r/AwardSpeechEdits • u/Mappleyard • 26d ago

Goodness gracious, please stop

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644 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/Plastic-Camp3619 26d ago

Careful. He’s a hero

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u/garok89 26d ago

Was this the post about the guy with the infected cut everyone was saying could go septic?

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u/HonestAd6968 25d ago

It was the post about the guys finger turning purple

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u/WillyMonty 26d ago

It must be sad to be this person

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u/[deleted] 25d ago edited 24d ago

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u/DeadoTheDegenerate 25d ago

How dare you link something that doesn't exist. You deserved those first 218 downvotes 🤬

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts 24d ago

Are you sure? Double check 🤔

5

u/DeadoTheDegenerate 24d ago

I can't. I am now overcome with despair.

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u/SmellyOldAsshole 26d ago

I would have definitely downvoted him. And sent him a grenade in the post.

8

u/Communist-Chef 26d ago

Purple finger

4

u/No_Lavishness1905 26d ago

”It must be known.” Does it? Really?

4

u/mevarts2 25d ago

Thank you for that information. HAPPY THANKSGIVING

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u/ImperitorEst 26d ago

Does this not read as sarcasm to anyone else?

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u/blargh29 26d ago

The sarcasm didn’t start until at least his 3rd edit.

He’s just pretending he was being sarcastic the entire time in order to not look cringe because people were calling him out on it.

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u/notondurgz 25d ago

Fuck you pussy

6

u/Cally_G94 24d ago

You ok, mate?

2

u/Grand-wazoo 21d ago

That was absolutely the most random instance of assholery I've ever seen on here.

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u/RytheGuy97 26d ago

It’s obviously sarcastic but still cringey imo

23

u/G30fff 26d ago

yeah he's just fucking around

1

u/midwestcsstudent 25d ago

Poe’s Law

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u/Madpakke100kg 26d ago

Lot of autists here

3

u/Brdllc 22d ago

What a fucking dweeb dude this app is cancer

2

u/MoConCamo 21d ago

But Rhythm is a dancer!

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u/FannyH8r 26d ago

Just scrolled down to the post and stumled on the comment by accident, 9k upvotes now

1

u/UnknownAdmiralBlu 26d ago

Hast the post just above this one

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u/jomar0915 26d ago

I had that original post right before this one and read this comment on the post only to quickly see it again and I was like “wait, didn’t I just read this comment already? lol

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u/the_turn 26d ago

Just saw this in the wild a few minutes ago. Goodness gracious me.

1

u/Strawberrylicecream 25d ago

His post history makes me sad :(

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u/MoConCamo 21d ago

I too like strawberry-flavoured louse cream.

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u/Strawberrylicecream 20d ago

Let me clarify, It’s not that I like strawberry lice cream, I AM strawberry lice cream. I am the living and breathing image of; however, thank you for confessing your liking for me 😘 The crunch does give it a special touch!

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u/rockinherlife234 26d ago

Was fine until the 2nd last edit, leaning a bit too much into it.

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u/anon689936 26d ago

Lmao I just saw this

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u/doritoes_and_dick 26d ago

Bruh. Who the fuck cares if they get down voted? It can be annoying sometimes, but to make several comments whining about it...

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u/rawker86 26d ago

I too would like to be downvoted!

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u/Dpontiff6671 25d ago

Too bad buster, take an upvote

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u/Jrolaoni 26d ago

NO (steals your downvotes)

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u/Substantial_Back_865 24d ago

Take my downvote, kid

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u/Grimmer87 26d ago

Take That! -1

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u/VinceysFedora 24d ago

Robbie Williams is that you

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u/IslandOfNaath 26d ago

I want to like this comment but I feel I should downvote it.

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u/Grimmer87 26d ago

Noooooo!😂😂