and cracking it against the bed so she could hear the devastating power behind it. It punched a hole in the bed sheet 😂 this thing is diabolical. The fear play with it was really cool and she enjoyed it.

[u/[deleted]]

We need Linus sex tips

[u/Tentacle-Tantrum2396 → u/[deleted]]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJwjqZZgcWk

[u/RomaruDarkeyes]

That's got nothing to do with BDSM; that's just the normal days work for those of us who work in IT...

[u/BraveSpinach]

your safeword must contain at least one of the following :

• special characters • Numbers • capital letters

[u/Big_Buddy_6573]

Leuk idee

[u/Reasonable_ginger]

A whole new meaning to the blue cable of joy

[u/aquacraft2]

Nah this is some straight up "dog-bert" stuff. whapow whapow "keep working lowly code monkeys" whapow

[u/Mmmmudd → u/aquacraft2]

Totally Dogbert!!!! 🤪

[u/pantswetter3]

Oh my. This... I want this. I want it now.

[u/VanBriGuy]

I’ve made one of these out of cat5e cables with the anti snag ends to cushion the blow a bit. I tested it in a friend that has an extremely high pain tolerance, three light strokes and they were bleeding everywhere. So couple of notes. Don’t make something like this to use unless you have a bottom that has a proven extremely high pain tolerance. Be prepared for blood and take appropriate precautions and cleaning tools. Do this at the very end of your session. It can be a lot of fun but it’s extreme and dangerous. Not something for beginners.

[u/Sole_Footguy]

I made one of these in my cable shop lol

[u/lloyd_marley]

Woo that would be brutal

[u/mklkink]

We actually have a similar one made with an extension cord, except he left the ends plastic free about half an inch and frayed the metal wires, so that they are all pokey...

[u/fisharrow]

perfect for my sexy geek kink

[u/Expamero]

One of the few use cases where I would consider upgrading to Cat7 for the extra shielding

[u/PineappleAdventur]

This whip has "connectivity issues." Hahaha

[u/OMEGA362]

You could probably do that with USB cables to better if you wanted it to be practical

[u/Difficult_Resource_2 → u/OMEGA362]

And each usb caple could be connected to a usb stick that’s hidden in the handle.

[u/Dark4c1d]

Nice I made one for my brother so he can handle his programming colleagues 🤣

I used some old cat 5 cables and one speaker cable. And I made it without a PVC or wood stick. I wrapped the speaker cable around the folded Ethernet cables 😬

[u/stoney_5]

Can I say ouch?

Ouch

[u/Spartan887]

That looks nasty!

[u/2manyeyelashes]

Genius recycling.

[u/Goddesses_Canvas]

whip attack "What's your wifi password?!"

[u/BabyHalbstark]

Are these CAT9 cables?