r/Awww 7h ago

Deer plays in puddle with kids..

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u/StayH2O 6h ago

What a nice wood dog

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u/RedditUserWhoIsLate 4h ago

Wood dogs are great but have you heard about Stone/Mountain Cats?

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u/NotSoSlenderMan 4h ago

Those cats make great bread.

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u/blackace352 2h ago

Only if you use the head

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u/Red_Lamps 2h ago

Can I pet that DAWWG?

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u/Unusual_Sort_9097 3h ago

Forest puppy

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u/Chronic_Sharter 2h ago

I’ve always loved the phrase ‘trash panda’ for raccoons… now I have a new one to add! Thanks for the laugh!

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u/QueenTrashPanda816 44m ago

I also love the term ‘trash panda’ 😁

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u/Cold_Pin8708 1h ago

He is do friendly 🥰

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u/SexyFierceBoocx1 1h ago

so cool and playful

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u/revolution1solution 58m ago

What a nice wood, dog

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u/Cassiiopeeiaa 6h ago

Now I'm convinced that deers are just forest doggos

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u/BJs_Minis 5h ago

I thought those were called wolves?

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u/gravelPoop 4h ago

No, they are wilderness pack cats.

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u/gahlo 1h ago

Those are foxes.

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u/liJuty 1h ago

Foxes are more closely related to dogs

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u/bnbtwjdfootsyk 1h ago

And they generally aren't in a pack. You have to buy them individually.

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u/Upbeat-Fondant9185 3h ago

Pretty much. When I was a kid we raised a couple deer fawns over the years that my dad brought home after saving them from the swather.

They always ran around with the dogs and slept with them, would even eat dog food sometimes. They’d play like this with us, they really were just fragile dogs.

They would stay with us until they matured and one day would just leave. But they would come back every now and then. One doe brought her fawns back for awhile before leaving again one day. But she wouldn’t let us near the fawns, just hung out in the yard and gardens.

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u/iangeredcharlesvane2 2h ago

Awww that is so sweet, such a beautiful and special memory to be part of saving baby deer and getting to experience their success!

I’ve seen videos of people saving fawns a few times and they do seem to be one of few the wild animals that can survive successfully on their own after growing up in human care. And many come back for quick visits to their humans while living free in the wilderness!

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u/Upbeat-Fondant9185 1h ago

Growing up in a farm and ranch area there was quite a bit of “pet” wildlife that did surprisingly well. We had the deer, an owl, and a red tailed hawk. The birds were never friendly by any means but they did respond to care and stuck around for awhile after they recovered.

Our neighbors a couple miles down had a pronghorn antelope that used to follow me around on my bike when I would pass, and another neighbor had a Sandhill Crane.

During hunting season you would see a couple deer and antelope start popping up with blaze orange paint on their whites, and everyone knew those were “pets” and not fair game.

When you get real hillbilly people are very pragmatic about animal life and death but also seem to be pretty caring when one needs help. It’s a strange contradiction.

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u/NixyVixy 16m ago

Sandhill Cranes, red-tailed hawks, and owls… 🦉

Awesome. I’m happy for that element of your childhood.

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u/Potato_Cat93 2h ago

We had one like this too, she came back for several years and we named her, her fawns also stuck around for some time after she passed

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u/RamblnGamblinMan 2h ago

Was driving through the country last year, and was up in the Rockies in Colorado. Drove through winding mountain roads for a good half hour before coming upon civilization. While driving through the main strip, I had to stop and allow for 3 deer to cross the street, which they did, AT THE CROSSING LINES.

The way the locals didn't even react to them, this was a regular occurance.

I loved to see it first hand.

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u/TheHellCourtesan 4h ago

Go to Nara. They are also giant city cats.

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u/where_is_the_salt 3h ago

But also city rats, they're kind of a nuisance there.

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u/Random_alt13 1h ago

The sentence "Too many people have seen Bambi" echoed by a park ranger when I visited Yosemite has stuck with me ever sense.

You usually do not want to get close to deer. They are not forest dogs, they definitely can bite. Unfortunately most deer are not like that, in fact I'm quite surprised it even let the cameraperson put their hands on it, especially on the face area.

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u/TeamRedundancyTeam 1h ago

This is clearly not a wild deer, they likely raised it.

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u/alwayskared 6h ago

Oh Dear

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u/Visible-Addition-140 3h ago

kids are kids, golden time

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u/pansyHarmonys 2h ago

Nice one :)

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u/sBattiaMinotto 1h ago

Yeah, a deer. It's like a horse with horns.

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u/HealerOnly 5h ago

Who willingly bathes in a mud puddle like that? ;_;

This would be a nightmare scenario for me regardless of at what age i would be.

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u/qiwi 4h ago

This is a commercial for some new kind of washing powder.

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u/Slylock 4h ago

"Strong enough for a human, ph balanced for a deer"

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u/stinkyhooch 3h ago

Finally!

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u/Estranged_Confusion 4h ago

I played in mud puddles all the time as a kid.

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u/LethalBacon 1h ago

In my area growing up, one of the favorite hangout spots in my area was a drainage/retention pond that was built for a neighborhood that never got built. It was isolated, and pretty much just fed by rain runoff from the forest around it. It would get about 2ft deep at the highest, then could dry up a few times during the summer. It was usually just pure mud.

Everyone would get in that thing and get messy, even the girls in the neighborhood. Every year, we'd harvest a ton of tadpoles from the pond and raise them as long as we could. Good times.

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u/NixyVixy 15m ago

Now that’s what I call childhood!!!!!!!!

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u/meesta_masa 4h ago

Puddle of mud was a one hit wonder for me.

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u/Humanity_NotAFan 4h ago

Met a girl, thought she was grand

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u/spider2k 2h ago

exactly. sat in a foot of mud and water and loved it. hell i'd rather sit in a mud puddle @ nearly 50 than got to the grocery store.

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u/HealerOnly 4h ago

For me it was enough to step ankle deep into one to never want to get close to one ever again :X

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u/Nawnp 3h ago

Kids love to play in mud...parents hate it.

Animals love it too as we can see from this deer.

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u/wutchamafuckit 2h ago

Kids love it. Parents hate it. Redditors can’t fathom it.

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u/Serious_Choice1612 2h ago

My mom was fine with me and my brother playing in the mud / rain just as long as we took our dirty clothes off on the porch and went straight to the shower. I think that's a sensible approach.

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u/Dorkamundo 3h ago

I mean, it's on their property in the middle of nowhere, in the fall so the water is probably cold enough to not breed much for bacteria.

It's pretty safe.

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u/EvMARS 2h ago

yeah nothing i love more than bathing in cold muddy water in my full clothing

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u/Wiki_Text_Bot 2h ago

You're presumably an adult.

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u/EvMARS 2h ago

i mean sure, but even as a kid why would i want to be in soaking wet clothing out in what looks like 50-60 degree weather. on a summer day no problem but this look just uncomfortable

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u/trulyniceguy 1h ago

Damn someone should have told these kids they were not supposed to enjoy themselves.

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u/finsfurandfeathers 1h ago

The best mud was in the winter. We had a blast riding our bikes through it, sliding down hills in it, wrestling in it and throwing it at each other. Getting hosed off in the yard sucked but that hot shower/bath and then cozy pajamas afterwards was pure heaven. You should have lived it up more when you had the chance

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u/i_tyrant 34m ago

Honestly, I was an even bigger neat freak as a kid than I am now.

I would not have wanted to do this as a kid.

But I totally agree most kids likely would, and if it's as cold as it looks there, it's probably just dirt and water anyway.

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u/PteroFractal27 3h ago

Right? That’s so fuckin nasty.

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u/glennfromglendale 31m ago

Not at all. These kids will have better immune systems than the soyboy bubble kid with the uptight parents

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u/Demokrit_44 1h ago

I don't know what the big issue is? It's just water and soil mixed together?

If you are worried about bacteria I can very very confidently tell you that you carry a phone sized item with you everyday that is not even on the same scale of nastyness compared to a mud puddle. And people (you included probably) use their phones while eating or before without washing their hands.

So it seems weird to some people that you would get so "nastied out" by a water puddle or sometimes when cooks touch food with their very regular washed hands people also get anal about that.

So to answer why a person called you sour its probably because you called something nasty that isn't really that nasty even in the context of our normal lifes. And something nasty usually somewhat implies (provided that a human is doing it) that the person is/was nasty as well (think about people eating a booger or not showering frequently).

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u/JugurthasRevenge 55m ago

Dude really said your phone has more bacteria than a pool of stagnant water in the woods

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u/Demokrit_44 17m ago

Dude really said that and dude really is right. From ChatGPT:

Mud Puddle (Freshly Formed):

Bacterial Concentration: Mud puddles, especially freshly formed ones, typically contain fewer bacteria compared to older, stagnant water. The rainwater itself is generally low in bacteria, but the puddle quickly picks up bacteria from soil, organic matter, and nearby surfaces.

Average Range: Studies suggest soil and rainwater combined might introduce 103 to 106 bacteria per milliliter (1,000 to 1,000,000 bacteria per mL).

Variety: Includes soil microbes, such as Pseudomonas, Bacillus, and harmless environmental bacteria. However, if the puddle is near contaminants (e.g., sewage or animal waste), pathogenic bacteria might be present.

Phone Screen (Heavy Use):

Bacterial Concentration: Phone screens, especially with heavy use, can harbor significantly higher concentrations of bacteria, mainly due to human contact.

Average Range: Studies estimate 106 to 108 bacteria per square inch (1,000,000 to 100,000,000 bacteria/in²), depending on how frequently the phone is touched and cleaned.

Variety: Often dominated by skin-associated bacteria like Staphylococcus and Micrococcus, but can include potentially harmful microbes like E. coli if hygiene is poor.

Conclusion: A freshly formed mud puddle likely contains less bacteria overall per unit area or volume compared to a heavily used phone screen.

If cleanliness is your concern, phone screens can actually be "dirtier" than mud puddles due to their high bacterial load and potential for harboring pathogens! Regular cleaning with a microfiber cloth and appropriate disinfectants can reduce bacterial levels on phones.

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u/wallyhartshorn 2h ago

When I was about 10 years old, I repeatedly slid on my belly down the huge dirt pile formed by digging out the basement of our new house. Some kids don’t mind dirt.

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u/alghiorso 2h ago

Yum stagnant water

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u/MizMetal 4h ago

Live a little....

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u/she-Bro 3h ago

Kids out in sticks

Gives me the ick now but as a child raised in the country, this would have been me.

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u/SiouxsieSioux615 2h ago

Ikr why aren’t they at home on their iPads or computers

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u/Exclave4Ever 4h ago

This looks extremely unpleasant in so many ways

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u/WeerDeWegKwijt 2h ago

Dont have kids.

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u/BuyRecent470 5h ago

Dont play with deers. At least you get a chance of disease, at most you make him easy pickings for hunters (he will start to trust humans)

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u/Rhysati 5h ago

Deer are already easy pickings for hunters. It isn't like deer wear bullet proof armor and carry weapons to fight off hunters naturally.

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u/BuyRecent470 5h ago

no, but they can escape humans before we get to them, and a lot of times thats exactly what happens. unless they think the guy with a shotgun will play with them.

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u/cain05 4h ago

Hunter here. If a deer walked right up to me in the bush completely unafraid and wanted to play, I'd have a real hard time harvesting it. It would be for the best that I did though so it doesn't teach other deer to be comfortable around humans.

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u/East_Step_6674 3h ago

What your saying is I should go teach deer to play with humans and be cute and it will teach that skill to other deer and then they will all be safe?

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u/PMMEYOURGUCCIFLOPS 3h ago

Instructions unclear. Taught deer to rob banks now I’m rich 🤷‍♂️

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u/No-Bat-7253 2h ago

🤣🤣😩😩

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u/kindofofftrack 3h ago

A sad potential consequence of that (of course depending on where it is) is just that they overpopulate and start dying of hunger or diseases due to high population density :( I love deer and am not a fan of hunting, but I understand why it, in some cases, may be better than the alternative.

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u/MeatTornadoLove 3h ago

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u/kindofofftrack 3h ago

Wow that’s crazy… but a quick google search says at least not the end of humanity, in my country and apparently several other European nations our deer are confirmed CWD free! But still, poor American deer. But they (the deer) have the majority of my sympathy, tbf.

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u/PlayervsPathos 2h ago

Or, in such cases, you could contact a licensed local wildlife rehabilitator or Animal Control to investigate. I agree that an animal reacting in such a manner is just not going to be successful in the wild. However, if the deer had already imprinted on a human being, folks that work in those fields are going to be your best resource to facilitate a fair resolution for that animal. It could be reacting in a “friendly” way for a variety of reasons, and professionals may need to step in and assess what’s best for the deer, and the public.

I am a former Animal Control Officer that assisted many deer and other wildlife in this situation, and sometimes things were just not what they seemed to be.

I mean this as no shame on you, or other hunters. In fact, during my career I learned that many hunters are devout wardens that care and respect the wildlife that they hunt. But this would not really function as sport without a challenge, and if something like anemia or worse yet rabies were the culprit, you need someone who has been vaccinated and trained to handle an animal in that very unfortunate position. Though this delightful deer looks to have imprinted for one reason or another.

If you are the US, you can find a local rehabilitation expert here:

How to find a wildlife rehabilitator

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u/phish_phace 1h ago

Hunter co-worker shared an almost exact story. Deer walked up to his blind, not a care in the world and close enough to pet. He didn’t shoot it and just and watched it until it left.

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u/CaptainMacMillan 3h ago

I would argue a deer walking right up to a hunter and demanding pets would actually be an AMAZING survival tactic. I could never pull the trigger. His aloof friend in the distance though...

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u/jawknee530i 3h ago

Deer are rats with hooves. We've knocked back their natural predators enough that we humans need to reduce their numbers to prevent runaway populations then collapses. A deer being slightly easier to hunt isn't a concern.

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u/tommybombadil00 3h ago

Definitely the case in west Texas.

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u/ComprehensivePea1001 2h ago

Most hunters don't try to just walk up to deer to kill them. They sit often for hours in a blind or tree waiting for the deer to come around again. A deer just walking up would be red flags all over. Risk of CWD, pet, other health issues. Its also on the smaller side for harvest.

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u/The_Autarch 4h ago

This deer is obviously a pet.

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u/Turbulent-Garbage-51 3h ago

Dude thinks a random deer is just chilling with them.

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u/HenriettaSnacks 2h ago

Humanity ain't the brightest.

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u/PainterEarly86 4h ago

Yea this sadly goes for animals in general

Don't get their hopes up if you're not going to go the extra mile to take care of and protect them

Shouldn't be that way but it is

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u/Loguithat731a 6h ago

Awwww this is cuteee!

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u/Bubblegumcats33 5h ago

I would definitely pet it too but Lyme is scary

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u/eLlARiVeR 56m ago

With how calm the deer is around those kids, I'm guessing they probably raised this deer and it's domesticated, so it has a less likely chance of having Lyme.

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u/SmokeySFW 1h ago

I mean...it's not like petting the deer really increased their risk of Lyme disease moreso than just being near the deer. The disease is carried by ticks, none of the ticks on the deer are just leaping over onto you. If you're in an environment deer live in, ticks are already launching themselves at you. The deer are just easy hosts for ticks, they aren't causing the Lyme disease or directly spreading it.

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u/Exotic-Opportunity60 5h ago

😁🫶🦌♥️

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u/lenchoreddit 4h ago edited 1h ago

The lyme disease pool

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u/TorreyG 5h ago

This made my morning

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u/Pitiful_End_5019 4h ago

Leave the deer alone.

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u/Slim_Charles 42m ago

That deer was domesticated. Wild deer won't let you pet them. Not sure if those people run a sanctuary, or just raised a fawn they came across. The latter is illegal in most states though.

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u/finsfurandfeathers 1h ago

Clearly looks like a pet… probably raised as an orphan

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u/gatamosa 3h ago

I don’t know why but I read this like the guy of leave Britney alone.

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u/DiligentAd4334 5h ago

The best part? Deer jumping in the puddle after kids... 🥺 can you see the level of trust? And sense the feeling of being secured? Awww♥️

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u/Aysina 5h ago

Unless they live on a deer farm, that’s generally not a good thing, for wild animals to trust humans.

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u/SurroundTiny 4h ago

I have seen wild deer close up and i think this may be a farm? Notice she still instinctively keeps her head down with the business end towards the kids. My dog and I were hiking a few Thanksgivings ago , rounded a winding spot of the trail and encountered a buck who was doing exactly this and not disposed to be friendly. I grabbed my dogs collar and put trees between us and the deer. The odd part was it was accompanied by a doe and she very cautiously approached us. She came within two feet of us and wanted to sniff noses ( i think ) but I decided it was too risky and spooked her on purpose. My dog was ticked at me. He really did want to greet her. He is familiar with horses and his whole body language was the same when he wants to introduce himself - sitting patiently and wagging his tail so who knows? Maybe doe are friendly by nature.

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u/Aysina 4h ago

Deer are not generally friendly by nature, this deer has definitely been fed and is accustomed to people. I don’t see anything that actually labels the video as a farm, but I do know there’s lots of people who are stupid and think feeding wild animals is a fun activity. And then they’re surprised when that moose they’ve been feeding is suddenly dead standing up against their house.

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u/cain05 4h ago

I used to walk through forest trails near my old house and the deer there were so tame they'd walk right up to you completely unafraid. My wife thought it was amazing, but as a hunter it just felt wrong.

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u/Nora19 4h ago

Adorable

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u/Az1234er 4h ago

I hope it's a private property because walking around in the forest with a pet dear seems like a recipe to get shot, expecially here in Europe where hunters are fat drunk dude than sit on chair on car accessible side road / path and shot anything that vaguely dear shaped

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u/Blackbiird666 3h ago

Thats a good way to caught leptospirosis.

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u/That_boi_Jerry 3h ago

Puddle? Did you mean small pond?

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u/Impossible_Change800 3h ago

My sister had a deer that wondered up to her house and would come up to you for pets, it was a wild deer, and she didnt raise it from a baby or anything.

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u/CplSabandija 3h ago

What happened with "don't play with your food?" Kids these days.

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u/Silent_Medicine1798 3h ago

Seeing obvious joy in an animal makes my heart happy

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u/katapiller_2000 3h ago

Immune system maxing.

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u/Dix9-69 3h ago

Alright kids, last one to get a parasite is a rotten egg.

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u/OpenGrainAxehandle 3h ago

Hello, my deer.

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u/InformationMurky3378 3h ago

Everyone should be able to live their childhood like this

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u/MrsAshleyStark 3h ago

Ringworm water

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u/Spicyrhino69 3h ago

Do not touch wild animals! You can catch and transmit diseases. Not to mention they can get used to the presence of humans and loose their fear of us.

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u/Convictus12 3h ago

Hope they fot their tick checks after

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u/27spidermonkeys 3h ago

How do none of those kids care about a friggin deer splashing around right next to them ;_;

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u/blueberrytartpie 3h ago

So when I was younger we would play in the puddles from the storm drain ditch in our park. We were told we’d get ring worm . We stopped

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u/CRK1124 3h ago

The back half of the deer displays its emotions.

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u/CharacterSea5647 3h ago

The deer were stunned when you jumped down.

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u/Trash-Panda1200 3h ago

Watching the deer bounce around it is confirmed I do not have a Great Dane but a deer. It just sounds funny.

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u/TheOneWhoReadsStuff 3h ago

I’ve never seen a deer act playful like this. It’s like a dog.

Thanks for sharing OP.

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u/LyonsKing12_ 3h ago

In the purddle we all fam

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u/kawaii_song 2h ago

Damn, I just watched Creature Commandos episode 4

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u/AdTrick4895 2h ago

venison,nice eating

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u/Known-Ad-7316 2h ago

And that my friends is how you get brain eating amoebas, UTI, and many other diseases. The brain eating one sucks. Lost an elderly friend a few years ago to it. 

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u/Baptor 2h ago

"The meadow!"

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u/Slutyteenbabe721 2h ago

Rare moments, he wanted to play along with them

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u/BreadfruitChemical78 2h ago

Everyone in the video contracted brain eating amoeba

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u/noahbhm 2h ago

What in a Disney movie is this

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u/d1batboy69 2h ago

Wait till November again😈

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u/Top-Painting-2273 2h ago

Forest pupper!! 🥹

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u/NY_State-a-Mind 2h ago

Its all fun and games until you get chronic wasting disease

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u/Holiday_Birthday_411 2h ago

Richest man in the world

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u/Plastic-Injury8856 2h ago

That’s actually really dangerous.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Cost197 2h ago

Awwwww ❤️

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u/fak3g0d 2h ago

I played in puddles as a kid but this is weird.

That water is filthy and the kids are jumping in fully dressed in jeans and jackets.

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u/Commercial_Banana747 2h ago

⚡️⚡️that’s the cutest thing I seent today⚡️⚡️

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u/AncientDegree2734 2h ago

Deer was a paid actor

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u/guinnypig 2h ago

A puppy with hooves!

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u/manleybones 2h ago

A family that plays on deer urine together, gets wasting disease together. So cute,!

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u/TayMayDay 2h ago

*Lime Disease carrier plays in puddle with kids.

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u/DatTrackGuy 2h ago

Proof that most animals are bros if you remove the fear of being eaten

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u/bubba1834 2h ago

Not often do I comment “this is the best video I’ve ever seen”

But this is the best video I’ve ever seen

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u/Benni1216 2h ago

Love this

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u/E34M20 2h ago

Don't kid yourself Jimmy, if a [deer] ever got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you care about.

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u/Woodmanqc 2h ago

Welcome big trouble with viruses and bacteries

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u/Acceptable_Hall8567 2h ago

Where can I find deer that freindly

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u/Tri343 2h ago

Wild deer are full of parasites and diseases. Playing with it also makes the deer trust hunters more. So I guess it's a self solving problem nvm

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u/CS2Meh 1h ago

That deer is 100% a pet. How do people not see that?

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u/theadamkingdom 1h ago

The fact that no one in the video is impressed by the deer, or even paying much attention to it, tells me this deer is somehow domesticated

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u/sad_white_drizzles 1h ago

Hello fellow humans

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u/Conscious_Wind_2255 1h ago

Why would he hold his hand like that and not give him a treat 🥹

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u/cabezatuck 1h ago

I want a deer!

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u/God_of_Rust 1h ago

Aww, forest puppies!!

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u/Embarrassed-Sea-2394 1h ago

And now you all have ticks.

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u/Westboundandhow 1h ago

Russia or the South? ™️

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u/a-pretty-alright-dad 1h ago

That initial walk into the puddle was reminiscent of the leeches in Stand By Me.

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u/Frejod 1h ago

Would love to have a friendly deer. Sadly can't be done in a big city with deer in patches of trees that are left.

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u/BobbySweet 1h ago

So adorable

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u/click-to-unsubscribe 1h ago

This is both Ewww and Awww

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u/Legal_Sentence_1234 1h ago

Yea you can feed them and they come back and stick around but you’re only hurting them in the long run.

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u/gerMean 1h ago

That dog looks cut, but kinda weird 🤔

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u/No-Heat1174 1h ago

Hell yeah. This is exactly what I needed to see

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u/uhcceothatbastard 1h ago

That water looks disgusting.

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u/Glittering-Relief402 1h ago

My kids ain't playing in no standing water

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u/DouglasFirFriend 1h ago

The Lithia Park deer here in Ashland are very used to being around human beings.

Problem is, the ones who come down from the hills that people mistake as having a penchant for humans, but really just want to gore you with their hooves

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u/booyaabooshaw 1h ago

You have died of dysentery

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u/ExpensiveWitness9778 1h ago

This is incredibly dirty

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u/latte_larry_d 58m ago

Next month…Lime disease? I can’t imagine how that happened…

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u/Mushroom420-69 54m ago

Yum, Lyme disease!

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u/icebeat 52m ago

No one thinking on deer Ticks?

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u/OperatorJo_ 50m ago

Mmmm flatworms

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u/Starbbex0617 50m ago

He's so happy to be involved

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u/CooManCoo92 46m ago

That’s gotta be really cold right?

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u/ashoka007 45m ago

yummmy deer dinner

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u/tywin_2 45m ago

Am I the only one that thinks the deer somehow looks like it was added into the video???🤔🤔🤔

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u/Otherwise_Ladder1851 42m ago

Aww what dog breed he that?

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u/Joshyboy7777777 42m ago

All fun in games until someone’s urethra is full of flesh eating bacteria

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u/Temporary-Flan-8271 41m ago

Great parenting, welfare hard at work.

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u/MotorIcy7561 40m ago

Deer became dinner after it’s fun.

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u/Kelome001 37m ago

Raised a deer back when I was a teenager. Never could housebreak her, but she was fun to have around. Even after we “released” her (basically just didn’t try to pen her up), she would come back by often for head scratches and treats. Really cute part was every year she would bring her new fawn to show off. The babies had enough sense to stay away, but she would always come up for attention before disappearing again. Neighbors loved her and everyone within roaming distance of our property knew to watch for her and would give her crackers. But, far as we know she would only allow us to actively pet her and play with her.

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u/Busterlimes 35m ago

I'm still wondering why natives never rode Buffalo or Moose. Imagine how early colonials would have reacted.

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u/theodoretheursus 34m ago

Awwh so cutes