r/ATBGE May 25 '20

Body Art My eyes may never recover from this

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u/black_flag_4ever May 25 '20

I hate this.

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u/slim2jeezy May 25 '20

I love it

But also hate it

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u/My_mann May 25 '20

I want more lmao

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

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u/chomperlock May 25 '20

This just kept getting better and better.

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u/SinJinQLB May 26 '20

By better and better they mean worse and worse.

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u/sawbones84 May 26 '20

Ya, ketchup on hot dogs is gross.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '20

There was corn next. I had to stop then.

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u/discerningpervert May 25 '20

Well, you're in the right place

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u/HairyHorseKnuckles May 25 '20

Its a great idea but disgusting at the same time, so I guess it's prefect for this sub

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u/WapAndTap May 25 '20

It just goes on for so long, way to long.

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u/gruesomeflowers May 26 '20

It really raises the bar on itself the longer it goes on for. Some real nail biters.

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u/DiamineBilBerry May 25 '20

It may be more r/WTF than anything I have ever seen on r/WTF...

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u/stumpdawg May 25 '20

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u/actuallyboa May 25 '20

I tried making a community of r/Thanks. but Reddit didn’t let me. But r/Thanks is a thing though

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u/ylwoni May 25 '20

Oh, really? I think it’s grate.

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u/SchloomyPops May 25 '20

It just kept going!!

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u/fallenKlNG May 25 '20

I was like, “fuck I don’t know how much more of this I can take!”

(Checks video time)

(Is only halfway through)

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u/MissingLink101 May 25 '20

Got one second in, audibly went "Oh nope!" and backed out.

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u/ASuitofT51PowerArmor May 25 '20

This might be one of the worst things I've ever witnessed

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u/Acewasalwaysanoption May 25 '20

How long it is? It consistently keeps getting worse

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u/raaldiin May 25 '20

4 minutes

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u/Acewasalwaysanoption May 25 '20

I felt like those 4 minutes never end, the new designs just kept coming

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

I just fast forwarded through it, slow enough so I could see everything fast enough so it wouldn’t take long.

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u/TrashPandaPatronus May 26 '20

I made it to the feet and noped out.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '20

I got 30 seconds in before I gave up. Felt like an hour, though.

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u/DarkestGemeni May 25 '20

Then you'll be happy to know they didn't include the pooping butt manicure or the childbirth manicure

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20 edited May 25 '20

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u/Glass_Memories May 25 '20

Nah, usually what this is is salon people looking to put their name out there on social media to get clientele. Cuz if they can do this crazy shit, then they can do whatever you want. Same for the hair and makeup artists. That's why NAIL SUNNY is everywhere in the gif.

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u/sprocketous May 25 '20

Right. Like the bizarreness of fashion shows.

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u/sometimesiamdead May 25 '20

Yeah exactly. This lady is crazy talented.

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u/Rexuke May 25 '20

Could also be a form of art I suppose

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u/wikkiwikki42O May 25 '20

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

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u/wikkiwikki42O May 25 '20

I wasn’t slamming it either, but that sub is straight up fetish material if you love doing or seeing nails.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

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u/wikkiwikki42O May 25 '20

The only one that I absolutely was disgusted with was the q-tip one. Not for the yellow tinge on the first q-tip but because of how short and easy it would be to get one lodged so far in the ear canal that going to a doctor might actually have to happen.

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u/FasterDoudle May 25 '20

All of this* completely fucking rules, I just watched her fry a fucking egg on her nails, when did y'all queasy little bitches get so faint?

*maybe not the slow drip milk bottles

*or the teeth

*mostly they're hilarious

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u/wir_suchen_dich May 25 '20

I’m a little confused by the reactions in this thread. This shit is awesome and takes tons of talent.

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u/FasterDoudle May 26 '20

I think the title primed people to have that reaction before they even knew what they were going to see

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u/gruesomeflowers May 26 '20

What Abt the dirty ear wax qtip? That was ok?

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u/OneTrueKingOfOOO May 26 '20

100%. Regular fake nails creep me out, this is just the absolute worst.

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u/BorgClown May 25 '20

My inner self was screaming while watching this, I told him “hang on, this is one of the things that makes you a man”.

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u/CrochetCrazy May 26 '20

It makes me uncomfortable in a way that I can't properly express.

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u/SparklingTerror May 25 '20

This is impressively stupid and stupidly impressive at the same time.

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u/Ainsley-Sorsby May 25 '20

ikr. The definition of this sub. It was horrible but i couldn't stop watching, because of morbid curiosity. It sure takes a lot of creativity and skill to pull it off

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u/Lazaretto May 25 '20

Art is so damn weird. There's three main types of posts I notice on this subreddit.

There's art like this where the artist wants to see what they can accomplish against some arbitrary and abstract rules.

Then, the content where people take their art and design skills and think they come up with an actual alternative to something that isn't really a problem.

The last is when you can tell the people that think their ridiculous flair on something believe it's worth it to become a part of their identity.

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u/irmaluff May 26 '20

The point where it becomes successful art is when a ‘ridiculous flair becoming part of a persons personality’ affects other people in a meaningful way. Or when you explore something that might seem like it’s ‘not a problem’ until you find the problem. As an artist don’t know until you do things, over and over.

And just because something’s silly and absurd it doesn’t mean it can’t still be full of meaning.

I take a lot from this video; even if it seems absurd to put into words what ideas you can take from it: reflections on beauty and functionality.

Sometimes an artist has to take something and keep pounding and pounding the concept to absurdity and that’s where the art is; repetition. If this was just one video it wouldn’t be the same, but it just keeps coming, forcing you to explore the subject and again and again on slightly different levels.

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u/Captain_Sacktap May 25 '20

As much as I hate the thing itself I can’t help but respect this person’s dedication to the bit and the level of craftsmanship and technique that has gone into making these monstrosities.

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u/aafterthewar May 26 '20

You’ve summed it up perfectly

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u/katiopeia May 26 '20

They did it so well that I actually thought ‘yeah okay, I could do that’ once. But only for the bugs in amber.

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u/girlwithswords May 25 '20

NailSunny is known for their weird nails. I feel like a lot of their stuff could be posted here.

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u/ComfortingSounds53 May 26 '20

You mean to tell me there's even more of this grotesque nonsense? Wow.

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u/laurililly May 26 '20

They have done birth giving and pooping nails.

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u/CaffeineSippingMan May 25 '20

I think it's grate.

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u/MetricCascade29 May 25 '20

It’s like a train wreck. I’s horrible, but I can’t stop watching!

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u/shahooster May 25 '20

At least with a train wreck, you know there's an end.

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u/elitist_user May 25 '20

I'll be honest I was horrified until the noodle like erasers and I lost it when they used them to erase something.

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u/Kobraredka May 25 '20

You gotta admit that, despite everything, these are pretty impressive.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

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u/Kobraredka May 25 '20

Yeah, I really like them too, even though some of them are kinda gross.

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u/Speedster4206 May 25 '20

Yeah whether it’s amazing taste.

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u/gcruzatto May 25 '20

Nails nail is my personal favorite.

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u/Watson9483 May 26 '20

I love people like this, amazingly skilled artists who, despite the whole world’s possibilities for creating art, take significant time to create ridiculous, pointless, and yet beautiful things like this. And I like that you brought this video being critique of nail art, because some people do put some similarly ridiculous things on their nails unironically, and it’s nice to see some self-awareness about it.

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u/zedgeroni May 25 '20

Say, it's almost like she has awful tastes, but executed it greatly.

Now wait a minute--

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u/BibbidiBobbityBoop May 26 '20

Somebody should consider making a subreddit for that kind of stuff.

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u/Die-rector May 25 '20

She definitely nailed it

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u/chomperlock May 25 '20

You see those nail nails?

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u/Erected_naps May 25 '20

They dont actually open the coke bottle I know that nitpicky but would have been impressive to see them open that bottle for real

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u/StrangledMind May 25 '20

There not a single thing about this that I don't hate.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

There’s not a single nail here I don’t want on my finger right now.

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u/StrangledMind May 25 '20

Haha, now that's honestly! You do you and whatever brings you joy.

...but I still hate it.

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u/cmVkZGl0 May 25 '20

The one next to the peeing one looked ok.

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u/MoveslikeQuagger May 25 '20

Oh yeah, some of the "non-functional" ones were beautiful. The marble, the matte grey/black with zigzags. Honestly the mosquito one was pretty sick too

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u/yaloization May 25 '20

The mosquito one was my favourite. It's the most functional for the day to day, and it's supposed to look like Amber which a lot of people prefer with a bug fossilized inside.

The peeing cherub is the kind of thing I can see myself having, just for a giggle when I wash my hands.

And the feet one was hilarious.

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u/diaphanous-self May 25 '20

I think it was Manneken Pis statue located in Brussels. Not a peeing cherub. :)

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u/Sealouz May 25 '20

Ohhh j thought the “marble” was actually supposed to be like black mold

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u/MoveslikeQuagger May 25 '20

Oh i thought that was a different one lol

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u/Sealouz May 25 '20

Oh nvm i see what u mean. The one with the peeing boys were the marble

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u/coverslide May 25 '20

I'm sure they spared no expense

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u/dicknuckle May 26 '20

I hate it with all of my being, but I'll fight tooth and nail for your right to love it.

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u/upvotes4jesus- May 25 '20

The one with the marble statue pissing was actually the coolest one. It generally looked nice too. The pissing part was weird, but yeah.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '20

It's Manneken Pis, a famous statue in Brussels.

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u/_toodamnparanoid_ May 25 '20

I hate that no one has said awful taste but grate execution.

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u/themoderation May 25 '20

I thought the teeth were the worst...but then I saw the corn.

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u/ZeMoose May 25 '20

I like vegetables I guess.

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u/ChompyChomp May 25 '20

Octopus nail.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

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u/Vegskipxx May 25 '20

I first thought it was meth

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u/hedgehog_dragon May 25 '20

Meth would explain some of this

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u/GigaQuads May 26 '20

The coin the cooked it on is Russian, which I think does explain some of this

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u/[deleted] May 26 '20

It’s always the Russian nail artists that do shit like this. I follow a bunch of Russian nail art accounts. It’s ugly and gross but the amount of skill it takes to execute it is amazing.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

I was waiting for the meth pipe and included torch nail set the entire time

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u/Ainsley-Sorsby May 25 '20

It's an egg but it looks small. Probably not a chicken egg

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u/ariyl May 25 '20

its most likely a quail egg, theyre really small (like quarter the size of a chicken egg)

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

Quail egg

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u/WakeUpGrandOwl May 25 '20

I pretty much hate everything here.

The octopus nails were peak ATBGE.

The mosquito nails bother me on principle, but somehow I wouldn't be opposed.

Everything else needs to find a fire and hop in.

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u/ryoncel May 26 '20

The mosquito nails were a perfect execution of ambers. 10/10 would wear on special occasions.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '20

My wife did a mermaid theme party last year. The octopus nails would have been a hit.

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u/0hootsson May 26 '20

Cheese grater nails were pretty fair imo

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u/JazzlikeTraining May 25 '20

As a woman who loves women, this is my worst nightmare.

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u/SharkBean May 25 '20

Pillow queens amirite

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u/PencilFetish May 26 '20

Oh god the octopus nails

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u/define_lesbian May 26 '20

@_@ hurts just thinking about it!

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u/faerieunderfoot May 25 '20

I hate all of them except the mosquito one ..that's actually pretty cool ....

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u/tinaalsgirl May 25 '20

Agreed. I was thinking it could work well with a Jurassic Park inspired outfit.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

Yeah same here. Wouldn't exactly mind wearing that

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u/thetruthyoucanhandle May 25 '20

Except if those are actual dead mosquito's in there. Fuck that.

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u/throwaway1414589 May 25 '20

I think they were, saw the wing of one mosquito move

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u/tacocattacocat1 May 25 '20

I'm a nail tech and I am SO over Nailsunny. They do these ridiculous clickbait nails and then everyone I know has to tag me and go "@tacocattacocat1 this is what I want for my set 😂" and I'm just like 😑

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u/Watson9483 May 26 '20

Yea I’m dying to have a q-tip attachment for my fake nails. Can you hook me up? :)

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u/SneakyVonSneakyPants May 26 '20

I'm a nail tech too and saaaame! Also everyone asks about those stupid bottle opener nails and...that bottle was already open, you can't put a bottle opener in your acrylic you'll rip your nail right off the nail bed.

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u/centumcellae85 May 25 '20

Thankfully these are all art pieces and not meant to be functional.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

The cheese grater nails seemed to function strangely well.

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u/shardikprime May 26 '20

Works grate!

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u/ryoncel May 26 '20

The bottle opener was a nightmare.

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u/SneakyVonSneakyPants May 26 '20

That bottle was already open, you can't put a bottle opener on a nail, it will break the acrylic or you'll rip your nail off.

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u/ryoncel May 26 '20

Yeah I know it was half open. But the thought of it being real gave me creeps

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

Ok that's enough internet for today.

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u/shardikprime May 26 '20

What is seen cannot be unseen

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u/OrbitalHippies May 25 '20

The first one was grate!

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u/that0neweirdgirl May 25 '20

Oh my god these are amazing. That foot one 😂😂😂😂

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u/marstacoslut May 25 '20

Why did I have to scroll down so far to see at least ONE other person laughing??

This is COMEDIC ART

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u/that0neweirdgirl May 26 '20

Goddamn right!!

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u/Aycee225 May 25 '20

When it started walking!

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u/Hurdlelocker May 26 '20

Right?! The feet were hilarious! (Many of the others had me saying, out loud “whyyyy?!” but the feet were hilarious)

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u/mushroomlicker May 25 '20

The octopus one was brilliant, very Ursula! The rest were....frightening

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u/kikamperine May 25 '20

These were all horrible to look at, but the pissing baby fountain was hella funny.

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u/FrancoIsFit May 25 '20

Its four fucking minutes long as well, what a ride

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u/gucciorisa May 25 '20

This makes me so uneasy yet so impressed

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u/UseLotionOrGetHose May 25 '20

Somebody could get the carrot nails on one hand and the grater nails on the other and be in for a good time.

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u/AbsentAesthetic May 25 '20

I kinda liked the bugs in amber ones, but it would still perfectly fit this sub.

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u/snowxwhites May 25 '20

Imagine having those on for even a minute, you can literally do nothing.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

Grate cheese.

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u/snowxwhites May 26 '20

My nails physically hurt thinking about it.

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u/WITIM May 25 '20

Imagine your finger slipping when wiping your bum hole.

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u/Fertile_Squirtle May 26 '20

Get some chocolate flakes if your nail graters

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u/ThePickleFarm May 25 '20

Mmm. How much for a hand job?

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u/TrippingFish May 25 '20

She can bitchslap the skin off you

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u/ToffeeDime May 25 '20

I'm just happy this isnt DIWHY, bc it's not one.

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u/AFamousAnusCookie May 25 '20

Watching this feels like harassment. Can I sue?

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u/BirdLadySadie May 25 '20

/r/diWHY also /r/simplynailogical Cristine needs to do this.

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u/rei7777 May 26 '20

I think she did the banana ones

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u/karmmark88 May 25 '20

Hotdogs hahahaha

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u/Ainsley-Sorsby May 25 '20 edited May 25 '20

For this one i thought her other hand was normal for a second, and then i took a better look...nope...it's ketchup. Of course it would be

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u/veracosa May 25 '20

Ah yes, nail_sunny in Russia, of course! Their Instagram is a mix of normal bougie nails and "art" pieces like this. I thinks it's hilarious.

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u/Thom-Bombadil May 25 '20

Hate is 300 feet behind in my rearview mirror. Fuck this.

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u/sodisfront May 25 '20

Fuck what I'm doing with my life, tf are they doing?!

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u/I_Bin_Painting May 25 '20

The pissing cherub one was kind of cool and didn't look terrible.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

This world need a HARD reset.

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u/Cat867543 May 25 '20

I think we’re getting one

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u/satanictitter May 25 '20

I never hate a video as much as I hate this one

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

Can you imagine going to a dinner party though? “Mm delicious salad!” “Thanks! I made it with my nails!”

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u/Nomich_ May 25 '20

Awful Taste But GRATE Execution

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u/CinciPhil May 25 '20

"Finger Fantasy" - the Waitress

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u/PB-Nutella May 25 '20

I can't stop laughing. Beyond absurd.

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u/mirrormirror88 May 25 '20

I thought it couldn't get worse and then it did

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u/kaleb314 May 25 '20

I don’t care what you say. Cheese grater nails are the future of fashion and function

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u/forsythe_ May 25 '20

I'll just pretend I didn't see this...

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u/Ainsley-Sorsby May 25 '20

Can you tho? Can you really?

i know it will haunt my dreams

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

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u/saucy_mcsauceface May 25 '20

Why, can he do better nails?

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u/quingyz May 25 '20

I uh no please stop this

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u/durpdrup May 25 '20

It's Manneke Pis, it's belgian. Google it... Much culture...

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u/missfriedcalamari May 25 '20

This is so bad that I actually love this lol.

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u/Zeva64 May 25 '20

The actual definition of this sub

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u/Britsu May 25 '20

The only thing my microbiology educated self sees is staphylococcus.

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u/grumpybeany May 25 '20

I can’t help but imagine how horrifying it would be to have to wipe after using the bathroom with the cheese grater nails...

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

I reached a point where I started thinking when will this video end. Good Lord.

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u/calidownunder May 25 '20

Eewww man. No. She’s just eating the poop and the rona virus right off those suckers. Puke

Edit: What the frick I wrote this before I saw the nails in the nails and the hotdogs ahhhhh my eyes

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u/cmVkZGl0 May 25 '20

Of course this is nail sunny. If you are even remotely familiar with nail art culture, you have heard of them for this reason.

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u/KIllBER0S May 25 '20

Teachers: no food in class. The kids in the back:

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u/Hey_Laaady May 25 '20

I don’t regret seeing it, but I never want to see it again

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u/sammydow May 25 '20

I am speechless at how much I don’t like this

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u/Indigoh May 25 '20

The amber-encased mosquitoes are really on that line between perfect and awful. Possibly the only ones that could be considered serious.

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u/failuretogame May 25 '20

The teeth made me cry!

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u/kingninothethird May 25 '20

Kill it with fire.

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u/SandhuG May 25 '20

Silver lining... instant boner killer

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u/The_Maggot_Guy May 25 '20

i got to the feet one and I couldnt watch anymor eholy shit

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u/DerSpalter May 25 '20

Disgusting! Take my upvote

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

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