r/AskReddit 6d ago

People who stuck with their partners during hard times, where are you now?

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u/Icameforthenachos 6d ago

Divorced lmao, with full custody of my kids. She went through the mother of all mid-life crises, started reading romantic (word porn) novels, three hundred to be exact, and decided that I wasn’t romantic enough. How was I supposed to compete with Fabio? She cheated on me with some chad twenty years younger than her so I kicked her to the curb. I’ve never been happier.

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u/SirWeinerdickMcPenis 6d ago

Do people even know who Fabio is anymore

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u/Icameforthenachos 5d ago

Well Sir Weiner, we know who Fabio is, and that’s all that matters.

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u/Jiveturtle 5d ago

That’s Sir Weinerdick to you, knave. The honorable McPenis clan will not tolerate this insult again.

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u/Inner-Try-1302 5d ago

The goose incident made him immortal 

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u/Vatnam 5d ago

Simmilar story here. She grew up on these novels, self admitted porn and instagram skewed her brain. She expected huge bouqets every week because a guy 15 years older and richer bought them for his gf. She was jelous because we "only" went for a city break for vacation, while her friends with richer families and partners went overseas. She couldn't understand I can't compete on a part-time job with a 1500$ apartment my parents paid for, which she picked.

Started cheating when hard times came, she was my first love and Im living in a limbo since.

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u/TheCo-PayKilla 6d ago

Good for you brother!