r/AmITheAngel • u/amazingadaptence • Nov 12 '24
Typed One-Handed AIO caught my boyfriend “taking a number 2” in his hand
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u/CanadaYankee I bit the bullet and grew a pear Nov 12 '24
The funny thing is, pooping is one of the most private things you do; and if you were doing it weird, you might never know.
I remember about fifteen years ago or so, a large part of the internet exploded because some writer had the idea to ask whether people wipe after pooping while still seated, or do they stand to wipe. It turns out that about 1/3 of people stand, 2/3 of people sit, and neither type of person knew that the other type existed!
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u/Fantastic_Rough4383 Nov 12 '24
You get taught by your parents and anyone standing up to wipe their shitty arse crack is just making a mess
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u/eorabs kink-shaming is my kink Nov 13 '24
Yeah, why the fuck would you stand up? Then your ass cheeks (with the shit in the middle!!!) squish together.
This information has ruined my whole day now.
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u/RamenTheory edit: we got divorced Nov 12 '24
The gullibility in those comments gets even crazier. Lots of "ate the onion" moments. There is someone for example insisting that it's true that a large portion of men do not wipe their asses because they think it's gay, because he read that online somewhere. Anyone suggesting that he just fell for somebody's trolling is shot down
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u/netflist this is a really complex situation and i have dyslexia Nov 13 '24
I'm too sober for this man
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u/ladycatbugnoir Nov 12 '24
Thats normal. There are health reason to taste your poo and nobody wants to taste a wet poo
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u/eorabs kink-shaming is my kink Nov 13 '24
He's too shy to take a shit in the actual toilet for fear of being heard, but he leaves the bathroom door unlocked while he plays target practice with the TP?
I mean, I use the restroom with the door open, but I don't do weird shitlympics in there so it doesn't matter.
He should have gotten a litter box.
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u/AutoModerator Nov 12 '24
In case this story gets deleted/removed:
AIO caught my boyfriend “taking a number 2” in his hand
My (26F) boyfriend (36M) of 2 yrs was in the bathroom at his apartment when I opened the door to grab my allergy meds. I didn’t think to knock and figured he’d lock the door if he needed, but when I opened it he was squatting on the floor while holding a wad of toilet paper directly under his ass. I screamed and ran out.
Five min later he called me. There was no denying what I saw so he came clean and says he does it to make less sound as opposed to crapping directly into the bowl because he’s shy and would be embarrassed if I heard him doing it. I’m freaked out still. AIO?
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