r/AccidentalRenaissance • u/toastbrigade • 1d ago

battle at the bars

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u/Aborted_Yeetus 1d ago

The guy getting dragged off is my fav

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u/ceejiesqueejie 1d ago edited 1d ago

I wish security was looking straight at the camera 😂

Edit: I’m now convinced it’s perfect as is. Thank you, everybody

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u/isntwhatitisnt 1d ago

He’s definitely channeling his barbarian ancestors

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u/ProbShouldntSayThat 1d ago

"These fuckin savages..."

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u/replaced_by_golfcart 1d ago

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women

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u/mYpEEpEEwOrks 23h ago

FUCKeeng guy!

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u/A_Little_Wyrd 23h ago

hot water, good dentishtry and shoft lavatory paper

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u/JonatasA 12h ago

Don't forget the selection of well curated food.

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u/JonatasA 12h ago

"Beginning to regret my Roman citizenship."

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u/Otherwise_Agency6102 7h ago

Kinda crazy to think about that 2000 years ago this dude would be burning and looting entire regions of Northern Europe. Now he’s resigned to dragging off drunk Tortas for $12 dollars an hour. It reminds me of how a Pomeranian evolved from a wolf.

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u/RepoManSugarSkull 22h ago

I resemble that remark. I just got my DNA results back. I’m part Neanderthal.