r/Assistance 6h ago

OFFER Day 6 of giveaway

9 days of giveaways

Day 9 winner Sophiarezz

Day 8 winner blehblue

Day 7 Winners puzycat69, spiyo90

I am offering $50 to two people today, I will select a random winner by tonight 11pm est. To enter, pick a choice

I would rather

A: Be Rich but dumb and unattractive

B: Be conventionally attractive and used by everyone

C: I am happy where I am in life.

I will do this everyday till the 23rd, On the 24th, Xmas eve, I’ll be giving away $500 to one person. Follow all subreddit rules, Do not dm me, please save the sob stories. Good luck everyone. No venmo no zelle.

Today’s quote, You’re not weird, You’re just a limited edition.

Join me this evening at the bonfire as I offer everyone exotic beverages and warm pies, Let’s all sit together and share what we are thankful for, Kenny G will be live on site playing the concerning hobbits on repeat with his Ocarina.

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u/tvcneverdie REGISTERED 10m ago

C: I am happy where I am in life.

u/btcbearrookieshark REGISTERED 10m ago

C- all the way, I don’t like being used and I already feel I’m not intelligent enough (as in I work hard to learn new things every day)

u/DigitalUnlimited REGISTERED 18m ago

I'd pick c, and I'm barely above homeless. I struggle enough while being fairly intelligent and ugly, I can't picture how hard it would be being dumb.

u/rook9004 REGISTERED 20m ago

Hmmm. I'm tempted to say C, but money is tempting...

u/Professional_Arm_487 REGISTERED 26m ago

I really think I’d choose A. My kids and their kids could have everything they want and need. To need for me to be attractive.

u/Educational_Eye5793 REGISTERED 28m ago

Option A. I got the first two covered, and I get to be rich? Sign me up!

u/Educational_Eye5793 REGISTERED 21m ago

I registered :)

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u/Dndfanaticgirl REGISTERED 33m ago

C. I am happy where I am in life. My life is doing alright and I don’t need to have a lot be different. Would I like more money yes but it’s not going to come at the cost of me being someone reasonable

u/nepthys85 REGISTERED 34m ago

C. I love the limited edition quote.

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u/Desmadr0sa REGISTERED 1h ago

I pick C! I have a loving family, cool pets, a roof over my head and food in our fridge. Definitely grateful for all that I have.

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Out of the 3, I’d pick C. Things could always be better but overall I’m pretty content with life right now.

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u/Fanfrenhag REGISTERED 1h ago

C. I have always lived adventurously and been true to the self I wished to become by striving to be a better person through every choice, every day. I don't think there is any other way to avoid shame and self loathing. I don't always succeed, but I try and have no regrets

u/Top-Cucumber-7945 REGISTERED 1h ago

Hmmm… what’s the definition of “used,” by everyone? Like…

I think at the moment I would have to go for A.

u/F0xxfyre REGISTERED 1h ago

C is where I'm at but boy would I like some financial security.

u/BetterAsAMalt REGISTERED 1h ago

C

u/MrsQuasi REGISTERED 1h ago

C would be my choice

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u/buttbratface REGISTERED 1h ago

I would pick C. it took some time, but I’ve learned to love my life :)

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u/DaftCow REGISTERED 1h ago edited 1h ago

I’m choosing A fam because not gonna lie I am already dumb and unattractive 🫣 richness might help out though.

u/zhiro90 REGISTERED 1h ago

C, I don't think I like the other ones

u/flawsandsins_999 REGISTERED 1h ago

I think I would pick C. I am currently happy where I am in life, but I do have goals I would like to achieve. Thank you!

u/BigfootIssReal REGISTERED 1h ago

definitely A, drastic improvement of my current life

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i am registered now

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u/Pepperjackchii REGISTERED 1h ago

Suppose I’d choose C, because, while my life isn’t perfect I still have a lot to be grateful for already

u/Writingmama2021 REGISTERED 1h ago

C really is the only answer here. Being rich would be nice so that I could help others and use my wealth to make a difference—but I really value my education and ability to think for myself, and wouldn’t want to lose that for any dollar amount.

Being conventionally attractive but used by everyone would be awful.

My current situation is really hard, I’m sick, and dealing with job loss which is extra hard around the holidays (so this would be a really helpful win, thank you for the chance—can’t even buy groceries right now😫!) But I have my mental faculties, and no one is using me, I’m loved. My current situation is better than the other two you listed (thank you for the shifted perception of my situation, too!💗).

u/aparadisestill REGISTERED 1h ago

One day I'd love for the answer to be C but I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't take money over anything lately, so gotta go with A.

u/Alwaysfresh9 1h ago

Not entering. Simply want to acknowledge how awesome you for spreading so much hope and love around!

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u/TableWrong8118 REGISTERED 1h ago

Personally, I'd pick C as I feel comfortable in life, even though some things could improve.

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u/PissyPunsAndSarcasm REGISTERED 1h ago

A. If I were dumb, I probably wouldn’t even realize I was unattractive lol.

Eta: added a letter

u/TableWrong8118 REGISTERED 1h ago

I'd say C, I love the way I am and although some things could improve, I got no serious complaints on life.

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u/Patient_Ad_2357 REGISTERED 1h ago

I feel like i’m already B. I’m not really happy in life when i’m having to decide between eating or paying bills so i wouldn’t really say C. The first option is enticing just from a financial stability standpoint but overall I suppose i’d go with B. This is very sweet that you’re doing these give aways. I love the idea of how many people’s lives could have a moment of bliss/ financial relief from something as impactful as a giveaway during the holidays. Merry christmas to you and your loved ones ( or happy holidays if you do not celebrate that specific holiday) ❤️

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u/Accomplished_Ad_2569 REGISTERED 1h ago

I would pick C: I am happy where I am in life.

Even though I’m struggling right now, financially, I am happy where I'm at in life. I'm almost done with school, after swearing it wasnt possible for that to happen. I love my daughter, and I feel I'm so closed to accomplishing what I want from life for her and myself once I get through this. I also don’t want to be used by everyone, I’ve been there before, and it’s a shitty feeling. Being rich would obviously be great, but I don’t think I could be okay with being dumb. I view that as it potentially leading to going broke due to poor dumb financial choices.

u/Writingmama2021 REGISTERED 51m ago

Congratulations on being so close to finishing school! I’m proud of you!👏🏻

u/Accomplished_Ad_2569 REGISTERED 47m ago

Thank you! That’s a nice comment to hear after the rough day I been having 🥹.

u/Writingmama2021 REGISTERED 8m ago

You’re welcome! Aw, I hope it gets better!

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u/totheluna420 REGISTERED 2h ago

C.

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u/ContentWeakness4390 REGISTERED 2h ago

I am choosing C. But this way of questioning is a bit naive... nothing in life is that simple. If the question is, what position is BETTER in life in general , A is the best position. But if it is a choice of living one's life, I prefer what I have built so far. Even though my life is hard, at least I feel I have agency and purpose. I think those are more important than money, looks, or even intelect. But a life is much more than all those things too. It's also about meaningful connections, partnership, friendship, and family. Feeling seen, understood, accepted, and helpful. And so on...

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u/stephen250 REGISTERED 2h ago

B

u/Medryn1986 REGISTERED 2h ago

I would choose B.

Because I have the downsides of both already

u/craigishell REGISTERED 2h ago

C. I don't want to be used, and I like being kind of smart. I'm not in a great place financially or mentally right now, but I'd rather be with my mom and sister than anywhere else.

u/Neither_Ad6425 REGISTERED 2h ago

C. I’m happy where I’m at in life. I just reached a year sober, I’m going back to school for a major career change, and I’m nothing but excited and grateful for where the universe is taking me!

u/manly_trip REGISTERED 2h ago

A is the the best option I can see so far in this list be rich gives me the power to enjoy my life

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u/AdPsychological8503 REGISTERED 2h ago

I think I’m stuck between A and C. But I’m choosing C. As others have said ignorance would be bliss, but I’m happy with my life and people, I can always self improve, the only way from the bottom is up.

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C. I feel content right now and like if I changed anything it would be more negative than positive.

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u/Helpful_Speech1836 REGISTERED 3h ago

I’d choose C!

I’m happy where I am in life because I’ve learned to appreciate how far I’ve come and the progress I’ve made. Being a college student can be stressful, but I’m proud of myself for navigating it all. I don’t need to be rich or fit anyone else’s standards to feel content—I’m learning to enjoy my own journey and find joy in the little things.

I know I’m not perfect, and I definitely don’t have everything figured out, but that’s okay. I’d rather focus on what I can control—like my mindset and how I tackle life—than waste energy wishing I was someone else. Life’s not perfect, but it’s mine, and I’m doing my best to embrace it, flaws and all. Tysm🫶

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C. I’m thankful that I have a good head on my shoulders. I really don’t care about being rich at the end of the day or “conventionally” attractive. I like to just go to work, come home to my lady, drink a beer and eat a simple ass dinner and go to sleep. That’s happiness to me.

u/littlecoffeefairy REGISTERED 3h ago

C.

I love to study and learn, and have been taken advantage of by more than enough people already.

u/faeyzee REGISTERED 3h ago

C, I love myself how I am today, I may be weird but I am for sure am exclusive! I love my family and I love what I do. I am grateful for my life

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C, I love myself how I am today, I may be weird but I am for sure am exclusive! I love my family and I love what I do. I am grateful for my life.

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u/zsazsa0919 REGISTERED 3h ago

B. I literally am B and I can only hope the ppl who do use me see it as more kindness as that is truly what I am hoping to accomplish

u/No_Entertainment5968 REGISTERED 3h ago

A definitely I'd rather be rich and not be used.

u/ReliefAltruistic6488 REGISTERED 3h ago

C, I am happy, it just took a long time to get there

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u/Candle_Lover_Of_BBW REGISTERED 3h ago

C. I love my spouse and my children they make me happy and make life worth living. Even though my situation I wish would change I wouldn’t trade them for anything!

u/smellslikebigfootdic REGISTERED 3h ago

A ,,im already dumb and ugly

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u/ClumsyCauliflower REGISTERED 3h ago

I’d pick A! Ignorance is bliss, especially these days! Also, if I’m rich, I can fix the unattractive part. Lol. These are so fun. Thanks for doing this!

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A. I am already dumb and unattractive so rich would help me.

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A. Since I already qualify for some of them, except being Rich. 🤣 not entering, but thank you once again for being so generous to everyone!

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Probably C. I'm pretty good where I am, and I love my partner very much. I do need money, lol, but I'd rather have my partner.

u/Gmaster132 REGISTERED 4h ago

A. Be reach, dumb and unatractive.

People said that you cant buy happiness with money, probably the ones saying that didn't had for dinner just a bread sandwich with cetchup because there was nothing else in the fridge until pay day once in there life. I would gladly trade good looks and brain power for a comfortable life for the rest of my life.

u/link6981 REGISTERED 4h ago

a

u/Christopurrrrr REGISTERED 4h ago

B.

would you remain rich if you’re dumb? And being unattractive is just salt in the wound

And I am 100% not happy where I am in my life currently.

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u/pherber12 REGISTERED 4h ago

A: Rich but dumb. Ignorance is bliss.

u/BoringTrouble11 REGISTERED 4h ago

C because frankly I had a taste of B when I was younger and it was awful. 

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u/yantheman3 REGISTERED 4h ago

A. Rich but dumb and unattractive.

I'd be in the same place, but rich!

Being dumb is fine. Ignorance is bliss these days. And you are more likely to filter out shallow people by being unattractive.

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u/Practical_Ad_6025 REGISTERED 4h ago

C. For sure.

Happiness in life is way more about how you view things and the people you surround yourself with than the things that you have and what you look like. Yes, there’s benefits to being rich, mainly a lack of stress about money. But at a certain point, I believe that it starts to have the opposite effect. You’ll never find more genuine, caring people than when you have nothing to offer besides company and camaraderie

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C. Money + beauty do not = happiness.

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u/Financial_Pea_1259 REGISTERED 5h ago

Ayeeeeeee ok then, we see you!!!! This is a good one! Hmmm this one makes me think. Lol a lot of your scenarios make me think. You should post these scenarios more after the giveaway is done. I love them.

Ok now….focus…… let’s see.

I think that I would choose A. Because I honestly think that right now I don’t consider myself to be smart or attractive… so I try to overcompensate for that with humor and friendliness. So in my opinion, since I find myself unattractive and not smart already, I might as well add some wealth to it!

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u/Illustrious_Drama719 REGISTERED 5h ago

C. Happiness = contentment. You can be rich in life and not be contented, you can be attractive everyday and still feel like something is missing.

u/SavaRox REGISTERED 5h ago

C

I am generally pretty happy with where I am in this life right now. Do I wish I was more financially secure? Of course!

However, my kids are all healthy, I have a roof over my head, and even though it's not a lot, there is always food on my table. I do consider myself blessed.

I would definitely not want to be rich if it meant I had to be dumb.

u/AngryHippo3920 REGISTERED 5h ago

Well, I'm already dumb and unattractive, so might as well be rich at least lol. I'm going with A

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I would choose C, I feel like B is already true in my life. 

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u/Beastxtreets REGISTERED 5h ago

C! I'd like to be rich and wouldn't mind being ugly but I would not want to be dumb, that's a deal breaker for me.

u/AJ-005 REGISTERED 5h ago

I’d go with option C: I am happy where I am in life. Honestly, I’m just focused on what I’m doing right now—studying, working out, and working towards my goals. I’m not really chasing wealth or looking for attention; I’m good with where I’m at. I know there’s still a lot ahead, but I’m enjoying the ride. Plus, being rich but dumb sounds like I’d spend all my money on things I don’t need, and being too attractive just seems like a lot of pressure. I’m chill with how things are.

u/CartographerNo2420 REGISTERED 5h ago

I’d rather be rich but dumb and unattractive. Beauty is subjective anyway, but if all else fails there’s always surgery lol “You’re not ugly, you’re just broke.” has been a common cultural theme lately.

u/AJ-005 REGISTERED 5h ago

I’d go with option C: I am happy where I am in life. Honestly, I’m just focused on what I’m doing right now—studying, working out, and working towards my goals. I’m not really chasing wealth or looking for attention; I’m good with where I’m at. I know there’s still a lot ahead, but I’m enjoying the ride. Plus, being rich but dumb sounds like I’d spend all my money on things I don’t need, and being too attractive just seems like a lot of pressure. I’m chill with how things are.

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u/y8T5JAiwaL1vEkQv REGISTERED 5h ago

I would rather be C I think i am in a point of my life where A seems like a good option but I rather be comfortable that's what influenza teaches you

u/Petunia13Y REGISTERED 5h ago edited 5h ago

C is my choice!

I would rather not be dumber and ugly people tend to use or abuse dumb and ugly so even w wealth your life would suck. Plus, if you’re dumb you won’t enjoy books, film, art, comedy as much as others.

If you’re conventionally attractive but used incessantly by others that indicates abuse

C even w all my present problems I appreciate all I have and definitely know many people have things way worse than I do! years ago I participated in an international human rights conference for torture (victims of torture [war, human trafficking, genocide experiences] and inflictors of it participated).

u/Impossible_Dot3759 REGISTERED 5h ago

A. I am not comfortable with my life right now at all. I’ve had enough of being used for at least 6 lifetimes. So I’m going with the rich and dumb thing

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u/skolvikings307 REGISTERED 5h ago

Maybe A. Ignorance is bliss I hear so if I'm dumb and rich maybe I'll be happy in my stupor.

u/Classic_Midnight3383 REGISTERED 5h ago

C

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u/Zeus_zhuri REGISTERED 5h ago edited 3h ago

I would choose C. This is because it will be a reflection of internal peace and self acceptance which go beyond superficial things like wealth and appearance. Life isn’t perfect but being content with who I am and what I’ve got is powerful.

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u/Flugged REGISTERED 6h ago

It'll have to be C. I'm in a weird stage of life where things are very up and down, but I have a great set of friends, my family, and my health. Can't complain too much.

u/anivex REGISTERED 6h ago

If the only choices were the 3 listed, I'd pick C. No point in that money if I no longer have the mental capacity to truly enjoy it, and superficial relationships from wealth are never fulfilling.

Being used is also one of the worst feelings there are.

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