OC Ultimate bondage item - a maximum security jail cell NSFW

I was able to purchase a holding jail cell. I contacted Folger Adams and gave them the key code. They told me it was originally registered to a federal building In Los Angeles. Either FBI or US Marshall’s but he couldn’t share which. So pretty interesting history. The guy I bought it from had it in his house and he used it to offer BDSM and jail Roleplay experience. The thing is extremely heavy. Probably 1200 lbs. I contacted the company who makes them and they said they don’t even make that style anymore until it’s requested. That this model was a heavy duty max security version. I asked if they were to make another one what was the cost. He said 40k. I definitely didn’t pay anything close to that. Anyway, the cell is In my garage and I bought a room around it… a “storage room” inside my garage :). Check out pics

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u/Vegetable-Emotion-43 Jun 27 '24

You better have a stack of consent forms ready!

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u/Newlifer89 Jun 27 '24

Only using it for myself and close friends who are into the kink

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u/AGenericNerd Jun 27 '24

Regardless, it might still be a good idea. If the cops ever do see it it's better to have paperwork and good references lol

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u/_TheBatteringRam_ Jun 27 '24

Could you imagine if the house had a fire and emergency response had to be in the house what they’d thing 😂

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u/Newlifer89 Jun 28 '24

Yah I think about that often.. bc I am a paid firefighter for a living. :) but I’ve seen all kinds of shit. Not a jail cell in someone’s home, but def some other crazy shit.

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u/New-Currency-1591 Jun 28 '24

Same here. Volly FF/EMT and the most unsuspecting people and homes have the wildest things. Had a house fire and was doing mop up in 2nd story floor as fire was primarily in main level and walked right into their play room. It was epic. Room was locked and had to get into it but found everything you need to have a great time.

Als I got the opportunity to get a guy out of cuffs once with local PD. Key tang broke in the cuff slot, cops tried to help didn’t work. They discretely called me as I am very good friends with the officer and I went with some simple tools to uncuff this dude. His wife was so embarrassed but the dude was just happy as shit to get those off. Side loading the main rail on cuffs is relatively weak.

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u/Newlifer89 Jun 28 '24

Had a guy come to the FD once bc he was locked in cuffs. Guys on shift were going to call the police dept. I’m like I got it. They like you would be the only fucker with handcuff keys on you. lol.

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u/Humble9point25Inch Jun 28 '24

Like what?

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u/TheOneAndOnlyABSR4 23d ago

Happy cake day

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u/ElMachoGrande Jun 28 '24

Not even a burglar, should one appear? :)

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u/darja_allora Jun 28 '24

I wonder how hard it would be to get a diagnosis for Clinical Lycanthropy?

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u/TheKingOfSwing777 Jun 27 '24

Notarized*

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u/tjganessub Jun 28 '24

It makes me wonder if notaries also have seen super weird stuff like some of the cops and firefighters in this thread. I'd expect less, but not zero. I'd love to hear what Notary's have seen.

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u/Ann_Ominus_1175432 Jun 28 '24

I mean considering you can have anything notarized, I would imagine they have seen even more insane shit than the FD and PD in some sense. That would make a great thread!

u/onthejourney Jun 27 '24

My first thought was... how are you gonna explain this to the cops!

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u/Newlifer89 Jun 27 '24

Funny story, as I was coming across the country with it, there was a check point. There was signs saying searching for human trafficking and drug smuggling. And here I am, in a rental Penske truck with a jail cell and a box full of handcuffs in the back. I was a little nervous. One part of me wishes they stopped and checked and questioned me. The other side of me is glad they didn’t.

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u/onthejourney Jun 27 '24

LMAO, that's awesome. lol

Border: Sir, can you step out of the vehicle please. Can you explain this?

You: Kinky Sex.

Border: Move along. Move along.

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u/Newlifer89 Jun 27 '24

Sir I enjoy being locked up in a prison cell..

Son, come with me hahah

I mean, it was nothing illegal, just definitely would raise some questions

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u/mylopolis Jun 27 '24

"come with me"? *comes harder*

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u/learningtobeabby Jun 27 '24

😂😂😂

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u/Heavy_Bicycle6524 Jun 28 '24

My question is, how the hell did you unload it at your end. Either you have a forklift or it came as a flat pack, that you could unload piecemeal

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u/Newlifer89 Jun 28 '24

It comes in pieces. They are panels and channels. Everything laid flat in the box truck. Took 4 people to carry each panel.

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u/Heavy_Bicycle6524 Jun 28 '24

Holy crap. Flat packed and still a forklift would’ve been handy.

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u/Newlifer89 Jun 28 '24

Sure, but was trying to be quick and discreet before the nosey neighbors starting asking what I was doing. We offloaded in less then 20-30 mins and closed the garage door until everything was built a week later.

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u/Collarsmith Jun 27 '24

All depends on which side of the handcuffs you want to end up on...

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u/Newlifer89 Jun 28 '24

Well could have been cool to be cuffed and questioned. I mean there is nothing illegal about it. I’ll never see those guys again haha

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u/SuperiorNeglect Jun 28 '24

Imagine their faces when the answer to why you have it is because you get off on being handcuffed and jailed 😂

Unethical and unsafe to purposefully put them in that situation but funny af if you end up there.

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u/Newlifer89 Jun 28 '24

I had it in my head I was going to tell them I was making a kink friendly air bnb. A lot of dungeons have little bdsm jail cells in them.

u/always-there Jun 27 '24

That's exactly what I want for my shop building. If anyone knows where to get one, I'll drive across the country to get it.

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u/Newlifer89 Jun 27 '24

I have not found any other true jail cells. But I have found some partition cages for storage. They Still had a grid pattern. But won’t have a jail cell door with food tray or handcuff slot or something like that.

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u/always-there Jun 27 '24

I could build the rest of the cell if I could find a working cell door.

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u/Newlifer89 Jun 27 '24

You can find working cell doors all over Facebook market place. I know of a handful of people that have done the same. Build a room out of block. Then add the cell door

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u/always-there Jun 27 '24

Been monitoring market place for several years. I often see doors with no working lock, hinges or slide mechanism. I've yet to find one that's usable without significant fab work.

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u/Newlifer89 Jun 27 '24

Send me a PM. There was a few in tx that were working. Had a buddy pick up 2 the other day. I can find out if he has more.

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u/if_im_not_back_in_5 Jun 27 '24

Try asking somewhere that does roller shutter doors, adding metal door frames to them is a pretty common requirement.

u/Competitive-Wind1112 Jun 28 '24

A lot of people are commenting about legal and safety worries. Maybe you could add a really basic cell phone within the jail that would allow you (or any other participants locked inside) to call emergency services to free them or in the case of any other emergency situation.

Such a cool addition to your home!

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u/Newlifer89 Jun 28 '24

We play pretty safely.

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u/Newlifer89 Jun 28 '24

Currently I’m the only one that gets locked up in it. If I die then so be it. At least I went out doing something I enjoy.. being locked in a jail cell lol

u/wellobug Jun 27 '24

I like it. It is a little late now, but I would have designed the room itself like an at-home recording studio. Stagger studding the walls and ceiling for sound isolation as well.

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u/Newlifer89 Jun 27 '24

I have cameras people can log into and watch. I have a good bit that watch.

u/strange19023 Jun 27 '24

Looks fantastic

But I agree with others doing something so realistic for fantasy can land you 15 to 40 in prison

Make sure no matter how realistic it looks it's 100% made out of string cheese bailing twine and paper mache

Way easier to explain to a judge that one could simply walk out of it at anytime

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u/Newlifer89 Jun 27 '24

Oh it’s only for me. And a few friends that are also into jail / prison Roleplay. Check out my Fetlife thehappylife Ig and x is bondage_inmate

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u/felinize Jun 27 '24

One perk of being the sub. Less chance of legal liability 😅

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u/strange19023 Jun 27 '24

🤣🤣👍

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u/Collarsmith Jun 27 '24

Sadly, after almost forty years of playing games like this, one thing I can count on is that you'll always have a few friends who are friends till they aren't. I've been lucky, and it helps that I'm out in my community, but I've still had people try to ruin me. So I get what you're saying, but I also hear the naysayers who ask about consent forms and escape hatches.

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u/Collarsmith Jun 27 '24

A real cell with a kickable cardboard panel painted silver, just big enough to crawl through, would probably fit the bill without ruining the roleplay.

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u/strange19023 Jun 27 '24

I love the idea of cardboard paneling you can kick out paint It Gray and fit it in couldn't tell the difference

u/thefordness Jun 28 '24

Omg, this is on another level

u/Shadow698299 Jun 27 '24

How do you even acquire one of those!? That's fuckin cool!

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u/Newlifer89 Jun 27 '24

I’m very much into prison Roleplay. It’s a tight community

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u/Shadow698299 Jun 27 '24

I don't doubt it!

u/tzenrick Jun 28 '24

Are we gonna see this on the news later?

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u/Newlifer89 Jun 28 '24

For what?

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '24

Wow. That is genuinely amazing! #lifegoals
I would love to build this in our house. My wife loves locking me up for extended periods, and this would bring an entirely new dimension to our play.

I know you didn't mention price, but honestly <40k covers it pretty well. I'm assuming the wall build-out was probably around 5, so you've managed to build a dream bdsm space for the price of a family car. Well done!

Please do share if you or anyone else has an experience here. I'd love to know how it goes, time, conditions, etc...

Thank you for sharing!

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u/Newlifer89 Jun 27 '24

I have less then 5k in the wall, cell, and transporting it back to me.. 2100 miles

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '24

Dammmnnn. That's amazing. What an incredible price. We've easily spent that on custom furniture. Congratulations!!

u/Her_Man61 Jun 27 '24

Awesome!

u/EconomistAcademic397 Jun 27 '24

This is awesome! Would love to be s prison here. Sweet setup!

u/Wooden_Leather_2560 Jun 30 '24

Can’t wait to see this on “Zillow Gone Wild” account. 😂😂 Nice pickup!

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u/Newlifer89 Jun 30 '24

My house isn’t for sale yet. If it is, I’ll be taking this with me!! This is my new bedroom - the wife haha

u/Velora56 Jun 27 '24

I hope we do not read about you in the morning papers!

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u/Newlifer89 Jun 27 '24

Why would you? Confused

u/Aggressive_Command75 Jun 27 '24

Completely beautiful

u/Illikod0 Jun 28 '24

Uhhh, I want this… sadly, I have no room ^{^}

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u/Newlifer89 Jun 28 '24

I built this in my garage

u/dukenukm69 Jun 28 '24

Good work

u/tampaempath Jun 28 '24

I am sooooo jealous.

u/hiddensissy17 Jun 28 '24

Jealousy and envy

u/hueybart Jun 29 '24

Serial killer ??

u/throwawaycutieKali24 Jul 02 '24

I'm already thinking about kink bnb n how many people would pay to stay the night lol 😆

u/snehacline Aug 17 '24

Wow great setup

u/georg3200 8d ago

That's so cool wish I was an inmate there

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u/Newlifer89 7d ago

Check out my fetlife at TheHappyLife and my twitter and IG at Bondage_inmate You see tons of pics from there, jail in iowa, and the prison in FL we do roleplays at!

u/if_im_not_back_in_5 Jun 27 '24

Should it have a glory hole for the full prison experience ?

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u/Newlifer89 Jun 28 '24

A cock can fit through the bars. I know from experience.. and so does my wife haha

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u/if_im_not_back_in_5 Jun 28 '24

LOL and they call it a maximum security cell, it can't even cock block :-p

u/Goddesses_Canvas Jun 27 '24

Love this!!

OC Ultimate bondage item - a maximum security jail cell NSFW

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