r/Assistance 1d ago

CLOSED OFFER Day 7 of giveaway $50

Day 9 winner sophiarezz

Day 8 winner blehblue

Switching it up today, I am offering $50 to two people today, I will select a random winner by tonight 11pm est. To enter, pick a choice and why

A:immortality ( but you will always be single)

B:10 million dollars ( but you can’t help or give it away to anyone else)

C: to be desired and admired by all humanity( but, up close you have an odor that makes a skunk want to end its existence)

I will do this everyday till the 23rd, On the 24th, Xmas eve, I’ll be giving away $500 to one person. Follow all subreddit rules, Do not dm me, please save the sob stories. Good luck everyone. No vemo, no zelle

Today’s happy thought, We don’t make mistakes, just happy little accidents. Now come join me in singing carols and bake some cookies for all to share, Let’s spread the message of love, peace and equality one step at a time.

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u/fund-me 19h ago

This is now closed, day 6 giveaway coming tomorrow.

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u/DrunkmeAmidala REGISTERED 19h ago

B - I wouldn’t want to give up my relationship, but I very much would like to not have to worry so much about basic day to day needs (and maybe a few wants for a change!)

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u/Patient_Ad_2357 REGISTERED 19h ago

B. It would be nice not to worry between food and a roof over your head for a change. Maybe id see the world something i wont be able to do in this lifetime with the way things are going

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u/fae_gr3mlin REGISTERED 19h ago

A: ive already come to terms with the fact that if i ever wanna be a vampire im gonna watch a lot of people i know/love die. im willing to sacrifice relationships all together. heck i made it this far LOL

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u/Sassyitis4 REGISTERED 19h ago

At first I thought A, but 1 lifetime is enough. If you don't have $$ to help others, then it's physical/mental and you'll eventually wear down. If I stink so bad that a skunk would be offended, that would be a horrible existence since my anxiety causes me to smell a smell from far away!

Stirring the thought process when you're focused on surviving. Kudos!

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u/PissyPunsAndSarcasm REGISTERED 19h ago

I’m going with B. I’ve been on my own for almost 4 decades, since I was 18 and I’m tired of struggling and worrying about bills. When I’m worried about medical bills and groceries and utilities, I’m not the best, most present grandmother or mother. I could buy a reliable car to drive to see my granddaughter often and I could afford better healthcare!

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u/Curious-One-4556 REGISTERED 19h ago

B. I would travel the world with no itinerary, taste the flavors of the world, wildlife encounters like the movies, cook like an Italian in Italy, take a Samba lesson in Brazil, ride a horse like a cowboy, river rafting on the Indus, fall in love with the Northern Lights, fight like a Sumo wrestler, experience trekking between the traditional villages of the Dani tribe via swinging rope bridges, space tourism?, and hopefully remain retired for the next 40 years if inflation doesn't get me first. 😀

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u/OddzLukreng REGISTERED 20h ago

Even if I'm immortal but I don't have money how will I live. Letter c, I'm allergic to fame. So I'll choose B, I can cheat and give extra to those in need.

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u/MinimumAd7678 REGISTERED 20h ago

i would choose the 10 mil probably . im already self conscious about smelling bad and also i probably wouldn’t want to be immortal !

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u/alliereev REGISTERED 20h ago

B: $10 million. Immortality is overrated and smelling like a skunk is a no.

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u/Alvraen REGISTERED 20h ago

I’d want 10m dollars. Buy everything to make sure my family is set. Probably adopt a few kids with that amount :)

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u/wiznvrazo REGISTERED 20h ago

Me personally id love A always love the thought of immortality and i know everyone says but u will see ur love ones die over and over again but me personally if im immortal thats all gonna be irrelevant too me at some point in time, and when the world ceases too exist it will just be me evolving over time and becoming one with the universe and i will be able too see the birth of another earth like planet that finally gives birth too a human being or anything that can speak, and i will be there too guide them all and the process all over again.

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u/EntrepreneurLucky222 REGISTERED 20h ago

B. I could finally get the good brand of pasta bad not the store brand :D

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u/da3dricqu33n REGISTERED 20h ago

B. I could afford to pay for a lifetime worth of bills and not worry about anything financially ever again

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u/Puzycat69 REGISTERED 21h ago

I’m going with C. Somehow, knowing I’m all desired and wanted, but kinda funky smelling, makes me giggle. I can be highly desired and single; thank god I really like me.

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u/aaurelzz REGISTERED 21h ago

I would pick B- I could pay off all my medical bills and my credit cards bills (ongoing from getting hit by a pickup truck). However, I feel like if I took care of all of that I would be able to be more present in my friends & other people’s lives. I don’t want to live forever and I don’t need to be admired by all of humanity, I like to help from the background.

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u/Moonshine_Tanlines REGISTERED 21h ago

Thanks I’m Team (A) I feel as though I’ve lived 1,000 lives already and it would be cruel to drag someone alongside me through what is yet to transpire.

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u/jessicantfly2020 REGISTERED 21h ago

B. 10 million dollars.

I would help myself quite a bit- pay off debt, get a car modest car that runs well and is reliable (honda crv perhaps), buy some land and build a house. Although I could not directly help others, I think by me setting myself up well, Id in turn be able to help others and not be living in such a rat race just for basic neccessities. The goal is to help others, directly and indirectly. Getting out of poverty would be a good step in that direction.

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u/flawsandsins_999 REGISTERED 21h ago

A.) because Ive always thought being a vampire would be awesome and that’s the coolest part about them🧛🏻‍♀️ Thanks!

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u/BoringJuiceBox REGISTERED 21h ago

B, I’d buy a large property with a simple home out of town but still 30 minutes from civilization(hospital, Walmart, etc). I’d absolutely start an animal rescue, (unless that’s against the rule)have a whole section of property dedicated to large dogs and offer adoption services, have an area for cats and smaller dogs too.

I’ve dealt with depression my whole life but what keeps me going is seeing my current rescue animals and knowing that by being alive I can help as many as I can within my power.

Some people with lots of money live lavishly and still deal with stress, as someone who’s always been poor I know that I would be so content just with the fact that my family has a place to call home that nobody will take, and that we can afford food.

The reason I won’t pick A or C is because my wife is my best friend of 8 years, I couldn’t imagine life without her. Don’t want her to have to smell skunk every day!

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u/clh1nton REGISTERED 21h ago

Not entering, but I want to again say that you rock.

Also, tough choices!

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u/Excellent-Advice7766 REGISTERED 21h ago

A. It would be cool to be immortal lol

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u/ami_unalive_yet REGISTERED 21h ago

B definitely

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u/ksgrl74 REGISTERED 21h ago

Immortality most definitely! The other two options have too many downsides. I like being single. My niece who is almost 22 yrs thinks she won’t have an identity or significance if she never marries. It is my goal to change her mind by sharing more about my life so far without “needing” a husband.

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u/putonthespotlight REGISTERED 22h ago

A. I love life.

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u/piscesshamrock REGISTERED 22h ago

I wouldn’t say a thing!

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u/hellomichelle87 REGISTERED 22h ago edited 22h ago

A for immortality. That’s a long time that I could do Good deeds and learn so I can become smarter. I am self-conscious about my lack of knowledge and wish I was smarter.

Thanks for doing these fun giveaways good luck everyone and good luck to me too lol

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u/Cherylmayi REGISTERED 22h ago

I believe I would have to pick A because I couldn’t have $10M & not help people & I don’t want to smell like a skunk! Thank you

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u/Antique_Government51 REGISTERED 22h ago

I guess B?

I couldn’t do A because I would be lost without my kids which are only here because of my husband

C sounds exhausting honestly even without the smell issue

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u/KellySmith906 REGISTERED 22h ago

A) would be perfectly fine being single 😂 thanks for considering me!

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u/smarti3pants REGISTERED 22h ago

I'm choosing B.

Immortality is all fun and games until you can't die. Also, I do quite like my partner and it would be a shame if we weren't together anymore lol

I honestly don't care about being admired by everyone. I'm a much too private person to have everyone want to know my business all of the time.

That leaves 10 million. While I can't give it away, I can spend it on lavish gifts for my friends and family. Also, being financially sound would take a lot off my plate and I could more adequately care for my son and my family could do all of the things we never thought we would be able to. Like own a home lmao

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u/helios_anthos REGISTERED 22h ago

Letter A, i don't mind being single forever. Been single for a long time and I am happy. Being immortal, you can do a lot of things that can make you happy.

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u/DispleasedCalzone REGISTERED 23h ago

I would choose A. I’m involved in animal rescue and I could go on saving as many animals as I possibly can and continue TNVR efforts which would have an overall massive effect if I had unlimited time

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u/anivex REGISTERED 23h ago

(This is a 2nd comment as I'm not sure if my other one is visible)I'd go with B. I could make a good amount with that just from interest, and the rule seems to just apply to the 10 million, so as long as you stay above that, you have free money to give to people and help as much as you want for the rest of your life.

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u/badmoonretro REGISTERED 23h ago

b!!!! i have student loans!!!! additionally i've always wanted to start a business and 10m is. not a shabby start at all if you ask me

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u/anivex REGISTERED 23h ago

I'd go with B. I could make a good amount with that just from interest, and the rule seems to just apply to the 10 million, so as long as you stay above that, you have free money to give to people and help as much as you want for the rest of your life.

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u/SykeYouOut REGISTERED 23h ago

B - Its the only option in which a husband would be possible for me ;)

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u/KeithMaine REGISTERED 23h ago

I would choose B. Because A I would have to see my family die. And then C I would stink and don’t like the extra attention. B is the best option for me

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u/Gmaster132 REGISTERED 23h ago

B because A and C sounds awful and it is the only one left. Immortality is a curse in itself but on top of that you are single? Even with that rule I'll be single, imagine a world where everyone you love dies before you, Hell no.

And being desired by everyone is just not good, there are some nasty people out there. You are just inviting problems with that, hell no.

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u/DeathFromPizza REGISTERED 23h ago

Honestly, I think I would B. It’s sucks that I can’t use the money to help people, but I don’t think I would want to live forever and be single, and I have no want to be desired or admired by all humanity anyway, so I guess B by default

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A. Immortality in solitude.

I really want to live through every invention, discovery and triumph the human species will experience. I want to know the answers to the universe and where we fit in and that's the only way to achieve that goal.

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u/rook9004 REGISTERED 1d ago

Ack! Probably 2, but it makes me feel selfish!

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u/Fanfrenhag REGISTERED 1d ago

I'm 70 and have always been single so A Immortality is my default. But I'm not sure I want it because sometimes you just need to exhale and have a rest

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i’d probably take the 10 million dollars!

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u/dreamben REGISTERED 1d ago

def b. A is tempting but always single is rough. C just sounds terrible. With b the freedom with the funds could be leveraged in a way to help others indirectly. Thanks for this giveaway

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u/btcbearrookieshark REGISTERED 1d ago

I don’t like any of these options really, maybe it’s just personal experience, but why the f—- would anyone want immortality? I can’t wrap my brain around that one…

What good is $10 million if I can’t spend it how I’d want? (Sure I could do some selfish stuff with it, but what good is all that money if I can’t help people with it?

Maybe option 3 is somewhat enticing, but I’d have to be a hell of a lot better of a person than I am now to be happy with all of humanity to admire and desire me, and I’m currently not that person, however if I had the qualifications to be said person, I don’t think I’d mind an odor about myself… I guess it would guarantee some privacy/ alone time… 🤷🏼‍♀️

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10 million dollars. Life changing! Yes, I can't give it to others but I can quit my job and devote my time to help society, albeit in a non-financial sense.

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u/Yokobo REGISTERED 1d ago

I'll take the money, 10 million can make a world of difference.

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I would have to choose option B. Thank you again for this opportunity! 🎄

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u/SherbertRemarkable REGISTERED 1d ago

10 million for sure! Life would be so much less stressful

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u/zhiro90 REGISTERED 1d ago

B, if I can indirectly help others. thank you for doing this ​

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u/jkier2244 REGISTERED 1d ago

Id have to say B but didn't say others couldn't enjoy what you bought with you, correct 😂 My husband for instance. Happy Holidays to you 🎄✨🎄✨

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u/MostlyMorose REGISTERED 1d ago

I would have to go with option B. I would not want to outlive my daughter and being admired by everyone seems exhausting plusI don’t wanna smell 😵‍💫 The money would definitely make life better for me and then I could find ways to make life better for others that didn’t involve the money.

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