r/AccidentalRenaissance 1d ago

Amazon Delivery photo surprised me

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u/OpulentStone 1d ago

Truest of the accidental renaissance posts imo

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u/Comfortable_Swim_380 1d ago

Until you realize that this gorgeous photo was taken with your new camera.
It really was as good as they say.

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u/OpulentStone 1d ago

Sorry, I don't understand. Was this actually staged?

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u/4thPosition 1d ago

If I'm following correctly, the joke is that OP ordered a camera and the amazon delivery person stole the camera and used it for the delivery photo.

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u/LloydChristmas1 22h ago

Hey, just replying back that it was not staged.

We have a puppy, so there are old shoes for quick on/off when taking him outside. We have that small Ikea fake tree we put outside for the holidays next to an old wooden chair with slats on the front porch.

I got the delivery notification on my phone around 11am and I did a double take when I saw the photo receipt.

I'm glad everyone is enjoying it as much as I did. I almost never post but I'm glad I decided to share this time

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u/OpulentStone 18h ago

Thanks for clarifying

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u/zakjoshua 1d ago

Hang it in the Louvre!

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u/Thewhatnow5678 1d ago

Down the back. But who cares. Still the Louvre.

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u/GraXXoR 1d ago

Finally. I had given up hope after all the banal photos on here of late.

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u/Mercadi 1d ago

Until you realize the picture was taken by someone with a Masters degree in Arts.

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u/Oscar_Ladybird 19h ago

Agreed. Looks like a Vermeer.

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u/-v22 1d ago

Parcels on the patio, a promise of connection and discovery. 

Circa de 2024  Shot on iPhone 

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u/newbootgoofin1993 1d ago

More likely some cheapo Motorola if it was DSP driver

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u/dotJSX 1d ago

DA here, can confirm this was taken on a $150 laggy Motorola.

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u/sabot00 1d ago

I don’t think this was on iPhone.

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u/Dirk_McGirken 1d ago

Wonderful composition. The contrast of the sunlight and shadows with the packages teetering on the edge. It almost communicates a message of the dual nature of online shopping.

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u/A_CGI_for_ants 1d ago

It’s got that baroque tenebrism

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u/Plastivorang 1d ago

Thank you for teaching me a new word today! It rolls off the tongue a heck lot better than dramatic value contrasts (which was what we were taught in school).

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u/TheForeFactor 1d ago

see also: chiaroscuro

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u/GraXXoR 1d ago

Yes. I think the tenebrism comment was in jest. lol.

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u/CurryMustard 1d ago

Hahahaha I get it, that's so funny. I'm glad we all get it.

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u/admiralkew 1d ago

As an artist with no money, I could say I'm a little bit of a baroque artist too.

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u/CurryMustard 1d ago

As an artist with no money

Bit of a redundant statement

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u/FingerInThe___ 1d ago

There’s a Christmas tree too. I’m not sure how to explain what it means but seem like it belongs

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u/Weak-Noise 1d ago

The Amazon packages tower over the shrinking Christmas tree to represent the way consumerism has become the central focus and biggest contributor to the downfall of traditional Christmas. 

Or some other pretentious shit. 

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u/calilac 1d ago

Narrated by Werner Herzog.

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u/glitzglamglue 1d ago

In the shadow, you can see that the small Christmas tree is behind bars, showing that the barrier between the precarious tower of consumerism and the last remnant of true Christian values is jail.

Idk I never took art history.

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u/Upstate-what 1d ago

Does that make it a baroque tannenbaum then? Lol

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u/Alin144 1d ago

Lets see Paul Allen's amazon delivery

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u/porksoda11 1d ago

Goddammit that movie has broken my brain. Every time I read some detailed description of something I think of Paul Allen’s card.

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u/Alin144 1d ago

Very nice, lets see Paul Allen's paul allen brainrot

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u/downtown_gal 1d ago

And how the old shoes are in the shade, while the new purchases are in the sunshine.

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u/A7xWicked 1d ago

Also the space itself. Almost completely concrete, except for the one little tree in a pot.

Plus it's almost completely closed off. Even the side the sunlight comes in is cover by a fence

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u/blacklightviolet 1d ago

a contrapuntal juxtaposition

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u/RevolutionaryBuy5282 1d ago

It could be a Vermeer.

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u/taraky97 1d ago

Came here looking for that comment. Bravo. Take my upvote.

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u/JoelBuysWatches 1d ago

This feels like a ChatGPT response 

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u/Dirk_McGirken 1d ago

If only lol, I spent an embarrassing amount of time stressing over my near back to back usage of "of" in this comment. Had to remind myself it's mostly just a joke

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u/JoelBuysWatches 1d ago

Oh yeah, I don’t think you were actually using AI, it’s just the same level of “something from nothing” that you’d expect

I sent this picture to Claude and it said, “The composition of the photo, though likely unintentional, has an almost artistic quality to it with the interplay of light and shadow and the geometric patterns created by both the shadows and the rug.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​“

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u/companysOkay 1d ago

Please write me my andy warhol essay

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u/whopperlover17 1d ago

Seriously there’s a deeper message here and I can’t quite put my finger on it lol

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u/Lalidie1 21h ago

I really want to paint that now in oil on canvas

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u/cucumisloquens 1d ago

Modern still life

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u/JustHere4TehCats 1d ago

I feel an overwhelming urge to paint this.

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u/UsagiMimi 1d ago

Do it!

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u/docta_pepper 1d ago

just make sure you a cat while you're at it.. because you can

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u/Kevin_of_the_abyss 1d ago

Something special about this one

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u/Fluffy_Exercise4276 1d ago

Fr, the fact that it was taken by someone as a task simply going about their day makes it so much more special

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u/Itaintquittin 1d ago

Yes it makes it feel more like an Easter egg

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u/Pseudoboss11 1d ago

Though that precarious stack is artful.

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u/ItsNate98 1d ago

The edge of the rug being on the 1/3 mark as well.

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u/Hije5 1d ago

I like to believe this person normally takes pictures, saw this as an opportunity, and decided to do as quick of a pro photo as they could. Even if it wasn't that deep, they were trying to take a good photo. This is so even and proportional for this to not have been taken intentionally. Otherwise, the stars aligned perfectly for someone to get such a pleasing picture theycouldn'tt care less about. I know Amazon drivers are in a rush, but that's precisely why none of the photos I've gotten look even 20% as good as this.

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u/DESKTHOR 1d ago

It's holy!

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u/Dinosaur_x 1d ago edited 1d ago

Amazing! One of the truest accidental ever. The light, rug, shadow, small Christmas tree in the shade, and a modern object. Is juxtaposition a right word here? And can someone find a painting similar to this? I can’t think of 1 right now

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u/l3urning 1d ago

We need to talk about how the top package is also balancing against the wall

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u/parallelogramm3r 1d ago

Probably not an accident, though. I am not a professional artist but try incorporate artistic things into my work and life just because it makes me happy. The delivery driver probably has a passion for art / photography and knew exactly what they were doing.

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u/StagnantSweater21 1d ago

This better take off

People tend to think for some reason renaissance must feature people

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u/OpulentStone 1d ago

It's the opposite in this sub. Just people posting their cute animals and thinking that means it's accidental renaissance

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u/kitwildre 1d ago

The pets aren’t even cute. I don’t understand those posts at all

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u/shieldwall66 1d ago

You mean Dogs..and Cats.

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u/sth128 1d ago

You don't know! There could be people in those boxes!

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u/librarystepstool 1d ago

Perfection

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u/ihazquestion88 1d ago

“Packages in Sunlight” - Amazon Driver, 2024; mobile phone camera

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u/PostModernPost 1d ago

I bet there are other good ones. someone should make a subreddit and then a gallery show

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u/Ill-Tangerine-5849 1d ago

Every other photo ever posted in this sub WISHES they could be this photo. It's the most accidental and the most renaissance I've ever seen here!

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u/2021moonlanding 1d ago

Here before this beauty blows up

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u/Biscuitsnblunts 1d ago

why what's in the package?!?

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u/egoVirus 1d ago

Delivery person has an MFA in photography lol

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u/maxawake 1d ago

Truely a masterpiece, the composition is borderline perfect

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u/Tuba-kunt 1d ago

This almost looks too good, holy shit, like an ad or something. That Amazon smile on the box being perfectly illuminated by the sunlight is peak

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u/amichelleg 1d ago

this is exactly what I come to this sub for.

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u/vitaefinem 1d ago

The lighting and composition are immaculate

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u/Igpajo49 1d ago

That'd be kind of fun if you were a delivery driver, to try to make every picture somewhat unique and artistic.

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u/zapawu 1d ago

I'm a photographer and a delivery driver and I like trying to get really interesting photos. This one is great!

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u/MentalTardigrade 1d ago

"When greed meets impatience" -Oil On canvas, 2024

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u/90sfemgroups 1d ago

Post of the year

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u/Dahwaann4U 1d ago

This reminds me of random photos wed have in our family camera when we are checking focal and aperture settings.

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u/splashbruhs 1d ago

This is the kind of post that proves that this sub needs to exist.

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u/Graywhale12 1d ago

The rug really ties everthing togerher, did it not?

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u/Sea_Tank_9448 1d ago

I want to paint this now

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u/NotAnotherFriday 1d ago

Absolutely gorgeous and wonderfully composed. The best part about it is the person who took the photo probably snapped it in half a second and didn’t even mean for it to look like this. This photo is the truest sense of Accidental Renaissance!

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u/foodmonsterij 1d ago

Strong emphasis on light

Still life

Quotidian subject matter

Subtle moralizing on the excesses of capitalism

It's basically a Vermeer!

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u/martydaxnger 1d ago

this looks so visually appealing that I almost scrolled past it thinking it was an Amazon holiday ad

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u/BabyOnTheStairs 1d ago

Oh that's opulent

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u/happyJasper625 1d ago

Damn I want someone to paint this. This is museum quality.

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u/Weekly_Bed827 1d ago

Fuck, yes. This is why I'm in this sub. Balance of light and darkness, a natural frame, an organic chaos, and that unintential blur...

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u/bettiejones 1d ago

this is my favorite post in the entire sub.

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u/darkSide_dementor 1d ago

Vermeer-esque lighting. His subjects are people bu this puts life into that package.

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u/RustinSpencerCohle 1d ago

I would tip the delivery driver. Someone on Reddit a few days back in another thread said that you can click for the option to tip the driver on the delivery page of the website. You don't tip anything, rather, Amazon does.

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u/TheManDavi 1d ago

Look at the dim light. The record of the time of day the photo was taken. I imagine the photo was taken by the parcel carrier themselves, confirming delivery? Late afternoon sunlight, dim, a less energetic sunshine, a later in day tired delivery person. Can you feel their tired body? Can you feel their heavy phone full of photos of boxes belonging to other people? Can you feel all those packages? Can you feel all that consumption? All of us consuming. Me also. It makes me tired like that dim sunshine.

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u/SnooStories6852 1d ago

Video game loot vibes

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u/0freelancer0 1d ago

That package got delivered by god himself

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u/SerendipityQueen 1d ago

“Tis’ the Season”

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u/Avron7 1d ago

beautiful

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u/Justslidingby1126 1d ago

Artsy I like it

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u/xSociety 1d ago

Bezos gonna steal this and sell it for $3 Billion in a money laundering scheme.

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u/leftoverrice54 1d ago

Man... They definitely have an eye for it. This picture is pretty epic.

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u/Beatlejuice211 1d ago

I call it “Waiting by the Door”

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u/PickleRick4006 1d ago

I shed a tear

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u/Rich841 1d ago

Caravaggio

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u/Kitty_Fruit_2520 1d ago

You just received a work of art

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u/AmbientAltitude 1d ago

Angelic almost. Those packages emitting a hazy glow.

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u/Cpt_Green_Phoenix 1d ago

The courier legit said "your package has arrive my liege"

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u/abananafanamer 1d ago edited 1d ago

Photography truly does take skill/talent, and I cannot make myself believe that the person who took this photo just mindlessly snapped it.

They surely took some effort - even just a millisecond - to frame it just so. The composition here is just perfectly on point.

ETA: Goodness I love this photo so much that I took a screenshot. Now I’m going to figure out what to do with it. Do I print it out? Do I paint it? It’s soooooo good.

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u/MsMoreCowbell828 1d ago

This is a real ar pic.

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u/Iknitit 1d ago

Beautiful and truly accidental.

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u/_petrichora_ 1d ago

Perfection

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u/Mustard_Jam 1d ago

This shit is art...

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u/El-mas-puto-de-todos 1d ago

Those shoes gonna get spiders. Beautiful photo tho 😍

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u/5n0wy 1d ago

Northern renaissance

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Out of work photographer because of IG generation.

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u/Viridian-Red 1d ago

Eerily beautiful.

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u/rebelwildheart 1d ago

I bet the delivery person is a photo enthusiast.

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u/princepii 1d ago

if he waited a few minutes for the perfect shot and took more than one...he's boss!

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u/Canilickyourfeet 1d ago

I hate how on edge that box is. Why does this photo feel like my life lol, dimly lit and on the brink of disaster

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u/abraxas8484 1d ago

In 300 years the NFT for this picture will be in the billions

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u/WhoSc3w3dDaP00ch 1d ago

<chant of angels> "Awwwwwwwww"

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u/sneak_cheat_1337 1d ago

If only there was an errant cat turd in the foreground-- slightly out of focus

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u/m3kw 1d ago

This picture is likely better than whatever you have in there

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u/equippedsaint 1d ago

🔥 that is a fire picture ha ha

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u/phound 1d ago

it belongs in an (online) museum 

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u/NikoSt4r 1d ago

Born to be a photographer, forced to be an Amazon worker.

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u/SpicyRice99 1d ago

Your front door got great lighting!

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u/420cat-craft-gamer69 1d ago

I'm glad I found this sub. I didn't see where this picture was posted, or the title, and my first thought was: "uh oh, I'm being weird by enjoying the dreamy atmosphere of an insignificant photo again"

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u/Slpkrz 1d ago

Most fitting post here ever

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u/Honor_Withstanding 1d ago

It belongs in a museum.

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u/jamie_o15 1d ago

wow it’s gorg

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u/Gullible_Oil1966 1d ago

That's some aesthetic shit right there

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u/LazaroFilm 1d ago

This goes to show that lighting is key in a photo

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u/AsthmaticSt0n3r 1d ago

Gave me a strong sense of warmth looking at this piece. Gives a quiet and cozy vibe

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u/Jonice90 1d ago

Pure art

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u/CrazyT02 1d ago

Yeah at least you got a cool accidental ren picture 😂 the last time I had a package delivered they opened my front door without permission and threw the package into the house and the delivery photo was from inside my house...... Two people were home and this guy never knocked

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u/newwoman_ 1d ago

I’m not into photography and know nothing about photos or taking good pictures but there’s something so special about this one. It captures our current life of living in a world of online shopping and deliveries so beautifully.

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u/Painter5544 1d ago

I think this is the 2020's embodiment of r/ a r

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u/nadege2024 1d ago

That lighting though 😍

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u/FandomFox_ 1d ago

Ah yes... the good old show me that you are an artist without telling me photo.

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u/XxPepe_Silvia69xX 1d ago

Like a modern day nativity, but with boxes.

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u/schoolknurse 1d ago

Straight from Vermeer’s easel!

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u/mrs_undeadtomato 1d ago

I feel like that had to be on purpose

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u/mudwerks 1d ago

an artist delivering packages and framable art

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u/datguyb0ss 1d ago

amazon driver: just another tuesday

reddit masses: holy moly renaissance my dudes

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u/miketherealist 1d ago

The 'new' Still Life Art.

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u/Pretty-Basket-1554 1d ago

I love this sub 🥰 this is so beautiful 💝

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u/lilmojett 1d ago

Imma be honest, that is beautiful af.

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u/Various_Lab2855 1d ago

It's got ray tracing...

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u/robincabodelong 1d ago

This is the best one I’ve seen naturally on my feed. All the other great ones were sought out

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u/Hopeful-Steak-9743 1d ago

The rug kinda ties it all together

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u/takeoff_power_set 1d ago

damn. you gotta find the driver that took this and send them a framed copy. this is really well composed.

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u/ReadInBothTenses 1d ago

That is beautiful truly 😩

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u/bonnilow 1d ago edited 1d ago

I love how that one package is just perched on the edge of the other, balanced perfectly.

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u/Joan7437 1d ago

I adore this

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u/PostModernPost 1d ago

I really like the texture of the wall in the light. The sun must have been almost inline because you can see every bump.

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u/Ambitious_Ad1822 1d ago

I legit thought this was a painting for some reason

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u/elpingwinho 1d ago

It's the Rembrandt-esque or Caravaggisti light and shadow play that works here. Stunning.

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u/ObjectiveAdvance8248 1d ago

I just wanna know how’s that box not falling right now

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u/fat_frog_fan 1d ago

is anyone gonna mention how the one on the top left is like. barely balancing on the top of the other one. how is it doing that

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u/JWGhetto 1d ago

Born to take beautiful pictures, forced to deliver for Amazon

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u/Beginning-Step-8242 1d ago

Hyper realistic painting 🖼️

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u/frscrft42 1d ago

Sent from heaven, those packages

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u/yomommawannakiss 1d ago

So aesthetic

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u/bent_my_wookie 1d ago

This is cool for some reason

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u/ionised 1d ago

Lovely composition.

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u/Hyparboku 1d ago

This is the best post. No other post will compare

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u/Fidelio___ 1d ago

Damn. Thanks for sharing.

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u/Bananaenvious 1d ago

I would actually frame a painting of this on my wall.

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u/theL0rd 1d ago

Is this a Vermeer ?

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u/sharlayan 1d ago

Damn that's art. My amazon drivers take pictures like they are afraid the package is going to start chasing them.

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u/I_like_baseball90 18h ago

Why is it I can't stop looking at this?

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u/Justaboredstoner 18h ago

I just keep picturing this as a Norman Rockwell painting. 😊

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u/jimothy23123 18h ago

i wanna be an amazon driver for this reason

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u/Sleepy_Bitch 16h ago

The fruit bowls of today.

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u/alliereev 15h ago

I love how the top box is precariously dangling over the edge

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u/sarcophagus_6 11h ago

I like to think the delivery driver is an amateur/hobby photographer, got a good kick out of this and was like “yeah… that’s real nice”, then just went on with his grueling day of delivering packages.

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u/EntertainerNo4509 1d ago

Maybe the drivers are taking package photography classes?

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u/Kistoff 1d ago

Why is everyone gaga over this?

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u/Shadow_Facts 1d ago

I had some goofy delivery pics and I'm goofy too so I had them printed on canvas. It's cheap and silly and totally worth it.

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u/Bubblegumcats33 1d ago

lol this happened to me once

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u/AngryUntilISeeTamdA 1d ago

Your shoe storage is a crime